Stoned vs virtualorgasm (2341 views)

hu ReX
hu ulphilas
rs #Mp.
nl nomore
be eaves
de icy
19.04.14 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth vo eaves 35 kills
Killing Spree vo nomore #hangover 5 frags without being killed
Accountant vo eaves 159% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! vo icy #hashtag 8 gibs
...and stay dead! vo icy #hashtag 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning vo eaves 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! vo nomore #hangover 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer stONed/Mp. 113 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! stONed/Mp. 242 damage per frag
What objective? vo nomore #hangover 264 XP
Red Shirt stONed/rex 37 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? stONed/Mp. 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore vo icy #hashtag 274 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut vo eaves 1 team kills
Gingerbread man vo eaves 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
vo nomore #hangover1032643028511364655496960/01/119/1611/321619055
vo icy #hashtag95181192080043125366600/00/114/114/416418323
vo eaves15919335225011139333599240/05/132/143/111216434
stONed/Mp.6424914100567870000/00/17/82/0755024
vo 109662938419122314201134611200/06/172/820/014214734
stONed/rex491131837100334024817310/02/114/272/518913038
stONed/ulpika711662434701661625044480/01/314/162/925714836
stONed/Mp.3277722200520902468420/00/15/132/4299112211
stONed/53356499310011411654123291210/03/133/136/424813038
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vo nomore #hangover177128169101128192578960/00/06/311/0DDKDKDKKKDKDTDKKKKKDKKKKK/
vo icy #hashtag200109421001793141300/00/02/02/1KKDK/K
vo eaves16172211300071997188600/03/018/50/1KK/KDKKK/KK//KDKKKXKK///DKDDKKKDKKK
vo 1793094124201956095877960/03/026/813/2
stONed/rex2333417000111861725130/00/03/121/4DKDKDDDDDD/DKDKDDDDDD
stONed/ulpika607791500023057202400/00/33/40/6KDKKD/DKKKDDD/DKDDKDDKDD
stONed/Mp.1158217000516341860420/00/02/100/2DDDDD//DDD/K/DK/DDD
stONed/311681549000858775609550/00/38/261/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vo nomore #hangover1003233210065641500/00/13/20/0SDDDKKK
vo icy #hashtag661823100043746100/00/01/11/2DKDDK
vo eaves30048623001757321180/02/02/12/0KKK/KKDK
vo 15598118610118501197180/02/16/43/2
stONed/rex508240000381661180/01/11/20/1KKDDDD
stONed/ulpika508242010360581480/00/01/32/1KDKDDDT
stONed/Mp.1001933200045660800/00/12/11/2DDKKDKX
stONed/6735711401011971850660/01/24/63/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vo nomore #hangover705671020011649136200/01/06/60/3KDDKDDDDDKKDKKK/D
vo icy #hashtag87227840011031113800/00/15/61/0KDKDKDKDDKD/DKK
vo eaves57304720021151139200/00/04/50/0DD/K/DKDDKK
stONed/Mp.6606900030000/00/14/52/0KK/DK/KK/DKDDDD
vo 70108243480073831389200/01/219/223/3
stONed/rex85366700011044120700/01/05/50/0DKKD/KDKKDKDD
stONed/ulpika87387820021545123700/00/07/50/1KDDDK/K/KKDKDKD
stONed/Mp.10002000000000/00/01/01/0KK
stONed/9174151520032589244400/01/013/101/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
vo nomore #hangover66484600011341114100/00/04/50/0D/DKDDDKKK
vo icy #hashtag853267200286465400/00/06/40/1DDKDXK/KK/DKDK
vo eaves04340001128060/00/18/31/0KDKKTDKDK/KDKDK
stONed/Mp.602435100267870000/00/03/30/0K//KDKDD
vo 53147171830162911249560/00/121/151/1
stONed/rex6636691001791122400/00/05/81/0KDKKD/DDKDKKDDD
stONed/ulpika85436730021200120200/01/03/40/1KK//KDKDKDDKD
stONed/Mp.000200000000/00/00/20/0DD
stONed/5079121840031991242600/01/08/141/1

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Player Chats
stONed/Mp. [Warmup]: shit map
stONed/rex [Warmup]: 1 sec
stONed/rex [Countdown]: glhf
vo icy #hashtag [Countdown]: gl & hf
stONed/Mp. [8:45]: ez szar map
stONed/rex [8:23]: omg
stONed/rex [7:26]: man 2-0
stONed/rex [7:25]: xd
stONed/Mp. [5:33]: ennek a mapnak nincs semmi értelme
stONed/ulpika [4:07]: GO NEXT MAP :d?
stONed/ulpika [4:05]: 2-0
vo eaves [4:04]: .d
stONed/ulpika [4:04]: :d
[1:47]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
stONed/Mp. [Intermission]: why beach?xd
vo icy #hashtag [Warmup]: nice map
stONed/rex [Warmup]: very nice -.-
vo icy #hashtag [Warmup]: u need to play it more often
vo icy #hashtag [Warmup]: its rly not that bad
[9:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:57]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[7:38]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:21 (original: 10:00)
stONed/rex [Intermission]: fcking map -.-
stONed/rex [Warmup]: shoutout Kis Grofo
vo nomore #hangover [Warmup]: f3?
stONed/rex [Warmup]: piss
stONed/Mp. [Warmup]: xnade elment szarni
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[11:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:09]: stONed/Mp. connected
[11:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
stONed/rex [11:09]: serbian connection <3
[11:09]: Allies team locked by vo icy #hashtag
stONed/ulpika [11:09]: xd
[11:10]: stONed/ulpikacalled a vote.
[11:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
stONed/ulpika [11:09]: PLS :)
[11:09]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:09]: Vote passed!
vo icy #hashtag [Warmup]: i did f1
stONed/rex [Warmup]: thanks
stONed/ulpika [Warmup]: thx <3
vo nomore #hangover [Warmup]: kick the 999
[11:32]: vo nomore #hangovercalled a vote.
[11:30]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
vo icy #hashtag [11:30]: XDD
vo eaves [11:28]: :D
vo nomore #hangover [11:26]: cmon he was lost xd
[10:33]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
vo icy #hashtag [10:08]: :>
vo icy #hashtag [10:08]: :>
vo icy #hashtag [10:08]: :>
[8:58]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:58]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:56]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
stONed/rex [7:13]: gg
[7:10]: stONed/Mp. connected
[7:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:04]: stONed/Mp. client communication failure
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:55
stONed/Mp. [Intermission]: sz*r net
[4:10]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:05]: stONed/Mp. connected
[3:57]: stONed/Mp. client communication failure
stONed/Mp. [3:50]: this connection
stONed/Mp. [3:48]: ...
[3:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:52]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
vo icy #hashtag [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:55)
stONed/ulpika [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: stONed/rex disconnected
vo nomore #hangover [Intermission]: too bad about ur inet
vo icy #hashtag [Intermission]: thx for the game
[Intermission]: vo eaves disconnected
stONed/Mp. [Intermission]: gg, majd tolunk újat,ha jó a netem :D

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