turbot vs cat in a hat (5410 views)

fi kolibri
fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
fi walle
fi olden
fi Tintti
no Sinche
nl woott
fi tOMBA
fi hazz
nl Freddy


CF ET Spring Cup 2014
Lower Bracket
02.06.14 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT WALLE 60 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT ^WSTATTI 15 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT VOKKI 140% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! TURBOT Swanidius 22 gibs
...and stay dead! TURBOT olden 47% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT WALLE 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT KOLI 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT olden 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Freddy Bitches 435 damage per frag
What objective? Sinchewow 417 XP
Red Shirt tOMBA 85 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? tOMBA 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore TURBOT Swanidius 215 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Freddy Bitches 5 team kills
Gingerbread man TURBOT WALLE 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Sinchewow58417295060014649488742340/01/628/250/622417757
tOMBA482304185503111005398213540/13/738/612/4245116312
hazz542003361400657569269700/011/213/458/917415257
smakki532413158120113677185551730/02/430/340/821814839
Freddy Bitches3921519495058543088352740/12/320/302/728618027
sisutytto3815223606008460970771290/00/421/481/3200118411
to481455176363380960391135243112340/019/4150/4813/322514949
TURBOT Swanidius111339524722021397017383890/04/643/277/218715796
TURBOT ^WSTATTI1113245045150213865069595260/02/143/257/4173155158
TURBOT VOKKI140389493511016927065521790/05/239/254/2189187144
TURBOT KOLI118338474090210882168461370/014/323/2610/318817154
TURBOT olden1223384537210215633857924141/01/237/218/214115754
TURBOT WALLE111358605415002596515581861/01/656/242/116110344
TURBOT 1172086303258930982524313911314312/027/6241/2438/117315595
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Sinchewow40179820200824923688900/00/28/90/2DDX/DKK/K/KD/D/K/DDDKK/KDXDD/D
tOMBA27751243002636304075590/01/113/350/1/TDKKKX/KDDKDDDD/DKDKDDDKDDDDDDDDD/D/K/DDDKKDDKDDDTDDDDDDD
hazz50841326100227044504180/02/09/222/2KDKDDDKDDKX/K/KKDDKKDDDDKDDDDKDDDKDDDDDK
smakki3383721100617762969720/01/16/110/3DKKDKD//D/DDDDKDD/DDDDK/KKD/
Freddy Bitches43867163034180031142370/01/07/102/2DTTKDT/KK/DKKDDDD/DKDDDDK/
sisutytto5062918300317502828360/00/08/161/0DXKKDKKDD/DDDKDDD/KK/DKKDDDD
to415695614410052914152211785120/05/451/1035/10
TURBOT Swanidius141119241790054281278400/00/224/100/1KDDKKXKKDKDKK/DKKK/KK/KKDKKDKK/KKDKDK/DDKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI76102131780072917224500/01/011/91/1/D/K/KDKDKDKDKK/DKK/DKDDK/DKK/
TURBOT VOKKI200143189101238592008400/00/016/61/1KKKDDDDKDKKKDKKKDKK/KKKKKT/K
TURBOT KOLI126138191540033574319000/02/211/105/1KKDKKDKKDKDDKDKDDKK/K//KDDDDKKKKKXK
TURBOT olden8510112147018217219311400/01/011/61/0DDTKD/K//DKK/KDKKKKK/KK///D
TURBOT WALLE11615129257001643751994180/00/128/81/0KK/DDKK/KDKDD/K/KD/KKKK/K/KDKKK/KK/KKKDK//D/K/KK/K/K/K
TURBOT 1247541159736024121178141521980/04/5101/499/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Sinchewow4536511000315051385180/00/05/70/1/DD/DKKDDDKKK/DD
tOMBA81429110002186812651370/02/27/60/1KDDD/KDKKDKDKDKKKD/D
hazz754068100212011258180/02/02/61/0KDK/KDDDDK/KDK
smakki553559100112091713170/00/15/50/2DKDDKD/DDKDKKD
Freddy Bitches854167001111471465150/00/07/50/1DK/DKDDKDKKDKT
sisutytto201221000017321099310/00/01/100/0/DDKDDDDDKDXD
to60206335620110766281852360/04/327/391/5
TURBOT Swanidius4435492002707144200/00/14/50/1DD/DKDDKK/DKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI1506115106004202318052240/01/010/44/0KKKK/KK//KKDKK/KDDKKDDKDK
TURBOT VOKKI9066910100217611457180/01/27/61/0DK/KDKKDKKKDDDK/DDK
TURBOT KOLI714357100310601057540/01/04/40/0K//DKDKDKD/K
TURBOT olden10070442001881101000/00/14/20/0K/DDKKKD
TURBOT WALLE100529920041753891320/00/09/50/0KDK/KKDKDKKDKD/K//
TURBOT 933274649140016818576623280/03/438/265/1
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Sinchewow200120147300116491446720/01/213/30/1K/KKDKKKKKDKDKKKDKDKD
tOMBA947916173012291220541580/10/315/102/1KDDKDKTK/KDKKKDKKDDKDDDK/KDKDKDDKD
hazz635371120021090154000/03/02/52/5XD/KDDK/DDDDKKKKKDD
smakki107811413701423642103200/01/214/60/1DD/KKK/KDK/K/KKDKKDKDTKKDDKD
Freddy Bitches385751320031487198900/01/24/70/1KK/D/DDKDKDD/DKDDD
sisutytto5741814100310321498440/00/18/80/3/DDK/KD/KKKKDDDDXKDDDKD
to93431647518021510534106302940/16/1056/394/12
TURBOT Swanidius55621018601523271853260/03/23/115/0DDK/DDDDDTDDDKKK/KKKDK/K/D/DK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI46487151010173821362470/00/17/121/2DKDDDDDKDDDDDDDKDDKKKTK
TURBOT VOKKI5062612500113171982850/00/04/112/0KDDDKDDKDDKDDKDD/K
TURBOT KOLI10074111120021814109400/07/10/84/1/KKDKDKDKKDKDDKKD/DKDKX
TURBOT olden155113149400115691801981/00/013/80/0KKD/KKDKDDKDKDKKDKKKKKD
TURBOT WALLE109591211200318651668180/01/311/50/1DK/KDKDD/KKX/KKKKDKDDKKD
TURBOT 86418607620021210630105344741/011/738/5512/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Sinchewow168221210028482355540/00/22/60/2K/DD/DDDKDDDDD
tOMBA283441420011643242700/00/13/100/1K/DDDDKDDDKDDDDDKD
hazz432371600007611967340/04/20/123/2DKKDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDDKKDD
smakki3342515300214221770640/00/05/120/2KKK/D/DDDDXDKDDDDKDDD
Freddy Bitches73111300109962267220/10/12/80/3DDDDDTKDDDDDDDD
sisutytto2237418200110951652180/00/34/140/0KDDDDDDDDDDDK/DKDKDDDD
to25249238880166765124381920/14/916/623/10
TURBOT Swanidius466123143501123861304630/01/112/12/0/KDKKKKTKKKKKDKKKK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI50011315300121972773550/00/015/01/1/D/KTKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
TURBOT VOKKI400118164400123331105360/04/012/20/1KDD/KKKKKKKKKKKKKKDK
TURBOT KOLI17183127202223731505830/04/08/41/1DKKD/KK/KTKKKKDKKDDTKX
TURBOT olden1505415108015171610501760/00/19/57/2D/KXK//XDKK/KKDKKKDKDK/KKKKXT
TURBOT WALLE11196109400216581028181/00/28/61/0DDKKKKXD/DKDKKKK/KDD
TURBOT 30058782362305131243867654311/09/464/1812/5

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Player Chats
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: radar = gr > bremen >
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: gl hf
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Countdown]: tag?
Sinchewow [11:57]: no fragmovie!
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
TURBOT KOLI [10:07]: XD
[10:03]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:26]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
smakki [9:10]: mitää pausei
smakki [9:10]: pelataa
Freddy Bitches [9:10]: sup?
Sinchewow [9:10]: heisann?
[9:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:10]: FIGHT!
[9:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:50]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:49]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:07]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:30]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
TURBOT Swanidius [7:52]: :DDDDDD olden needs to go TJ server
Sinchewow [7:39]: wurse strafs than meh?
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [7:21]: mikä hitto toi oli :D
Sinchewow [7:13]: ;/
[6:35]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:25 (original: 12:00)
sisutytto [Countdown]: flippie
[14:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:59]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:27]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:41]: The Truck has been repaired!
[10:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:23]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:23]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[10:21]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[10:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:26]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
[8:05]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[7:43]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:16
TURBOT Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[6:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:38]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:09]: The side door has been destroyed!
[6:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:39]: The main gate has been destroyed!
smakki [3:25]: mee helvettii
Sinchewow [0:47]: ggs
Sinchewow [0:46]: wp
Freddy Bitches [0:18]: gl in final
TURBOT Swanidius [0:14]: lb final
Freddy Bitches [0:04]: expect u to win
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:16)
sisutytto [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: hazz disconnected
[Intermission]: sisutytto disconnected
TURBOT VOKKI [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: tOMBA disconnected
[Intermission]: Sinchewow disconnected
TURBOT KOLI [Intermission]: q
[Intermission]: Freddy Bitches disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT KOLI disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT WALLE disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT STATTI^^ disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected
[Intermission]: smakki disconnected

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