LIKE A BOSS vs cat in a hat (4440 views)

be ChilAx
be Jerreuh
be sn1p
be aNGER
be eron
be r4pz
it russel
fi hazz
ee Sinche
fi tintti
fi tOMBA
nl woott
nl Freddy
02.03.14 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth =^0.^0= tOMBA 66 kills
Killing Spree boss. 7 frags without being killed
Accountant boss. 119% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! boss.sN1p 21 gibs
...and stay dead! boss.sN1p 62% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning =^0.^0= tOMBA 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =^0.^0= hazz 28 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^0.^0= woott 81 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! boss.ChilAx 390 damage per frag
What objective? =^0.^0= tOMBA 336 XP
Red Shirt boss.eheheheron :-) 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? boss.aNGER 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore boss. 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut =^0.^0= smak 5 team kills
Gingerbread man =^0.^0= tOMBA 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=^0.^0= Freddy85157404740114399936122520/01/235/245/61007734
=^0.^0= hazz102254474690211715538502560/017/515/3228/21528464
=^0.^0= smak54172315740519566756212270/03/030/322/71839936
=^0.^0= woott100162504842213488522801310/00/632/219/7984645
=^0.^0= Sinche115207554812021557134979590/07/249/261/510410448
=^0.^0= tOMBA9233666721701201351097033840/02/160/4010/420513544
= 9012882893185021392409293004513090/030/1221/4055/41409145
boss.eheheheron :-)8231062761901111021582721780/01/342/5515/1016510947
boss.sN1p542683462211412691799084440/01/633/334/720315737
boss.Jerre32210237260213488581034770/00/319/431/9212113310
boss.11730056471108889183351230/04/452/320/415917474
boss.ChilAx6628529447055591070393430/01/319/280/13204160210
boss.aNGER46158286015108565787811360/07/911/3110/11202144318
boss.6415312323616931257424755043817010/014/9176/3130/1119114349
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^0.^0= Freddy66548124003148216831120/00/07/71/2DKDKKK/KDKDD/DKDDD/K
=^0.^0= hazz11678141220012126145400/06/00/127/0KDXKDDKKKXKKDKDDDKDDKKKDKKD/
=^0.^0= smak4150512202312291862920/00/07/90/0/TDDK/KKDK/DDDDDTDK
=^0.^0= woott8168911301512888421310/00/05/55/1DKDKKKKT/DKK/DKDK//D/
=^0.^0= Sinche664781250001571219600/01/17/100/2DKKKKDKDDDDDDDDDKXDKK
=^0.^0= tOMBA150721510600122491696980/00/010/95/0KDKDKDKKDKK/KDKDKKKDKKDKD
=^.^= 873695969220313994597334330/07/136/5218/5
boss.eheheheron :-)1419017126011222213711600/00/114/103/3KDKKKDDK/KDKKKKDKKXXKXDTKDKKDDKDD
boss.sN1p66601015811121322037820/01/08/92/4KKKDDDDDDKDDDKDKDT/KDKKSKD
boss.Jerre53517133002116616301080/00/17/70/2DKKKDDDDK/DDDK/DKDKD
boss.16074161000022365219800/00/216/40/2DK/DKDDKDKKDKDKKKKKKKDKK/K
boss.ChilAx126818402088513921310/00/13/30/4DDDDKTTDDDD
boss.aNGER5530592001963131700/00/24/31/4DKDDDKK/DDKXKDD
boss.81373566723147973399454810/01/752/366/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^0.^0= Freddy7707900020000/00/16/51/1KDDKDK/D/KDKKDKD
=^0.^0= hazz623958502564802160/05/00/615/0KDKKKK/DKDK/KK/KKT/KDKKKD/KKTDK
=^0.^0= smak71491014201518851933350/00/010/71/4KDD/DXKDKKDK/K/KXKK/DTD/DKD
=^0.^0= woott1000101000120000/00/25/33/3/T/KKKKXKKDDKKKDDDDDK
=^0.^0= Sinche1426710720051308766360/00/010/20/0KKKDKK//KDK/K//KK
=^0.^0= tOMBA100831010401520631635610/00/011/40/3/K/DK/DTKKKKDD/KXK/KXDK
=^.^= 922385258130524590443343480/05/342/2720/11
boss.eheheheron :-)6847111640012131177900/00/09/112/3DKDKKDDKDDDDDDKDDKKDK/KKDKD
boss.sN1p40444101011104619681580/00/14/61/1KDKDDKDDDDDT/KD
boss.Jerre211031410005141653400/00/03/100/3DDKDDDDKDDDKDDDDD
boss.6606900000000/00/16/70/1DKDKDKDDDDKKDKD
boss.ChilAx274031120026061629540/00/03/50/5/DDKDDDDKDKDXD/
boss.aNGER812291151011009131600/03/30/16/5KDDKKD/SDKDDDKKDKKKD
boss.51163367113115530683452520/03/525/409/18
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^0.^0= Freddy12310316130015251719291400/00/114/53/2DKDTDDKKDK/K/KKKDKK/KD/KKKDK/K
=^0.^0= hazz1501371812200343812396400/04/210/73/1KKDKKKKKKDDK/K/DKDDKKDKXKK/KKDD
=^0.^0= smak627310160019255318261000/03/08/70/1/KKK/KDXD/KKD/DK/DK///TD/KKD
=^0.^0= woott12594201611053597143800/00/411/61/1DKK/KSKKXDKDKKK/KKDKKKKDDDDKKD/KD/K/K
=^0.^0= Sinche122932218501828342017230/04/119/60/3D/TDKK/KDKDDKK/KKK/DKKKD/KKK/K/KD/KDKKDKK
=^0.^0= tOMBA1191262521500848112044180/01/019/135/0K/DKDDKDKDK/KKDKK/D/KDDDK/KK/KKKK/KKKKDKK/KDDK
=^.^= 1176261119613133820693116503210/012/881/4412/8
boss.eheheheron :-)5875172930052803285400/01/211/225/1XK/D/K/KKDK/DD/DKDKDDDKDDKDKDKDKDKDDDKDDDKDKDKD
boss.sN1p39999233013192940351190/00/39/131/2KDDDDKKKD/DK//DDDKDTKDDDKDDDDDDDK
boss.Jerre21825231016107531021790/00/15/111/3KDDDDTD/K/D/DDKD/K/DDDDD/DDKD
boss.1331122015100333723506900/03/117/110/1DKKKKDDKDKK/DDKKXKDKKKDK/DK/KDKDKKKD
boss.ChilAx2287418101112973484900/01/14/110/3TKDDDDDDDDDDKK/DDDKDDDD
boss.aNGER832223400211743712650/01/20/151/2KDD/XDDK/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
boss.474875713113032011650206935430/06/1046/838/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^0.^0= Freddy69091300040000/01/08/70/1/KD/KD/KDKXKKDD/KDDKDK
=^0.^0= hazz710101400020000/02/35/73/1KKDDXKKDDK/KDDKD/KDDDDKK
=^0.^0= smak40061500120000/00/05/91/2DKDDTD/K/DKDDKDKDKDDDD
=^0.^0= woott1000111101010000/00/011/70/2KDDDKDKKKDDKKKDKDK/DSK
=^0.^0= Sinche1360151100120000/02/013/81/0KKDDTKKDKDK/DDKKDK/KKKDKKDK
=^0.^0= tOMBA515516312006438743282070/01/120/140/1//K/DDDKD//K/KKDKKDKDKKDKDKDDKDKKDKKDDDKDDKDKK
=^.^= 7855679521217438743282070/06/462/525/7
boss.eheheheron :-)89981719600430592268180/00/08/125/3DKDDDKDKKKDDDDDX/K/KDKKKDK/KXKKKK/DKDD
boss.sN1p78651114901718101868850/00/212/50/0/KKKDK/KDK//DKDKDDK/K/T/DK
boss.Jerre36678221015213017181500/00/14/150/1/DK/K/KKDDKDKD/D/TKDDDDDDDDDDKD
boss.1071141413010331542631330/01/013/100/0SKDKDXDKDKK/KK/KKKDKDKDK/DKD
boss.ChilAx3009021700223122534680/00/19/90/1K/KKDDTD/KDDDKDDTDKDKD
boss.aNGER70741217400425112436710/03/27/122/0DKDKKDKDDDKDDK/DDKK/DKD/KKKX/D
boss.113508839220142515786114554250/04/653/637/5

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Player Chats
boss.sN1p [Warmup]: oe ej da gedaan
boss.Jerre [Countdown]: glhf!
=^0.^0= Sinche [14:38]: lol
[14:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:55]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:52]: The Tank has been damaged!
[13:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:31]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[8:24]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:35
[6:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:35)
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: shoutout russel
=^0.^0= Freddy [Warmup]: shoutout russel
=^0.^0= hazz [Warmup]: shoutout russel
=^0.^0= Sinche [Warmup]: SHOUTOUT RUSSERUS
boss.eheheheron :-) [Warmup]: Shoutout russel
boss.ChilAx [Warmup]: shoutout russel
boss.aNGER [Warmup]: shoutout russel
boss.Jerre [Warmup]: shoutout fanboys
boss.eheheheron :-) [Warmup]: :$
boss.Jerre [Warmup]: die ik nie heb ma kom
boss.Jerre [Warmup]: da maakt nie uit
=^0.^0= Sinche [Warmup]: damn dont suprise me like that man
=^0.^0= Sinche [Warmup]: i dont have enuff mousemat
boss.Jerre [Countdown]: glhf
[11:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:36]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
boss.aNGER [10:35]: :DDDDD!
boss. [9:53]: :D
boss. [9:53]: :D
boss. [9:53]: :D
boss. [9:53]: :D
boss. [9:53]: :D
boss. [9:53]: :D
[9:05]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[8:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^0.^0= Sinche [8:04]: switching weapons fake "hears panzer" aah fuck
[7:51]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
boss.sN1p [7:43]: hihihihihihihihihi
[6:09]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
boss. [3:03]: :D
boss. [3:03]: :D
[0:51]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:08
=^0.^0= Freddy [Intermission]: lucky i removed that mine for u
boss.sN1p [Intermission]: PREUSM
boss.eheheheron :-) [Warmup]: np
=^0.^0= Freddy [Warmup]: payment after the game pls
boss.Jerre [Warmup]: ^^
boss.eheheheron :-) [Warmup]: :X
[10:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:11]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:09]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:55]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
=^0.^0= Sinche [3:13]: max lel
[1:50]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:17 (original: 11:08)
boss. [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: boss. disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.sN1p disconnected
boss.aNGER [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: boss.ChilAx40fps disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.aNGER disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.Jerre disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= tOMBA disconnected
=^0.^0= Sinche [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: =^.^= woott disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
[Intermission]: boss.eheheheron :-) disconnected

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