bukkake Paradise 69 vs Pornoduo (2426 views)

25.05.14 14:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bP69froxe 33 kills
Killing Spree bP69kasa 6 frags without being killed
Accountant bP69froxe 87% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Pornoduo#Lagz 9 gibs
...and stay dead! Pornoduo#Lagz 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bP69froxe 30 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bP69kasa 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bP69kasa 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bP69froxe 251 damage per frag
What objective? bP69froxe 279 XP
Red Shirt Pornoduo#Joka 50 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Pornoduo#Lagz 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP69froxe 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bP69kasa 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Pornoduo#Joka 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Pornoduo#Joka6421132505002262276196680/00/228/254/119512437
Pornoduo#Lagz702203144900766556975720/01/227/303/521515949
Pornoduo#67431639414002912882131711400/01/255/307/520514248
bP69kasa67188324850212591267031260/01/027/346/318514067
bP69froxe8727933387011172596179460/03/130/231/522016354
bP6976467658612032313171128821720/04/157/237/520315266
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Joka521211325200932453123320/00/010/153/1KDDDDDD/KDDD/KDDKK/KK/D/DK/DDKK///KDKK
Pornoduo#Lagz701071420500328102922540/00/012/132/4DKDDDKKDDKKKK/DK/KDDDKDDD/DKDKDDKK
Pornoduo#6122827457001260556045860/00/022/285/5
bP69kasa668516242029286032701260/00/013/135/2DKKKKKK/DDKKKDDDDD/DK/K/K//T/K/T/DKDDKDKDD
bP69froxe941141718200631852785180/00/016/101/4KDKKKKKDK/KDDDDK/K/D/K/DDKXKK/XKKDKDD
bP6980199334240215604560551440/00/029/236/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Joka109411211200813491173360/00/012/30/0/KKK/K/KDK/K/K/DKKK/K/D
Pornoduo#Lagz4041410000114721629180/01/23/70/0DKKKDDDDDDD/DK
Pornoduo#75821621200928212802540/01/215/100/0
bP69kasa66606910011244131900/01/05/90/0KDDDDDKDKKDKXKD/
bP69froxe667669201115581502280/01/16/70/0/DDKDKDKKTDDDKKD
bP69661361218301228022821280/02/111/160/0
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Joka4217371002799101500/00/03/50/0DD/DK/DKDK
Pornoduo#Lagz85486720031296113200/00/06/40/0K/DKK/KDK/DKD
Pornoduo#646591430052095214700/00/09/90/0
bP69kasa85246710001109119700/00/06/70/0KDKDKDKDKDDKD
bP69froxe7540343002103889800/00/03/20/0/KD/KDK
bP69806491140022147209500/00/09/90/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pornoduo#Joka573247000383488500/00/23/21/0KK/K/KDD/DD
Pornoduo#Lagz100247720001077129200/00/06/61/1KDKDKDKDKDKDDK
Pornoduo#7956111420031911217700/00/29/82/1
bP69kasa501948100269991700/00/03/51/1DKDDKDK/DK/D
bP69froxe10049770002147899400/02/05/40/1DDKDKDDKK/K/KK
bP697568111510042177191100/02/08/91/2

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Player Chats
Pornoduo#Joka [Countdown]: hf
bP69froxe [Countdown]: hf
[9:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
bP69kasa [9:10]: damn lagg
[8:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:44]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
Pornoduo#Joka [0:12]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
bP69froxe [Countdown]: hf
[11:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:38]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:48]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:11 (original: 12:00)
bP69froxe [Countdown]: hf
[9:28]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[6:04]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:42]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:17
[3:58]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:24]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
Pornoduo#Joka [0:21]: wp
[0:15]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
bP69froxe [0:02]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:17)
bP69kasa [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: bP69froxe disconnected
[Intermission]: Pornoduo#Joka disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69kasa disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.