robertdonkeys vs Happy Tree Friends (2590 views)

fi froxe
fi vokki
fi kolibri
nl Vyjii
nl base
bg dnbradio
18.01.14 14:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII 53 kills
Killing Spree sWaNi.TURBOT 10 frags without being killed
Accountant sWaNi.TURBOT 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! H7F//base 11 gibs
...and stay dead! rdonkey froxe 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning sWaNi.TURBOT 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! H7F//base 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sWaNi.TURBOT 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! h7F//^PDARADIO 236 damage per frag
What objective? sWaNi.TURBOT 268 XP
Red Shirt rdonkey froxe 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? h7F//^PDARADIO 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore rdonkey froxe 130 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sWaNi.TURBOT 2 team kills
Gingerbread man rdonkey froxe 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
rdonkey froxe571773663900225768748000/00/430/346/516011948
sWaNi.TURBOT10026849499028636156771670/01/144/346/6130116105
:-<5519533605014611975872280/02/329/443/10185126310
:-<6964011817223033418248207443950/03/3103/4415/1015812068
H7F//base932445054110021720161871350/04/037/319/414411535
h7F//^PDARADIO5622135637021360225821890/01/232/424/617292410
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII98215535470119752162401150/03/144/317/414211637
H7F//8168013817125035320744182483390/08/1113/3120/415310837
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rdonkey froxe406561530011764268600/00/14/132/2KKDXDDXDDKDDKDKDDD/DDKD
sWaNi.TURBOT739011153022206925341490/00/010/123/1KK/DTKKDKDK/DTKKDDDDDDKDKDDK
:-<479211232010274832541700/01/210/171/5DTDDKDDKDDDKDDKKKDKKXDDDDDDDDKDDDDKK
:-<5324728538033658184743190/01/324/426/8
H7F//base757515205001225952068810/02/011/92/0KDK//DDK/K/KDDDK//KK/K//KKX/KD/KK/KD
h7F//^PDARADIO114104161450042637212000/01/114/81/1DK/KKKKDK/KDDKDDD/KKK/KKDKKDKD
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII1058119182018324223931150/00/017/73/3DKDKK/KDKDKDK/KKDKKK/DDKK/K/K/KTK/K/DD
H7F//982605052120124847465811960/03/142/246/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rdonkey froxe1224911950051700177900/00/011/40/0K/KKDKKKKDK/KDK/K//D
sWaNi.TURBOT1003488000213221139180/00/08/50/1D/KK/KKDKKKDDKDD
:-<85436710011208128000/01/05/40/2DDKDKDKKDKK/D
:-<1021262524600842304198180/01/024/130/3
H7F//base885489300219021528360/00/05/83/0KK/DDDDKDKDKXK/KDK
h7F//^PDARADIO233331310121284131850/00/04/110/0D/DK/DDDDDDKDTDDK
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII55465910021012138400/00/15/60/0/KDKK/DDDDDDKK
H7F//551331631501641984230410/00/114/253/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rdonkey froxe236352110092304301500/00/25/80/2K/D///DK/DDD//DDK/DDDDKK/D
sWaNi.TURBOT100144151560012970200400/00/012/113/3DDDKKDDDKDDKKDDKKKDKKD/KKKKDKD
:-<5060816200121633053580/00/17/131/1DDDDKKKDK/DDDDKDKDDDDKDK
:-<5826728529001174378072580/00/324/324/6
H7F//base1061151716300727042591180/01/013/73/2/KKK/KDKD/KK//KKDKKDDD/K/KKKDKDDK
h7F//^PDARADIO3584617101621012383840/00/05/92/2DDKDDDDK//KDK/D//TK/KDDD
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII12088181540073267246300/02/014/82/1KK/KK//KDKKDK/KK/KK/KK/DDDKXDKDKDK
H7F//87287414880120807274371020/03/032/247/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
rdonkey froxe770141800070000/00/110/94/1/KKDKKD/DKK/DKDDKDKD/DKK/KDKK/D/
sWaNi.TURBOT1360151100030000/01/114/60/1KKKKKKKKKKDDDDK/K/KDDDKKD/
:-<57081400020000/00/07/101/2KKDKDKDKDDDKDK/DK/DDDD
:-<9003743000120000/01/231/255/4
H7F//base111010900000000/01/08/71/2KDKDKDKDDKKDKDDKKDK
h7F//^PDARADIO520101900010000/00/19/141/3DDDDDDDDDDKDDDK/KKKDKDKDKKDKD
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII910111200020000/01/08/102/0DDK/KDDK/KKKKDDDDKDDKKK
H7F//850314000030000/02/125/314/5

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Player Chats
H7F//base [Warmup]: rup?
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: rup nerds
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: you should switch deli for b4 for ultimate lean fest
H7F//base [Warmup]: we can pick ufo if you want
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: ok
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: ufo>deli
:-< [Warmup]: deli<all
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: gg nice lies
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: rup
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: switch to ufo first
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: stfu
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: u got some issues man
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: kanker
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: rup
H7F//base [Warmup]: krijg kanker hoeren fin
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: ufo too complex for you?
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: .NL
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: yes
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Warmup]: ruyp
sWaNi.TURBOT [Countdown]: XD
[Countdown]: h7F//DARADIOcalled a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: gg
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: we got forfeit now
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: tohurcool
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: kicking players is forbidden by enemyteam
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: gg
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: you all suck
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: izi
[Countdown]: TURBOT Swanidius connected
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: lets play for fun
[Countdown]: Axis team locked from spectators by h7F//DARADIO
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Countdown]: u fins are weird
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Countdown]: :)
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: tho its 4-0 on cybergamer already
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: ei vittu vokki
TURBOT Swanidius [Countdown]: sä huijaat aina
sWaNi.TURBOT [11:49]: potkittii se jo
sWaNi.TURBOT [11:47]: tuli takas gg
TURBOT Swanidius [11:36]: gg fake swanidius playing not 150 ping in german serveur
[11:29]: H7F//basecalled a vote.
[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:23]: Vote passed!
[11:23]: TURBOT Swanidiushas been kicked!
[11:23]: TURBOT Swanidius player kicked
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:43]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:43]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
sWaNi.TURBOT [9:39]: izi
[9:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:35]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [6:26]: :x
[6:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
sWaNi.TURBOT [4:28]: nigger
[4:05]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:47]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:36]: :)
[2:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:11]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:48
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: opponent so black
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: first 2mins 7hs, last 7min 0
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: weird
[9:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:04]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:04]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [6:31]: slol
h7F//^PDARADIO [6:27]: rofl
sWaNi.TURBOT [6:23]: VYJII SO SHIT MEDIC :D:D
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [6:19]: im engi
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [6:18]: rofl
[6:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
sWaNi.TURBOT [6:07]: XD
[6:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:50]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:34]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:17 (original: 9:48)
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [Intermission]: restarting my pc
[Intermission]: H7F//VYJIII disconnected
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: stop fucking crying u fucking idiots
[8:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:51]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
rdonkey froxe [5:01]: 1 medic
rdonkey froxe [5:00]: and he pushes
rdonkey froxe [5:00]: logic
[4:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
rdonkey froxe [3:31]: get hit
rdonkey froxe [3:29]: u piece of shit
[2:53]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
H7F//base [2:51]: kankergeluk
rdonkey froxe [2:22]: really
h7F//^PDARADIO [2:20]: xD
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:19]: :s
rdonkey froxe [2:15]: this game sucks so much
H7F//base [2:06]: yes how much luck can you get
H7F//base [2:05]: lmao
[1:52]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:07
h7F//^PDARADIO [Intermission]: i smell lepricons
sWaNi.TURBOT [Intermission]: outbrained
rdonkey froxe [Intermission]: you shouldn't have held tank more than 1-2 spawns in the first place
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: brb gonna find light and smoke
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: fucking pissed atm about everything
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: 2mins
H7F//base [Warmup]: bro
H7F//base [Warmup]: srsly
H7F//base [Warmup]: last time ever playing against you
H7F//base [Warmup]: every offi we have to wait 5-10mins
H7F//base [Warmup]: every round
:-< [Warmup]: thank god for that
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: thank froxe
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: total waiting time for froxe 20min
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: what is takin so long
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: i smoked 5 cig already
sWaNi.TURBOT [Warmup]: froxe
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: I DIDNT SMOKE U FUCKING HOMO
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: who's talkin about u smokin
rdonkey froxe [Warmup]: I SAID IM LOOKING FOR A FUCKING LIGHTER U FUCKING VIRGIN PIECE OF SHIT
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: dude
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: stfu
h7F//^PDARADIO [Countdown]: i have low tolerance for stupid bullshit
h7F//^PDARADIO [Countdown]: so plox
H7F//base [Countdown]: :D
H7F//base [Countdown]: :D
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: you talk about stupid bullshit
rdonkey froxe [Countdown]: all u do is stupid bs
[9:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:44]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
H7F//base [6:39]: ok
[6:34]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:55]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:31]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
rdonkey froxe [2:31]: gonna cancel gtv game add cg scores
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:26]: stuf
H7F//base [2:24]: XD
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:23]: mad cus bad
rdonkey froxe [2:17]: you are shit vyjii
rdonkey froxe [2:15]: and always will be
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:12]: 4-0
[2:07]: :-< disconnected
rdonkey froxe [2:07]: and?
H7F/^Z/^PVYJIII [2:03]: u lost
H7F//base [2:03]: :D:D:D
[2:00]: rdonkey froxe disconnected
[1:53]: sWaNi.TURBOT disconnected
h7F//^PDARADIO [Warmup]: xD

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