turbot vs We pwn all (2594 views)
Statti
Swanidius
vokki
Swanidius
vokki
Cisy
SkyLine
Baczo
SkyLine
Baczo
21.03.14 21:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | [turbot] vokki | 58 kills |
Killing Spree | [turbot] vokki | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | TURBOT STATTI | 120% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | [turbot] Swanidius | 17 gibs |
...and stay dead! | we Baczo PWN | 39% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | [turbot] Swanidius | 48 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | TURBOT STATTI | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | we cisy pwn | 183 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | we SkyLine PWN | 304 damage per frag |
What objective? | TURBOT STATTI | 423 XP |
Red Shirt | we cisy pwn | 81 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | TURBOT STATTI | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | TURBOT STATTI | 204 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | we cisy pwn | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | [turbot] Swanidius | 19 /kills |
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[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | 2014 -> problems running ET |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | pozdro Risk |
we cisy pwn [Countdown]: | pozdro Risk |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | fun |
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: | hf |
we Baczo PWN [Countdown]: | pozdro Risk |
[11:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
we cisy pwn [10:08]: | SHTI |
we Baczo PWN [8:52]: | SURE |
we Baczo PWN [8:50]: | KURWO |
we SkyLine PWN [8:49]: | xD |
we Baczo PWN [3:13]: | FINTARD KURWA |
we SkyLine PWN [3:08]: | XD |
we SkyLine PWN [2:44]: | get hit |
we SkyLine PWN [2:44]: | :) |
we SkyLine PWN [2:35]: | we can hit u |
we SkyLine PWN [2:31]: | cant |
[turbot] Swanidius [2:30]: | xD |
[turbot] Swanidius [2:26]: | Yes u can very well |
we Baczo PWN [2:10]: | omg |
[turbot] Swanidius [1:51]: | Maybe u hit well but bad aim?!?!? |
we cisy pwn [1:43]: | =? |
we SkyLine PWN [0:47]: | swanidious |
we SkyLine PWN [0:44]: | u talking about bad aim? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: | SUP? |
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: | u talking about bad aim/ |
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: | Yes?! |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | why?:S |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | when i was with yoko against u , u cant do anything your aim was on the 0 LEVEL |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | what? |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | when i was playing with yoko against u , u cant do anything your aim was on the 0 LEVEL |
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: | derpw |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | your statisitc on atack 4/20 xD |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | what the fuck :D |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | super aimer |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | ;D |
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: | ok |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | are u high? |
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: | rup |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | fun |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | cool story bro :D |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | cool but true |
[turbot] vokki [Countdown]: | maybe yoko carried you? |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | this yokoomust be true highskill |
[11:25]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:22]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
we cisy pwn [10:52]: | omg.... camps everywhere : * |
[10:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:49]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:42]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:48]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[turbot] Swanidius [7:48]: | statti's cheats overheated |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Axis team locked from spectators by we SkyLine PWN |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[7:48]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[7:48]: | FIGHT! |
[7:10]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
we cisy pwn [6:54]: | *PAUSE* |
[6:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: | same thing for him? |
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd |
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: | just random freeze? |
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: | damn it looked so random |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Allies team locked from spectators by [turbot] Swanidius |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: | wp lagf |
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: | XD |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[turbot] Swanidius [6:54]: | xD |
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: | random freeze? |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
we SkyLine PWN [6:54]: | xd |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: | in game |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
TURBOT STATTI [6:54]: | I had that one |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:54]: | FIGHT! |
we SkyLine PWN [6:27]: | gg |
we Baczo PWN [6:17]: | NEXT MAP CHANGE SERVER |
we cisy pwn [6:13]: | idd |
TURBOT STATTI [6:11]: | ping is fine |
we Baczo PWN [6:07]: | not |
we Baczo PWN [6:05]: | fine |
TURBOT STATTI [6:02]: | stable 98 |
we SkyLine PWN [5:59]: | chhange server |
we SkyLine PWN [5:57]: | baczo cant hit |
[turbot] vokki [5:46]: | :D |
TURBOT STATTI [5:46]: | no idea who he even is |
[turbot] Swanidius [5:44]: | maybe put cheats on?! |
[5:44]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:15 (original: 12:00) |
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: | Hit then more? |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | fun |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [9:47]: | xD |
we Baczo PWN [9:24]: | GET HIT |
we Baczo PWN [9:20]: | JEBANY FINTARDZIE |
we cisy pwn [9:03]: | mhm |
we cisy pwn [8:59]: | ncie hit |
we SkyLine PWN [8:21]: | check our pingnow |
we SkyLine PWN [8:20]: | 105 |
we SkyLine PWN [8:19]: | :D |
we SkyLine PWN [8:17]: | yes its stable |
we SkyLine PWN [8:16]: | xD |
we SkyLine PWN [8:16]: | XD |
we cisy pwn [8:14]: | 108.. |
[7:52]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[7:36]: | The side gate has been built! |
[7:30]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:17]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:30]: | :D! |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:28]: | HAHAHAHA |
we SkyLine PWN [4:23]: | only camp |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:15]: | jhahahha |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:08]: | hahah |
we SkyLine PWN [1:53]: | wp camp skill |
we SkyLine PWN [1:52]: | :D |
TURBOT STATTI [1:46]: | says u ;D |
[turbot] Swanidius [1:44]: | well |
[turbot] Swanidius [1:41]: | its ur shit lean only map :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | well |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | now u can start the leaning |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill |
we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: | amazing situation |
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: | Yes |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
[turbot] vokki [Countdown]: | :D |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | I really need to get that quote |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | ye |
we SkyLine PWN [Countdown]: | get skill |
we cisy pwn [9:55]: | to show mom |
[9:06]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[9:05]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[9:03]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[8:50]: | The side gate has been built! |
[8:23]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[6:17]: | Allies have destroyed the Side Door! |
[5:45]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:43]: | The side gate has been destroyed! |
we SkyLine PWN [4:06]: | rly fair play game when i cant hit u |
[turbot] Swanidius [4:01]: | xD |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[3:31]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:29 (original: 10:00) |
we SkyLine PWN [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | we SkyLine PWN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | we cisy pwn disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [turbot] Swanidius disconnected |
[Intermission]: | we Baczo PWN disconnected |
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