Malibu vs bukkake Paradise 69 (2992 views)

nl kApot
nl Chrisbreezy
fi froxe
ee freEze
09.05.14 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth downsyndrome 45 kills
Killing Spree downsyndrome 7 frags without being killed
Accountant downsyndrome 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! mALIBU|bUBB9E 7 gibs
...and stay dead! mALIBU|bUBB9E 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning downsyndrome 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! mALIBU|bUBB9E 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer froxe 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! mAlibu{kApot 342 damage per frag
What objective? downsyndrome 361 XP
Red Shirt mALIBU|bUBB9E 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mAlibu{kApot 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore downsyndrome 159 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut mALIBU|bUBB9E 1 team kills
Gingerbread man mALIBU|bUBB9E 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
mALIBU|bUBB9E45133327170124496056611300/02/324/417/315580311
mAlibu{kApot3320018544011849668050280/00/117/361/0276149212
mAlibu40333501251102429926137111580/02/141/368/0216115312
froxe722753852710216806565200/02/135/221/717910735
downsyndrome1133614539610189067570900/02/141/182/120114375
ro896368391132039158731136100/04/176/183/119012555
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mALIBU|bUBB9E814891130051829150900/01/16/52/0/KDK/DKKKDK/KDDK/K/D
mAlibu{kApot62505820021023144500/00/05/60/0K/KDDK/DKDKDD
mAlibu7298141950072852295400/01/111/112/0
froxe504261200041254138500/01/05/60/2DK///KDKDKDKDDD/DK
downsyndrome75526820021700146700/00/16/50/0DDDK/DDKK/KDKK
ro6394122020062954285200/01/111/110/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mALIBU|bUBB9E1529319001811551357540/00/04/100/1/DD/D/KDDD/DD/K//DT/DKD
mAlibu{kApot4142512000511252050180/00/15/70/0/KDDK//K/DKD/DKXDD
mAlibu28718310011322803407720/00/19/170/1
froxe112759810031761123300/00/09/50/0DKK/KDKKD/KKK/DKD
downsyndrome180699510021646104700/01/07/31/0K/K/DKKDKKDKKK
ro146144181320053407228000/01/016/81/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mALIBU|bUBB9E38561026400419762795760/00/16/204/1DKKDKDKKDDKDKD/DDK/XDDDDDDDDDK/DDK/DD
mAlibu{kApot966221001614092871100/00/02/150/0D/K//DDD/DDD/DDTDDDK/DDD
mAlibu2412212474011033855666860/00/18/354/1
froxe78721519210112056160500/01/014/40/3KDDK/DD/K/K/KD//K/K//KKSKDK/KK/KDK
downsyndrome169146221320083610178000/00/021/41/1K//DKDKKKDKKKKK/K/DK/KKKKKKK/DK/K/K
ro1242183732410195666338500/01/035/81/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
mALIBU|bUBB9E660101500070000/01/18/61/1K//D/KDKKK/K/DDK/DDKK/KDD
mAlibu{kApot464261320051409168400/00/05/81/0/KK/KD/D/DD/DDDKKDK
mAlibu56421628200121409168400/01/113/142/1
froxe618681340031735142900/00/17/71/2DDKDKKDD/K/KDKKDDKD/D
downsyndrome619481311062111141500/01/07/60/0/DK//DDDK/KSKK/K/DDKK
ro61180162651093846284400/01/114/131/2

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Player Chats
mALIBU|bUBB9E [Warmup]: froxe
mALIBU|bUBB9E [Warmup]: gl gettin carried
mALIBU|bUBB9E [Warmup]: <3
froxe [Warmup]: yea, by kapot
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: :D
froxe [Warmup]: he does so much teamdamage
froxe [Warmup]: :S
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: true dat
downsyndrome [Warmup]: wait a sec
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
froxe [Warmup]: we have agreement
downsyndrome [Warmup]: havent touched this game
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: tag on for fragmovie freeze
mALIBU|bUBB9E [Warmup]: idk who you are but i heard you're god
mALIBU|bUBB9E [Warmup]: good
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: freeze team ee this year?
downsyndrome [Countdown]: gonna play this sunday
downsyndrome [Countdown]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [Countdown]: with mcleod?
downsyndrome [Countdown]: :D
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
froxe [10:57]: bff jyrkz freeze raul mant and kalkun
mALIBU|bUBB9E [10:13]: wauw
mALIBU|bUBB9E [10:09]: my maus got stuck
[10:06]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:06]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
downsyndrome [8:11]: :D
downsyndrome [8:10]: :D
downsyndrome [8:10]: :D
downsyndrome [8:10]: :D
[7:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
mALIBU|bUBB9E [7:23]: LMAO
[7:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
mAlibu{kApot [6:36]: :D
froxe [6:27]: u have 50 ping but u look like u would have 250
[6:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mALIBU|bUBB9E [6:15]: unhit
mALIBU|bUBB9E [6:14]: ;p;
mALIBU|bUBB9E [6:12]: lol
[5:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:02
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: wp
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
[4:29]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
mAlibu{kApot [4:16]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [4:15]: x
mAlibu{kApot [4:14]: DDDDDDDDDD
[4:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
downsyndrome [2:16]: :D
[2:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[0:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
mAlibu{kApot [0:16]: man
mALIBU|bUBB9E [0:13]: pussy
downsyndrome [0:11]: :D
downsyndrome [0:11]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:02)
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: now i know why players call freeze a good player
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: cuz he only camp
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: XDD
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: :DDD
downsyndrome [Intermission]: :(
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: kleine viezerik
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: :PP
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: rup
downsyndrome [Warmup]: rup
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
mAlibu{kApot [Countdown]: lol
[11:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mAlibu{kApot [10:11]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [10:10]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [10:10]: :D
[9:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
mALIBU|bUBB9E [8:18]: hahahaha
mAlibu{kApot [6:10]: :D
[5:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
mALIBU|bUBB9E [5:27]: fjnvsduiafnasm
mALIBU|bUBB9E [5:27]: xd
mAlibu{kApot [5:26]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [5:26]: :D
mALIBU|bUBB9E [4:53]: wat
downsyndrome [4:13]: :D
mALIBU|bUBB9E [3:29]: srsly
downsyndrome [3:26]: :D
downsyndrome [3:26]: :D
downsyndrome [3:26]: :D
mALIBU|bUBB9E [3:24]: you serious
downsyndrome [3:19]: pls attack
downsyndrome [2:03]: :D
downsyndrome [2:03]: :D
downsyndrome [2:03]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [1:54]: man
froxe [0:47]: they got suit
froxe [0:45]: guess who!
froxe [0:39]: wut
froxe [0:38]: wait
froxe [0:38]: we
mAlibu{kApot [0:00]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mAlibu{kApot [Warmup]: Ready.
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
mAlibu{kApot [9:27]: laat me krabben
mAlibu{kApot [9:27]: xD
mAlibu{kApot [9:24]: ik heb jeuk
mAlibu{kApot [9:24]: XD
[8:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
downsyndrome [8:45]: :D
downsyndrome [8:45]: :D
downsyndrome [8:45]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [8:41]: KAPOT MOVES
downsyndrome [8:31]: i didnt trust froxe :D
[8:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
mAlibu{kApot [7:15]: xd
downsyndrome [7:12]: :D
downsyndrome [7:11]: :D
downsyndrome [7:11]: :D
downsyndrome [7:11]: :D
downsyndrome [7:11]: :D
downsyndrome [7:11]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [7:09]: XD
[7:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
froxe [6:25]: sne2
[6:21]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
mAlibu{kApot [6:12]: can u please just end ?:D
[6:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:15]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
mAlibu{kApot [5:06]: you look likes trick2g
mAlibu{kApot [5:00]: only disrespecting
mAlibu{kApot [5:00]: xD
downsyndrome [4:20]: :D
downsyndrome [4:20]: :D
mAlibu{kApot [4:17]: WP
downsyndrome [4:07]: :D
downsyndrome [4:07]: :D
downsyndrome [4:07]: :D
[3:52]: mALIBU|bUBB9E disconnected
[3:37]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:22 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: froxe disconnected
mAlibu{kApot [Intermission]: Thanks
[Intermission]: mAlibu{kApot disconnected

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