meet your masters vs 30 seconds to MARS (2899 views)

lt Sleepy
fr kaZIM
ch Aquila
ro Damon
fi froxe
nl GiZmOoO
24.01.14 13:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth GiZmOoO FROM MARS 71 kills
Killing Spree mYm| Iris 8 frags without being killed
Accountant GiZmOoO FROM MARS 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 18 gibs
...and stay dead! froxe FROM MARS 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GiZmOoO FROM MARS 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GiZmOoO FROM MARS 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! froxe FROM MARS 295 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO FROM MARS 454 XP
Red Shirt mYm| kaZIM 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? froxe FROM MARS 24 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GiZmOoO FROM MARS 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Damon ^VFROM MARS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Damon ^VFROM MARS 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mYm| kaZIM4927936744002189369399180/02/332/422/4248127510
mYm| Iris 783475064701141014810380530/00/048/473/320316288
^TmYm| s1EEPY7130550701000211011010549540/01/249/430/420215146
mYm| 6593113620821015629194303281250/03/2129/435/421814768
Damon ^VFROM MARS7731154701103271019995932610/02/250/405/118913775
GiZmOoO FROM MARS118454716018001512513105391040/03/156/427/317617655
froxe FROM MARS382642772130024761690621660/00/026/471/3282126424
FROM MARS75102915220242036630328291945310/05/0132/4713/3216146511
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm| kaZIM661001624000103766287500/01/015/140/0KDKDK/DD//DKK/K/KKD/KDKK/D/KK/D/KDDDKDKD
mYm| Iris 1501662416300641913227180/00/021/93/1/K//KDKKDKKDKK/KKDKD/KDKKK/DKKKKKKKKDKDD
^TmYm| s1EEPY1191042521700113840296000/00/125/90/0K/DK/K/KDKDK/K//KKK/K/DK/DKKD/KKKKDKDK/KDKDKKK
mYm| 1123706561100027117979062180/01/161/323/1
Damon ^VFROM MARS3389103030110281037741440/00/19/182/1//D/K/KDKD/DKDDDKK//TD/DDDK/DDKD/DDKDDDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS76143192520044290433800/01/018/200/1DKKDDDKKD/KDDKDDDKKKKDKD/K/DDDK/DKDDKKKKKDDD
froxe FROM MARS167353010061962368500/00/05/230/2KDD/DDKDDDDDD/D/DD/XDDDDDDDD/DD/KDKK
FROM MARS423053485601209062117971440/01/132/612/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm| kaZIM2189628300102931332000/00/26/150/1DDDK//DDDKD/K//DKDD/KD/D//DDD/DKDD
mYm| Iris 4293122820043266402900/00/012/240/0KDDDKDDDDDK/K/KDDDD/KD/KDKDKDDDDDDDKDKDK
^TmYm| s1EEPY56961323200531603779360/01/112/140/3DK/DDDDDKK/DKDDKK/KDKKKDKK/DDKDD/DDD
mYm| 40278317970019935711128360/01/330/530/4
Damon ^VFROM MARS11313125223011041533217470/02/024/120/0K/D/KKDK//KKDKK/DDD/KK/KKDKDKKKDDD/K/K/KKTKKKKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1471592517900840593641860/01/121/83/0/KK/KKKDK/KKKKDKDKKKKKDD/KKDKK/DKD/K/DKK/K
froxe FROM MARS4110010247001429162499860/00/09/111/0KDK///K//DD///DDD/D//K/KK/KKDKXKD/D
FROM MARS10039060631901321112893572190/03/154/314/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm| kaZIM884789100010821298180/01/06/51/0KDKDDDDDKDKKKKKDD
mYm| Iris 77477900031474130900/00/07/40/2K/DKKKDDK//KDKDD
^TmYm| s1EEPY606061010021386155300/00/06/60/1KK/KDDKDKD/KDDDD
mYm| 751542128200539424160180/01/019/151/3
Damon ^VFROM MARS7725791002964133000/00/16/61/0DKDKDKK/KDDKDDK/
GiZmOoO FROM MARS11060111020031354938180/00/04/62/1DK/KKDKK/DDDDKDKKKKK/
froxe FROM MARS55515950021842167400/00/05/70/0DDDKDK/KDD/DKK
FROM MARS811362328800741603942180/00/115/193/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm| kaZIM464361300011157190600/00/15/81/3DDDKDDKDDDDK/DKKDDK
mYm| Iris 6341711201112171815350/00/08/100/0DKDKDT/KDDKKDDKDKDD
^TmYm| s1EEPY3745616000317242257180/00/06/140/0DK/DDDKXDKDDDDDK/KDKD/D
mYm| 491291940201540985978530/00/119/321/3
Damon ^VFROM MARS13366129401522721272700/00/011/42/0/KK/KK/DKKK/KDKDKK/KDT
GiZmOoO FROM MARS2009216850002810162200/01/013/82/1KKDKKDKDKDKDKKKKDKDKDKKKX
froxe FROM MARS77407900028961204800/00/07/60/1KK/D/DKKKDDDDKKD
FROM MARS13719835269017597840981500/01/031/184/2

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Player Chats
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: u suck kazim
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: ya
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: :S
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: u also have cock in ur mouth
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: always
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Warmup]: xD
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: tmetsuri
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: smirzz's cock in his mouth
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: one more
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: do u like fishsticks?
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: can u just rup?
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: ow?
froxe FROM MARS [Warmup]: do u like fishdicks?
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Warmup]: xD
mYm| kaZIM [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: rup means yes
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
Damon ^VFROM MARS [Warmup]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: hf
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: I afk
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: cu
[14:30]: froxe FROM MARScalled a vote.
[14:29]: Vote passed!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [11:05]: Xd
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:05]: :D
[6:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:18]: whos there
[6:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[6:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
froxe FROM MARS [6:10]: kazim too stronk >S
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: XD
mYm| kaZIM [6:09]: stop talking try to play
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: or froxe too weak?
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: :D
[6:09]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: :s
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: that is more true
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: kazim vs froxe
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:09]: this is gg
[6:09]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: but I haven't been nerding past 2 years daily :S
[6:09]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
mYm| kaZIM [6:10]: we dont care
[6:09]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: but
[6:09]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:09]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
froxe FROM MARS [6:09]: our 3 spectators care
[6:09]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:09]: mYm| kaZIMcalled a vote.
[6:09]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:09]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE froxe FROM MARS)
[6:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:09]: FIGHT!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:09]: xD
[5:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:04]: ok
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:47]: gg
[0:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mYm| kaZIM [Intermission]: gg froxe
froxe FROM MARS [Intermission]: I know
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:38]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [3:49]: :DDDD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDD
[3:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:52]: froxe nades too stronk
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:51]: :(
^TmYm| s1EEPY [1:21]: :DDDD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDD
mYm| kaZIM [1:16]: clean game
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:15]: gg
Damon ^VFROM MARS [0:05]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: swap for longer offi
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: mùaybe
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: I think I put my real config on now
froxe FROM MARS [Countdown]: sec
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: ok
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Countdown]: lol
mYm| kaZIM [Countdown]: me too
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:55]: pollo
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [11:36]: :D
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:31]: stronk revives
^TmYm| s1EEPY [11:30]: very amaze
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [8:58]: :D
^TmYm| s1EEPY [8:39]: kazim shouting on ts spawn spawn spawn :D
[7:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [7:10]: ;o
[6:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
mYm| kaZIM [6:56]: fo
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:51]: g
^TmYm| s1EEPY [6:51]: g
[6:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:29]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:29]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:31
froxe FROM MARS [Intermission]: I win
[4:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: :D
Damon ^VFROM MARS [4:28]: :D
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: :D
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:28]: :FD
^TmYm| s1EEPY [4:27]: :D
[4:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
mYm| kaZIM [4:01]: sure
[3:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:35]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [2:55]: LOL
[2:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mYm| kaZIM [2:44]: ya
[1:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
^TmYm| s1EEPY [0:20]: gg wp
Damon ^VFROM MARS [0:20]: gg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:18]: nice brain kazim
[0:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:31)
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: i had this game so fucking won
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: welp
^TmYm| s1EEPY [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: mYm| Iris disconnected
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: froxe FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: mYm| s1EEPY disconnected
[Intermission]: mYm| kaZIM disconnected

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