bukkake Paradise 69 vs #2b3.et (2750 views)

26.04.14 17:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [2b3] feres 38 kills
Killing Spree [B] wassab 10 frags without being killed
Accountant [2b3] feres 173% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [B] wassab 8 gibs
...and stay dead! BUKKAKEP69KASA 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [2b3] feres 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [B] wassab 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [2b3] feres 164 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BUKKAKEP69KASA 415 damage per frag
What objective? [2b3] feres 265 XP
Red Shirt BUKKAKEP69KASA 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BUKKAKEP69KASA 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [B] wassab 213 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BUKKAKEP69KASA 1 team kills
Gingerbread man BUKKAKEP69KASA 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX281291139400103141472600/00/19/262/328612129
BUKKAKEP69KASA3011715506011148756042730/01/114/361/2325121214
BUKKAKEP69292462689100121801610768730/01/123/363/2306121212
[2b3] feres17326538227001157903730180/01/035/102/215217093
[B] wassab1152623025811958334888130/01/127/133/1194188104
] 1425276847151120116238618310/02/162/135/1173179104
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX278962230041995340400/00/05/171/2DDDXK/DDDDD/DDKDDKDDDKDKDD//K
BUKKAKEP69KASA2867932501826023276370/01/19/210/2/DK//TDDDKD/D/DDDDDDDDKK///KDDDDKDDKKDKDDD
BUKKAKEP692815615548011245976680370/01/114/381/4
[2b3] feres25515123970033388190700/00/021/62/0KDKKKKKKKKKDKKDK/KDKDKK/KDKK/KKK
[B] wassab158144191251023292269000/01/116/72/1KKDKDKKKKKKKKK/DKDKKSKK/KDKDDDD
] 2072954221121056680459700/01/137/134/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX663346000272275400/00/03/31/1K/KDKD/KDD
BUKKAKEP69KASA50253610018751046360/00/02/51/0KDK/KDDDD
BUKKAKEP695858712100315971800360/00/05/82/1
[2b3] feres603935000268376800/00/03/20/2DD/KK/DKX
[B] wassab85536720131117829130/00/06/41/0DKK/DDKD/KK/TK
] 7392912201518001597130/00/09/61/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX20715100242456800/00/01/30/0D/K/DD
BUKKAKEP69KASA401225000164071900/00/02/40/0DD/DKKD
BUKKAKEP69301931010031064128700/00/03/70/0
[2b3] feres1664953000265036100/00/05/10/0KDKK/KK/
[B] wassab502424100263770300/00/02/20/0KK//DD
] 108737710041287106400/00/07/30/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX000600020000/00/10/30/0D//DDD
BUKKAKEP69KASA1413170001758100100/00/01/60/0/DDDDKDD
BUKKAKEP697131130003758100100/00/11/90/0
[2b3] feres140267500041069694180/01/06/10/0K/K/K/KDKK/K
[B] wassab1504132000278766600/00/03/00/0K/K/K
] 14567107000618561360180/01/09/10/0

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Player Chats
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [Warmup]: enjoy full wassabi
[2b3] feres [Warmup]: :D
[2b3] feres [Warmup]: m1tja came
[2b3] feres [Warmup]: this retard
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [Warmup]: :DDD
[2b3] feres [Warmup]: fu him
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [Warmup]: mongol
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [11:42]: no sk wassa?
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [11:40]: gg
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [11:39]: forfeit
[2b3] feres [11:29]: its m1tja undercover
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [11:21]: no :S
[9:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:46]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
BUKKAKEP^W69FRX [9:45]: phon
[9:45]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:45]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[9:45]: FIGHT!
[9:30]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:22]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:22]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:18]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:14]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:45]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:41]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:01]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:01]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:58 (original: 12:00)
[9:12]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:58]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:14]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:45
[0:00]: BUKKAKEP69FRX disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:45)
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected

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