turbot vs 30 seconds to MARS (3549 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi Squalli
ro Damon
nl GiZmOoO
bg DARADIO
22.02.14 14:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth GiZmOoO #30stm 87 kills
Killing Spree Damon #30stm 11 frags without being killed
Accountant GiZmOoO #30stm 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GiZmOoO #30stm 18 gibs
...and stay dead! [turbot] Swanidius 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GiZmOoO #30stm 71 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GiZmOoO #30stm 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Damon #30stm 167 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT VOKKI 264 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO #30stm 560 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT VOKKI 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT VOKKI 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore GiZmOoO #30stm 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [turbot] Swanidius 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ^PDARADIO #30stm 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[turbot] Swanidius70424537617031210319128421921/03/350/532/719516968
TURBOT VOKKI503804691811121113511992940/02/341/694/8242130413
TURBOT SQUALLI7937959738211210648116551000/02/055/563/418015569
TURBOT65118315824033353632102364893861/07/0146/569/4206151510
Damon #30stm107460736714101112020105521300/01/267/511/4165155114
^PDARADIO #30stm553304276100322894495973820/00/238/507/221312637
GiZmOoO #30stm138560876318001415525119532060/15/371/4311/317819075
#30stm98135020220642134736489321027180/16/3176/4319/318515775
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Swanidius3791924301430284149650/00/29/171/1D/DDKKDDDDDK//KKDDKDKKDDDTK/DDDDDD
TURBOT VOKKI3290825201225004107300/01/07/221/2DK/DDDDKDKDDKDDKDKDDKDKDXDDDTDD/DDD
TURBOT SQUALLI5178152911043275393200/00/015/220/3DDDK///DDDDDDKK/KDKDDKKDKDKDKDDKDKKXSDDDKDDKD
TURBOT40259327861210880312188950/01/231/612/6
Damon #30stm1181161916300635642721360/00/019/100/1K/XK/K/KDKKDK/DK/KDDKDKDKDKD/KKKKKKD
^PDARADIO #30stm6811213191019292225722160/00/113/91/0D/TKKKD/KK/KDKD/KDK/DDDK/DDKK/K//
GiZmOoO #30stm1841783519700757023510500/02/028/115/1KKKKDK/KK/DKK/KK/KDDDDKDKKK/KD/KDKDKKKK/KKKKDKKKDKKKKK
#30stm12340667541101221218888033020/02/160/306/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Swanidius18577137301115421281571/01/012/30/2DKKDKD/KKKKKDTKKKDKKD
TURBOT VOKKI6047610200017641415360/00/14/82/0DKDDDKKXDKDKDDKDD
TURBOT SQUALLI55515921011081139500/00/04/61/0DKDSDKKDKDK/DD
TURBOT1001752426711243874091931/01/120/173/2
Damon #30stm12054121030021256145600/00/18/60/1KKDDKKDKK/D/KDKKDDKDKK
^PDARADIO #30stm553459201110871196750/00/05/71/1TDDDDDDK/KKKDKD
GiZmOoO #30stm66576920011748173500/11/03/62/2KDXKK/DKDDDDDKKD
#30stm801452328701440914387750/11/116/193/4
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Swanidius1101322119701630643220340/01/020/111/2DD/KDKDDKDKKK/TDKDKKDKKKKKK/DKK/DK/KKDK/D
TURBOT VOKKI1051531918400633072700280/01/117/101/2KKKKDKDKDDKD/DDKDD/KKKKXDDK/KKKKD/K/K/
TURBOT SQUALLI1121201816301532832839820/01/017/121/0KK/KDXDKDDDK/KKDDKT/KKKKDKK/KDK/DDKK
TURBOT1094055853140217965487591440/03/154/333/4
Damon #30stm63129142230013400340900/00/013/211/1KDKDKKDKDDDKKKKDDDKDDDKDXDKDDDKDD/DKD
^PDARADIO #30stm3383927301620842797730/00/09/201/1KDDDDDKKDDKD/DKKDDD/DD/TDK/DDDDKK/D/D
GiZmOoO #30stm651321320400432753448360/01/311/131/0KDD/DKKKKDKD//KKDDKDKDDDDKDD/DKKD
#30stm543443669100111875996541090/01/333/543/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] Swanidius381241026400126854192360/01/19/220/2DDDDDDKKDKDDDDDDDDKDKDKKKDD/DDKDDKDD
TURBOT VOKKI3490133801043564377000/00/113/290/4DDDKDDD/DKDDDDDDDDDDD/DDKDKDDDDDKDDKDKD/KDKSK/DKDDKK
TURBOT SQUALLI1101302119200230093489180/01/019/161/1KKDKKDDDKKD/KDD/DKDDDDKKKDKDKKKKKKDDDKKK
TURBOT6134444836107925811451540/02/241/671/7
Damon #30stm1471612819510238002966940/01/127/140/1K/KKDKKKKDDKKKKKKKKKKKDKDKKKKDDDKDDKDSDDK/KDDKD
^PDARADIO #30stm711011521400628513032180/00/111/144/0KDK/DKK/DKKDK/KDD/KDKKDKD/DDKD/KKDDD
GiZmOoO #30stm22019333155002480032601200/01/029/133/0KDKKDKKKKKDK//KKKKKKKDKKKKKKDDKDKKDKDKDKDKDKKKDK
#30stm14645576551410101145192582320/02/267/417/1

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Player Chats
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[10:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:56]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:12]: FIGHT!
[8:27]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TURBOT VOKKI [5:35]: delivery is not camping t. gizmo
[5:19]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:52]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:08]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:14]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:14]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[turbot] Swanidius [7:49]: basic 300 ping
[7:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:58 (original: 12:00)
[11:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:43]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:43]: FIGHT!
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:07]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:42]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:30]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: this lag
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: wtf
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: dont worry we have 2 when u have only 1
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: but gizmo their best player
^PDARADIO #30stm [Warmup]: can't play while sober
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: SUP WITH THIS PINGS?
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: normal et gaming
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: rup
Damon #30stm [Warmup]: change the sv
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: .........
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: to what?
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: :D
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: nah
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: there is only .de servers
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: dont think this lag will disappear
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: kanker
[11:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
GiZmOoO #30stm [3:20]: BOTH NADES AGAINST THE LAMP
GiZmOoO #30stm [3:18]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Damon #30stm [3:18]: Xd
[2:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TURBOT SQUALLI [1:00]: gg
TURBOT VOKKI [0:41]: swani cant revive with 160ping gg
[0:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[turbot] Swanidius [0:18]: hard when its sometimes 400 :S
Damon #30stm [0:13]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: TURBOT SQUALLI disconnected
[Intermission]: DARADIO #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: Damon #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO #30stm disconnected

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