turbot vs 30 seconds to MARS (3449 views)

fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
ro Damon
nl SQuid
nl GiZmO
21.03.14 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [turbot] Swanidius 105 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] Swanidius 19 frags without being killed
Accountant [turbot] Swanidius 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [turbot] Swanidius 32 gibs
...and stay dead! [turbot] Swanidius 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [turbot] Swanidius 94 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT STATTI 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [turbot] Swanidius 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GiZmOoO #30stm 252 damage per frag
What objective? GiZmOoO #30stm 743 XP
Red Shirt [turbot] vokki 122 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT STATTI 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] Swanidius 200 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Damon #30stm 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Damon #30stm 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT STATTI62492731157212616340187971430/13/860/7311/7224161410
[turbot] Swanidius1056381051003201241739017691900/05/594/697/3166177196
[turbot] vokki545026612214122015078172553540/02/761/885/822814059
turbot72163224433753347048808537435870/010/7215/8823/820615998
Damon #30stm886319410618133317193158536460/07/387/603/11183148107
TG Pelliku655186910416211814624154121701/08/654/757/521214539
GiZmOoO #30stm9274310211116012321926175433500/05/189/809/821515867
#30stm821892265321503574537434880811661/020/1230/8019/820315068
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI70112172410093305345200/01/314/122/0/KKDKKK/DD/KDKKD/K/DKK/DDDDK/DKDK/KKK/DDD
[turbot] Swanidius25417928111201338462981540/00/028/81/0KDKK/KDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKTKKKDDDKDKK/DKK/D
[turbot] vokki771051418200526862921180/01/111/132/0DKD/KDKKKD/KK/KK/XDKDDDDDK/DKKKDD
turbot134396595315011798379354720/02/453/335/0
Damon #30stm721361318200428703145900/03/110/120/2D/DKDDDDKDDD/X/KKKKKK/KKDDDKDKKD
TG Pelliku39831128400029133281180/01/110/250/2DKDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDKDKKKDDKDDDKK
GiZmOoO #30stm601461220401335713411500/00/013/160/1KDDKKDKKDKDDDTDDDDD/K/KDK/KDDDKDK
#30stm57365366610017935498371580/04/233/530/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI85446700031336139500/01/05/30/1D/KK//DKKKDKD
[turbot] Swanidius366661134000117486600/02/17/22/0DKKKKKDKDKKKKK
[turbot] vokki506248110188896600/00/12/52/0K/DDKDSDKDKD
turbot167172211851043398322700/03/214/104/1
Damon #30stm85376720021067101700/01/15/30/1KD/KDKDKDKD/K
TG Pelliku5020480100988119400/00/13/51/1SKDDKDDKDKDD
GiZmOoO #30stm30463102001117211871490/01/12/60/2DDDDKK/DDKDDD
#30stm5510313254103322733981490/02/310/141/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI33711030210232204691180/00/09/261/2DKDDD/KKDDDSD/DDDDKDKKDDDDDDDDDKDDDKKDKDD
[turbot] Swanidius37102924200426123986180/00/19/180/1KDDK//DDKDDDDKKKDDKDD/D/DKDDDDKDD
[turbot] vokki4299143340043245414100/00/414/220/3K/DKDKD/KDDDDDDKDDD/KDDDD/KDDKDKDKDDDDDKKDKDKDD
turbot37272338781010907712818360/00/532/661/6
Damon #30stm110121222070010391127633030/00/022/100/0DK/KD/KKKKDKKD/KDK/K/KDK/K/K/KD/KDDKKDKK/K
TG Pelliku133125201530063025284000/03/017/90/0DKDK/KKKDKKDK/K/D/KDDKKKDKK//KKKDKK
GiZmOoO #30stm1521833523500958823474720/02/027/136/1K/DKKD/KKDK/D/KK/KKK/KKKKDKKKDKD/KKKDKDKK/KKKKKKDK/KDDDKDK
#30stm13242977581500251281890773750/05/066/326/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI7676101310142116239260/00/211/60/1DDDKKDTDKD/KKD/K/KKD/KKD
[turbot] Swanidius114111161420042808226500/00/115/81/1KKDKDKDKK/KDDKDK/KDK/KKKDDKK/D
[turbot] vokki73831419200326132620540/00/014/150/2DDKDDKDKDKDKKKKKXDKK/DD/DKDDDDKK/D
turbot8827040465011175377277600/00/340/291/4
Damon #30stm618413212115246529321390/01/012/141/1/DK/K//KDDKDDKDKKDK/KDDDTSKKDDDDKDK
TG Pelliku9078910300118661953180/01/06/92/0KDDKDKKDKDD/KKDKDKD
GiZmOoO #30stm81871316100029462652250/01/010/162/1KKKDKKKDDDKDDDDKDDKDKDDKDXKDKD
#30stm7724935476116727775371820/03/028/395/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI122132221830073829337500/01/118/93/1K/KKDKKKKK/KDDKK/K/KDD/KDKKDKDK/DKK/KKDD
[turbot] Swanidius9598212260063483343100/02/117/142/1DKKDK/DKDK/KK/K/DKKK/KKDKDK/KDKDKDDDDDKKKDD
[turbot] vokki549612223005306728121850/01/111/160/0DD/KDD/KDDKKKDKDKD/DD/DDK/DKKDKKDD
turbot9032655621200181037996181850/04/346/395/2
Damon #30stm54931222201424403185990/01/111/141/3K/DD/KTKDDDDDDK/DDD/DDKKKDKKDDKKDDK
TG Pelliku78124151950043337323300/02/312/121/1DKDKKD/XDKDKDK/K/DD/KKKDKDDKDKDDDKK
GiZmOoO #30stm651171726300438413961180/00/017/210/1KKDDKDD/D/DKDDDDKDDDKDKD/KKKDKDKK/DKDDKDDKK
#30stm6633444671001129618103791170/03/440/472/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT STATTI34578230101253434921190/10/23/175/2DDDDKDKKDDDKDSKXDDDDDKD/DKDDKDDD
[turbot] Swanidius76822026600734674162180/01/118/191/0/KKDK/DKDDD/DKDKKDXK/KDKDKK/KD/KDDD/DDKDKKDDKKK
[turbot] vokki3657822202225793795970/00/09/171/3/DKDKDKDDKDTDTDDKDKDDKKDDDDD/DDD
turbot491963671812108580114492340/11/330/537/5
Damon #30stm1551602818301844402811150/01/027/71/4KDKK/DKDDK/K/KTK/KDK/XKKKKKDDDK/DK/K/KKKKKKKKKKD
TG Pelliku418810241117249529111341/01/16/153/1/DDDKDKD/K/DKXD/TDDKDK/DKSKK//DDDDKD
GiZmOoO #30stm1371642216100645142858360/01/020/81/2/K/KKK/KKDKKKDDDKKK/DKDKDKKKDK/KKK/DKD
#30stm1114126058512211144985801851/03/153/305/7

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Player Chats
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: hf
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: HF
[11:55]: [turbot] vokkicalled a vote.
[11:53]: *** Level Restarted! ***
[11:53]: Vote passed!
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: no eng?
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: no ac
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: vokki didnt have one
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: no ac said vokki
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: honest
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: ?
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: vokki told he didnt have ac on
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: so he wanted to put it on
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: and it seems he actually does
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: and he had it on
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: for is said its online
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: : D
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: wrong match id
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: I guess
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: whats up with squid
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: this anti cheat
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: is so weird
TURBOT STATTI [Warmup]: piece of shit it is
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: it says squids AC is running
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: but the ET symbol is not visible
GiZmOoO #30stm [Warmup]: :O)
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: whatever join and rup
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: and if he doesnt have ET running symbol wont show up
[turbot] vokki [Warmup]: lol
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: got one now!
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: and if he really wants cheat that anticheat wont stop him
TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: hf
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: hf
[11:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TG Pelliku [11:25]: defd
[9:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [9:10]: lagging :o
[9:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
TURBOT STATTI [9:10]: fps drops
[9:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
GiZmOoO #30stm [9:10]: :x
[9:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:10]: FIGHT!
[8:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[2:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:18]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[10:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:03]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[8:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:17]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:43 (original: 12:00)
[11:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TG Pelliku [9:41]: I hate this map so much
[turbot] vokki [9:06]: OMFG
[turbot] Swanidius [8:12]: this is so much cancer
TG Pelliku [8:08]: I agree
[7:49]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:58]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[5:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:29]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:29]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:56]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:56]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
TURBOT STATTI [2:19]: lol...
TG Pelliku [1:56]: why you pick this map swani
[1:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:53]: Axis have returned the objective!
[turbot] Swanidius [1:50]: dunno
Damon #30stm [1:48]: :D
Damon #30stm [1:48]: :D
Damon #30stm [1:48]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [1:47]: our fav map
[1:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TURBOT STATTI [1:31]: this map and that spawntime
[1:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Cheaters
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: better play ufo as decider
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: I like that map actually
[turbot] vokki [Countdown]: anything is better than this
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: Lies
TG Pelliku [Countdown]: true
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:47]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT STATTI [10:45]: you dont even move and I cant hit
TURBOT STATTI [10:44]: lol..
GiZmOoO #30stm [10:42]: :d
[8:56]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:56]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:20]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Damon #30stm [3:02]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
Damon #30stm [3:02]: :D
Damon #30stm [3:01]: :D
[3:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:58 (original: 12:00)
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Suka
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: kurwa
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I was once better than u guys in delivery and that was when AC came. Coincidence??++
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: :D
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: :D
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: better in deli?
TG Pelliku [Countdown]: I won lan!
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: i dont think so bro sorry
GiZmOoO #30stm [Countdown]: xD
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: :D
Damon #30stm [Countdown]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: I do!
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:30]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TG Pelliku [10:29]: what was that
TG Pelliku [10:28]: :D
Damon #30stm [10:25]: wtf
Damon #30stm [10:24]: :D
Damon #30stm [10:24]: :D
Damon #30stm [10:24]: :D
[10:09]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Damon #30stm [8:04]: :D
Damon #30stm [8:04]: :D
[7:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
Damon #30stm [7:29]: kanker
[7:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:44]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[turbot] Swanidius [3:22]: REKKA;KIINNI;EI;VITTU
[3:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:08]: The Allies have activated the crane!
TG Pelliku [2:56]: EFAddg
[2:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[turbot] Swanidius [2:26]: Very very cool camp spot there
Damon #30stm [0:26]: 30 seconds
[0:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:34
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: to mars
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: xD
[turbot] Swanidius [Intermission]: Cool fulls
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: IDD
[turbot] Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TG Pelliku [Warmup]: cool vibes
[turbot] Swanidius [6:49]: teamplay
[turbot] Swanidius [6:48]: very cool
[turbot] Swanidius [6:46]: we have
TG Pelliku [6:41]: ask outlow for tips!
TG Pelliku [5:36]: :(
GiZmOoO #30stm [5:27]: xDDDDDDDDD
Damon #30stm [3:35]: :D
Damon #30stm [3:35]: :D
Damon #30stm [3:34]: :D
[turbot] Swanidius [3:26]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[turbot] Swanidius [1:44]: Not the most greatest game for vokki and me tonight
TG Pelliku [1:40]: :(
[turbot] Swanidius [1:18]: Statti naturally the best
TURBOT STATTI [1:08]: would help if I could hear something
[turbot] vokki [0:57]: failing 10 situations where we should get flag gg
GiZmOoO #30stm [0:43]: fh at flag
[turbot] Swanidius [0:43]: And not to mention ur fulls at def
GiZmOoO #30stm [0:39]: :|
Damon #30stm [0:09]: :D
Damon #30stm [0:09]: :D
Damon #30stm [0:09]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:34)
TG Pelliku [Intermission]: gn
Damon #30stm [Intermission]: g3g3
[Intermission]: Damon #30stm disconnected
[Intermission]: TG Pelliku disconnected
GiZmOoO #30stm [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: [turbot] Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: GiZmOoO #30stm disconnected

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