bukkake Paradise 69 vs rOLLERCOASTERS (2315 views)

05.05.14 20:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth rCyiii 65 kills
Killing Spree BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 9 frags without being killed
Accountant rCxoiiu 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! rCyiii 12 gibs
...and stay dead! BUKKAKEP69KASA 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning rCyiii 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! rCyiii 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer rCyiii 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BUKKAKEP69KASA 249 damage per frag
What objective? rCyiii 460 XP
Red Shirt BUKKAKEP69KASA 93 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BUKKAKEP69KASA 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore rCxoiiu 150 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut rCxoiiu 4 team kills
Gingerbread man BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BUKKAKEP69KASA413403993720248538104241040/01/435/583/721911048
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE59340498390227910710023330/05/344/512/218612197
BUKKAKEP69496808817616225117645204471370/06/379/515/220311678
rCxoiiu973925860804211004289771240/16/454/342/317315077
rCyiii9446065681213181040586682871/02/358/487/216012644
rC9585212312820173920447176454111/08/3112/489/216713866
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69KASA54821222200112220213900/00/012/110/1K//DK/DXKDKD/DKD/K/K/DKK/D/K/KKD/DD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE1008618183011027112471170/02/117/60/1KK/K/K/K/TDKDDKDDK/KDK/KK/K/K/DKK/DKK
BUKKAKEP697716830405012149314610170/02/129/170/2
rCxoiiu3376618201323522597390/01/26/140/0DD/DDTKDDD/KD/DXDKDDKDDKKD
rCyiii68941319201422582334590/00/012/162/0D/DK/DKXKKDKK/KKDKDKDDDKTDDDDK/DKD
rC511701937402746104931980/01/218/302/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69KASA1773528110619713135180/00/15/170/4DDDDD/KDD/DKDDDDDDKDDSKD/D//DKD/DX
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE3380927201523723155160/01/28/191/1DDDDDK/DKDDDDKKKDK/DDDK/DDDK/DDDDD/KT
BUKKAKEP692515314553111143436290340/01/313/361/5
rCxoiiu12610219151031030502197670/03/018/51/0KKT//KKDKDTTK/K/KDKKK/KK/KD/K//KKK/KD
rCyiii1711122414610432402146180/01/219/94/1K/KKXKK/KDKKXKKX/KDDDKDKKDKKKDKKK/DKKDKKS
rC14921443297131462904343850/04/237/145/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69KASA39116923110124192800360/00/18/191/1KDDKDDDDKDDKDDDDDDDDKDDD/KSKDDKK
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE267462330061960239900/00/06/170/0DDDK/DD/DDKDDKDDDDDDK/KDK///D
BUKKAKEP69331901546410743795199360/00/114/361/1
rCxoiiu176128231350062620211600/11/021/71/1KDKK/KKKDDKK/KK/KKKKKKXKKDK/K/KKD/DKDX
rCyiii8815515172029257922632101/00/016/80/0KKDKKKDK//K/DK/KDT/K/KK/K/DDD/KKDT
rC132283383070215519943792101/11/037/151/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BUKKAKEP69KASA65691320300619282350500/01/210/112/1DD/DKDK/K/DKDDDK/D/DKKKK/KDKDKDKD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE106100161510062064199800/02/013/91/0KKKKKKKKK/K/DDDKDK/K//DK/KDDDKD
BUKKAKEP698616929354001239924348500/03/223/203/1
rCxoiiu71861014000220202067180/01/29/80/2DDDDD/KKK/KKDKDDDDKKDDKK
rCyiii7299131820012328192500/01/111/151/1KDKDKDDDDKDKDKKDDDKD/KDDDKKDKKD
rC721852332200343483992180/02/320/231/3

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Player Chats
rCyiii [Warmup]: dunno this one
BUKKAKEP69KASA [Warmup]: rupp
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [11:56]: hf
[11:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:10]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[7:40]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:06]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[1:06]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:54
rCyiii [Warmup]: cant believe you pick such map in 2o2
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Warmup]: ?
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Countdown]: cant believe u pick gr in 2v2 :s
[10:43]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:43]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[10:43]: FIGHT!
[9:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:02]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[9:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:23]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[8:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rCyiii [6:51]: gg
[6:09]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [5:24]: XDD
[4:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[4:24]: FIGHT!
BUKKAKEP69KASA [0:39]: o>_
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [0:34]: miracle pause
rCyiii [0:27]: you paused
rCyiii [0:25]: :s
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [0:20]: you paused and since then we only got 4 kills
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:54)
rCyiii [Intermission]: wonder what pause have to do with miracles
rCyiii [Intermission]: has*
[9:49]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:12]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:39]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:07]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
rCyiii [0:25]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[9:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:48]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [5:22]: just for lulz, I go for cp u turn back :D
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [5:13]: not like I could have been somewhere at the truck
rCyiii [5:07]: saw you runningup
rCyiii [5:06]: lmoa
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [5:04]: DDDDD
[3:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:30]: Xd
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:28]: honestly
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:15]: this is like playing vs upload
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:13]: hs every corner :S
rCyiii [2:43]: but we're not on the bann list soz
[2:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:22 (original: 12:00)
rCyiii [Intermission]: ggs
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Intermission]: doesnt mean u couldnt be cheating does it :D
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Intermission]: anyhoo
rCyiii [Intermission]: :DDDDD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected

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