turbot vs LIKE A BOSS (3360 views)

fi JiPp0
fi Swanidius
fi Juuti
fi kolibri
fi Metsuri
fi OldenSan
be ChilAx
be sN1p
be aNGER
be Jerreuh
nl Testi
nl base
11.02.14 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [turbot] Swanidius 77 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] Swanidius 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [turbot] Swanidius 164% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [turbot] kolibri 30 gibs
...and stay dead! [turbot] kolibri 52% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [turbot] kolibri 26 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [turbot] OldenSAn 151 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LIKEaBOSS T 256 damage per frag
What objective? [turbot] Swanidius 451 XP
Red Shirt LIKEaBOSS Jerre 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? LIKEaBOSS Jerre 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] JUTIZIEKS 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LIKEaBOSS sN1p 4 team kills
Gingerbread man [turbot] Metsuri 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LIKEaBOSS T623303962912109777102714790/06/830/345/825116345
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx4822333698028492185351810/00/1132/363/1214912438
LIKEaBOSS sN1p6924946661114127913111914050/04/941/315/1317216756
LIKEaBOSS aNGER762465470161111854680714370/026/74/3824/1215811456
LIKEaBOSS BASE592644271120213907993473000/03/935/416/7216132310
LIKEaBOSS Jerre38226308012017525089653630/00/618/499/20175112312
LIKEaBOSS 5815382444186831261454865638021650/039/6160/4952/2018713548
[turbot] OldenSAn118369655421117975275652240/02/642/3114/1115013866
[turbot] Metsuri933565559303181072191524140/010/537/269/1019515555
[turbot] kolibri 107341585230249868059434570/030/60/2926/815011044
[turbot] JiPp079360496217011589159392710/01/1145/254/1318215135
[turbot] Swanidius16445177471903131238874932200/05/458/2717/316115964
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS119407504221027859274334900/02/746/214/917217764
[turbot] 111228435431611131469590484697818760/050/7228/2174/916814855
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LIKEaBOSS T75909122003204621401360/03/16/80/0K/DKDKKKDDK/KK/DKDDDD
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx7599912301115492209600/00/410/60/0/DDTKDDKDKKKDDKDDKKDKD
LIKEaBOSS sN1p77691418401622542889510/02/211/72/3/K/KK/DK/DKKDDDK/KKDKTDKDKKD/DKDD
LIKEaBOSS aNGER1057818171000329471681340/010/10/118/3KK/KDKKKDKDK//KDDKDDKKKKXKKDDDDDDKKD
LIKEaBOSS BASE818413163002239618001790/00/310/103/1KDDKDKKK/DDKDKKKDDDD/KKDDKKDD
LIKEaBOSS Jerre3047620500110692193760/00/12/112/6KDDD/KKKXDDDDDDKKDDDDDDDDDD
LIKEaBOSS 74467699527021612261129125360/015/1239/5315/13
[turbot] OldenSAn11084111020111853223070/01/48/42/2K/KDDDDKTXKDKDKDKDKKKKD
[turbot] Metsuri838515180024279524391070/01/211/103/1/KDDKDKKDDDK/KKK/KDKDDTDTD/DKDDKKKK
[turbot] kolibri 10797151417021218118151780/010/20/97/3DKDKK/DDKKKXDTKDKDDTDDKXKDKDKKKKD
[turbot] JiPp05872101740011557217300/00/410/60/8DDDKDDDDDKK/KDXDKKKDXDDKDKKDD
[turbot] Swanidius1631301811401329212149170/01/215/53/1DKK/KD/KKKKDKDKDTDKDK/KDKKKKKK
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS100851010300116051455180/00/210/60/2D/KDDDDKDKDKXDKKKKKKD
[turbot] 104553798030061112912122613270/013/1654/4015/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LIKEaBOSS T559210182112273628381280/00/310/71/4K/DKDKDDDD/KDKDSTDKDDKKDDDKKD
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx46701226301518263621530/00/412/111/5D/DK/TDDDDDKDKD/D/KDKDDDKKKDDDDKDKKDKD/
LIKEaBOSS sN1p3033620201214353066680/00/57/90/4DXKDK/DDD/DKDKDDDDDDDTDKKDDD
LIKEaBOSS aNGER565713232115162923763320/07/30/117/2TKDDDKDKDDXK/DKKKDK/K//KDKDDDDDSKDDK/D
LIKEaBOSS BASE45711124400426043160540/02/28/131/2KK/KDK/DKDKDKKDKDDD/KDD/DDDDDDDKDDD
LIKEaBOSS Jerre36548224011178226661070/00/46/143/6KKDKKDKXDDDTDKDDDDDXD/DDDKXDDDDDKD
LIKEaBOSS 453776013317251912012177277420/09/2143/6513/23
[turbot] OldenSAn137992216910429121783540/01/112/74/3DKKKDDKKDKKKKKKDKDKSDD/DK/KKK/KKDKK/DK
[turbot] Metsuri68801116000626842456760/03/27/71/1D/DKDKK/D/DKKKDD/DK//XKKDKKD
[turbot] kolibri 166105251571143056156230/014/10/78/3/DKKDKDKKKD/KKKXKDKK/KKDKKTKK/KKKKKDDDSDKK
[turbot] JiPp094114161740072835264800/01/415/50/1/D/KKDDKKDDKDDDK/KD/K/KK/K/KKDKKK
[turbot] Swanidius15610925168027350514631850/01/017/89/1DKK/K/DKDKK/K/KTDKKK/DKK/KKKKDK/KKKDKDKKDTK
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS10011313137003273521001120/01/112/70/3DD/DKKKDDKKKKKDK/K/KDKDDDKX
[turbot] 1206201129335233117727120124300/021/963/4122/12
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LIKEaBOSS T46587151013210922741430/01/36/71/2/DKDKKDTDD/DDK/DDKDDKKD
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx3154516200215462705680/00/25/80/4/DDK/KDDDDDDDDKKDDKDD
LIKEaBOSS sN1p1461001913501227922582430/01/217/82/1KK/KKKDDKDDKKKKKDTK/KDKDKKDDKDKKD
LIKEaBOSS aNGER70521217100319342329530/03/34/64/5/DKK/KKKDDDKKDDDKDDKK/KDDKDDD
LIKEaBOSS BASE6060915300419121745180/00/48/71/2/K/DKDDXKDKX/KKK/DKDDDDDKD
LIKEaBOSS Jerre4754817100313611986900/00/15/111/2KDDKKDDDK/DDDK/DKDK/DKDDD
LIKEaBOSS 67378609313021711654136214150/05/1545/479/16
[turbot] OldenSAn84631113500015751800490/00/07/124/1DDDDDXKKDDDKKDKDDKDDKKKKK
[turbot] Metsuri1168614122013250221951750/05/07/63/3DDKKKDKKKKK/DK/DKK/DDKDTDKK
[turbot] kolibri 7176101431032068140100/06/10/94/0//KKDDDXKDK/DKSDKKDDKKDKD
[turbot] JiPp064751117400323682464360/00/28/93/3DK/KKKDDDKKDDKD/KDDDK/KDDDKD
[turbot] Swanidius24210617740002973191000/02/013/62/1KKDKDKKDKDKKKKDKDKKKKDKKX
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS1851161376020213518842700/01/113/41/2DKDTDDDKTKKKDKKKDKKKKK
[turbot] 12752276702413913621116545300/014/448/4617/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LIKEaBOSS T76901317400228863019720/02/18/123/2KDDDDKDDKDK/KDKDK/KKKDDDDKKKDD
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx46071500000000/00/15/112/3DDDKDKDKKDDKDDDDDKDDKD
LIKEaBOSS sN1p46477150112143226542430/01/06/71/5DDKD/XDXTKKSDK/KDDKDDDKDD
LIKEaBOSS aNGER84591113300020361685180/06/00/105/2DDKDDKKDKDDKDKDDDKKKKKDD
LIKEaBOSS BASE5649916202321672642490/01/09/111/2DK/K/KT/TDDDDKDKDKDKDKDKDDD
LIKEaBOSS Jerre3871821200210382120900/00/05/133/6DDKDDDDKXDDKDDDKDDKD/DKD/DKDKD
LIKEaBOSS 583165597111399559121204720/010/233/6415/20
[turbot] OldenSAn14012321155002341217521140/00/115/84/5KKD/KKKKKDKKDKDKDKKKDDKDKKXDK/DKKDDKD
[turbot] Metsuri1151051513100527402062560/01/112/32/5KKDDXKDKK/KK/DK/KKKK/KDD/KDDK
[turbot] kolibri 8863893011137511652760/00/20/47/2DK/KTKDDKDDKDKDKKD
[turbot] JiPp0109991211501421552107350/00/112/51/1KD/K/DDKKDDKDKT/KK/KDKKK
[turbot] Swanidius1301061713300329891971180/01/213/83/0/KKKKKDK/D/DKKKDKDKDKKDKDKDKKD
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS116931412500321171994900/00/311/43/2/KKDDKK/KDD/KDDKKKDKKDKDKK
[turbot] 116589877322021814788110515890/02/1063/3220/15

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Player Chats
eron [Warmup]: >
eron [Warmup]: <<
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: nospec gg
eron [Warmup]: :'(
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: eläs y
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: eläs ny juuti
LIKEaBOSS BASE [Warmup]: nocancerfins aswell
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: gg
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: specs allowed
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: gg
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: gg
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: rarely I Watch 1 girl fucking a man with strap-on while that man is doing deepthroat to another guy
eron [Warmup]: and u fapped
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: also
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: mute spec
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: that
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: gg
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: there needs to be always 1 to tell testi what to do right
LIKEaBOSS T [Warmup]: thats why eron is on the srver
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [Warmup]: swaghetti yolonaise
LIKEaBOSS T [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: I did cum on the screen while I watched anger's facebook. I was dreaming that I cum on his face while I Came on the sreen
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: XD
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [Countdown]: XDDDDDDD
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Countdown]: hf
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [Countdown]: had the same dream yesterday :S
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:15]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[10:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:40]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[8:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:12]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:11]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:58]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LIKEaBOSS BASE [6:22]: :D
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [6:01]: GG
[5:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:16
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: :-)
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: :(
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: pispaal :(
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: sometimes I put a stick in my penis so I Cum inside. im trying to get pregnant
LIKEaBOSS T [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: brb
eron [Warmup]: :DDDDDDD
LIKEaBOSS BASE [Warmup]: nerds
eron [Warmup]: I like ur style
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: xd
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: komt 't u bekend voor eron?
eron [Warmup]: precies mijne fantasie
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: xd
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: fantasie
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: jaaaja
eron [Warmup]: wink
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Warmup]: wank?
eron [Warmup]: :o
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [Warmup]: go mental sick guy
[9:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[turbot] Metsuri [7:28]: enemy spawn 32
[6:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[turbot] Metsuri [4:47]: I dream on nigger shemales
[4:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
eron [3:19]: :D
[2:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
LIKEaBOSS BASE [1:59]: ja
[turbot] Metsuri [1:58]: :-)
[turbot] Metsuri [1:57]: :-)
[turbot] Metsuri [1:57]: :-)
[turbot] Metsuri [1:57]: :-)
LIKEaBOSS aNGER [1:02]: gg!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:16)
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: get your testicle guy back
[turbot] Metsuri [Warmup]: nice
LIKEaBOSS T [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[14:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[14:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [14:18]: ? xd
[14:18]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[turbot] Swanidius [14:18]: NOKU TUNTU ETTÄ TOI LAGI KESTÄÄ KOKO VUODE
[14:18]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[14:18]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[turbot] JiPp0 [14:18]: egopause
[14:18]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:18]: FIGHT!
[13:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:12]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[10:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:15]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:44
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Intermission]: pispaal :(
[turbot] JiPp0 [Intermission]: piispa henrik
eron [Warmup]: wp snip
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
LIKEaBOSS T [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[8:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:50]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:47]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[turbot] Swanidius [3:32]: xD
LIKEaBOSS BASE [2:49]: :D
[2:32]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
LIKEaBOSS sN1p [2:13]: XD
[2:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[turbot] Metsuri [1:43]: sometimes I also dress up a princess suit
[1:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
LIKEaBOSS ChilAx [1:03]: gg
LIKEaBOSS BASE [0:59]: :D
LIKEaBOSS BASE [0:59]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [0:56]: xDDDDDDDDDDd
[turbot] Swanidius [0:55]: ei vittu
[turbot] Swanidius [0:53]: :DDDDDDDD
[turbot] Swanidius [0:50]: 2 kertaa kannu kusi
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [0:30]: fuck sake
[0:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: LIKEaBOSS ChilAx disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:44)
[Intermission]: LIKEaBOSS sN1p disconnected
[turbot] Metsuri [Intermission]: brokeback mountain is my favourite movie
[Intermission]: [turbot] JUTIZIEKS disconnected
[Intermission]: LIKEaBOSS aNGER disconnected
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Intermission]: ggwp
LIKEaBOSS BASE [Intermission]: 1/quit
LIKEaBOSS Jerre [Intermission]: ty
[Intermission]: LIKEaBOSS BASE disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] JiPp0 disconnected
[Intermission]: LIKEaBOSS Jerre disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: eron disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] kolibri disconnected
[Intermission]: LIKEaBoss T disconnected

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