bukkake Paradise 69 vs SSTAT (3080 views)

09.05.14 20:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bp69 Salaneuvos 41 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT trmp 6 frags without being killed
Accountant SSTAT trmp 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SSTAT late 8 gibs
...and stay dead! SSTAT late 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bp69 Salaneuvos 36 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bp69 Salaneuvos 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SSTAT trmp 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SSTAT late 251 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT trmp 316 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT late 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SSTAT trmp 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bp69 Salaneuvos 179 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT late 1 team kills
Gingerbread man SSTAT late 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT trmp10831639368001071196411710/08/129/222/418317868
SSTAT late55233305580122706166121340/00/029/302/323512048
SSTAT 76549699116013214180130232050/08/058/304/320914958
bP69 froxe3319218533101545626188580/00/716/292/225311527
bp69 Salaneuvos9329841445001384617992540/01/136/294/120618268
bp69 6049059978102813023141801120/01/152/296/123014948
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp120901210300213601700180/04/17/71/0KKKKK//DKDKDDDKKKDDKKD
SSTAT late538081510041920164900/00/07/101/1DKDD/KKKK//DDDD/DKDDKKD
SSTAT 871702025400632803349180/04/114/172/1
bP69 froxe253241610049151435180/00/44/70/1KDD/DDDDKDKD//KDDD/D
bp69 Salaneuvos12593151210042434184500/01/013/71/1KDKD/DDKK/KKKKKK/DKDKDK/KDK
bp69 751251928200833493280180/01/417/141/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp9076910200419681602180/00/09/50/2KKKKKKD/KD///DXDDKDK
SSTAT late47558172018183318121160/00/08/81/1DDDKD//D//KK/KDTDD/KDKK/K/
SSTAT 69131172740112380134141340/00/017/131/3
bP69 froxe2671415010512111644400/00/04/100/0DDDKDKD/D/DDK//DKDS/
bp69 Salaneuvos9186111220052203215700/00/09/72/0DDKKK/K/K/DKK/KKK/KDDDD
bp69 5915715272101034143801400/00/013/172/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp1401131410200330332165170/02/011/51/2DDKKDKDKK/DKKK/KK/KKKDKD
SSTAT late64701117400823482290180/00/011/80/1K/K/KDDDDK/K//KK/KDKK//DDDKD
SSTAT 10218325276001153814455350/02/022/131/3
bP69 froxe415971710041833241700/00/25/102/1/KDD/KKDD/DDKDKDDDD/KKDD
bp69 Salaneuvos6484914100226222964540/00/08/121/0DKDDK/KKK/DDDDDDDKDDKKK
bp69 531431631200644555381540/00/213/223/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trmp6637461001758944180/02/02/50/0DDD/KKKDKD
SSTAT late502836100296086100/00/03/40/0DK/D/KDDK
SSTAT 5865712200317181805180/02/05/90/0
bP69 froxe603035100260369200/00/13/20/0K//DKDKD
bp69 Salaneuvos100356610021202102600/00/16/30/0KKDKK/DDK/KD
bp69 806591120041805171800/00/29/50/0

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Player Chats
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: go tramp
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: go go go
bP69 froxe [Countdown]: hf
SSTAT trmp [Countdown]: hf and hf
[11:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:16]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
bP69 froxe [9:19]: u too gooood
[9:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
bP69 froxe [7:41]: miks toi camp tossa
[5:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:13
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: looked like 3.5min time at first >D
SSTAT late [Warmup]: :s
[6:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
SSTAT late [2:20]: :s
[2:20]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
SSTAT late [2:19]: too bad
[2:11]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
bP69 froxe [0:27]: nyt kyllä kävi mäihä :D
SSTAT late [0:22]: hyvät selffit veditte :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:13)
SSTAT late [Countdown]: adler b4 beach ice frost deli supply gr
SSTAT late [Countdown]: <assy> i have military vest, military boots, handgun, 64 bullets and others different ammo, walkie talkie, medical stuff, food, drinks etc
SSTAT trmp [Countdown]: shoutout to bbdbb!
[7:40]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:17]: Axis have returned the objective!
bP69 froxe [3:36]: joo vois hakee lisaa kaljaa
bP69 froxe [3:35]: angstangst
bP69 froxe [1:17]: taitaa olla eka kerta ku ei paase ees obuu koskee
[0:10]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:49
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: aika ku aika
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: yea
SSTAT trmp [Intermission]: gg
[8:16]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:22]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:26 (original: 9:49)
SSTAT trmp [Intermission]: gg
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: wrong team won
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: gg
bp69 Salaneuvos [Intermission]: gg wp
SSTAT late [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: bp69 Salaneuvos disconnected
[Intermission]: SSTAT late disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69 froxe disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.