meet your masters vs traditional attitude (vanhakunno (2935 views)
kazim
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hanS
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hanS
caej
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radioshag
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radioshag
20.02.14 23:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | mYm - kaaaZiM | 65 kills |
Killing Spree | mYm - kaaaZiM | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | mYm - kaaaZiM | 120% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ta*radioshag/vk | 12 gibs |
...and stay dead! | mYm - ANGE | 33% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | mYm - kaaaZiM | 53 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ta*nsd/vk | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | mYm - kaaaZiM | 180 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ta*radioshag/vk | 381 damage per frag |
What objective? | mYm - kaaaZiM | 464 XP |
Red Shirt | ^ZmYm - hanS | 83 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | mYm - ANGE | 14 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | ta*radioshag/vk | 199 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ^ZmYm - hanS | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | ^ZmYm - hanS | 21 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
^ZmYm - hanS [Warmup]: | men map |
[8:57]: | The Sea Wall has been breached! |
ta*nsd/vk [6:18]: | :3~~ |
ta*nsd/vk [6:18]: | Homonet of yours! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [5:27]: | Shoutout: gavo |~| derynn |~| Weslann |~| mayday |~| Arny |~| Prod |~| rossko |~| B1gCheese |~| MouSsS |~| Maik |~| dooPPi |~| kARMA |
mYm - kaaaZiM [4:32]: | PLZ |
[3:34]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:32]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[3:18]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:26]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
ta*nsd/vk [1:32]: | Decent inet |
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:03]: | nice luck |
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:01]: | :D |
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:00]: | trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
ta*nsd/vk [Intermission]: | @ u |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | cmon |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | just low jump |
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: | :D |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | learn to jump |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | what a low |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | -.- |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: | big ego for low skill wow |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | well if skill aint |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | something must be |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | right? |
ta*nsd/vk [9:47]: | :3~~ |
ta*nsd/vk [9:45]: | Internet - GET |
[9:13]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[8:43]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:33]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:56]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
ta*nsd/vk [7:45]: | :D |
ta*CAE/vk [4:53]: | this lag is horrible |
ta*CAE/vk [4:51]: | :l |
ta*CAE/vk [1:13]: | and mouse bug with this lag |
ta*CAE/vk [1:10]: | feels great |
[0:15]: | Allies transmitted the documents! |
mYm - ANGE [Intermission]: | :/ |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 10:00) |
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: | >* |
mYm - ANGE [Intermission]: | bad luck, wp |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Intermission]: | AGAIN |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | i call my lag bad luck |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: | sure |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | n |
[Countdown]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[Countdown]: | Axis team unlocked by mYm - ANGE |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | two pause |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | yeah |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | btw you jsut broke the rules retard |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | xD |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[Countdown]: | Axis team locked by mYm - kaaaZiM |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | :O) |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | you cant join to our team and rup |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | are you stupid? |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :D |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | why u rup if u pause u_u make sens |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | He is, impossible to have a conversation here |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | And kazim is allways one step behind |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | al |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | i go eat brb |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | cu |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | me2 |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
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ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: | :/ |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 2 pauses<3 |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | and play |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :o |
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | 8) |
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | i go showers |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 2 pauses |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | hahaha |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | 2 pause 2 showers |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | go ahead. Need to change serv anyways |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | hhAHahhAH |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | yes pauses yes showers |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | im watching porn |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | sup? |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | While typing in ET serv. I see what you did there |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | 3O sec left for the first pause |
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | need more pauses guys |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | we can pause for u |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | if u want |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Does typing to elder ET players make you hard? |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | hf |
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | GL |
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[Countdown]: | FIGHT! |
[Countdown]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | last one |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | one more |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | brb eat |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | k |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 1 showers |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | :) |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | what are you trying to accomplish with this? |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | man i just want play |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Serv change anyway |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | we too |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | i change it one time |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | well you can always change it for a 2nd time |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | u just dont want to play vs normal opponents with normal playabilities |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | u still screaming pussy |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | there is only one pause, relax |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | screaming pussy |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Why dont go to botservers then? |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | i dont want play on ur fucking fintard serv |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | if you had these warp lags you would have cut your wrists and committed a suicide |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | typical french action |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | 8) |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | np last pause |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Finserv? |
ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: | don't blame frenchs please :/ |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | its NL server |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | its shit too |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | not a fin server. |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 150 sec |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | nice kid |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | *o* |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | kid? |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | u are yes |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | brb eat |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | well sorry mr. grown up who cant be arsed to change server |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Elder cae goes kid, gg |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | but thats how the french ppl does |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | i change it one time |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 100 seg |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | well change it once more 8) |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 99 98 97 96 |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
ta*nsd/vk [Countdown]: | don't blame french ppl cae, second time :B |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 89 88 87 |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | hans got 300 ping he s not screaming like girl |
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ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 74 73 |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | tic tac tic tavc |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | 72 |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT: trmp monkey sMiRZz mirror B1gcHeese sqZz derynn PlAyer HyBriD TakerPro zig deep ikki dooppi kARMA 8D |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | Shoutout: gavo |~| derynn |~| Weslann |~| mayday |~| Arny |~| Prod |~| rossko |~| B1gCheese |~| MouSsS |~| Maik |~| dooPPi |~| kARMA |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT: trmp monkey sMiRZz mirror B1gcHeese sqZz derynn PlAyer HyBriD TakerPro zig deep ikki dooppi kARMA 8D |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | Now hush little baby ! |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | dooPPi: kazim com play we need 3rd to carry |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | U CAN MAD xD |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like. |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | <:0) |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | tic toc tic toc |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | well |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | lows will be lows |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | thats how it goes |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | 30 sec |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | :UUUUUUUUUUUU |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Fix your childish behavior or you will be facepalming to yourself after ur hair starts to grow |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | need pause guys? |
[Countdown]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | sure |
ta*radioshag/vk [Countdown]: | GOOD IDEA :P |
ta*CAE/vk [Countdown]: | go ahead |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | starting soon |
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mYm - kaaaZiM [Countdown]: | hf |
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[Countdown]: | FIGHT! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [11:34]: | U CAN MAD xD |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:55]: | izi |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:40]: | waiting for 3rd! |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:38]: | :O) |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:34]: | not our pob |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:32]: | prob |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:26]: | pretty smartly said |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:23]: | kid not playing |
ta*CAE/vk [10:16]: | kazim finds something fun out of this game |
ta*CAE/vk [10:16]: | :Dd |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:12]: | :D |
ta*CAE/vk [9:52]: | and hans also |
ta*CAE/vk [9:51]: | well |
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:48]: | U CAN MAD xD |
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:48]: | U CAN MAD xD |
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:47]: | U CAN MAD xD |
mYm - kaaaZiM [9:47]: | U CAN MAD xD |
^ZmYm - hanS [9:45]: | expected :) |
ta*CAE/vk [9:44]: | newschoolers have their fun on their own way |
mYm - kaaaZiM [8:37]: | boom |
mYm - kaaaZiM [8:31]: | try again |
[6:57]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:56]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:55]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
ta*CAE/vk [2:30]: | your shitness makes me cry |
^ZmYm - hanS [2:20]: | :d |
[2:16]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
^ZmYm - hanS [1:29]: | gg, hope you enjoyed the odds |
ta*CAE/vk [1:15]: | kazim is well known |
ta*CAE/vk [1:08]: | over good sportmanship |
ta*CAE/vk [1:07]: | 8D |
[0:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
ta*CAE/vk [0:57]: | "a win is a win" |
ta*CAE/vk [0:22]: | trying to get a knife frag when he is unable to get a pistol frag over a low hp guy |
mYm - kaaaZiM [0:20]: | dull |
ta*CAE/vk [0:18]: | sounds legit |
^ZmYm - hanS [0:14]: | :D:D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Intermission]: | intense |
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: | This is actually fun |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | gl getting flag |
^ZmYm - hanS [Warmup]: | Thanks to kazim it's intense |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | kazim's shitness gives us a little change |
ta*CAE/vk [Warmup]: | <3 |
^ZmYm - hanS [Countdown]: | Makes the game intense |
^ZmYm - hanS [11:55]: | our issues vs kazims shitness |
[10:46]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:32]: | good def |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:27]: | bad* |
ta*CAE/vk [10:26]: | sorry |
mYm - kaaaZiM [10:23]: | rats |
ta*CAE/vk [10:20]: | hard to move with this lag |
[10:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:17]: | :D |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:10]: | kazim serves |
[10:08]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
ta*CAE/vk [10:06]: | cause there is a typically retarded french guy who made the gtv |
[10:05]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
^ZmYm - hanS [10:02]: | :D:D:D:D |
[9:13]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:08]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ta*CAE/vk [7:16]: | nice nade hans |
ta*CAE/vk [7:06]: | like deeeeeply skilled |
[6:35]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
^ZmYm - hanS [5:50]: | :3~~ |
^ZmYm - hanS [5:50]: | Homonet of yours! |
^ZmYm - hanS [5:26]: | Decent inet |
[4:56]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:55]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:41]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
^ZmYm - hanS [3:50]: | Good game! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [3:48]: | wp |
mYm - kaaaZiM [3:44]: | so good |
[3:40]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:19 (original: 12:00) |
ta*CAE/vk [Intermission]: | your attack was one of the worst i've ever seen |
^ZmYm - hanS [Intermission]: | Enjoyable with this intenseness that comes kazim being dumb! |
mYm - kaaaZiM [Warmup]: | trmp : kazim is never mad, he is only acting like. |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.