WINNERMANS vs bukkake Paradise 69 (2793 views)

14.05.14 19:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [w1ns] ndbt 49 kills
Killing Spree [w1ns] njm 3 frags without being killed
Accountant [w1ns] ndbt 91% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [w1ns] ndbt 7 gibs
...and stay dead! bP69 kasa 16% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [w1ns] ndbt 42 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bP69 froxe 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [w1ns] ndbt 205 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [w1ns] njm 376 damage per frag
What objective? [w1ns] njm 334 XP
Red Shirt bP69 froxe 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bP69 froxe 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [w1ns] ndbt 148 damage per death
Gingerbread man bP69 froxe 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[w1ns] ndbt9132149547002498937872900/03/142/264/320214634
[w1ns] njm5633435615102886887196540/02/436/291/6248116310
[w1ns] n726558411512105218581150681440/05/478/295/622513137
bP69 kasa4024025624002669118370360/01/322/404/227613529
bP69 froxe5723342746003185699668180/04/233/385/3204131315
bP69 49473671361000571548018038540/05/255/389/3240133312
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt87457800031396114600/02/15/30/1DK/KK/KK/KDDKDD
[w1ns] njm1005677300218041238180/02/05/50/0KKK/DKKK/KDDDD
[w1ns] n941011415300532002384180/04/110/80/1
bP69 kasa2237290002826140400/00/22/50/0DD/DDDDDK/K
bP69 froxe803881020031558179600/01/26/51/0KDD/DKDDDK/KKKDKK/
bP69 5175101920052384320000/01/48/101/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt75676810011720144600/00/06/60/1DKDKDDDKDKKD/K
[w1ns] njm038070003095360/00/14/80/2D/DDDKDDKDKD/DDK/D
[w1ns] n38105615100417201541360/00/110/140/3
bP69 kasa1003320000379112000/00/03/61/0DKKD/DKDK/DD/
bP69 froxe1555314910051162105700/01/011/42/0KK/KKDKKK/KKK/DK/KK/DKD
bP69 1288616910081953117700/01/014/103/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt12067121040061596128600/00/011/41/0/DD/KK/KDDKKK/KK/K/KKK
[w1ns] njm62113101611082103177400/00/09/51/2KDDKKK//DS//DD/DK/K/KKK/KD
[w1ns] n911802226510143699306000/00/020/92/2
bP69 kasa355161720061520171400/00/04/92/2/K/KDDD/K/K/KDD/DDDDDDK
bP69 froxe313651610051540198500/00/05/110/0DKK/DDK//D/KDDKDDDDD/
bP69 33871133300113060369900/00/09/202/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt92811213200930111749540/00/010/42/0D/KKDK/KK/KK/KDK/KK/K///D
[w1ns] njm75661216000102618213500/00/012/60/0K/KK/D/K/DKDKDKKDK/KK///D//K
[w1ns] n8414724292001956293884540/00/022/102/0
bP69 kasa3049723000921463137180/00/07/140/0D//KDDKDD/DK/DKKDDDDD/D/K//K/D
bP69 froxe13433220001217382492180/00/03/80/2KDD/DKD/DKDDDD//D////////
bP69 229210450002138845629360/00/010/220/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt87367800031218111600/00/07/40/1DKKD//K/KDKDKKD
[w1ns] njm1222180003102792600/00/11/30/1DDD//K/DD
[w1ns] n505881600062245204200/00/18/70/2
bP69 kasa5740471005692920180/00/03/21/0K/KD/DK//K/
bP69 froxe66296920031350132500/01/04/61/0/KDKK//DKDDKDDK
bP69 62691016300820422245180/01/07/82/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[w1ns] ndbt71255700029521129360/01/03/51/0K/KDDK/KDDDK
[w1ns] njm71395710021136102800/00/25/20/1KDK/DK/KDDKD
[w1ns] n71641014100420882157360/01/28/71/1
bP69 kasa6630461001936107500/01/13/40/0DKDDDKK/KD
bP69 froxe75346800031221101300/01/04/41/1DKDKKDDKK/K//D
bP69 7164101410042157208800/02/17/81/1

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Player Chats
[w1ns] njm [Warmup]: fixed?
[w1ns] njm [Warmup]: are u there
[w1ns] ndbt [Countdown]: shotout tramp
[w1ns] njm [Countdown]: nie pozdrawiam trampa
[11:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[w1ns] njm [11:50]: ?
[w1ns] ndbt [11:50]: ggs accept scores close game
[11:50]: [w1ns] njmcalled a vote.
[w1ns] njm [11:50]: he afk?
[11:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[11:50]: *** Match Reset! ***
[11:50]: Vote passed!
bP69 kasa [Warmup]: should be here any sec
[w1ns] ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[9:58]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:23]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
bP69 kasa [8:59]: XD
[8:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:17]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:52]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:52]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:07
[w1ns] ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[4:24]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[4:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
bP69 froxe [3:40]: why medic pushes like mongol and engi is left behind
bP69 froxe [3:39]: >DDD
bP69 froxe [2:53]: engi first motyl
bP69 froxe [2:52]: u after!
[w1ns] njm [2:40]: who cares
[w1ns] njm [2:37]: he muted me on ts :P
bP69 froxe [2:33]: why
[w1ns] njm [2:32]: he let me go with him and catch nades
[w1ns] njm [2:28]: last round
bP69 froxe [2:21]: motyl gg
[2:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[w1ns] njm [0:29]: gg
[w1ns] njm [0:25]: i told u u will win :P
[0:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
bP69 froxe [0:18]: cant hit anything
[0:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[w1ns] njm [0:16]: he wanna teach me where to move in 2o2
bP69 froxe [0:16]: was sure we wont
bP69 froxe [0:14]: + its first map
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:07)
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: I still have motyl's old CF pms, "please give me chance for 3on3 team"
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: but wait, jin not motyl
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: right?
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: :D
[w1ns] njm [Intermission]: no he's not
[w1ns] njm [Intermission]: lol
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: :D
[w1ns] njm [Warmup]: wassabi dissapears, wssquad came
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: so u are motyl
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: :D
[w1ns] njm [Warmup]: same player imo
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: gg selfbust
[w1ns] ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
bP69 froxe [Countdown]: I can show u
bP69 froxe [Countdown]: np
[w1ns] ndbt [11:07]: :XD
[10:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
bP69 froxe [10:59]: sup
[10:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[w1ns] njm [10:59]: had to mute apricot
[10:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
bP69 froxe [10:59]: :DD
[10:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[w1ns] njm [10:59]: i will give u spawntime guys? ok ok ok
[10:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
bP69 froxe [10:59]: is he like focking ur moms
[w1ns] njm [10:59]: ?
[10:59]: FIGHT!
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:41]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
bP69 froxe [4:49]: gg
bP69 froxe [4:43]: 0 kills for our team in last 5mins
[w1ns] ndbt [4:24]: :XD
bP69 froxe [4:24]: this game sucks more than wow
[4:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:52
[w1ns] ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[6:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:40]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
bP69 froxe [0:24]: tc_base beach erden ice adler frost gr b4
bP69 froxe [0:22]: tails or heads
[w1ns] njm [0:18]: fails
bP69 froxe [0:11]: there is no such thing as fails
bP69 froxe [0:10]: so heads urs
bP69 froxe [0:10]: ok
[w1ns] njm [0:08]: tails
[0:08]: bP69 froxecalled a vote.
[0:06]: Vote FAILED! (Swap Teams )
[w1ns] ndbt [0:05]: :XD
[0:02]: bP69 froxecalled a vote.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:52)
[w1ns] njm [Intermission]: i said fails as tails
[w1ns] njm [Intermission]: gg
[9:02]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
bP69 froxe [6:58]: u know, he could have gone that time u camped there
bP69 froxe [6:56]: just saying >D
[6:22]: Main blast door opening!
[6:15]: Main blast door closing!
[6:03]: Main blast door opening!
[5:37]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:22
[w1ns] ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[3:27]: The Doors are opening!!
[w1ns] njm [0:32]: what i said
bP69 froxe [0:22]: we lost supply like nothing
[w1ns] njm [0:17]: we lost adler
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:22)
bP69 froxe [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: [w1ns] ndbt disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69 kasa disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69 froxe disconnected

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