bacardi team vs 30 seconds to MARS (2839 views)

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fi LORDI
fi lEku
nl GiZmOoO
ro Damon
fr yokoo
02.02.14 15:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [B] byq 45 kills
Killing Spree [B] byq 7 frags without being killed
Accountant [B] byq 132% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 10 gibs
...and stay dead! Damon FROM MARS 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [B] byq 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [B] lEku 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [B] byq 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 265 damage per frag
What objective? [B] byq 292 XP
Red Shirt [B] Lordi 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [B] Lordi 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [B] byq 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GiZmOoO FROM MARS 4 team kills
Gingerbread man [B] lEku 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Damon FROM MARS662302741100011492556831630/00/327/270/318213937
GiZmOoO FROM MARS51238285510047661070223980/04/925/363/3236128613
:-( FROM MARS83267384660111714370501610/01/036/331/418815347
FROM MARS657359314226052918678197557220/05/088/334/420214049
[B] lEku68222324710019635469731300/03/123/266/119914837
[B] Lordi6121436588101069096742570/07/328/411/2192114513
[B] byq132292453460016732759541080/02/141/172/016317574
[B] 8172811313915104520590196692950/012/192/179/018514658
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon FROM MARS100138141450012088285800/00/114/130/0DKKDKKDKDKDKD/DKDKKKDKDDKXKDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS1678530001325652654790/03/72/191/1DK//DDD/DDDDDDTDDDDDDDDDDKDKDDDDDKDK
:-( FROM MARS38868212014266033921030/00/08/171/1DD//KK/DKDDDKDDDDKDXDDDD/KTKDDK
FROM MARS5130227657028731389041820/03/824/492/2
[B] lEku83831518000923442553360/02/012/81/1KD/DKD/KK/K/KKDK/D/KKK/DKK/DD/KKD
[B] Lordi1371032216500433232544180/06/216/90/1KDDDKDDKK/D/K/KKDKK/KKKKDKDKKKKDKDKKKD
[B] byq1421152014300832372216180/00/119/51/0K/KK/DKDK/KK/KDKK/K/KKKKKDK/DKK/KD
[B] 12130157488002189047313720/08/347/222/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon FROM MARS5365815300817011603360/00/18/40/3DD///DDK/KK/K/KDKXK/K/DD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS13782118801018581929850/01/110/71/0DKKKKKDDKDKKKDKTKDDD
:-( FROM MARS123941613200524051871180/00/016/70/1K/K/DKKDDDKK/KKKD/KDK/KKKKDKD
FROM MARS1042413536130113596454031390/01/234/181/4
[B] lEku5059714100415152219760/00/04/103/0/D/KDK/K/KKDDDDDDDDKK
[B] Lordi1858422210219232007390/00/14/180/0KKDDSDDK/DKDDDDDDDDDD/DDDD
[B] byq1338812930031965173800/02/010/60/0KDDDK/KDKDKK/K/DKKKKK
[B] 6720523456109540359641150/02/118/343/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon FROM MARS3727382002113612221270/00/03/70/0KDDK/D/KDDXD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS13340861011134013201800/00/08/51/0KDD/KKKKKKDKDTD
:-( FROM MARS11642761001953815400/00/07/40/1K/KDDKKKKDDKD
FROM MARS9510918204014342933573470/00/018/161/1
[B] lEku57344700031121103500/00/03/41/0DKDK//DD/KK
[B] Lordi25353121001952132900/00/03/100/1KDKDDKDDDDDDD/D
[B] byq180549500021284106500/00/09/30/0DK/KDDKKKKK/KK
[B] 87123162410063357342900/00/015/171/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Damon FROM MARS5002400000000/00/12/30/0KDDDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS363841110138471119540/00/15/50/2/DDDDDKDK/TK/DDK
:-( FROM MARS11645761001112597200/01/05/50/1KDDK/KKXDKDKKD
FROM MARS67831321201419722091540/01/212/130/3
[B] lEku754668000313741166180/01/14/41/0DK/K/DDDK/KKKD
[B] Lordi871878000371186200/01/05/41/0DK/KKK/KDKD/KDD
[B] byq6635460003841935900/00/03/31/0/KK/KD/DKD
[B] 769917220009292629631080/02/112/113/0

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Player Chats
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: hi patryk
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: battle of the true brothers
[B] byq [Warmup]: hello Joris
[B] byq [Warmup]: <3
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: I'll still love you
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: whatever happens
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: we laughed at your name yokoo
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: cool story
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: patryk did too
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: hes not sorry
[B] byq [Warmup]: haha
[B] byq [Warmup]: XD
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: I don't care man
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: :/
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: but im sorry
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: :/
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: u can fuck bitches with this name
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
[B] byq [Warmup]: i will show u lordi's picture after game yokoo
[B] byq [Warmup]: he has nice room
[B] byq [Warmup]: :XD
[B] lEku [Warmup]: bitches will fuck u with that nam,e
[B] byq [Warmup]: :XD
[B] byq [Warmup]: :XD
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: xD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i saw dat picture already
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: yokoo will fap to my pic
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: what u think
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg lordi
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: just like u did
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: the one with suit gizmoo?
[B] byq [Warmup]: lordi roses in room
[B] byq [Warmup]: isnt that gay
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: :D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: pretty big mouth for such a 'muscled' boy
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: thats funny coming from you
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: you never seen a pic of me
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: your waist-to-chest ratio is none excistant i guess
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: :)
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: squat numbers gizmoo?
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: or are you the big mouth calling me skinny here?
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: thats what i thought
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: rup now
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: im not unsecure like all these nerds going to gym to get muscles
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg
[B] Lordi [Countdown]: typical response
[B] byq [Countdown]: nerds
[B] byq [Countdown]: :D
[B] Lordi [Countdown]: didnt expewct nothing else
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: :D
[B] Lordi [9:58]: if u dont even train, im 10x bigger than u
[B] Lordi [9:56]: gl hf
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [9:42]: sorry to disappoint u i sport at high level
[B] Lordi [9:35]: doesnt make u strong
[B] Lordi [9:34]: xD
[B] Lordi [9:28]: ur just jelly
[B] Lordi [9:19]: i have gotten used to it
[B] Lordi [9:08]: u lack the self discipline to get good body
[8:20]: Allies capture the factory district!
[B] Lordi [7:42]: awfully quiet now
[7:36]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:33]: not interested in talking with faggots sry
[B] Lordi [7:33]: id be too if i had nothing to back my words up
[B] Lordi [7:31]: sad
[B] Lordi [7:29]: ye im gay so
[7:29]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[7:05]: The side gate has been built!
[5:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:27]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[B] byq [3:58]: :D
[B] Lordi [1:57]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
[B] Lordi [Intermission]: gg
[B] lEku [Warmup]: Ready
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: no
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: or isnt he able to find the f3 button on his laptop
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: XD
[B] lEku [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDD
[B] Lordi [Countdown]: he found it
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: gj
[Countdown]: Allies capture the factory district!
[B] Lordi [9:25]: :D
[9:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[B] byq [9:11]: enjoy nade boxes
[9:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[B] byq [9:11]: but i dont remember timing now
[B] byq [9:11]: fu
[9:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[B] Lordi [9:11]: ;__;
[9:10]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[B] Lordi [9:11]: is your mom making you do the dishes or wut
[9:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[B] Lordi [9:11]: ty
[9:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:11]: FIGHT!
[B] Lordi [9:07]: fuck
[B] Lordi [8:23]: :D
[7:46]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[B] Lordi [7:18]: :D
[7:05]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:36]: The side gate has been built!
[B] byq [4:38]: :XD
[B] Lordi [4:34]: tohight its upload
[B] Lordi [4:31]: who i heard
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [2:03]: Xdd
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:25]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:35 (original: 10:00)
[B] Lordi [Intermission]: gg
[B] lEku [Warmup]: u had the same thingwith nazty >(
[B] byq [Warmup]: i got outdmg by lordi
[B] byq [Countdown]: cmon
[B] byq [Countdown]: :D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: not true actually
[B] Lordi [11:34]: i always out dmg u
[B] byq [11:32]: :XD
[10:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:35]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:55]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:55]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[B] Lordi [9:30]: lol
[9:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[B] byq [8:57]: :XD
[8:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[B] Lordi [8:16]: xDDD
[B] Lordi [8:13]: i wlaked 20 secs
[B] Lordi [8:11]: and u preshoot
:-( FROM MARS [8:06]: u didn't walk
:-( FROM MARS [8:05]: :d
[B] Lordi [8:04]: yes i did
[B] Lordi [8:03]: :D
[B] Lordi [8:03]: :D
[8:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:59]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:59]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:00
[B] Lordi [Intermission]: gotta watch that on replay
:-( FROM MARS [Intermission]: so walking makes noise nowadays
[B] lEku [Warmup]: Ready
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: "noise"
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: you must suck dicks at walking
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: and you at english
[B] byq [Warmup]: he sucks dicks at everything
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: well
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: blaming ppl for such mistake
:-( FROM MARS [Warmup]: is very nice
[B] Lordi [Warmup]: ty for providing insight
[3:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Damon FROM MARS [0:21]: rematch
[B] Lordi [0:13]: we take arnold
[0:03]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:00)
[Intermission]: [B] lEku disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: [B] Lordi disconnected
[Intermission]: :-( FROM MARS disconnected

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