meet your masters vs traditional attitude (vanhakunno (2935 views)

20.02.14 23:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mYm - kaaaZiM 65 kills
Killing Spree mYm - kaaaZiM 7 frags without being killed
Accountant mYm - kaaaZiM 120% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ta*radioshag/vk 12 gibs
...and stay dead! mYm - ANGE 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mYm - kaaaZiM 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ta*nsd/vk 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mYm - kaaaZiM 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ta*radioshag/vk 381 damage per frag
What objective? mYm - kaaaZiM 464 XP
Red Shirt ^ZmYm - hanS 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYm - ANGE 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ta*radioshag/vk 199 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^ZmYm - hanS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ^ZmYm - hanS 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ta*CAE/vk85323576711001611063114901030/04/548/385/819417169
ta*radioshag/vk11244747421201141032378283120/06/135/257/422018657
ta*nsd/vk6832848701212161014298464140/01/237/4312/221113968
ta*84109815217935134631528291648290/011/2120/4324/220816568
mYm - kaaaZiM1184646554312201158979403760/04/353/282/417814475
mYm - ANGE552743360110097058100601150/00/330/423/8214168414
^ZmYm - hanS352652983803218670116812800/03/426/533/6299141313
mYm - 64100312719722155027317296817710/07/4109/538/6230151511
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ta*CAE/vk11487161410062776235100/03/112/31/3KDKK/KDKKKDKK/KDDDD/K/KK/DK/KK
ta*radioshag/vk200150126600019681645180/02/17/53/1KKDKKDKKKKKDKKDDDXK
ta*nsd/vk1009318182012338531051700/00/112/97/0KKDKKDKDKKDDDDDKDKDDKKKDK/KDDK/TKDKDK
ta*13833046389018812971011880/05/331/1711/4
mYm - kaaaZiM1001151313110324121417180/01/25/60/2DKD/KKKKKDKKDDK/SD/KDKDKDKD
mYm - ANGE457792010032250307600/00/08/121/6/DDD/DDDDDKK/DKDDKKKDDDKDXKDKD
^ZmYm - hanS33628242015243936361400/02/35/142/2KDDKK/DD/KDDDDKDKDDD/DDKD/KT/DDDD
mYm - 59254305741111710181291580/03/518/323/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ta*CAE/vk10968121120002069212600/01/08/103/1KDDKDDKKDKDKDKKKKDDDDKKX
ta*radioshag/vk103111000119061807600/00/01/81/1DDDDDDDKD/DT
ta*nsd/vk4264614300217772253360/00/15/101/1D/DDKKDDK/KDDDDDKDKD
ta*541631935501347526186960/01/114/285/3
mYm - kaaaZiM1331091290021232319932240/00/113/60/2DKDKKDDKDKKDKKTXDKKTKK/D
mYm - ANGE280109145800026611340180/00/012/42/2KKKKDKKKKDKKDKXKKDKD
^ZmYm - hanS7556683012120214191160/01/06/70/0K/KK/DDKXTDDDKKD
mYm - 163274322211033618647523580/01/131/172/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ta*CAE/vk34801029500735784424680/00/310/170/3DK/DDKDDK/KDDDDDKXKD/DD/DDDDKKDK/D/DD/DK
ta*radioshag/vk2001762211200643582105760/03/018/41/2//KKKK/KKK/KKDD/KKK/KKKKDKKDKXKKKD
ta*nsd/vk1008117174117262723521500/01/013/94/0DD/K/KKKDKKK/KSKDKKKKKK/DKD///TKDDD
ta*11133749571111201056388812940/04/341/305/5
mYm - kaaaZiM147157251700010433626751340/02/022/71/0KK/K/KKK//KK/DD/KK/DD/KKKKKKKDKK/KKKK/DKKD
mYm - ANGE2153419000410132812360/00/24/130/0DDDD///DDDDD/DKDDKDKDKD
^ZmYm - hanS218273310162541408560/00/17/241/2DDDDDD/KDDDDDDDTKKK//DDD/DD/DDDDKDD/DDKDK
mYm - 63292366910120789095721760/02/333/442/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ta*CAE/vk146881913300326402589350/00/118/81/1KDKK/K/KKKDKKKKKKDDDKDK/KKKKDDDD
ta*radioshag/vk809012154007309122711580/01/09/82/0KDKK/KDDK/DK/D///K/KDKKDDKK
ta*nsd/vk3390721300523532136580/00/07/150/1//KDD/DKKD/DDDDDDK/DDDDDDKKK
ta*862683849100015808469962510/01/134/313/2
mYm - kaaaZiM10083151520062518185500/01/013/91/0DDD/DK/DDDDK/KK/KKKK/KKK/KDKKK
mYm - ANGE3735616200211342832610/00/16/130/0/DKDDDKDKKD/DDDDDKKDDD
^ZmYm - hanS4465818200824882541180/00/08/80/2/K/D/KDK//KK/DKDDDK/DD/KDD
mYm - 6018329496001661407228790/01/127/301/2

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Player Chats
^ZmYm - hanS [Warmup]: men map
[8:57]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
ta*nsd/vk [6:18]: :3~~
ta*nsd/vk [6:18]: Homonet of yours!
mYm - kaaaZiM [5:27]: Shoutout: gavo |~| derynn |~| Weslann |~| mayday |~| Arny |~| Prod |~| rossko |~| B1gCheese |~| MouSsS |~| Maik |~| dooPPi |~| kARMA
mYm - kaaaZiM [4:32]: PLZ
[3:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:32]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[3:18]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ta*nsd/vk [1:32]: Decent inet
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:03]: nice luck
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:01]: :D
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:00]: trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
ta*nsd/vk [Intermission]: @ u
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: cmon
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: just low jump
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: :D
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: learn to jump
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: what a low
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: -.-
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: big ego for low skill wow
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: well if skill aint
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: something must be
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: right?
ta*nsd/vk [9:47]: :3~~
ta*nsd/vk [9:45]: Internet - GET
[9:13]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:33]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ta*nsd/vk [7:45]: :D
ta*CAE/vk [4:53]: this lag is horrible
ta*CAE/vk [4:51]: :l
ta*CAE/vk [1:13]: and mouse bug with this lag
ta*CAE/vk [1:10]: feels great
[0:15]: Allies transmitted the documents!
mYm - ANGE [Intermission]: :/
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 10:00)
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: >*
mYm - ANGE [Intermission]: bad luck, wp
mYm - kaaaZiM [Intermission]: AGAIN
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: i call my lag bad luck
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: sure
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: n
[Countdown]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[Countdown]: Axis team unlocked by mYm - ANGE
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: two pause
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: yeah
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: btw you jsut broke the rules retard
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: xD
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[Countdown]: Axis team locked by mYm - kaaaZiM
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: :O)
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: you cant join to our team and rup
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: are you stupid?
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :D
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: why u rup if u pause u_u make sens
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: He is, impossible to have a conversation here
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: And kazim is allways one step behind
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: al
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: i go eat brb
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: cu
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: me2
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ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: :/
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 2 pauses<3
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: and play
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :o
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: 8)
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: i go showers
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 2 pauses
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: hahaha
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: 2 pause 2 showers
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: go ahead. Need to change serv anyways
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: hhAHahhAH
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: yes pauses yes showers
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: im watching porn
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: sup?
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: While typing in ET serv. I see what you did there
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: 3O sec left for the first pause
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: need more pauses guys
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: we can pause for u
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: if u want
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Does typing to elder ET players make you hard?
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: hf
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: GL
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[Countdown]: FIGHT!
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: last one
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: one more
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: brb eat
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: k
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 1 showers
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: :)
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: what are you trying to accomplish with this?
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: man i just want play
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Serv change anyway
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: we too
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: i change it one time
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: well you can always change it for a 2nd time
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: u just dont want to play vs normal opponents with normal playabilities
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: u still screaming pussy
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: there is only one pause, relax
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: screaming pussy
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Why dont go to botservers then?
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: i dont want play on ur fucking fintard serv
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: if you had these warp lags you would have cut your wrists and committed a suicide
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: typical french action
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: 8)
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: np last pause
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Finserv?
ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: don't blame frenchs please :/
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: its NL server
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: its shit too
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: not a fin server.
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 150 sec
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: nice kid
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: *o*
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: kid?
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: u are yes
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: brb eat
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: well sorry mr. grown up who cant be arsed to change server
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Elder cae goes kid, gg
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: but thats how the french ppl does
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: i change it one time
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 100 seg
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: well change it once more 8)
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 99 98 97 96
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ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: don't blame french ppl cae, second time :B
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 89 88 87
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: hans got 300 ping he s not screaming like girl
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 74 73
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: tic tac tic tavc
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: 72
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT: trmp monkey sMiRZz mirror B1gcHeese sqZz derynn PlAyer HyBriD TakerPro zig deep ikki dooppi kARMA 8D
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: Shoutout: gavo |~| derynn |~| Weslann |~| mayday |~| Arny |~| Prod |~| rossko |~| B1gCheese |~| MouSsS |~| Maik |~| dooPPi |~| kARMA
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT: trmp monkey sMiRZz mirror B1gcHeese sqZz derynn PlAyer HyBriD TakerPro zig deep ikki dooppi kARMA 8D
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: Now hush little baby !
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: dooPPi: kazim com play we need 3rd to carry
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: U CAN MAD xD
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like.
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: <:0)
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: tic toc tic toc
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: well
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: lows will be lows
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: thats how it goes
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: 30 sec
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: :UUUUUUUUUUUU
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Fix your childish behavior or you will be facepalming to yourself after ur hair starts to grow
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: need pause guys?
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ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: sure
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: GOOD IDEA :P
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: go ahead
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: starting soon
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: hf
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[Countdown]: FIGHT!
mYm - kaaaZiM [11:34]: U CAN MAD xD
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:55]: izi
^ZmYm - hanS [10:40]: waiting for 3rd!
^ZmYm - hanS [10:38]: :O)
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:34]: not our pob
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:32]: prob
^ZmYm - hanS [10:26]: pretty smartly said
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:23]: kid not playing
ta*CAE/vk [10:16]: kazim finds something fun out of this game
ta*CAE/vk [10:16]: :Dd
^ZmYm - hanS [10:12]: :D
ta*CAE/vk [9:52]: and hans also
ta*CAE/vk [9:51]: well
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:48]: U CAN MAD xD
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:48]: U CAN MAD xD
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:47]: U CAN MAD xD
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:47]: U CAN MAD xD
^ZmYm - hanS [9:45]: expected :)
ta*CAE/vk [9:44]: newschoolers have their fun on their own way
mYm - kaaaZiM [8:37]: boom
mYm - kaaaZiM [8:31]: try again
[6:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:56]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:55]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ta*CAE/vk [2:30]: your shitness makes me cry
^ZmYm - hanS [2:20]: :d
[2:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
^ZmYm - hanS [1:29]: gg, hope you enjoyed the odds
ta*CAE/vk [1:15]: kazim is well known
ta*CAE/vk [1:08]: over good sportmanship
ta*CAE/vk [1:07]: 8D
[0:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
ta*CAE/vk [0:57]: "a win is a win"
ta*CAE/vk [0:22]: trying to get a knife frag when he is unable to get a pistol frag over a low hp guy
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:20]: dull
ta*CAE/vk [0:18]: sounds legit
^ZmYm - hanS [0:14]: :D:D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mYm - kaaaZiM [Intermission]: intense
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: This is actually fun
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: gl getting flag
^ZmYm - hanS [Warmup]: Thanks to kazim it's intense
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: kazim's shitness gives us a little change
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: <3
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: Makes the game intense
^ZmYm - hanS [11:55]: our issues vs kazims shitness
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:32]: good def
^ZmYm - hanS [10:27]: bad*
ta*CAE/vk [10:26]: sorry
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:23]: rats
ta*CAE/vk [10:20]: hard to move with this lag
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
^ZmYm - hanS [10:17]: :D
^ZmYm - hanS [10:10]: kazim serves
[10:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
ta*CAE/vk [10:06]: cause there is a typically retarded french guy who made the gtv
[10:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
^ZmYm - hanS [10:02]: :D:D:D:D
[9:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ta*CAE/vk [7:16]: nice nade hans
ta*CAE/vk [7:06]: like deeeeeply skilled
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
^ZmYm - hanS [5:50]: :3~~
^ZmYm - hanS [5:50]: Homonet of yours!
^ZmYm - hanS [5:26]: Decent inet
[4:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^ZmYm - hanS [3:50]: Good game!
mYm - kaaaZiM [3:48]: wp
mYm - kaaaZiM [3:44]: so good
[3:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:19 (original: 12:00)
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: your attack was one of the worst i've ever seen
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: Enjoyable with this intenseness that comes kazim being dumb!
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like.

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