wiSe-guys vs Keyboard Warriors (4071 views)

pl ridji
pl hunter
pl zMk
nl xPERiA
nl MOTiF
nl mize
09.05.14 14:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth keyboard.D3MN 65 kills
Killing Spree keyboard.MTif 10 frags without being killed
Accountant keyboard.D3MN 171% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! keyboard.D3MN 20 gibs
...and stay dead! wiSe riddick:go 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning keyboard.D3MN 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! keyboard.D3MN 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer keyboard.D3MN 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER 424 damage per frag
What objective? keyboard.D3MN 338 XP
Red Shirt wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER 21 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore keyboard.MTif 210 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER 2 team kills
Gingerbread man keyboard.D3MN 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
keyboard.maSter13227145344001586176381360/03/139/163/219118853
keyboard.MTif12328637298109719860551260/02/132/193/0195202104
keyboard.D3MN171338653820001896615765540/08/046/196/114915252
keyboard.14489514710132104225476182012160/013/0117/1912/117818173
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER211251361312550967309930/00/213/472/6392118221
wiSe riddick:go471812247700264249049540/01/620/331/529219337
wiSe hunter4724624512005668191181120/01/523/390/127817929
wiSe 375525915912121218201254762590/02/556/393/1321163212
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
keyboard.maSter128108181410063218248700/02/016/60/2K/KD/K/KKDKK/KKK/KKDKDDDKK/KKDDK
keyboard.MTif225130188200329052392360/01/017/50/0KKKKKKKKKKD/KK//KDKDKDDKKK
keyboard.D3MN1701442917400947992706360/07/020/82/0K/KK/KK/K/KK/DKK/KKDKDKK/KDK/KK/KKKKKDDKKKKDKD
keyboard.174382653970018109227585720/010/053/192/2
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER1656531300424943312360/00/13/252/1DDDDK//DDDDDDDDDDDD/DDDDDKD/DDKDKDKD
wiSe riddick:go5774111950022646367100/00/511/120/0DDDDDDK/DKDKDDKD/KDKKDKDKKDDDK
wiSe hunter2080524000324453939940/00/45/160/1DDDDDDDDDKDKDDDD//KDDKDDKDD/D
wiSe 31210217480097585109221300/00/1019/532/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
keyboard.maSter803145000110901018360/00/04/40/0KDKDK/DDK
keyboard.MTif663646110172787900/00/03/51/0KDDSKDDKK/D
keyboard.D3MN166441064002149589600/00/09/31/1K/KKKKDKKDK/DKDK
keyboard.1041111817510433122793360/00/016/122/1
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER831756001068497050/00/06/40/2DDKKDDTKKKDD
wiSe riddick:go25202800009981311180/00/01/91/0DDDDDXDKKDD
wiSe hunter120546500011111103100/00/06/40/0/KKDKDKDKKD
wiSe 76911319001127933312230/00/013/171/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
keyboard.maSter153132231530084309287600/01/119/63/0KKDKKDK/KDK/KDK/K/D/KKKK/K/DKDKKKKK/KK
keyboard.MTif1001201515500535662784900/01/112/92/0K/KDKDK/KK/KK/D/KKKDDDKDKKDKDD
keyboard.D3MN17315026151200733672163180/01/017/83/0K/K/K/KDKK/KK/KK/KKDKK/KDKKKKDKDKKKKDKDKD
keyboard.14240264452000201124278231080/03/248/238/0
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER1252324011119183027520/00/14/180/3DDDDDDDDDKDKDDDDDDDKSDTDDD/DD
wiSe riddick:go4587920200027804067360/01/18/120/5DDDDDDDKDDDKDKDDDKKKDDXKDDKDDK
wiSe hunter591121322200131254148180/01/112/190/0DDKDKDKKDKKDDDDDDDDDK/DKKDDKDDKDKKD
wiSe 39251256641127823112421060/02/324/490/8

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Player Chats
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: weekend soon
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: ffs
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: comon
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: ready up
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: i need to clean my dick
keyboard.MTif [Warmup]: shoes
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Warmup]: also
[1:53]: The Doors are opening!!
[0:00]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:59
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: :xd
[8:58]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:12]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[7:05]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:05]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:05]: FIGHT!
[6:30]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:29 (original: 9:59)
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:28]: grzesiek.pl connected
[10:25]: Axis team locked from spectators by keyboard.D3M0N
[3:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Intermission]: gg
keyboard.maSter [Intermission]: gg
keyboard.D3MN [Intermission]: continue? or new offi
wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER [Intermission]: quit
[Intermission]: wiSe CS'GO PRO PLAYER disconnected
wiSe hunter [Warmup]: GG
keyboard.D3MN [Warmup]: gg

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.