meet your masters vs 30 seconds to MARS (2918 views)
Sleepy
kaZIM
Aquila
kaZIM
Aquila
Damon
froxe
GiZmOoO
froxe
GiZmOoO
24.01.14 13:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 71 kills |
Killing Spree | mYm| Iris | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 118% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 18 gibs |
...and stay dead! | froxe FROM MARS | 48% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 56 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 171 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | froxe FROM MARS | 295 damage per frag |
What objective? | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 454 XP |
Red Shirt | mYm| kaZIM | 74 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | froxe FROM MARS | 24 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | GiZmOoO FROM MARS | 171 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | Damon ^VFROM MARS | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | Damon ^VFROM MARS | 27 /kills |
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froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | u suck kazim |
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: | ya |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :S |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | u also have cock in ur mouth |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | always |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | xD |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Warmup]: | xD |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | tmetsuri |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | smirzz's cock in his mouth |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | one more |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | do u like fishsticks? |
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: | can u just rup? |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | ow? |
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: | do u like fishdicks? |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Warmup]: | xD |
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: | rup |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | rup means yes |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | gg |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3 |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3 |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: | GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3 |
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: | hf |
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: | I afk |
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: | cu |
[14:30]: | froxe FROM MARScalled a vote. |
[14:29]: | Vote passed! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:05]: | Xd |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: | :D |
[6:42]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:28]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:24]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:18]: | whos there |
[6:10]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
froxe FROM MARS [6:10]: | kazim too stronk >S |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: | XD |
mYm| kaZIM [6:09]: | stop talking try to play |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: | or froxe too weak? |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: | :D |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: | :s |
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: | that is more true |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: | kazim vs froxe |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: | this is gg |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: | but I haven't been nerding past 2 years daily :S |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
mYm| kaZIM [6:10]: | we dont care |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: | but |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: | our 3 spectators care |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:09]: | mYm| kaZIMcalled a vote. |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:09]: | Vote FAILED! (MUTE froxe FROM MARS) |
[6:09]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:09]: | FIGHT! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: | xD |
[5:44]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[5:36]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[4:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:04]: | ok |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:47]: | gg |
[0:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[0:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
mYm| kaZIM [Intermission]: | gg froxe |
froxe FROM MARS [Intermission]: | I know |
[9:43]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:38]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:22]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:09]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:46]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:37]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [3:49]: | :DDDD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDD |
[3:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:58]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:52]: | froxe nades too stronk |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:51]: | :( |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:21]: | :DDDD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDD |
mYm| kaZIM [1:16]: | clean game |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:15]: | gg |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [0:05]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | swap for longer offi |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: | :D |
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: | mùaybe |
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: | I think I put my real config on now |
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: | sec |
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: | ok |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Countdown]: | lol |
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: | me too |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:55]: | pollo |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: | :D |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:31]: | stronk revives |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:30]: | very amaze |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[9:31]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: | :D |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [8:39]: | kazim shouting on ts spawn spawn spawn :D |
[7:34]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:34]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:22]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [7:10]: | ;o |
[6:58]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
mYm| kaZIM [6:56]: | fo |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:51]: | g |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:51]: | g |
[6:42]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:29]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:29]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:31 |
froxe FROM MARS [Intermission]: | I win |
[4:37]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[4:37]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: | :D |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: | :D |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: | :D |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: | :FD |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:27]: | :D |
[4:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
mYm| kaZIM [4:01]: | sure |
[3:50]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:35]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[3:35]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:30]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:07]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:04]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:01]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [2:55]: | LOL |
[2:49]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
mYm| kaZIM [2:44]: | ya |
[1:49]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:38]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[1:29]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[1:07]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[0:42]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:20]: | gg wp |
Damon ^VFROM MARS [0:20]: | gg |
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:18]: | nice brain kazim |
[0:12]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:31) |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: | i had this game so fucking won |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: | welp |
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | mYm| Iris disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Damon FROM MARS disconnected |
[Intermission]: | froxe FROM MARS disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mYm| s1EEPY disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mYm| kaZIM disconnected |
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