bukkake Paradise 69 vs One Way (2263 views)

04.05.14 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BUKKAKEP69KASA 46 kills
Killing Spree BUKKAKEP69KASA 4 frags without being killed
Accountant BUKKAKEP69KASA 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 11 gibs
...and stay dead! BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BUKKAKEP69KASA 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer BUKKAKEP69KASA 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 1| cONY 253 damage per frag
What objective? BUKKAKEP69KASA 244 XP
Red Shirt 1| cONY 53 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 1| cONY 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 160 damage per death
Gingerbread man 1| IBELONGTOJESUS 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
1| cONY43162235371095290706000/01/419/363/423013147
1| IBELONGTOJESUS6221132526001664547595720/03/228/311/320214636
1| 52373551051310251174414655720/04/247/314/321613947
BUKKAKEP69KASA100244464531015782659401000/05/238/243/317012945
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE85223344011001468295804180/01/229/234/120114533
BUKKAKEP6993467808514102914655117441180/06/267/237/118613744
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| cONY281227100366888300/00/11/31/0K//DDK/DD
1| IBELONGTOJESUS1202465000186773100/02/04/40/0KKKDKD/DKKD
1| 743681210041535161400/02/15/71/0
BUKKAKEP69KASA663146000364053900/01/13/20/0DDKD//K/KK
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE663346000197499600/00/14/30/1DKDKKDK/DD
BUKKAKEP69666481200041614153500/01/27/50/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| cONY3715380000710115900/00/03/60/2KDDKDDDDKDD
1| IBELONGTOJESUS5029480002866126900/00/04/60/0//KDKDDDDKKD
1| 444471600021576242800/00/07/120/2
BUKKAKEP69KASA13343860003121162600/00/07/31/0DKKDK/K/KKK/DK
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE12035651001121795000/00/05/41/0K/DKDKKKDKD
BUKKAKEP6912778141110042428157600/00/012/72/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| cONY338182441031995295900/00/37/171/1DDKDDDDKDDDKDKDDK/DDKDDSDDD/KDKD/
1| IBELONGTOJESUS40831025300623733678180/01/28/151/2D/KK//DDDDKK/KDD/DDDKDDDDKKKDDDD/DK
1| 371641849710943686637180/01/515/322/3
BUKKAKEP69KASA15610725161007367024461000/04/020/71/2KDDKKKDKKKDKKKKDKDKDKK/KK//KK/KK/DDKK/KK/
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE83791518700929671922180/01/112/82/0KK/K/KD/K/KDDDKK//K/KD/KK/DKKDDKD
BUKKAKEP69120186403480016663743681180/05/132/153/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| cONY7154101420031917205900/01/08/101/1DDDKD/KK//DDKKKKDKDKDKDD
1| IBELONGTOJESUS85751214300723481917540/00/012/60/1/K/DK/KDDKDDK/KK//KDK/KKKD
1| 7812922285001042653976540/01/020/161/2
BUKKAKEP69KASA526391721022305232900/00/18/121/1K/DKSKDKD/KDDKDDDDDKKDDDKD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE817691130031671193600/00/08/81/0/KDKKDKD/KDDKD/KDDKK
BUKKAKEP6967139182851053976426500/00/116/202/1

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Player Chats
1| IBELONGTOJESUS [9:58]: HF
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [9:22]: gettin powned
[8:18]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
1| cONY [6:24]: xd
[6:18]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:41
1| cONY [Intermission]: i said froxe :D
1| cONY [Intermission]: too pro :D
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Intermission]: I aim so bad now :D
1| cONY [Countdown]: but kassa too good :D
1| cONY [1:12]: : (
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:41)
[Countdown]: 1| cONYis ready!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:50]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
1| cONY [8:54]: xd
[8:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
1| cONY [5:38]: REVIVE SKILL
[5:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
1| cONY [1:53]: Hillsong info:Go home go home cONY
[1:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:38]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:21
1| cONY [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO 1 VIEWERS
1| cONY [Countdown]: :D
1| cONY [Countdown]: s*
[10:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:05]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:05]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:03]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:50]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:56]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:40]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
1| cONY [3:14]: GG
1| cONY [3:13]: XD
[3:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:05]: gg
[3:04]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:04]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:17 (original: 11:21)
[Intermission]: 1| cONY disconnected
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected

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