zero Points! vs Skull Commando Squad (2229 views)

pl jiN
de mental
nl Testi
fi LORDI
si m1tja
nl timbolina
27.04.14 17:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth sCs.LoRd1 66 kills
Killing Spree 0P jiN 5 frags without being killed
Accountant 0P mental 81% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 0P mental 16 gibs
...and stay dead! sCs.t1Mbo 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning sCs.LoRd1 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! sCs.m1Tja 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer sCs.m1Tja 219 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! sCs.LoRd1 252 damage per frag
What objective? 0P jiN 379 XP
Red Shirt sCs.LoRd1 89 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 0P jiN 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore sCs.LoRd1 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sCs.m1Tja 2 team kills
Gingerbread man sCs.t1Mbo 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
0P mental8126062771600171324712793900/05/235/413/521416636
0P TSTi6828454809011612687130322540/02/135/441/223516347
0P jiN7837957737002112267101241120/03/242/381/1215139510
0P 7592317323032015438201359494560/010/2112/385/122115648
sCs.m1Tja553004786902219361125103440/01/337/375/319914547
sCs.t1Mbo59281447415012410564111881820/01/334/324/124015137
sCs.LoRd174319668910002316024145031090/03/453/440/224316336
sCs.6390015724934036835949382016350/05/4124/449/222715337
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
0P mental936828301200150225305180/00/09/140/2DDDKDKDDKDDKDKKDDKDDDDDKK/
0P TSTi721092636600464906059810/02/07/150/0/DD/DKKKDK/KKDDDDDDDKD/KDDKD
0P jiN72932129400445404004760/00/110/130/0KDK/K/DK/KDKDDDKKDDDDKKDD/DD
0P 7927075952200916052153681750/02/126/420/2
sCs.m1Tja317713416028359655163080/01/06/112/0DK/KDKDDKDDDK/T/D//DDK//K/DT
sCs.t1Mbo70892130900114775424600/00/114/41/0KK//K/KDD/K/KDKK/K/K/DK/KK/KK/D
sCs.LoRd1821103340400969976290730/00/123/120/1/K/KDKDDKDDKKDKKXK/DKKDK/KDKK/KK/DK/KDK/K/KKDX
sCs.612766711119022815368160523810/01/243/273/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
0P mental64981625300842813971720/03/213/140/2DKKKDDKD/DKDDKK//KDK/DKDKKKDD/DK/DKK/DD/DX
0P TSTi639614220014315641571730/00/114/151/2//D/DKK/KDDKKDDKDDDKDKDDKDDKDKDKDDKKT
0P jiN461371430200938663878180/00/014/200/1D/DDD/KDKDKK/KD/K/KK//KDDDD/DDDDK/KDDDKDDKDK
0P 5833144775012111303120062630/03/341/491/5
sCs.m1Tja1231222621300739183784180/00/223/123/0/KD/KKKKDDKKKKDDDKDK/KDDKKK/K/KD/KDKDKKKKDKK/KD
sCs.t1Mbo609612202017287232721820/01/010/132/0/DKK/DDKDDDDTDD/DK/KDKKKK//DK/KKD
sCs.LoRd172110182540085216424700/02/116/160/1K/K/D/KD/KDKDKDKDKKKXDKDKKDDK//K/DDKDD/KKDDD
sCs.8532856669012212006113032000/03/349/415/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
0P mental8194182210083944351700/02/013/133/1DKK/K/K/KDDKKDKDKD/K/KK/KDD/DDKKDK/KKDDD
0P TSTi6379142230083041281600/00/014/140/0/DKDD/KDDKDDDDK//K/K/KK/DKDKDKKKK/DD
0P jiN1571492214100838612242180/03/118/51/0KK/K/KKKKDKD/KKKK/K/DK/KDKD/KKKKK/DK
0P 100322545850024108468575180/05/145/324/1
sCs.m1Tja33101824000618473210180/00/18/140/3/DDDDDK/KDDKD//KKDDD/DDKK/DDDDDK
sCs.t1Mbo4596112440062917367000/00/210/151/1K/DDDDDDKKDK//DDD//KDDDKKDDK/DKDKKD
sCs.LoRd162991524200638113966360/01/214/160/0KDK/DK//KDK/KDKDKDDDD/KKDK/DKDKDDDDDDKK
sCs.47296347260018857510846540/01/532/451/4

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Player Chats
sCs.LoRd1 [Warmup]: :D plz l0ws
[11:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
0P TSTi [11:41]: My body is READY!!
[11:12]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:02]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
sCs.LoRd1 [9:55]: |>D
[9:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
sCs.LoRd1 [9:02]: sure
sCs.LoRd1 [8:58]: i call bs
[8:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:35]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.LoRd1 [5:16]: pussy
0P TSTi [4:42]: scared the shit out of me
0P TSTi [4:40]: jeez
sCs.LoRd1 [4:40]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [4:11]: pussy
0P mental [3:53]: well now i know where to go
[3:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
0P mental [3:51]: after 3min
[3:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sCs.LoRd1 [3:17]: xd
sCs.m1Tja [3:00]: XD
sCs.LoRd1 [2:59]: :D
[2:28]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
sCs.LoRd1 [2:25]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [1:37]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [1:37]: soz4ownage
0P mental [0:40]: WELL
0P mental [0:37]: dat map
sCs.LoRd1 [0:36]: :D
[0:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
sCs.LoRd1 [Intermission]: cant believe i let u fh me on this map
sCs.LoRd1 [Intermission]: impossibble
0P mental [Intermission]: seems like its your homemap
sCs.LoRd1 [Intermission]: yes
sCs.LoRd1 [Countdown]: soz4ownage
sCs.t1Mbo [Countdown]: glhf brN
0P mental [Countdown]: ty
0P jiN [11:56]: :XD
sCs.LoRd1 [10:46]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [10:09]: MITJA LOL
sCs.LoRd1 [10:07]: BOT
sCs.m1Tja [10:04]: gg
sCs.t1Mbo [10:03]: REKT
sCs.LoRd1 [8:58]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [8:45]: no engi g
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
sCs.LoRd1 [8:18]: xD
sCs.LoRd1 [8:15]: dat panic by me
sCs.LoRd1 [8:10]: oh god
[8:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
0P jiN [7:39]: :XD
[7:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
sCs.LoRd1 [7:02]: HAHAHAH
sCs.LoRd1 [7:01]: HAHAHAH
sCs.LoRd1 [6:59]: HAHAHA
sCs.LoRd1 [6:59]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [6:59]: soz4ownage
[6:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sCs.LoRd1 [6:53]: FUCKIN TIMBO
[6:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
0P jiN [6:51]: :XD
sCs.LoRd1 [6:43]: u knew that was gonna ha[ppen jin_
sCs.LoRd1 [6:42]: ?
sCs.LoRd1 [6:37]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [6:35]: oh god
[6:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
sCs.LoRd1 [5:57]: :D
[5:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
0P mental [4:08]: fop in 3o3
sCs.t1Mbo [4:01]: potato
sCs.LoRd1 [3:29]: :D
[2:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
sCs.LoRd1 [1:31]: :D
0P jiN [0:50]: XD
sCs.LoRd1 [0:26]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [0:24]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [0:24]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [0:02]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
0P TSTi [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
0P jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
0P jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
sCs.m1Tja [10:04]: xd
sCs.LoRd1 [9:59]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [9:36]: :D
sCs.LoRd1 [9:03]: WTFu donmt spawn 6?
[8:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
sCs.LoRd1 [8:27]: soz4ownage
[8:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
sCs.t1Mbo [8:09]: im handsome
sCs.LoRd1 [8:08]: no
sCs.t1Mbo [8:05]: sorry
sCs.LoRd1 [8:03]: k
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: soz4ownage
[5:55]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:55]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: did u plan to pause at 5:55
0P TSTi [5:55]: ANticheat stopped working midgame
[5:55]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
0P TSTi [5:55]: great anticheat
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: hows that possible
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: and how u know it stopped
[5:55]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
0P TSTi [5:55]: bewerking voltooid: error 505
0P jiN [5:55]: cheats told him
0P TSTi [5:55]: it gave a bliep
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: u got banned
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: get new 3rd now
[5:55]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
0P jiN [5:55]: i want mitja
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: we dont rly care, fix it after map if u fh
[5:55]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
0P mental [5:55]: so u allow it
[5:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
0P mental [5:55]: ok
[5:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
sCs.m1Tja [5:55]: ye
[5:55]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
0P TSTi [5:55]: it is working again
sCs.m1Tja [5:55]: hf
[5:55]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
0P TSTi [5:55]: :D
0P jiN [5:55]: hehe
[5:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:55]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
sCs.LoRd1 [5:55]: i want mitjas sister naked on my table and i take her from behind while she moans like a fucking cat
[5:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
0P TSTi [5:55]: doesnt amtter if you allwoP
[5:55]: FIGHT!
0P mental [4:49]: xD
[4:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:27]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
sCs.LoRd1 [3:02]: xD
sCs.LoRd1 [3:01]: soz4ownage
0P jiN [1:31]: nice hits
sCs.LoRd1 [1:30]: :D
0P jiN [1:29]: u retarded mongol
0P jiN [1:27]: with ur serverf
sCs.t1Mbo [1:26]: xdd
0P jiN [1:25]: go suck my dick
0P jiN [1:22]: good mood :)
sCs.LoRd1 [1:22]: :D
sCs.t1Mbo [1:19]: good mood
sCs.LoRd1 [1:18]: soz4ownage
sCs.LoRd1 [1:18]: soz4ownage
sCs.m1Tja [1:11]: niggro dont be mad
sCs.LoRd1 [1:06]: #rekt #SuicideLine #AssertingDominance
0P jiN [1:06]: im not :)
sCs.m1Tja [1:04]: better team wqon
sCs.m1Tja [1:02]: won
0P mental [0:55]: well you play ufo
sCs.m1Tja [0:50]: and u fullholded us
sCs.m1Tja [0:49]: :D
0P TSTi [0:48]: better lordi won:P
0P TSTi [0:47]: :P
[0:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:12 (original: 12:00)
sCs.LoRd1 [Intermission]: (:
sCs.LoRd1 [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: 0P mental disconnected
[Intermission]: Tst disconnected
[Intermission]: sCs.m1Tja disconnected

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