meet your masters vs bacardi team (2925 views)
Pupa StrAf kazim 
LORDI
m1tja
upload 
04.03.14 22:30 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | wincardi UPLOAD | 54 kills |
| Killing Spree | wincardi Bob Kelso | 4 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | wincardi UPLOAD | 126% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | wincardi UPLOAD | 9 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | wincardi M1TJA (: | 27% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | wincardi UPLOAD | 46 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | wincardi UPLOAD | 6 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | wincardi UPLOAD | 156 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | OMFG OWNED BY ME | 342 damage per frag |
| What objective? | wincardi UPLOAD | 312 XP |
| Red Shirt | StrAf 8D | 61 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | wincardi M1TJA (: | 11 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | OMFG OWNED BY ME | 160 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | wincardi M1TJA (: | 3 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | wincardi UPLOAD | 27 /kills |
» View plaintext endround stats
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: | who |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | my jokes are in no way limited at all |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | dont let the cum in your brains affect your train of thoughts |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | still recovering from last match's traumas or why in the hell cant you press f3 |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | upload isnt rdying either |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | do you got some sick pre-game dick sucking ritual |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | tell me |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | well he has |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | Lordi who the fuck is that ? |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | u played OC div 5 once ? |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | pretending wont help ya |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | no i won 2x 2o2 oc etc, and u in 2o2 or 3o3? tell me |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | im interested |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: | im not |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: | rup |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | where was ur rank 1 when ET was still active |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | waiting for reply |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | sup |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | EC/NC |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | what u want |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | ye its 6o6 |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | when ET was active :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | who givres a fuck |
| StrAf 8D [Countdown]: | yeah maus/mystic never played 3v3 |
| kaZiM 8D [Countdown]: | SHOUTOUT DANJI |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: | hf |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [11:58]: | but Webe did |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [8:13]: | zZz |
| [7:53]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:37]: | mitja fucking around with tenniz sized tumor in his brains |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [7:31]: | XDDDDDDDDD |
| wincardi UPLOAD [7:30]: | XD |
| StrAf 8D [7:21]: | cuz u'r too good, u give us the flag thx |
| [7:19]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [7:14]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:08]: | nah we lost because of my teammates lack of game sense |
| [7:04]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [6:36]: | LORDI PLAYING ONLY FOR DMG GUYS |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [6:17]: | well maybe u go engi next time when 1 missing |
| [6:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [5:59]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [5:43]: | LORDI is in period |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [5:39]: | so fucking annyoing |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [5:38]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [5:38]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [5:24]: | well my team is useless |
| [5:24]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| StrAf 8D [5:07]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [5:07]: | 8'D |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [5:04]: | XDDDDD |
| [4:37]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [3:25]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [2:06]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:45]: | oh hey im back i think i fell asleep during the game and my dog played |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:44]: | HAHAHAHAH |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:42]: | good 1_ |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:41]: | ?? |
| StrAf 8D [0:34]: | wallhack more and stfu :) |
| StrAf 8D [0:31]: | random shit :) |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:26]: | random? |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:25]: | lol |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:21]: | my fans beg to differ |
| kaZiM 8D [0:20]: | LORDI STOP TALK WHEN U WH PLZ? |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:14]: | now u accuse me of wh |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:13]: | nice |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:11]: | i got ac on boys |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [0:09]: | XDDDDDD |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:07]: | go masturbate on your moms titties |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: | lordi 5kd mg |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: | XD |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: | cheater |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | didnt even use 10% of my potential |
| kaZiM 8D [Warmup]: | shoutout kARMA <3 |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | too easy opponent |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | oc 9th |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | ill let you win this map now |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | or will i? |
| StrAf 8D [Warmup]: | nonsense sentence |
| StrAf 8D [Countdown]: | np braindead |
| OMFG OWNED BY ME [Countdown]: | retard |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: | actually not |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:58]: | but you are a frenchie afterall so you wouldnt know |
| kaZiM 8D [11:56]: | perfect spawn time + wh izi |
| StrAf 8D [11:54]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [11:54]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [11:54]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:53]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:37]: | idiot |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:22]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:21]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:21]: | :D |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [11:10]: | he was stucked and giving us infos on ts |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [11:09]: | fucking wher |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [11:08]: | XD |
| wincardi UPLOAD [11:07]: | XD |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [11:05]: | oops |
| [9:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [9:17]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [9:16]: | :lORDI: I GOT FLAG FOR US |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [9:15]: | WTF |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [9:14]: | XD |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:12]: | XD |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [9:01]: | shoutout mitja |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [8:54]: | webebro |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [8:53]: | and stroh if speccing |
| [8:51]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [8:50]: | stupid question |
| [8:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [8:48]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [8:04]: | almost hs mtja |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [7:08]: | LORDI: wait for the spawn...what's spawntime |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [7:07]: | this guy |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:04]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:04]: | :D |
| [7:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| kaZiM 8D [7:01]: | shut up |
| kaZiM 8D [6:59]: | omg |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [6:56]: | mad |
| [6:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [6:54]: | perhaps |
| [6:52]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [6:51]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [6:46]: | no mad |
| [5:41]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [4:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [4:43]: | kazimer fragmovie double kill |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [4:33]: | lordi full movie |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [4:22]: | alot of movies then |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [4:18]: | :D |
| StrAf 8D [4:15]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [4:15]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [3:38]: | :D |
| [3:32]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [3:31]: | proof of my wh |
| [3:31]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [3:18]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [3:08]: | u r not playing obvious :) |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [3:06]: | but u have wh |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [3:00]: | i akmsot hit hs |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [2:53]: | u told us respawn before we started |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [2:52]: | so :) |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [2:48]: | wh |
| StrAf 8D [2:34]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [1:29]: | straf top contender in ET by 2016 |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [1:27]: | I SENSE IT |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [1:23]: | XD |
| [0:51]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 11:08 (original: 12:00) |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | close & intense |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: | KAZImer playing only for frags :) |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | shred a tear for being nervous |
| kaZiM 8D [Intermission]: | lordi |
| kaZiM 8D [Intermission]: | xD |
| StrAf 8D [9:58]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:58]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:58]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:57]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:57]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:57]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [9:57]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:56]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:56]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: | :D |
| StrAf 8D [9:51]: | cant stop mlaughin |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:41]: | should get that checked by doctor |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [9:14]: | mitja useless gg |
| [8:35]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
| [8:23]: | The side gate has been built! |
| [7:56]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
| [7:55]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
| [7:44]: | The side gate has been built! |
| StrAf 8D [7:21]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [7:21]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [7:21]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [7:21]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:20]: | :D |
| StrAf 8D [7:19]: | u knew it |
| StrAf 8D [7:19]: | 8'D |
| StrAf 8D [7:19]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:14]: | :D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [7:09]: | did i |
| StrAf 8D [7:00]: | well preshot on the goo side |
| StrAf 8D [7:00]: | 8'D |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [6:56]: | ah |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| [6:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
| StrAf 8D [6:39]: | intense gaming gg |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | fucking mitja nading me |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:21 |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | useless player |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | i think we all predicted a clear 4-0 |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: | no surprises for anyone |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: | xd |
| StrAf 8D [3:19]: | Yes your mother tried to say it, but her mouthful did not allow that lips moves |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [3:10]: | ok |
| [1:53]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
| [1:32]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [1:07]: | :D |
| kaZiM 8D [1:02]: | xD |
| [1:01]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [1:00]: | :D |
| kaZiM 8D [0:54]: | np |
| [0:39]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
| [0:35]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [0:34]: | XD |
| kaZiM 8D [0:25]: | clean gamez |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [0:12]: | u fucking newschoool son of a bitch just shut your pie hole |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [0:06]: | xD |
| StrAf 8D [0:06]: | Plz random noob |
| StrAf 8D [0:04]: | :> |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | yep |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:21) |
| [Intermission]: | kaZiM 8D disconnected |
| StrAf 8D [Intermission]: | get ur randoms 3v3 |
| wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: | ROLLED BY RANDOM ROFL! |
| [Intermission]: | wincardi Bob Kelso disconnected |
| StrAf 8D [Intermission]: | leave the pros alone |
| wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: | intense |
| [Intermission]: | OMFG OWNED BY ME disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | wincardi UPLOAD disconnected |
| [Intermission]: | StrAf 8D disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
