bukkake Paradise 69 vs PussyFeissit (2459 views)

22.04.14 14:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth puFe nAku 30 kills
Killing Spree puFe nAku 4 frags without being killed
Accountant puFe nAku 91% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! puFe kasa 4 gibs
...and stay dead! puFe kasa 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning puFe kasa 22 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! puFe nAku 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bP69 PlAyer 104 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! puFe nAku 148 damage per frag
What objective? puFe nAku 140 XP
Red Shirt bP69 froxe 43 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? puFe nAku 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore puFe nAku 126 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut puFe nAku 1 team kills
Gingerbread man puFe nAku 15 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
puFe kasa671192639400727692805180/01/222/250/11077235
puFe nAku911403033301153420246240/01/222/136/11147547
puFe 7825956727012261895267220/02/244/136/11117446
bP69 PlAyer727228393001329703077720/03/120/191/21067945
bP69 froxe516922432001022973112180/01/117/241/41047226
bP69 6114150825002352676189900/04/137/242/41057636
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
puFe kasa751768200193183200/00/03/20/0DK/KKD
puFe nAku20031631000115076800/00/02/12/0KKKKD
puFe 13848121130012081160000/00/05/32/0
bP69 PlAyer116876200010741069360/00/03/20/0KDDKK
bP69 froxe3313390000526101200/00/00/30/2DDDDD
bP69 75211015200016002081360/00/03/50/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
puFe kasa681021116200418381973180/01/210/110/0DKDDKDD/D/K/DDKDDKKDXKDK/KKK
puFe nAku6410991420152270169440/01/28/61/1KDKDKK/DK/K/DDD/D/KDTDKK
puFe 662112030401941083667220/02/418/171/1
bP69 PlAyer70641217100818962008360/03/18/71/1KDK/KKDK/K//KDDK/K/KDKDK//DDD
bP69 froxe6456914200317712100180/01/18/100/0DKDKDDDKK/KDKKD/KDKDDD/
bP69 6712021313001136674108540/04/216/171/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
puFe kasa60091500020000/00/09/120/1K/KDKD/DDDKDDKDDDDKDKDKK
puFe nAku9301516000100000/00/012/63/0K/K/DKK/K/KD/KK/DKKD/KDDK/KK/K/
puFe 7702431000120000/00/021/183/1
bP69 PlAyer56091600050000/00/09/100/1DDKDDDK/K/D//DKK/KKKKDDDD
bP69 froxe500102000070000/00/09/111/2DKDKDDK//KK/DKDKD/KD/KD//DDDKD
bP69 5301936000120000/00/018/211/3

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Player Chats
[1:45]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
bP69 froxe [0:41]: vittu tää on bugine peli
bP69 froxe [0:37]: mun ruudussa olin sun vieressä
bP69 froxe [0:33]: ja kuolen naattii joka on siin tasanteella
puFe nAku [0:30]: Elisan netti.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:50)
[11:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:02]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:01]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
bP69 froxe [10:06]: justjoo
bP69 froxe [9:44]: 28 kutii jäi 8kutii
[9:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
bP69 froxe [9:42]: ja en muka tappanu sua
[8:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
bP69 froxe [8:36]: mitä vittua
[8:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
bP69 froxe [8:32]: tää peli on iha bugine paska
[8:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:56]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
bP69 froxe [4:13]: joo pitki pelata
[4:08]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
puFe kasa [4:08]: ?:D
bP69 froxe [3:59]: iha naurettavaa et joku m1tja nyt hävii viel teillekki iha 100-0
bP69 froxe [3:35]: removaan gtv
bP69 froxe [3:32]: mut saatte cG pisteet
[3:06]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:53
bP69 froxe [8:29]: 2min ja quittaan iha sama
[7:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:47]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
bP69 froxe [6:28]: että voi mennä tunteisii jotai naku vs
bP69 froxe [6:24]: osu yhtää kutia vittu
[6:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:18]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
bP69 froxe [1:49]: gg
[1:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
bP69 froxe [1:04]: joo gg
bP69 froxe [1:03]: laitan scoresit
[1:00]: bP69 froxe disconnected
bP69 PlAyer [0:55]: gg
[0:51]: bP69 PlAyer disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.