bacardi team vs meet your masters (2437 views)

si m1tja
pl FERES
fi LORDI
fr kazim
be dooppi
de scOw
07.03.14 22:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bacardi'FERES 61 kills
Killing Spree bacardi'FERES 4 frags without being killed
Accountant bacardi'FERES 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! bacardi'FERES 10 gibs
...and stay dead! mYM.kaZIMIZeD 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bacardi'FERES 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bacardi'FERES 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wincardi M1TJA (: 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! mYM.dooPPIZeD 286 damage per frag
What objective? bacardi'FERES 360 XP
Red Shirt wincardi M1TJA (: 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYM.kaZIMIZeD 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mYM.scOwned 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bacardi'FERES 3 team kills
Gingerbread man bacardi'FERES 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wincardi Bob Kelso52249326150115764993383240/02/234/372/3239153311
wincardi M1TJA (:37196246540122466369823280/00/123/402/419410739
bacardi'FERES11736061521003271077471253010/07/247/2110/317713745
cardi6680511717819056423086234459530/09/2104/2114/320313238
mYM.kaZIMIZeD53205315771113580367132240/01/527/374/5187116416
mYM.dooPPIZeD67263405951315853786372660/04/435/344/621314446
mYM.scOwned73288375160115966785511380/01/136/331/226116835
mYM.6475610816718254324007239016280/06/198/339/222014349
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wincardi Bob Kelso6276152420073193399900/00/015/160/1K/KKKDKDDD/DDKDKD/KK/K/DKDDK/DKKDDD/KDD
wincardi M1TJA (:567513234001024413541540/00/113/110/2/K/KK/DK/D/KDDK/DX/DDKKKDKDD/DKDK/KD/
bacardi'FERES131158292240114511632242010/04/220/56/1///KKKDKDDKDKKK/K/TKK/K/KK/K/K/K/KDKKK/KKDKK/KK/KKDD
cardi83309576910013110750107642550/04/348/326/4
mYM.kaZIMIZeD1983526210021553434680/00/25/210/3DDDKDXDDKDDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKDKD
mYM.dooPPIZeD6811317253018398237151680/02/213/133/2/DD/K/KDDTKDKKK/K/DKD/K/DDKDKK/DDDKKKDKDDDK
mYM.scOwned761291621300646273601360/01/014/141/1DDDKDKKKDKK/KDD/DDKDK//KDKKKDKDDDK/K/
mYM.5432538728111410764107502720/03/432/484/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wincardi Bob Kelso5212211213006332235371360/02/18/141/1KKDDKXKKK///D/DDKDDDD/DD/DDDKDKKK
wincardi M1TJA (:1980526000916622763860/00/05/160/1D/KDDD////DDK/KDD/D/KDDDD/KDDDD
bacardi'FERES62771524301934873089740/01/014/141/1/K/TKD///KKD//KDKD/KDDDDKKDDDDKDKK/KDKDK
cardi44279317160124847193892960/03/127/442/3
mYM.kaZIMIZeD8099162050112314026811380/01/113/83/1DK/KDD/KKDT/DK/K/KDX/KXK/KDK//KKK//K/KD
mYM.dooPPIZeD891011719111429202813320/00/117/121/2KDKKDD/DXDK/KDDKTK/KKKKDK/DKDKKDDDKKSD
mYM.scOwned771021418001933292977840/00/115/80/0KDDK/DKDK/KK//KDK/T/K/KK/K/KDKDDD
mYM.82302475761325938984712540/01/345/284/3
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wincardi Bob Kelso150346400009458231550/00/06/40/1KDKKKDDKDKX
wincardi M1TJA (:50414800125606781880/00/03/62/1//KDDDKDDKDXKT
bacardi'FERES2506952001184739860/01/05/10/0KK/DKTKK
cardi15014415140023235218993490/01/014/112/2
mYM.kaZIMIZeD12023650001508598180/00/25/31/0KD/KXDKKKKDD
mYM.dooPPIZeD2020150010515912660/01/01/50/0DKTDDDD
mYM.scOwned663246200087684200/00/04/50/1DDKDKDKKDD
mYM.69751116201118992352840/01/210/131/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wincardi Bob Kelso0170120012189979330/00/15/31/0KK/D/TKDDDKK
wincardi M1TJA (:2502800010000/00/02/70/0DDKDD/KDDD
bacardi'FERES3005612430031324414200/01/08/13/1K/KDK/KKXKKKK/KKK
cardi108731424301615131393530/01/115/114/1
mYM.kaZIMIZeD6604600000000/00/04/50/1KDKDDDKDKD
mYM.dooPPIZeD502951010031120119700/01/14/40/2DK//KDK/DDDKDKD
mYM.scOwned50253610008351131180/00/03/60/0DKDKDDKDD
mYM.55541222200319552328180/01/111/150/3

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Player Chats
mYM.dooPPIZeD [Warmup]: rup
wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: you came up with proper names for guys suffering from both down syndrome and homosexuality
wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: but gl hf
mYM.dooPPIZeD [10:46]: :O)
wincardi Bob Kelso [10:35]: useless team i got
bacardi'FERES [10:17]: :XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:44]: I CANT PLAY down with this mitja
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:39]: he dunno how to play the position
[9:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:46]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
mYM.kaZIMIZeD [7:31]: TALIBAN:Xx
[7:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:44]: ah missed the no-ac era
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:38]: lemme tune up too
mYM.dooPPIZeD [5:28]: :O)
wincardi Bob Kelso [4:48]: good team
[4:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wincardi Bob Kelso [2:35]: :D
wincardi M1TJA (: [2:35]: xd
[2:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:47]: U PLA FYCKING IIDOTS
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:46]: like
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:00]: its like playing against apes who just discovered the magic invention called cheats
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mYM.dooPPIZeD [Intermission]: cool story
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: i think i have to adapt to the envirroment and hang in my brains at the nearest fucking closet
mYM.dooPPIZeD [Warmup]: rup
wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: im constantly shocked by your idiotic ingame decisions
bacardi'FERES [Countdown]: :XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:56]: working for u though
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:51]: im ghetting OWNED
[10:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:59]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:52]: circus
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:49]: a fucking circus
[9:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:37]: we got the clown section covered by mitja
[9:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:52]: :D
[8:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mYM.dooPPIZeD [7:51]: :O)
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:25]: lol man u such wow skill lol wat
[7:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:07]: X'd
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
mYM.dooPPIZeD [5:20]: :O)
[4:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:34]: :D
bacardi'FERES [3:26]: :XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [1:08]: almost makes me wanna blame this loss on your fucking awesome spawntime
mYM.dooPPIZeD [0:57]: <kaaZiM> only act like
mYM.dooPPIZeD [0:57]: <dooPPi> u mad ?
mYM.dooPPIZeD [0:34]: TALIBAN?
mYM.dooPPIZeD [0:32]: bb
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
mYM.dooPPIZeD [Warmup]: need a lolly ???
[Countdown]: Allies capture the factory district!
bacardi'FERES [9:49]: :XD
[9:36]: Allies capture the factory district!
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:33]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:11]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:11]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:10]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:05]: shoutout kapot
bacardi'FERES [9:04]: :XD
bacardi'FERES [9:03]: :XD
bacardi'FERES [9:03]: :XD
mYM.dooPPIZeD [8:59]: kazim is kapot
[8:57]: The side gate has been built!
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:56]: LOL
mYM.dooPPIZeD [8:52]: :O)
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:52]: same IQ
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:50]: at least
mYM.dooPPIZeD [8:49]: same skill
[8:45]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:42]: i love trash talkin with ya
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:55
mYM.dooPPIZeD [Warmup]: rup
[3:06]: Allies capture the factory district!
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:04]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:04]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [2:39]: :D
mYM.scOwned [2:38]: :XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [2:36]: mad
mYM.kaZIMIZeD [2:32]: wtf
wincardi Bob Kelso [2:31]: why
[2:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[2:19]: The side gate has been built!
mYM.dooPPIZeD [1:15]: gg
[0:36]: mYM.kaZIMIZeD disconnected
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:32]: gg
mYM.scOwned [0:22]: its 2:2 actually lol
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:18]: xD
bacardi'FERES [0:15]: almost
bacardi'FERES [0:15]: :D
mYM.dooPPIZeD [0:13]: :O)
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:09]: ofc its 2-2
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:55)
mYM.scOwned [Intermission]: well actually i cant remember if u fullheld us on sd
[Intermission]: wincardi M1TJA (: disconnected
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: maybe ufo decider for more serious traumas and anal leakage?

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