turbot vs LIKE A BOSS (5376 views)
Swanidius
vokki
twidi
walle
Statti
Metsuri
vokki
twidi
walle
Statti
Metsuri
aNGER
ChilAx
eron
r4pZ
spiROZE
constan
ChilAx
eron
r4pZ
spiROZE
constan
02.05.14 20:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | TURBOT WALLE | 101 kills |
Killing Spree | TURBOT WALLE | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | TURBOT STATTI | 108% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | TURBOT VOKKI | 28 gibs |
...and stay dead! | boss - ERONNNN | 44% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | boss - ZPAR | 82 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ^CTURBOT METSU | 45 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | TURBOT SWANI | 145 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | boss - ERONNNN | 209 damage per frag |
What objective? | TURBOT WALLE | 526 XP |
Red Shirt | boss - spiROZE | 106 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | boss - ChilAx | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | boss - ChilAx | 166 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | TURBOT VOKKI | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | TURBOT SWANI | 31 /kills |
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TURBOT STATTI [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - spiROZE [Countdown]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [Countdown]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [Countdown]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [Countdown]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
TURBOT TWIDI [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - ERONNNN [Countdown]: | :D |
^CTURBOT METSU [Countdown]: | hf =) |
boss - ZPAR [14:57]: | st |
[14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
boss - spiROZE [5:47]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - ZPAR [5:42]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [5:42]: | :D |
[4:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
^CTURBOT METSU [3:59]: | enemy undressing |
TURBOT SWANI [3:41]: | XD |
[3:39]: | Allies team locked by boss - spiROZE |
TURBOT SWANI [3:38]: | vokki hates me |
[3:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:31]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[3:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[2:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
boss - ZPAR [1:31]: | GGS |
boss - ZPAR [1:12]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:12]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:12]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [1:11]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [1:11]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [1:06]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [1:06]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:05]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:05]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:04]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [1:04]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [1:02]: | THAHAHA |
^CTURBOT METSU [1:00]: | :-) |
[0:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
boss - ERONNNN [0:28]: | gg |
^CTURBOT METSU [0:06]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
boss - spiROZE [Warmup]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [Warmup]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
^CTURBOT METSU [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - constan<3base [Countdown]: | HF |
boss - aNGER [Countdown]: | atleast it's a faster game than yesterday :D |
boss - ZPAR [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - constan<3base [Countdown]: | xD |
^CTURBOT METSU [Countdown]: | :-) |
boss - ERONNNN [Countdown]: | :D |
boss - spiROZE [14:58]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [14:58]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
boss - spiROZE [14:58]: | WE GAAN ULLE NEN DIKKE SANDWICH GEVEN !!!!!!! |
[14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:38]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
TURBOT SWANI [13:52]: | this vokki |
[13:51]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[13:46]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
boss - spiROZE [12:47]: | monster |
[12:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:23]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
TURBOT SWANI [12:06]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
boss - constan<3base [12:04]: | xD |
boss - spiROZE [12:04]: | xD |
boss - spiROZE [12:04]: | xD |
TURBOT SWANI [12:02]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
TURBOT SWANI [12:00]: | vittu |
[11:56]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
boss - spiROZE [11:55]: | i was gonna heal |
[11:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
TURBOT SWANI [11:51]: | :DD |
[10:48]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[10:38]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
boss - aNGER [10:03]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [10:02]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [10:02]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [10:02]: | :D |
[10:00]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[9:59]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[9:46]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
boss - aNGER [9:13]: | XD geen mines, niets XD |
TURBOT SWANI [8:55]: | :DDD |
boss - ERONNNN [8:52]: | :D |
[7:48]: | boss - spiROZEcalled a vote. |
[7:45]: | Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 5.000000) |
boss - ZPAR [7:38]: | metsu |
boss - ZPAR [7:37]: | sup |
boss - ZPAR [7:35]: | xd |
boss - ZPAR [7:26]: | ggs |
[7:08]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 7:51 (original: 15:00) |
boss - spiROZE [Intermission]: | metsu mvp |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | Metsuri went to brush teeths |
boss - ERONNNN [Warmup]: | :DDDDDDDD |
boss - ChilAx [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - ChilAx [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - aNGER [Warmup]: | XDDDDDDDD |
boss - ChilAx [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - ChilAx [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - constan<3base [Warmup]: | :) |
boss - spiROZE [Warmup]: | 88riflenades + 28nades |
boss - spiROZE [Warmup]: | gg |
boss - ERONNNN [Warmup]: | ur sister without hair |
boss - aNGER [Warmup]: | xD |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | dat faggot |
boss - ZPAR [Warmup]: | kapot: wat is je kale zuster in het engels |
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: | 60 NADES |
[Countdown]: | Vote FAILED! (Start Match ) |
boss - constan<3base [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - ZPAR [Countdown]: | hf |
boss - ChilAx [Countdown]: | fun |
[11:15]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
TURBOT SWANI [11:10]: | wat :D |
[11:10]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[11:04]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:58]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:58]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[10:57]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:29]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[10:01]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:08]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[8:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:14]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
boss - aNGER [8:12]: | OH THAT NADE BLOCK |
boss - aNGER [8:10]: | so lucky xD |
[7:55]: | Axis team locked by boss - spiROZE |
[6:14]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:45 |
boss - aNGER [Intermission]: | jag :DDDDDDDDDD |
TURBOT SWANI [Intermission]: | what did u guys do in west |
TURBOT SWANI [Intermission]: | :s |
boss - ZPAR [Intermission]: | tacs |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | nothing |
boss - spiROZE [Intermission]: | demo's after war pls |
boss - ERONNNN [Warmup]: | :D |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | I was 17 hp there |
boss - aNGER [Warmup]: | i'm getting raped only :( pff |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | with uni |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
boss - ZPAR [Warmup]: | eron likes to get raped by better teams |
boss - ERONNNN [Warmup]: | :D |
^CTURBOT METSU [Warmup]: | I like to get raped irl |
boss - ERONNNN [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [Warmup]: | :D |
boss - constan<3base [Warmup]: | I know |
boss - constan<3base [Countdown]: | :) |
boss - aNGER [Countdown]: | expected XD |
boss - aNGER [4:26]: | xdddddddddddd |
boss - aNGER [4:13]: | I thought that switch came from the house lol |
boss - spiROZE [3:52]: | metsu been training |
[3:29]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[3:21]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[2:44]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[2:38]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
boss - spiROZE [2:37]: | xD |
boss - spiROZE [2:37]: | xD |
boss - spiROZE [2:37]: | xD |
boss - ZPAR [2:36]: | :D |
boss - ZPAR [2:36]: | :D |
TURBOT SWANI [0:36]: | :D! |
TURBOT SWANI [0:36]: | :D! |
TURBOT SWANI [0:36]: | :D! |
TURBOT SWANI [0:36]: | :D! |
TURBOT SWANI [0:36]: | :D! |
boss - spiROZE [0:35]: | :DDD |
boss - constan<3base [0:35]: | dat |
boss - spiROZE [0:31]: | wtf is this |
TURBOT SWANI [0:29]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
boss - ZPAR [0:28]: | GG |
TURBOT SWANI [0:25]: | ahhahaha |
boss - constan<3base [0:19]: | nice shot lal |
TURBOT SWANI [0:12]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDD |
TURBOT SWANI [0:09]: | best rifle eu |
boss - constan<3base [0:06]: | :D |
boss - ERONNNN [0:03]: | adler for fun? |
TURBOT SWANI [0:00]: | Ok |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:45) |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | C |
boss - constan<3base [Intermission]: | cu fragmovie |
TURBOT TWIDI [Intermission]: | gg iron benched from team fin |
TURBOT SWANI [Intermission]: | gg |
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: | 3rd? |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | adler? |
TURBOT SWANI [Intermission]: | y |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | k |
boss - ChilAx [Intermission]: | ok |
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: | sos secret weapon |
^CTURBOT METSU [Intermission]: | penis |
boss - spiROZE [Warmup]: | if we make it to 4-4 we play decider |
[8:48]: | The Doors are opening!! |
boss - ERONNNN [8:09]: | :D |
[8:05]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
^CTURBOT METSU [8:03]: | :-) |
^CTURBOT METSU [8:03]: | :-) |
[7:36]: | Allies team locked by boss - spiROZE |
[5:51]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
boss - constan<3base [5:38]: | LOL |
boss - spiROZE [5:27]: | xD |
boss - ZPAR [5:27]: | :D |
TURBOT STATTI [5:27]: | xDDD |
boss - ZPAR [5:27]: | :D |
boss - spiROZE [5:24]: | 1-1 |
[4:15]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
^CTURBOT METSU [2:08]: | igieu |
boss - spiROZE [2:05]: | xD |
^CTURBOT METSU [1:56]: | :D |
[1:45]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:14 |
TURBOT SWANI [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
boss - aNGER [Countdown]: | hf |
TURBOT TWIDI [8:12]: | hf |
TURBOT SWANI [7:40]: | XD |
boss - aNGER [7:37]: | HAHAHA |
boss - aNGER [7:37]: | XD |
TURBOT TWIDI [7:36]: | :D:D |
boss - constan<3base [7:35]: | lol |
TURBOT SWANI [7:33]: | hahahahah |
TURBOT TWIDI [7:31]: | swani such beast |
[7:30]: | The Doors are opening!! |
TURBOT SWANI [7:28]: | :D:D:D they said "Purkaa" |
TURBOT SWANI [7:22]: | "defusing" |
TURBOT SWANI [7:20]: | gg... nice lie |
[7:16]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:16]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[6:27]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:19]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:08]: | Main blast door opening! |
boss - spiROZE [5:37]: | gvd |
[4:54]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:19 (original: 8:14) |
boss - ZPAR [Intermission]: | gg |
TURBOT TWIDI [Intermission]: | ggs |
boss - aNGER [Intermission]: | fucking charge xD |
boss - spiROZE [Intermission]: | 4tgh |
boss - constan<3base [Intermission]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | boss - constan<3base disconnected |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | fr0st? |
[Intermission]: | TURBOT TWIDI disconnected |
boss - aNGER [Intermission]: | wp! |
[Intermission]: | boss - aNGER disconnected |
^CTURBOT METSU [Intermission]: | et_ufo? |
TURBOT SWANI [Intermission]: | geegee |
boss - ERONNNN [Intermission]: | bibuy |
boss - ZPAR [Intermission]: | yes |
boss - ZPAR [Intermission]: | ufo |
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