turbot vs Keyboard Warriors (3458 views)

fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi twidi
nl motif
nl mize
nl rezhni
01.05.14 23:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth >>KW<< motifje 70 kills
Killing Spree >>KW<< maSter$0N 6 frags without being killed
Accountant >>KW<< motifje 99% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>KW<< motifje 16 gibs
...and stay dead! >>KW<< Holypala 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning >>KW<< maSter$0N 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>KW<< motifje 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer >>KW<< motifje 192 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT TWIDI 288 damage per frag
What objective? >>KW<< maSter$0N 465 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT VOKKI 81 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT VOKKI 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT TWIDI 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut >>KW<< maSter$0N 2 team kills
Gingerbread man >>KW<< motifje 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius61327498070018932912697360/00/447/502/819015936
TURBOT VOKKI5841247815001710422118421090/02/444/521/922214649
TURBOT TWIDI563144477311201198012727920/01/538/456/727216338
TURBOT 59105314023815115531731372662370/03/5129/459/722815638
>>KW<< Holypala703074666130020897695171260/01/242/423/419514437
>>KW<< maSter$0N97465676910022014924108742440/07/052/4510/422315864
>>KW<< motifje9644870711620241336611340720/06/252/4112/219115557
>>KW<< 88122018320639226437266317314420/014/2146/4125/220315256
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius9079192110052947348100/00/018/141/2D/KKKD/KDKDK/KDDDKKKDKDKDKK/KDDKK/KDKDDD
TURBOT VOKKI5996132230082960338300/01/311/81/3/KKD/KDKKDKKK//KKDDK/KDDDD/D/D/KDDD
TURBOT TWIDI65841523200938703328180/01/312/92/2DK/KK/DDK/K/DKD/DKKDK/K/KDKDDK/KK/DDDD
TURBOT 71259476660022977710192180/02/641/314/7
>>KW<< Holypala55941018600122852666360/01/28/141/2KK/DDDDKKDDDKKKDDDDKDDDXDDDKK
>>KW<< maSter$0N721151318301039853563300/03/09/172/1DDKDDDKDDDDKKDKDKDDKDKKDTKDDKKDK
>>KW<< motifje1051332120310739223548360/03/114/104/1DKDK/DKK//DD/K/DDKK/KDKKKDDKKKKSDDKKK/KKK
>>KW<< 773424456121181019297771020/07/331/417/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius52911325200523113784180/00/413/140/2DDDDDDKDK/D/KDKDKKDKDKKKD///DKDDDKDDDK
TURBOT VOKKI2799622000220773200360/00/06/170/4DDKKDDDDDDDKDDKDD/KXDDKDDD/DD
TURBOT TWIDI2873725001829033678380/00/16/162/0//DKDD/KDKDKD/DDKDDDDK/KT/DDDDD//
TURBOT 36263267220115729110662920/00/525/472/6
>>KW<< Holypala57641119200921962182360/00/010/91/1/KK/D/DK/KD/KDDKKK/KDD//DDK/KD
>>KW<< maSter$0N15213929192001147762712180/03/023/73/1K/K/KDKK/K/K/DK/KKDKKD/KKDKKKD/K/KK/KKKKKKDK/KKD
>>KW<< motifje113121171550073690239700/02/013/82/0KK/DKKKKDKDKKK/KDDDKDD/KK//KK/K/
>>KW<< 107324575390027106627291540/05/046/246/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius6897111610041893245300/00/011/100/2DDKDDDKDK/K/DKDDKKK/K/DDDKK
TURBOT VOKKI55126112000022591255900/00/011/180/0DDDKDKDDDDDKKD/KDDDKDKDKD/KDKKD
TURBOT TWIDI71861014100226942712360/00/19/111/0DDKDDKKDKDDKKDD/DDK/KKDK
TURBOT 653093250200871787724360/00/131/391/2
>>KW<< Holypala87791416100718972190180/00/014/90/1K/KKDKKK/KKK///KDDDK/DK/XDKDDKD
>>KW<< maSter$0N1001181515101433292280740/00/014/102/1KKDKDKKDK/DK/K/KDKKDKD/DTDKDKKD
>>KW<< motifje61811321400924982708180/01/011/121/0K/DKK/KDK/DD/DD/K/KKDK/K/KD/DKDKDD
>>KW<< 83278425260120772471781100/01/039/313/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius3360618300421782979180/00/05/121/2D/DKDDDDDK//DDK/DKKDDKDD
TURBOT VOKKI100911717200527942700730/01/116/90/2KK/KDKKDDDDKDKDD//KKK/DDK/KKKKDKDK
TURBOT TWIDI8071121501012513300900/00/011/91/5KSKKKDDKDKDDKKD/DKDKKDDDDDKD
TURBOT 7122235505101074858688910/01/132/302/9
>>KW<< Holypala84701113400325982479360/00/010/101/0K/KDDKKDDKDK/DKDKDKDDK/K
>>KW<< maSter$0N589310174005283423191220/01/06/113/1DDDDKDKKK/KK/KD//KDD/KDDKDD
>>KW<< motifje1261131915410132562687180/00/114/115/1DDKKKDKK/KDKDKKKDDDKKDKKDKDKKDKDSK
>>KW<< 89276404512109868874851760/01/130/329/2

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Player Chats
>>KW<< motifje [Warmup]: whats he doing
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: quit
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: he left
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: :D
>>KW<< motifje [Warmup]: so what now
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: roommate prolly came home so he had to go
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: we got new 3rd
>>KW<< motifje [Warmup]: we dont allow
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: Its not about what u want
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: gg
>>KW<< motifje [Warmup]: everything is about what i want
>>KW<< motifje [Warmup]: iam motif
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
TURBOT TWIDI [Warmup]: finally
[7:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
>>KW<< maSter$0N [7:13]: ja
[7:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
>>KW<< motifje [6:47]: really
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
>>KW<< Holypala [3:18]: that was something new
[3:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
>>KW<< Holypala [3:16]: xd
TURBOT VOKKI [3:15]: :D
TURBOT Swanidius [1:35]: vittu mitä paskaa
[1:13]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:46
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT Swanidius [10:26]: jaa?
[5:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:15]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:08]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:49]: asd connected
[1:33]: Axis team locked from spectators by >>KW<< motifje
[1:20]: asd disconnected
[1:20]: asd connected
[1:11]: asd disconnected
[0:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by TURBOT Swanidius
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:46)
>>KW<< Holypala [Intermission]: holyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>KW<< motifje [Intermission]: we have holy
>>KW<< maSter$0N [Intermission]: healing powers
>>KW<< Holypala [Intermission]: +3 healing
[9:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:21]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:44]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:42]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:16]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:43
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:51]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:48]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:21]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
>>KW<< motifje [0:46]: XD
[0:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:06 (original: 9:43)
[Intermission]: TURBOT TWIDI disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< Holypala disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected

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