meet your masters vs POKEMANS (2596 views)

fr kaZiM
fr Pupa
fr StrAf
de Shadyy
cl hanS
ca n-plane
08.03.14 01:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mYm'StrAf 54 kills
Killing Spree mYm'kazim 5 frags without being killed
Accountant mYm'StrAf 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! mYm'StrAf 16 gibs
...and stay dead! ashli 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mYm'StrAf 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! mYm'StrAf 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mYm'StrAf 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [DAWGS hanS] 267 damage per frag
What objective? mYm'StrAf 295 XP
Red Shirt pokeplane 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYm'kazim 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mYm'kazim 198 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut mYm'Pupa 3 team kills
Gingerbread man mYm'StrAf 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mYm'Pupa7221231423131374976110400/04/021/266/224214246
mYm'StrAf126295544316011582106579580/02/146/257/315215334
mYm'kazim67269284260015638567491020/04/526/220/5228161511
mYm'8877611312725144322092194382000/010/593/2213/520715247
pokeplane6925436525001265856353720/04/328/354/418312247
ashli5021120408027567967752220/00/219/314/528416927
[DAWGS hanS]57185274770315675475811780/01/429/301/325016126
an606508313920053419018207094720/05/476/309/323915137
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm'Pupa831091518112831952289330/03/013/91/0K//TKKKKDD/KTDK/KKDDK/K/SK/KK/DKDDD
mYm'StrAf118132262280083614325600/02/022/152/0KDKKDDK/DKKDK/KKKDDDXK/KDKKK/K/KK/K/KDKK/KDDKKKDD
mYm'kazim661201421200738873692590/02/312/80/4/DXKDD/K/KDDDDKK/DKDKKKK/DDKKK/D/KDD
mYm'893615561111223106969237920/07/347/323/4
pokeplane531141426200427353175360/02/311/191/1/DK/DDDDKDDK/KK/KDDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDKDKXKDKK
ashli45102920801425423466500/00/07/153/2KDXKDDD/KD/DKKDDDDDDDKK//DTDKDK
[DAWGS hanS]561011425501839604055590/00/315/140/0DKDKKTD/D/KDK/K/KDK/K/DKDDDDDKDD/DDDK/KK
an5131737711502169237106961450/02/633/484/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm'Pupa616781310132381224570/01/06/82/2D/DDD/K/KDKDKKDTKDKDDK
mYm'StrAf12591151250052521187400/00/012/63/2DKKK//DK/KKK/K/KKDKDDKXKKDKD
mYm'kazim5085816300714731936430/01/27/70/0K/D/DK/KD//DD/DD/DDKKKKK
mYm'7924331419011563756055500/02/225/215/4
pokeplane109821211200320311554180/01/09/82/2XD/KK/KDKDDKKKKXKKDKK/DDD
ashli42586140013233123301360/00/26/91/0KDT/DKDDDKDDDK/KDK/DD
[DAWGS hanS]57408142012169324911180/01/07/91/3KK/DKDDDDDDKKT/KDDKDDDK
an6918026394028605563752720/02/222/264/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm'Pupa8318560002108662700/00/01/41/0K/KKD/KDKDD
mYm'StrAf12542542000105070300/00/14/21/1DKKDDKKKD
mYm'kazim662823100147737600/01/01/20/0D/KKD
mYm'9188121330032613170600/01/16/82/1
pokeplane1162376100291073600/01/05/21/0KDDK/KKDK/KDK
ashli502024000039897900/00/02/20/2DDKDKD
[DAWGS hanS]16416000239889800/00/11/20/0KD//DDD
an6147101610041706261300/01/18/61/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mYm'Pupa601835100083594900/00/01/52/0DKDKDKDD
mYm'StrAf160308510121025746580/00/08/21/0DKKKDKK/TKK/KD
mYm'kazim2003642000054874500/00/06/50/1KDKDKDKKXDKD
mYm'140841512201224082440580/00/015/123/1
pokeplane3335390003909888180/00/03/60/1/D/KDDD/DKDKX
ashli150313200004080360/00/04/50/1KDDKDKDDDKK
[DAWGS hanS]2004042001370313710/00/06/50/0K/KK/DK/DKDDTD
an1281061013001620201025550/00/013/160/2

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Player Chats
ashli [Warmup]: whats ur map
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: your map
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: strafff_
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: waiting for kazim
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: oh ok
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: brained kazim
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: he choosed the map
mYm'kazim [Countdown]: hf
pokeplane [Countdown]: hf
[11:56]: [DAWGS hanS]called a vote.
[11:54]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:54]: Vote passed!
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: lol
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: this cfg
[11:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pokeplane [Intermission]: gg
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: rup
ashli [Warmup]: tell that to ur teammate
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: xd
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: this stra
mYm'Pupa [Warmup]: f
[11:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:49]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:36]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mYm'kazim [5:33]: wtf
mYm'kazim [5:27]: truck is the objectif
ashli [5:09]: U FURI?
[DAWGS hanS] [4:11]: kazim owner
[DAWGS hanS] [4:08]: anger for straf
mYm'StrAf [4:05]: 8'D
[3:46]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:13 (original: 12:00)
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: rup
[Countdown]: [DAWGS hanS] readied the Axis!
mYm'kazim [11:33]: straf not playin,g ffs
[11:30]: mYm'kazimcalled a vote.
[11:28]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[11:28]: Vote passed!
[DAWGS hanS] [Countdown]: xD
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:59
mYm'Pupa [Intermission]: gg hans
[DAWGS hanS] [Intermission]: my team
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: no ts
[DAWGS hanS] [Warmup]: no talk
[2:10]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[2:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:23]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:23]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:59)
pokeplane [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: pokeplane disconnected
mYm'StrAf [Intermission]: gg
[DAWGS hanS] [Intermission]: 3GG3G3
[Intermission]: mYm'Pupa disconnected
[Intermission]: ashli disconnected
[Intermission]: mYm'StrAf disconnected
[Intermission]: [DAWGS hanS] disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.