bukkake Paradise 69 vs yolo (2520 views)

29.05.14 13:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth yolo:ClEku 64 kills
Killing Spree yolo8=DjiN 8 frags without being killed
Accountant yolo8=DjiN 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BUKKAKEP69KASA 8 gibs
...and stay dead! BUKKAKEP69KASA 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning yolo:ClEku 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! yolo:ClEku 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer yolo:ClEku 132 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! BUKKAKEP69KASA 343 damage per frag
What objective? yolo:ClEku 202 XP
Red Shirt BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? BUKKAKEP69KASA 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore yolo:ClEku 152 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut BUKKAKEP69KASA 1 team kills
Gingerbread man BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
yolo8=DjiN1161894438600567525481760/02/025/223/115314487
yolo:ClEku1162026455500138731710200/00/239/225/313612954
yolo116391108931100181548312583760/02/264/228/314513776
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE4516333736001464048392660/02/219/301/419411539
BUKKAKEP69KASA531723565811661797091960/00/026/353/4177107611
BUKKAKEP69493356813814112012583154831620/02/045/354/4186111510
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yolo8=DjiN85892327500448394007760/01/07/121/1KDKD/DDDKDDKDDKK/D/DDD/KKK
yolo:ClEku9175313430035827528800/00/111/120/3DK/KDDKDDK/DDDKKDDDDKDKKKK/DDD
yolo8816454618007106669295760/01/118/241/4
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE58812339600450575874260/01/110/111/0KDKDKKKXDDDKK/DDK/KD/KDD/DKK
BUKKAKEP69KASA851012428501042384792600/00/015/83/1KDDKTKKKKKDKKDKKDKKKKKDDKDD
BUKKAKEP6972182476711014929510666860/01/125/194/1
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yolo8=DjiN403925000063757600/00/00/52/0DDDKDDK
yolo:ClEku22562940000144696000/00/09/40/0KKKDKDKDDKKKK
yolo13310111900002083153600/00/09/92/0
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE5741470002607929400/00/04/40/1DKDK/DKK/DD
BUKKAKEP69KASA503351020049291154360/00/05/50/1KDK/KD/D/KK/DDD
BUKKAKEP695474917200615362083760/00/09/90/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yolo8=DjiN30061931000127689800/00/09/30/0KKKKKDDKKKKD
yolo:ClEku20065842002145885400/00/17/11/0DKKKKK/K/KKD
yolo25012617730022734175200/00/116/41/0
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE5741470001740158900/01/03/50/1DDKDDKD/DKK
BUKKAKEP69KASA93811110001012114500/00/01/110/0KDDDDDDDDDDD
BUKKAKEP69337951810011752273400/01/04/160/1
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
yolo8=DjiN333010300010000/01/09/20/0D/KKDKKKKKKKK
yolo:ClEku1230161300080000/00/012/54/0K/KKK/K/KK/KDK/KKKDKDK/DDK/K/
yolo2280261600090000/01/021/74/0
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE10022000070000/00/12/100/2/DDD/DDDK/DDDDDD/KD///
BUKKAKEP69KASA31051601020000/00/05/110/2DKD/DDKSDDDKKDDDK/DDD
BUKKAKEP6921073601090000/00/17/210/4

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Player Chats
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Warmup]: tuntu ettei taa map ikina lopu
yolo:ClEku [Countdown]: =DDD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Countdown]: ihanku oltas pelattu 10h jotai nbs deliveryy just äskö
[8:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[8:33]: FIGHT!
[8:09]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:02]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:02]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[2:35]: FIGHT!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
yolo8=DjiN [1:07]: :XD
[0:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
yolo8=DjiN [0:08]: :
yolo8=DjiN [0:06]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:53)
yolo:ClEku [Intermission]: leku best brain
yolo8=DjiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
[7:32]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
yolo8=DjiN [4:52]: nice knowing
yolo8=DjiN [4:51]: xD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [4:47]: we heard u
yolo8=DjiN [4:45]: XD
yolo8=DjiN [4:39]: wasnt even movin
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [4:35]: breathing
[3:42]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:17
yolo:ClEku [Warmup]: Ready
yolo8=DjiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
[2:46]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [0:48]: meni nyt mappien voitot vaarii osotteisii
yolo:ClEku [0:45]: =DDD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:17)
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [Intermission]: adler frost ice beach b4 gr supply erden
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
yolo8=DjiN [9:22]: XD
yolo8=DjiN [9:20]: get some hitboxes
yolo8=DjiN [9:20]: rly
yolo:ClEku [7:52]: =DDD
[7:45]: The Main Door has been breached!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [5:51]: siis ei luoja
[5:40]: The Service Door has been breached!
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:54]: lose vs motyl
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:52]: sad day for ET
yolo8=DjiN [3:47]: fruits.Apricot: PIECEO GS HIY FOKC OFF I BAN U OYJERTD
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [3:03]: really
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:41]: voidaaks vaa lopettaa
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:37]: gtv 2-2 4-2 cg
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:35]: ei kiinnosta vittuaka pelata
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:24]: afk 2mins
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:06]: Ei ois pitäny pelata ku ties et röökit loppu ja vituttaa muutenki :D
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [2:04]: brb
yolo:ClEku [2:02]: =DDD
[1:54]: BUKKAKEP69KASA disconnected
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [1:45]: toi lahti
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [1:43]: 4-2cg
yolo:ClEku [1:41]: k
BUKKAKEP^W69FROXE [1:39]: 2-2 gtv
[1:34]: BUKKAKEP69FROXE disconnected

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