30 seconds to MARS vs turbot (2999 views)

ro Damon
nl GiZmO
ro Yulyan
fi vokki
fi swandius
fi OldenSan
02.02.14 17:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Damon FROM MARS 54 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] OldenSAn 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Damon FROM MARS 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Damon FROM MARS 16 gibs
...and stay dead! team-tA[Swanidius] 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Damon FROM MARS 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [turbot] OldenSAn 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Yulyan From Mars 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! team-tA[Swanidius] 233 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT VOKKI 352 XP
Red Shirt Yulyan From Mars 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT VOKKI 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Damon FROM MARS 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut team-tA[Swanidius] 1 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT VOKKI 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT VOKKI68352426181116824669421870/02/637/344/319611248
team-tA[Swanidius]7931241521601780978524600/01/138/393/619716457
[turbot] OldenSAn923134852130112818580761600/03/237/319/517115557
An7997713116537133524528235424070/06/2112/3116/518814457
Yulyan From Mars55242366580013600975231330/01/529/426/616711638
Damon FROM MARS115338544716001387048094720/07/043/314/316117255
GiZmOoO FROM MARS67268395860113882989112510/01/131/383/622615436
FROM MARS7684812917030013923542245284560/09/1103/3813/618514746
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI68116131900072308201300/01/311/81/1DKKK/KKK/DDDDD//KKDKD/DKKDK/DKD/
team-tA[Swanidius]4769919600024873003280/00/07/192/0DDKDKKKDDDDDDDKDDKKDDDDDKKDD
[turbot] OldenSAn801031620400726812925760/02/110/124/0KKDK//D/DDDKK/KKDDDKK/K/KKK/DDKDKKDD
An652883858100014747679411040/03/428/397/1
Yulyan From Mars541251222700521642234790/00/211/131/2KKDDKDDDDK/K/DK/K/K/DDDDKDDDKKDDDK
Damon FROM MARS2201442210800329612275540/04/018/40/3KDDKKDKKKKKDKKDK//KKK/KKKKDKDKKK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS551011018100428162967720/00/110/110/2KDDKDKDK/K/D/DDDKDDKDDKKDD/K
FROM MARS1103704450160012794174762050/04/339/281/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI150709630011343882360/00/06/63/0KDKKXKK/DKKDKDKD
team-tA[Swanidius]775679301216171399140/00/08/60/1/KKTDKKDKDKDDDK/D
[turbot] OldenSAn1125498400113611132130/00/07/52/2DKKDDKDK/DKKKKKDD
An11318025231001443213413630/00/021/175/3
Yulyan From Mars7044710000311471312180/00/05/62/2KK/DDDKKDKD/KX/DDK
Damon FROM MARS50205101001919133000/00/05/90/0DDDKDKDKDDK/KDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS6332711101213471679580/00/07/61/3DKDDKDDKDKTDK/DDKK/
FROM MARS61961931201634134321760/00/017/213/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI6311312192015281522411510/01/112/90/1DKKDDDDDDDKD//KKKK/DDDKKT/KDK/KD
team-tA[Swanidius]1811422011500224822242180/00/119/71/2KDKKDKDK/KKKKKDKDKKXKDKKDKK/KKDD
[turbot] OldenSAn10087161650032859266900/01/114/91/1KDDDDDKKKK/KDKDKK/DKKDDKKKDK/KDD
An1153424846120110815671521690/02/345/252/4
Yulyan From Mars3434926000415862766180/01/27/181/2DDDKKDK/KDDKD/KDDDDDD/DKKDDDDD/KDDD
Damon FROM MARS88110151740052973278100/02/011/122/0/DK/KKDKKKD/DDKKKK/K/DDDKDDDKKDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS63771219200525932609540/00/06/141/0KK/DKK/KK/DDDKDDDDK/DD/KDDKDDKK
FROM MARS6222136626001471528156720/03/224/444/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT VOKKI475381731031780180600/00/28/110/1KD/DKDDDKDKDDDSDDKD/DK/KKX
team-tA[Swanidius]384551320031511188000/01/04/70/3KKD/DDK/DDD/DKDDDK
[turbot] OldenSAn876978001112841350710/00/06/52/2K/DDDDKDKKKKKDDT
An571672038511745755036710/01/218/232/6
Yulyan From Mars1143987100111121211180/00/16/52/0KDKKKDKKKDDDK/D
Damon FROM MARS120641210300418511708180/01/09/62/0DKDK/KK/DKKKK/K/KDDKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS100581010200220731656670/01/08/71/1DD/KK/KKKDDKDKKDKKDD
FROM MARS11116130276007503645751030/02/123/185/1

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Player Chats
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: RUP
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: tax
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: changing tags
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: gg
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: you got swani
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: you dont need tax
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: SMS + alphi [5:53]: straf is good, froxe just low, swani unbrained
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:28]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:27]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
team-tA[Swanidius] [5:49]: vokki is more lost than froxe jesus christ
[5:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:58]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [4:31]: gg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [4:29]: kanker
[4:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Damon FROM MARS [2:37]: GG
[2:11]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:48
team-tA[Swanidius] [Intermission]: stop ddossing :l
team-tA[Swanidius] [Intermission]: gg
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:44]: Allies team locked from spectators by team-tA[Swanidius]
Damon FROM MARS [6:44]: DONT UNPAUSE
Damon FROM MARS [6:44]: BRB
[6:44]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[6:44]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:44]: FIGHT!
[5:19]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:21]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:26 (original: 9:48)
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: GG
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: GG
team-tA[Swanidius] [Intermission]: wow so bad
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: gg anticheat out boys
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: go download it
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: Oops I'm not
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: :D
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: guys anticheat on
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: no rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: rup
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: no time for that shit
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: will do it later
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: we no rupaciek if no ac on
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: forfeit
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: now rup
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: forfeit gg
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: are u kidding me
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: xD
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: no kidding serious
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i got no time
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: u got that?
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: gcac required
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: cG
Damon FROM MARS [Warmup]: RUP
[turbot] OldenSAn [Warmup]: Xddddd
[turbot] OldenSAn [Warmup]: ok i b ut readyteam
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: not in the middle of the offi which we started without ac
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: now rup
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: We require anticheat we suspect opponent hack
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: cool
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: idc
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:57]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[8:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[8:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:10]: FIGHT!
[7:38]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:59]: wtf
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [6:58]: xD
Yulyan From Mars [6:55]: XD
[6:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:57]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:57]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:01]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:25]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[2:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:34
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: KANKER
Damon FROM MARS [Intermission]: WTF
[turbot] OldenSAn [Intermission]: GRAZY
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: epic time
team-tA[Swanidius] [Warmup]: I'm Batman
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: :XD
[9:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
team-tA[Swanidius] [3:33]: easy game easy life
[3:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:03 (original: 9:34)
team-tA[Swanidius] [Intermission]: nice idle noob
team-tA[Swanidius] [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: Damon FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: team-tA[Swanidius] disconnected
[Intermission]: Yulyan From Mars disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected

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