bukkake Paradise 69 vs #2b3.et (2716 views)

21.04.14 17:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [2b3] upload 30 kills
Killing Spree [2b3] upload 4 frags without being killed
Accountant [2b3] upload 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [2b3] M1TJA 6 gibs
...and stay dead! [2b3] M1TJA 26% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [2b3] upload 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [2b3] M1TJA 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer BUKKAKEP69FROXE 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BUKKAKEP69KASA 346 damage per frag
What objective? [2b3] upload 231 XP
Red Shirt [2b3] M1TJA 38 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BUKKAKEP69KASA 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [2b3] upload 244 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BUKKAKEP69FROXE 1 team kills
Gingerbread man BUKKAKEP69FROXE 10 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[2b3] M1TJA591792338611848845156830/01/119/264/221213225
[2b3] upload120231302461095455409500/04/225/111/218216445
[2b3] 834105362122117103399251830/05/244/115/219714835
BUKKAKEP69FROXE61132223630110379651521340/01/319/213/217314334
BUKKAKEP69KASA55170213751095455518700/02/218/231/326013737
BUKKAKEP69583024373811199251103391340/03/237/234/321714036
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[2b3] M1TJA5079612200315611846180/00/15/81/0D/KDDK/DKDDDKDK/DK
[2b3] upload617081330031914183100/00/18/90/0K/DDKDDDDDK/DK/KDDKKK
[2b3] 561491425500634753677180/00/213/171/0
BUKKAKEP69FROXE584771210059561498180/00/07/60/1K/K/DKK/K/DKDDK/DDD
BUKKAKEP69KASA9264121310062721197700/02/010/70/0D//KKDK/DKKDKK//KKKDKDK/D
BUKKAKEP697511119252001136773475180/02/017/130/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[2b3] M1TJA533581521031691189900/00/06/92/2DDDKD/KDDKK/DKDSDKK/DKD
[2b3] upload1859213721041900121500/01/111/01/1//KKKK/DKKK/KKKDKKKS
[2b3] 119127212242073591311400/01/117/93/3
BUKKAKEP69FROXE64449141015168318511160/01/16/83/0/KKDK/DKK/KDT/DK/DKDKDDD
BUKKAKEP69KASA264141511021431174000/00/04/100/3K/DDDDSDXDKDD/DDKDKD
BUKKAKEP69458513292117311435911160/01/110/183/3
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[2b3] M1TJA854367100189479400/01/05/60/0KDKDDKDKDDKK/
[2b3] upload2002621000033146900/01/01/00/1KKD
[2b3] 143698810011225126300/02/06/60/1
BUKKAKEP69FROXE601335000059478400/00/13/40/0KDKDDKDD
BUKKAKEP69KASA1002644200166944100/00/13/21/0DDKKK/KD
BUKKAKEP6980397920011263122500/00/26/61/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[2b3] M1TJA7522341011738617650/00/03/31/0DKKT/DKD
[2b3] upload23343731002131058000/02/05/20/0K/XKKKK/KDK
[2b3] 15465107201320481197650/02/08/51/0
BUKKAKEP69FROXE6028351000563101900/00/13/30/1DDKDKDKD
BUKKAKEP69KASA2039151000634102900/00/11/40/0KDDDDD
BUKKAKEP69406741020001197204800/00/24/70/1

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Player Chats
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: WAIT UPLI FOR 10mins
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: say "ruspki"
[2b3] M1TJA [Warmup]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2b3] upload [Warmup]: fucking shit ac
[2b3] M1TJA [Warmup]: :D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: for that I will kill you twice in a row m1tja
[2b3] M1TJA [Warmup]: :P
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: kasa > upli
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: me > m1tja
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: hfgl
[2b3] upload [Countdown]: we got nice teamplay
[2b3] M1TJA [Countdown]: glhf
[2b3] upload [Countdown]: :D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [11:58]: upload can only shoot kasa
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [11:58]: remember
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [11:54]: forfeit if u shoot me
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2b3] upload [8:55]: :XD
[8:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2b3] M1TJA [8:47]: ŽXdDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:44]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
BUKKAKEP69KASA [8:43]: :D
[8:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:05]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:18]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:41
[2b3] M1TJA [Intermission]: :d
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: why would upload even stay up?
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Intermission]: did not expect that lol
[2b3] upload [Intermission]: we were both up
[2b3] upload [Intermission]: :D
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: that was just utterly stupid
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Warmup]: no wonder I didnt expect anything :s
[2b3] upload [Countdown]: im still drunk so
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [Countdown]: kasa > all
[6:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:26]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:10]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:41)
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2b3] M1TJA [Warmup]: :D
[9:21]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [9:14]: upload plays like mongol in 2v2
[2b3] upload [9:11]: :XD
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:35]: The Axis have blown the Side Wall!
[2b3] M1TJA [8:23]: soz4ownage
[2b3] M1TJA [8:23]: soz4ownage
[2b3] upload [8:15]: wtf
[2b3] upload [8:15]: XD
[7:02]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:56]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:55]: gg
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [6:41]: this game sucks more than LoL
[6:27]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
[2:37]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:33]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[2b3] upload [1:20]: :XD
[0:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2b3] M1TJA [0:56]: XD
[0:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[0:56]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[0:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:56]: FIGHT!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:04]: close
[0:03]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
BUKKAKEP69FROXE [0:00]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected

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