meet your masters vs turbot (2959 views)

fr Pupa
fr Snatix
fr Ange
fi Swanidius
fi Juuti
fi vokki
05.03.14 16:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [turbot] Swanidius 78 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] Swanidius 14 frags without being killed
Accountant [turbot] Swanidius 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! myM.ANGE 30 gibs
...and stay dead! myM.ANGE 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 73 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! myM.SNATIX:/ 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [turbot] Swanidius 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! myM.PUPA :3 346 damage per frag
What objective? [turbot] Swanidius 529 XP
Red Shirt myM.SNATIX:/ 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? myM.PUPA :3 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] Swanidius 209 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [turbot] JUTIZIEKS 2 team kills
Gingerbread man myM.PUPA :3 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS5733843761302179819125521020/03/239/513/722816537
[turbot] Swanidius128529786118011712827125441310/03/473/343/4164206145
TURBOT ^WVOKKI7847356701021191213210779820/02/351/464/321715065
TURBOT85134017720741245334778358753150/08/3163/4610/320317486
myM.PUPA :3433293785511251118211284740/02/129/563/4302131218
myM.ANGE9651871743000201293811321540/05/464/492/218215354
myM.SNATIX:/52416468814122411755121732620/01/237/5710/525613765
myM.62126315424749236935875347783900/08/2130/5715/524714049
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS6476914200121582391180/00/08/131/0DDDKDDKDDDKDKD/DKDKKKDK
[turbot] Swanidius116103141250032398271300/00/013/81/1/DDKKKK/KKKDDKKDDK/KDDKDKK
TURBOT ^WVOKKI5010171401022259203000/01/05/101/2DDDKD/SDDKKDDDKKKD/DKD
TURBOT772803040710668157134180/01/026/313/3
myM.PUPA :366721015201524202254560/00/010/91/2/KDXTDKK/KDK/K/DDD/DKKDDKKD
myM.ANGE121861714100042349200200/00/116/81/1KK/KKKKDKKDDDDK/KDKKDKKK//DKKDD
myM.SNATIX:/38917184018236525591720/00/06/102/1//DDKT/XK/DDDK/KDK/K/DK/DDD
myM.752493447160217713468152280/00/132/274/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS55611018400722712600180/01/09/120/0K/KKDDDKKK/XD/DD/KKK/K/DDDD/D
[turbot] Swanidius350176288601437862301840/02/026/41/0KKKKKKKKKKKKKKTDKKK/DK/KDKKK/DK/KKKKK
TURBOT ^WVOKKI1691162213500633082388180/01/020/71/0KKDKK/KDD/KKKK/K/KKDDKKKKKK/DKK/DKK
TURBOT1913536039150117936572891200/04/055/232/0
myM.PUPA :3207162900042392342700/00/16/230/1DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDD/K/KKDDDK//DKDD
myM.ANGE4711091930022365272600/00/19/150/1/DKKDKDDKDDKDDDKDDDKDDK/DDKD
myM.SNATIX:/369371900012532321200/00/27/160/0DDKDDDKK/DDDDKDDDDKDKDKDDD
myM.34274226730077289936500/00/422/540/2
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS775179201110941535180/01/17/70/0DKDKDKKKDDDT/DDKK
[turbot] Swanidius10047101010051617141700/01/08/51/0KK/DKDK/K/K/KDKKKD/D
TURBOT ^WVOKKI463261320051221137500/00/25/71/0//DDK/XDKD/KK/KDDKDD
TURBOT7413023325011139324327180/02/320/192/0
myM.PUPA :33646411100411681295180/00/04/70/0KD//DDDD//KDKKD
myM.ANGE110751110400518581377360/03/28/40/0DKK/KKDKKXK//KK/DKDK/D
myM.SNATIX:/3753616211413011260360/00/07/90/2D///KDD/KTDDDDDKDDKDKKS
myM.6117421377111343273932900/03/219/200/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS2727311001110121806480/01/03/60/4KDDDD/TDKDDDDKD
[turbot] Swanidius412751210031163180100/00/25/70/1DKDD/KDK//KXDDDKDD
TURBOT ^WVOKKI585571200031789158900/00/07/90/0KDDD/DKK/DDK/KDKDKD
TURBOT421091535101739645196480/01/215/220/5
myM.PUPA :377337910041335138000/00/06/51/0D/K/K/DDKKDK/KDK
myM.ANGE11053111050041997141700/00/011/60/0KDKK/K/KD/DKKDKKDK/KD
myM.SNATIX:/100531010500618641167540/01/05/44/0KKKDK/K/D/KK/D/KDK/K
myM.96139282911001451963964540/01/022/155/0
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS9095101140062117182700/00/19/41/0K/DDDKK/K/KKK/DKK/D/K
[turbot] Swanidius160117161040022597260200/00/016/60/1DDKDK/KDKKDKDKKKKKKKDKK/DK
TURBOT ^WVOKKI1001051010310123181972360/00/110/70/1DD/DKDDKDKKKKDKKSKDDK
TURBOT11731736311110970326401360/00/235/171/2
myM.PUPA :3235331301042098195200/01/01/90/0K/DD//DDSDKDDDDK/
myM.ANGE100109131330012365260400/01/012/120/0K/KKKKKKDDKDDKDKDDKDDKDDKD
myM.SNATIX:/356661720021938247600/00/04/142/1DK/KK/DDDKDDDDDDDDDKKDD
myM.53228224351076401703200/02/017/352/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS302841310011167239300/00/03/91/3DDDDDD/KDDDDDDKKKX
[turbot] Swanidius555959100012661710470/00/25/40/1DDDDDKDKDKDDKK
TURBOT ^WVOKKI506448001212371425280/00/04/61/0KDD/DK/KDDDTK
TURBOT451511330201336705528750/00/212/192/4
myM.PUPA :38754781004176997600/01/02/31/1K/KKDKDKK///KDD
myM.ANGE12585108500420041195180/01/08/41/0KDKKKK/DK/K/KKK/DD
myM.SNATIX:/1256010810031755149900/00/08/42/1K/KKKKKKDDDKK/KD/D
myM.11219927247001155283670180/02/018/114/2

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Player Chats
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: swani we're waiting for you
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: hurry up ready
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: :s
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: YES
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: pupa put it on
myM.ANGE [Warmup]: -___-
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Warmup]: you dont need to close ET to put it on
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: f1
myM.ANGE [Warmup]: Pupa's style
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: you do? otherwise it bugs
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: at least it does for me
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: what bug?
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Warmup]: I never do
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Warmup]: and working fine :S
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: dunno ac crashes cause i already have an open ET
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: whenever i'm ingame and try to connect with it
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: gg
myM.PUPA :3 [Warmup]: good
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
myM.SNATIX:/ [Countdown]: hf
myM.ANGE [Countdown]: hf sry for waiting
[11:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [8:50]: XD
[8:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:47]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:56]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:41]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:18
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: so i'll be ddos every single offi i'm playing?
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [7:03]: :D:D
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [6:57]: full :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
myM.SNATIX:/ [0:59]: gg
myM.ANGE [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:18)
myM.SNATIX:/ [Intermission]: swanidius good at ET? wtf is this world
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: rematch
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Warmup]: homo
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: xD
myM.ANGE [Warmup]: :D
myM.SNATIX:/ [Countdown]: hf :P
[11:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:19]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[11:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:42]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:12]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[9:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
myM.SNATIX:/ [7:43]: ..
[6:35]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[6:35]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:26
myM.ANGE [Intermission]: wp
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[3:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:44]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [1:27]: sick
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [1:25]: xD
[turbot] Swanidius [1:10]: xD
myM.ANGE [0:23]: WHAT
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:26)
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: such map
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: much wow
myM.ANGE [Intermission]: :<
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: delivery out
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Countdown]: yes owning snatix izi
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Countdown]: and golden pocal
myM.SNATIX:/ [Countdown]: by 10 seconds
myM.SNATIX:/ [Countdown]: gg
[8:41]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:05]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[6:21]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
myM.SNATIX:/ [4:05]: ...
[3:52]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [2:42]: xd
[2:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:43]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
myM.ANGE [Intermission]: gg
myM.ANGE [Intermission]: hard to play this map :<
TURBOT ^WVOKKI [Warmup]: maybe take sd
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
myM.ANGE [Warmup]: Nah I want some fun
myM.SNATIX:/ [Warmup]: Too mainstream
[9:14]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
myM.SNATIX:/ [7:13]: WAY
myM.SNATIX:/ [7:12]: NO
[6:40]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[6:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:31]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:41]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:58]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:01 (original: 10:00)
[Intermission]: myM.SNATIX:/ disconnected
[turbot] JUTIZIEKS [Intermission]: WP JUUTI
[Intermission]: [turbot] JUTIZIEKS disconnected
myM.ANGE [Intermission]: gg guys
[Intermission]: myM.PUPA :3 disconnected
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: myM.ANGE disconnected

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