promenade vs turbot (2514 views)

fi froxe
fi fantax
fi Metsuri
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi JUTIZIEKS
31.03.14 18:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Metsuri PRMND 50 kills
Killing Spree T U R B O T V O K K I 8 frags without being killed
Accountant Metsuri PRMND 156% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! simo PRMND 14 gibs
...and stay dead! simo PRMND 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Metsuri PRMND 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer froxe PRMND 122 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! T U R B O T J U U T I 196 damage per frag
What objective? Metsuri PRMND 244 XP
Red Shirt T U R B O T V O K K I 59 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? simo PRMND 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Metsuri PRMND 144 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut simo PRMND 2 team kills
Gingerbread man froxe PRMND 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S822034150700859126969360/00/239/362/414413947
T U R B O T V O K K I6319637594008562065961130/02/733/402/515211287
T U R B O T J U U T I5115120392015234145971380/00/319/323/511711835
T U R B O T 665509814813012113873181622870/02/391/327/513812356
simo PRMND81219425214029667053331710/05/137/382/415910348
froxe PRMND89228414613001558514600360/01/034/296/214310036
Metsuri PRMND1562445032401667724528360/07/237/247/213514255
PRMND10269113313031033019293144612430/013/2108/2415/214611546
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S1425510710011517128700/00/010/60/0KDDDKK/KKKDKKKKDD
T U R B O T V O K K I100391111200316731587580/00/111/70/0DKKDKDKDKKDKKDK/KD/K/D
T U R B O T J U U T I12171800025881131360/00/01/60/0DDDD/K/DD
T U R B O T 851112226300637784005940/00/122/190/0
simo PRMND7059710400115271257180/01/06/90/0KDDKKDKDDDDK/DDKK
froxe PRMND873678400312561083180/00/07/50/0/KK/KDDKD/DKDKK
Metsuri PRMND75486810001222143800/00/06/80/0DKKKDKDKDDDDDK
PRMND771432026900440053778360/01/019/220/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S66346900031189154700/00/06/50/1DDK//KDKK/DKDKD
T U R B O T V O K K I3029413000111711428370/00/24/90/1DDKDDKDDDDK/DDKDD
T U R B O T J U U T I05730000149600/00/14/30/1D/KDDKKDKD
T U R B O T 321201322000523643071370/00/314/170/3
simo PRMND50344820121239933590/00/04/61/0KD/TK/DKDDKDD
froxe PRMND100458830031434110700/01/07/50/0KK/DK/KDKD/KDKDK
Metsuri PRMND275511141001152991200/02/06/33/1KKKXDKKK/DKKDKKK
PRMND1421302320601642022952590/03/017/144/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S621141524600432064135360/00/215/150/3DKDKKDK/D/DDDDKDDKDKKKKDKDD/KKDDKD/KDDD
T U R B O T V O K K I361281233200427763581180/01/410/221/4KDDXDDDDKDDKDDDDKKDDDK/K/KDKDDDDDDKD/DD/DKDKDD
T U R B O T J U U T I40779222011174933701020/00/18/162/4DTDDKKDKDKKKDDDDDKDDDDDK/DKDDDDD
T U R B O T 463193679100197731110861560/01/733/533/11
simo PRMND1301262620801539043143940/04/122/131/1KDKDKKKKDDKK/KDKDDKKDDKDKKDK/K/KK/KDDK/KKDDKKTK
froxe PRMND1201472420600731612410180/00/018/116/2KK/KDDKKDKKKDKKDKDKDK/KK/DKDKK/K/DKK/DD/DKKK
Metsuri PRMND1531452013200540212178360/04/112/84/0KDKKDKDKKKKKDDDK/DKKKDK/KK/K//KKKX
PRMND13441870531601171108677311480/08/252/3211/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S1000101000000000/00/08/102/0KDDKKKDKKDKKKDDDDDKD
T U R B O T V O K K I500010200000000/01/08/21/0KKDKKKKKKKKD
T U R B O T J U U T I7707900010000/00/16/71/0KKDDKD/KKDDDKDKD
T U R B O T 2260272100010000/01/122/194/0
simo PRMND35051400010000/00/05/100/3DKDDKDDKK/DDDDDXDKD
froxe PRMND20021000020000/00/02/80/0D/DDD/KKDDDD
Metsuri PRMND185013700100000/01/113/50/1KKDKKDDDKDKKDTKKKKKDK
PRMND800203100130000/01/120/230/4

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Player Chats
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: ac on
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: onkoha mul äske ilmotti jtn
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: ruppia vaa
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: clean gaming
Metsuri PRMND [Warmup]: joo sori unohin
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: oliks froxe cheris viime ke
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: Ei näkyny eikä kuulunu
simo PRMND [Warmup]: kaatuks toi=
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: ai olit
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: perjantaina grillataa
T U R B O T J U U T I [Warmup]: nyt taa kaatu
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: @ sun piha
T U R B O T J U U T I [Warmup]: nyt taa kaatu
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: maki kavin siel
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: XD
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: naiks ojansuun siel
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: en, oliko seki siel :D
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: jep
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: jassoo!
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: noni
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: pitää vähä fiksumman hoitaa tämä homma enskerralla
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: netti kyykkäs
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: puhetaidot 9/10
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: joko swani
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: I'm Batman
T U R B O T V O K K I [Countdown]: hf
[9:50]: T U R B O T S W A N I D I U Scalled a vote.
[9:49]: Vote passed!
[9:49]: *** Match Reset! ***
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: bad st
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: reset
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: I'm Batman
simo PRMND [Warmup]: omfg
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: Ei onnistunu hypyt ni piti reset
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: joha vokki oli sidellä
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: vai juutiko se siel hyppi
Metsuri PRMND [Warmup]: ajaaks juuti lapaan
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: Juti pingas respas
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: xd
Metsuri PRMND [Warmup]: ddossaan juutii
Metsuri PRMND [Warmup]: gg
simo PRMND [Warmup]: :D
simo PRMND [Warmup]: vähä niinku sarjakuvaa kattois
simo PRMND [Warmup]: toi sun liikkumine
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: xD
Metsuri PRMND [Countdown]: mil pääl vokki on
Metsuri PRMND [Countdown]: onks own?
T U R B O T V O K K I [Countdown]: koht naat
froxe PRMND [Countdown]: oldii lähössä
froxe PRMND [Countdown]: tuulella
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [9:21]: vittu mäki lagaan :D
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [9:12]: Suomi 2014 ja netti toimii
[8:34]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:33]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:26
T U R B O T V O K K I [Intermission]: KYSYIN SWANILTA SAITKO TAKAA POIS
T U R B O T V O K K I [Intermission]: VASTAUS KAKS SILTA
T U R B O T V O K K I [Intermission]: GG
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: :DD
T U R B O T V O K K I [Warmup]: vittu
froxe PRMND [Warmup]: kuulostaa jo mun infoilta
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: sanoin nadettaa takaa siitä pitää päätellä gg
Metsuri PRMND [Warmup]: hyv' et teil on respa ajat ainaki oikei
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: sanoin myös että katon siltää en enää sitä gg
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: I'm Batman
T U R B O T V O K K I [Countdown]: voi vastata siihe kysymyksee
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Countdown]: voi päätellä
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [4:12]: arvotukset on hauskoja
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [4:11]: riddle!
Metsuri PRMND [3:56]: :-)
Metsuri PRMND [3:55]: :-)
Metsuri PRMND [3:55]: :-)
Metsuri PRMND [3:55]: :-)
[1:49]: The Doors are opening!!
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [0:38]: iha järetöntä pingausta
froxe PRMND [0:30]: no tollasta fantal o melkee aina
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:26)
Metsuri PRMND [Intermission]: hyvä ettei kustu ku froxe kirjotteli respass
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: ja mun lagille ei voi tehdä mitää
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: I'm Batman
T U R B O T V O K K I [Countdown]: vedat kamppikses piuhan irti
T U R B O T J U U T I [Countdown]: just nii
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Countdown]: se o se huonees se boxi
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [11:44]: I'm Batman
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [11:44]: I'm Batman
[8:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:28]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:05]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [7:05]: vittu sä metsuri lottosit
[6:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:57]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:46]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
simo PRMND [3:09]: >d
[2:09]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
simo PRMND [1:38]: gg hyv' servu
[1:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
T U R B O T V O K K I [Intermission]: GG
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: shit tag
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: only lose
simo PRMND [Warmup]: nyt ku teilla ei enaa lagaa nii mulla alko
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: I'm Batman
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [Warmup]: voititte jo ni ei välii GG
T U R B O T V O K K I [Countdown]: havittii peli ku swani ei osaa komssii gg
[11:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [11:15]: ootte niiku voittanu jo
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [11:15]: hei cmon
[11:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
T U R B O T J U U T I [11:15]: SE ADLERSNEST UUSIKS VITTU
[11:15]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
T U R B O T S W A N I D I U S [11:15]: me ei paljoo pausettu ku juti lagas adlerin katolla
[11:15]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
simo PRMND [11:15]: serial kamingk
[11:15]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:15]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:15]: FIGHT!
T U R B O T V O K K I [11:14]: ei siella katolle paase
Metsuri PRMND [11:09]: mäki kävin kattoo sitä siel katol
T U R B O T V O K K I [9:18]: otetaaks uusiks
T U R B O T V O K K I [9:13]: eri mapit
simo PRMND [9:11]: ei kyl talla lagilla
T U R B O T V O K K I [9:07]: eri servu
simo PRMND [8:58]: joo mikaettei
T U R B O T V O K K I [8:54]: haasta froxe
froxe PRMND [8:33]: juu
froxe PRMND [8:08]: acceptia
froxe PRMND [7:51]: aa
froxe PRMND [7:45]: pitäs ensi addii scoret
Metsuri PRMND [7:41]: näille ei kelpaa ees yrittää
T U R B O T J U U T I [7:30]: no ei kyl ittekaa >D>D>D
T U R B O T V O K K I [7:27]: haasta citizen

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