mikeh's low gamers vs FOLLOW BANANA (4320 views)

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pl mikeh
pl myszal
hr praskOo
ca rito
gb niSmO
be iGlooW
pt punky
de snyggcon
fi Hukk
fr Francis


CyberGamer EU ET Season 1
ET 6on6 League
Division 5

Download CGAC - #cg.et - Read the rules
16.03.14 21:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ug'mLG 53 kills
Killing Spree praskOo'mLG 8 frags without being killed
Accountant praskOo'mLG 142% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ritoji'mLG 15 gibs
...and stay dead! FOLLOW) ^WniSmO 46% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning praskOo'mLG 34 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ug'mLG 25 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ug'mLG 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! baq+'mLG 314 damage per frag
What objective? J4R3k'mLG 283 XP
Red Shirt FOLLOW) Hukk 53 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore J4R3k'mLG 203 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ug'mLG 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FOLLOW) punky #NiP471832043301236566905850/01/520/260/1018316138
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO57222244111106458757071940/02/619/243/419113625
FOLLOW) iGleAuX5723829518018848687692770/00/330/330/829317226
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza5819328486017541468041550/00/727/260/919314225
FOLLOW) Hukk6621435534018634969351800/015/512/3117/618113146
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS221191151203828826168590/00/512/272/11262121312
FOLLOW) 51116914728734173931374412889500/018/5120/2722/1121714437
J4R3k'mLG13228333259015560049664780/02/130/162/417019943
praskOo'mLG142271443112005780456681300/06/334/224/317718384
baq+'mLG103188383790112613349262770/01/425/178/316113333
Anal Intruder'mLG95229363810029605059722830/01/434/213/416815744
ritoji'mLG932374042151113809061921380/03/431/207/420214435
ug'mLG113243534691018780152532450/018/29/2025/514711255
'mLG1101451244219642562414783297715510/031/2163/2049/517115554
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FOLLOW) punky #NiP62665820001024173100/00/05/50/3DDDKDKDDKKDKD
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO100566650021269125900/00/06/50/0DKK/KDKDKX/KD
FOLLOW) iGleAuX755691230021819173800/00/09/80/2K/DKDKDKKDKDDKDKDK/DD
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza535771310011678136500/00/15/120/0KKDDKDDKDDKDXDD/KDKDD
FOLLOW) Hukk726581110011819124700/00/17/81/1DKDDDDKKKD/KKKDDKDD
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS184521100237341639120/00/14/60/1D/DDDDTK/T/KDDD
FOLLOW) 6334537611202983438979120/00/336/441/7
J4R3k'mLG15097965001142510801630/01/07/51/0KKDK/KDKKDDKDKK
praskOo'mLG775179100213701403180/00/06/71/1DK/DKKXKKD/KKDDDD
baq+'mLG100501212200316951894180/00/011/71/0DKKKDK//KDKKDDDK/KDDKKDK
Anal Intruder'mLG575447301010901511340/00/05/70/0DTDDDDKDDKKK
ritoji'mLG17172127800218921116940/01/010/51/0K/K/DKKDKKKDKDKKDKK
ug'mLG8069810200615071339180/01/04/43/0KD/KKD////KK/KDKKD
'mLG1063935251210114897983433450/03/043/357/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FOLLOW) punky #NiP7331130002786208200/00/21/70/2DDDDD/DDKDD/DD
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO4061615000312481756360/01/25/80/0DDD/DKKDD/KK/KDDKDDDD
FOLLOW) iGleAuX41755120003229125631340/00/05/70/1DDKDKDDKDKKD//DD/
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza422461410056721669860/00/06/60/3DDKKD/K//DKD/DDKK/DD
FOLLOW) Hukk64621117000416222103830/03/15/93/1KKDDKDKKK/DDD/KDDDD/KDDK/KKD
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS7321130001489199700/00/01/90/3DD/DDDDDDDDDKD
FOLLOW) 342873084100187108121703390/04/523/463/10
J4R3k'mLG1576411710021666138100/01/010/40/1K/DDKKKDKK/KKKKDDK
praskOo'mLG25089156100121611159180/04/111/40/0DKKKKKKKKDK/KDKKKDKKD
baq+'mLG14241107001214977121400/00/23/33/1KKD/KDKTDKXKDKK/KDK
Anal Intruder'mLG1127298100222331429180/00/19/50/0KDK/KDKKDDK/DKKDK
ritoji'mLG100681010401424561167440/00/08/53/1KKDKKDKKDXK//TDD/KKK/D
ug'mLG1226611911052157126000/00/05/25/1SK/KDKK/KDK/K/KK/KKD
'mLG1474006647812161217071082200/05/446/2311/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FOLLOW) punky #NiP4358716001011952247850/00/28/110/3DKDDDDKTDKKKDDDKDDDDDDKD
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO6178813410013421953360/01/35/82/2KSKDKDXDKKDDDDKKDDDKDD
FOLLOW) iGleAuX526710192003282431791160/00/110/130/3DDKDXK/KDD/KDDK/KDKDDKDKDKDDDD
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza68851116400024732790580/00/511/70/4DDKDKKDDDDKDKDKDKDKDDKDKDKD
FOLLOW) Hukk84601619300229082110410/010/10/126/4/KDDKDKDDDKKD/DKDKKDDDDKKDKDDKDKKKK
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS3842718201216592532470/00/36/82/5DD/KKDTDDKDDDDDDDKDDDDKKK/
FOLLOW) 58390591011512712401148113830/011/1540/5910/21
J4R3k'mLG10074993012180317942260/00/19/61/1TKDK/KKDDKD/KKXDKKDD
praskOo'mLG133871612800130712163540/01/113/92/2KKXKKKDKKDDKK/DDDKKKDKDKKKDDD
baq+'mLG1006915155007211719721010/01/111/53/2K/D/KKD/KKKDKKDD/K/KKDKK/DKK/D
Anal Intruder'mLG946216176016180820262310/01/314/62/2DKDD/KDK/KD/KKDDKKKK/DKTKKKD/K/KDD
ritoji'mLG9380151621043060276500/01/311/73/1K/K/KKKDK/KDDDKKDKKDKDDSK/KDDKD
ug'mLG1227822186007295216812150/011/20/611/3/DDDKKKDKKD/KKKDKKKK//K/DKKDKDKK/KK/KDDK
'mLG107450938730122714811124018270/015/1158/3922/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FOLLOW) punky #NiP1162676100065184500/01/16/30/2KDKKDDDKKKDKD
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO57274720017287391220/00/13/31/2KDDDDKD/KKD
FOLLOW) iGleAuX624058301015521289270/00/26/50/2DDDDKDKKTDKDXDK
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza8027450011591980110/00/15/10/2KDKDKT/KDD
FOLLOW) Hukk02706001101475560/02/20/27/0KKDKDKKDK/TKKD
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS1101900020000/00/11/40/2/DDX/KXDDD
FOLLOW) 5414721416035352253282160/03/821/188/10
J4R3k'mLG13348430000706711890/00/04/10/2DKDDKKK
praskOo'mLG150446420011202943400/01/14/21/0K/KKKDKDDK
baq+'mLG3328132000824348180/00/10/21/0DDKD
Anal Intruder'mLG11641760001919100600/00/06/31/2KDKKDDKKDKKD/
ritoji'mLG3317391003682114400/01/12/30/2D/KD/KK/DDDD
ug'mLG1333012900001185973120/06/00/86/1DKKDKKKKDDKDKDDKDKKKD
'mLG10020833345005551851251590/08/316/199/7

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Player Chats
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: no no rito
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: yes yes sexy martha
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: clubbing pictures rawr
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: XD
J4R3k'mLG [Warmup]: may we start?
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: 4 on AC
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: whos missing
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: non
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: praskoo bro
praskOo'mLG [Warmup]: well it worked before
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: you have no anticheat
praskOo'mLG [Warmup]: you said it yourself
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: not working now
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: might be a virus
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: rip
praskOo'mLG [Warmup]: im shit anyways
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: and last 1 missing?
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: shoutout 10specs
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: looks okay guys
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: rup then
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: hi2 onipenis dunno what
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: <3<3
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: apart from the fuckton of malware in praskoos plz
praskOo'mLG [Warmup]: pls start
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: xD
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: u trolls
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: xD
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: xD
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: xD!
ug'mLG [Countdown]: hf
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: :{D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: U MAD?
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: :{D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: U MAD?
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: xD
FOLLOW) Hukk [Countdown]: gl hf
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: ò¸ó u mad?
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: ò¸ó u mad?
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: xD!
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Countdown]: a true team readys up at the same time
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: lvoe u guys
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: hf
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: xd
praskOo'mLG [Countdown]: such sync
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [11:49]: hi
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
baq+'mLG [10:40]: SUP JUSTIN
baq+'mLG [10:31]: :D
[10:19]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:53]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
praskOo'mLG [9:34]: i missed
[9:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:30]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [4:40]: gg
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [4:40]: gg
[4:38]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:21
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: xd
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: 2killz mothafucka
baq+'mLG [Warmup]: ohh you
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: ok it was a warmup
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: going for 3k dmg
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: rup guys
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: we dont have all night
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: ur missing the rups
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: a true team rups together
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: all together
J4R3k'mLG [Warmup]: shoutout to biggie smalls aka biggz
FOLLOW) Hukk [Warmup]: :D
J4R3k'mLG [Warmup]: and wedseck
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: igloow is kicked
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: report igloow
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: shoutout to wedseck!
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: no teamplay
FOLLOW) Hukk [Warmup]: shoutouts to pullapoika
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: igloow le belge
baq+'mLG [Warmup]: faceboob lagin my et
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: his mom came
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: sec
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: xD!
ritoji'mLG [Warmup]: does she squirt
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: igloow
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Warmup]: his mum came
ritoji'mLG [Countdown]: hf
ug'mLG [Countdown]: HF
[7:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [6:36]: only2
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [6:32]: nerd
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [6:00]: lag
[5:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [5:25]: 1xp for flag
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [5:23]: fuck this
[5:07]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[4:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [4:40]: franny
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [4:40]: he died
[4:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
baq+'mLG [4:40]: come back
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [4:40]: he sounds like a robot @ ts, 1sec
baq+'mLG [4:40]: baq*
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [4:40]: laggin
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [4:40]: stop ddosing me
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [4:40]: baq
[4:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [4:40]: dem jokez
baq+'mLG [4:40]: :D
[4:40]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [4:40]: :D
baq+'mLG [4:40]: I know you like em
[4:40]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:40]: FIGHT!
[4:35]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [4:20]: unpause, lag back gg
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [3:54]: :{D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [3:53]: :{D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [3:33]: fuck diz
[2:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [0:19]: xd
[0:07]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:21)
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: GG WP
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Intermission]: got 1 np
praskOo'mLG [Intermission]: gg
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: franny comeback
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: :{D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Countdown]: :{D
baq+'mLG [Countdown]: hf
baq+'mLG [9:21]: nou
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [9:16]: xD!
baq+'mLG [8:53]: n1
baq+'mLG [8:46]: IN MY FACE
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [6:59]: fuck ya
[6:40]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:30]: Main blast door opening!
[6:22]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
praskOo'mLG [6:02]: :DD
FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza [5:52]: look at shield <D
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [4:15]: xD!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [4:08]: this teamwork
[1:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:51
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: :D
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: gg!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: +5% acc this round
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: wow
baq+'mLG [Warmup]: GO GO
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Warmup]: shout@ train driver @ igloows home (next step 10pm cet)
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Warmup]: xD!
baq+'mLG [Warmup]: go go go
baq+'mLG [Countdown]: hf hf hf
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: :D
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: :D
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Countdown]: :D
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [8:49]: UFO NEXT
[7:18]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:04]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
baq+'mLG [5:42]: :X
[5:27]: Main blast door opening!
[5:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:30 (original: 8:51)
ritoji'mLG [Intermission]: GGS
J4R3k'mLG [Intermission]: wp
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: BEST MEDIC
praskOo'mLG [Intermission]: gg
FOLLOW) iGleAuX [Intermission]: gg
FOLLOW) ^WniSmO [Intermission]: gg wp
FOLLOW) iGleAuX [Intermission]: wp
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Intermission]: gg
FOLLOW) punky #NiP [Intermission]: :)
FOLLOW) LEFRANCIS [Intermission]: such a performance
[Intermission]: FOLLOW) Snyggcon #gaza disconnected

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