bukkake Paradise 69 vs LIKE A BOSS (2559 views)

20.04.14 14:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth <boss> eron 63 kills
Killing Spree <boss> ChilAx 10 frags without being killed
Accountant <boss> eron 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BUKKAKEP69FROXE 13 gibs
...and stay dead! BUKKAKEP69FROXE 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning <boss> eron 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BUKKAKEP69FROXE 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer <boss> ChilAx 190 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BUKKAKEP69KASA 354 damage per frag
What objective? <boss> eron 498 XP
Red Shirt BUKKAKEP69KASA 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BUKKAKEP69FROXE 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore <boss> ChilAx 152 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BUKKAKEP69FROXE 3 team kills
Gingerbread man <boss> eron 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
<boss> eron824986376710251169893041080/03/253/447/418612155
<boss> ChilAx76442526812002092399461540/03/045/404/8178139105
7994011514419104520937187651620/06/098/4011/818213085
BUKKAKEP69FROXE74385567613032310268105741240/02/246/5011/2183139413
BUKKAKEP69KASA513404282601208497103631250/00/440/503/11202126411
BUKKAKEP69627259815819044318765209372490/02/486/5014/11193133412
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron761091013300420611955180/00/010/90/0KDK/KDKK/DDK/DKDDK/DKDK
<boss> ChilAx4098820200619372143180/02/06/110/3DK/D/D/K/KDDDDDK/DKDDDKK/KDD
<boss> 5820718335001039984098360/02/016/200/3
BUKKAKEP69FROXE73591115101521522039650/00/18/94/0T/KDKDDKDDKK//DKK/KD/KKDDDK
BUKKAKEP69KASA85531214100619461959180/00/112/70/1XKDK/DD/K/KK/K/KDDKK/KDKDKD
BUKKAKEP697911223292011140983998830/00/220/164/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron73781115100517861731180/00/011/90/1DD/KK/D//DKDKDKDDKKDKK/KDK
<boss> ChilAx100728810031361147600/01/06/51/0/K/KDKKDD/DKKKKD
<boss> 871501923200831473207180/01/017/141/1
BUKKAKEP69FROXE5073714101714601512280/00/07/71/0/KK/DD/D//TDK/DKKKDDK/
BUKKAKEP69KASA538281500031747163500/00/17/101/2/DDKK/DKKXKKD/KDDDDDDKDD
BUKKAKEP695215515291011032073147280/00/114/172/2
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron100699901031379848360/00/07/42/1DKK/K/KKDKDKK/KSDD
<boss> ChilAx18388116100112221144360/00/011/50/0KKDDDK/KKKKKKDDKK
<boss> 1421572015110426011992720/00/018/92/1
BUKKAKEP69FROXE85776710001179149100/00/06/70/0KDKDDKDDDKKKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA304441310008131110180/00/03/111/2DDKDKDDDDKDDDDDDK
BUKKAKEP69581211020200019922601180/00/09/181/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron2245290000899888180/00/02/80/1DDKDDDDDKDD
<boss> ChilAx573747100185592100/00/04/60/0DDKDK/DKDKD
<boss> 4082616100117541809180/00/06/140/1
BUKKAKEP69FROXE16061853001105460100/00/08/40/0KKKKDK/DKKDKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA17554743002755115300/00/06/21/0K/D/KKKKDKK
BUKKAKEP6916811515960031809175400/00/014/61/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron121951714300103020169000/00/113/34/0KDKKDK/KK/K/KDK/KKK/K/D/KK/K/K/
<boss> ChilAx1759414870052042142900/00/012/22/1KDD///KKKKKKKKKK/KKK/D
<boss> 14818931221000155062311900/00/125/56/1
BUKKAKEP69FROXE3546617000418852570180/01/04/131/1DKDKDK/K/K/DDDDDX/DDDDDK
BUKKAKEP69KASA530119001112342492490/00/02/130/5/DDDDDDDDDDTDKDDDDDDD
BUKKAKEP692076736001531195062670/01/06/261/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<boss> eron871021416000325532192180/03/110/111/1DDDDDKKD/DKKKKDDDDKK/KK/KDKKKD
<boss> ChilAx365371900041822234800/00/06/111/4DDK/DKDDDKDDKDDDK/KD/DK/DD
<boss> 621552135000743754540180/03/116/222/5
BUKKAKEP69FROXE100691818701625382361130/01/113/105/1K/KKDK/KDKDKTK/KDDKK//KKK/DKDKDDKDDKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA58771017100820022014400/00/210/70/1KK/KDK/X/K/DDD/D/KK//DDKDKDK
BUKKAKEP697914628358011445404375530/01/323/175/2

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Player Chats
<boss> ChilAx [Countdown]: gl hf shoutout rezta
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: hfgl
[11:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:36]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:03]: this is not going as it should
<boss> eron [4:00]: :D
[3:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:06
<boss> eron [Countdown]: FUN
<boss> ChilAx [Countdown]: hf
<boss> eron [Countdown]: -capslockk
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:16]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:38]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
<boss> ChilAx [1:41]: xdddddddd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:06)
[8:56]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [4:01]: this is just sad
[1:38]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:21
<boss> eron [Intermission]: :)
<boss> ChilAx [Intermission]: AMAI
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: time to go inactive again
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: shit game
<boss> eron [Intermission]: xD
[6:28]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [3:52]: ..
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [3:50]: how lucky :D
<boss> eron [0:26]: gg
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:16]: bad game, let's go play some rtcw or LoL
<boss> eron [0:11]: nah
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:21)
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: sec
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: I get mappool
<boss> ChilAx [Intermission]: told y a, nice map
[7:00]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [3:06]: wow this game honestly sucks
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [2:44]: cant even win chilax in duel, seems legit
<boss> ChilAx [2:38]: thx
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [2:33]: not saying u cheat
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [2:29]: dont boost ur ego
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [2:22]: saying this game is utterly shit with hitboxes
[1:16]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:43
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: please make fast time, dont have to touch this game in ages again then :D
<boss> eron [3:02]: fucking hell
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [2:54]: yea my feelings exactly
[0:49]: The Doors are opening!!
<boss> eron [0:03]: :D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:01]: bg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:43)
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: was fun tho
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: v55
<boss> eron [Intermission]: ggs
<boss> eron [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected
<boss> ChilAx [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected

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