Pornoduo vs PussyFeissit (2505 views)

31.05.14 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth puFe pantti 47 kills
Killing Spree /pD/Joka 6 frags without being killed
Accountant /pD/Joka 74% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! puFe pantti 13 gibs
...and stay dead! puFe pantti 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning puFe pantti 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! /pD/Lagz 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer puFe pantti 196 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PuFe kasa 211 damage per frag
What objective? /pD/Joka 344 XP
Red Shirt PuFe kasa 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? /pD/Lagz 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore /pD/Joka 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut puFe pantti 2 team kills
Gingerbread man puFe pantti 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
/pD/Joka74344456111001690078884870/02/239/404/320014667
/pD/Lagz61281437110002284029310540/02/236/445/3195131310
/pD/676258813221003817409181941410/04/275/449/319813959
puFe pantti72339476413122788488122470/02/243/304/418812538
PuFe kasa63329477513002393469287900/02/243/472/519912437
PuFe 676689413926125018194174091370/04/286/476/519412538
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka54116122230053280271000/00/111/161/0/K//DK/KDDKDKKK/KKDKDDDDDDDKDDDKDD
/pD/Lagz338582430072332314500/01/07/170/0KDDD/DK///KKDD/DD//DDDKDKDDDDDKK
/pD/442012046600125612585500/01/118/331/0
puFe pantti10012419193021033343006290/01/120/80/0/DTK/K/KDDKDKKD/KK/DK/KT/KKD/KKKDKK/K/KD
PuFe kasa75871520400925212606180/00/015/120/1/KXD/K/DK/DDDKDDD/K/KKK/KXKK/DKK/KKDD
PuFe 8821134397021958555612470/01/135/200/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka9273121330041941221500/01/010/91/0/D/KKKKKKDDDDK/KK/KKDDDKD
/pD/Lagz73671115100321562003180/01/09/111/1KK/DKKDDDKDKDK/KD/DDKKDKDD
/pD/831402328400740974218180/02/019/202/1
puFe pantti6583132060092180184000/00/112/91/1DKK///DK/K/DDKK/K//DDDDDK/KKKDKDK
PuFe kasa4710981730052038225700/00/18/100/1D//DDDDKDK/DDKD/K/KDKDKDK
PuFe 561922137900144218409700/00/220/191/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka107701413300621471777690/00/012/72/0DKK/DKDKKKDDKK/K/K/KK/KDK/D
/pD/Lagz107811514300521711955360/00/112/73/1DD/KK/DKDKDKKK/KKDK/KDK/KKDKD
/pD/107151292760011431837321050/00/124/145/1
puFe pantti586971220031427180200/00/06/71/2KK//D/KDKKDDDDDDKDK
PuFe kasa3952923200323052516180/01/08/170/3K/DDKD/KDDDDK/DDKDKDDKDDDDDDKDDK
PuFe 491211635400637324318180/01/014/241/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka5385713200116392182180/01/16/80/3DKD/DDKDDDDKDKDDDKKK
/pD/Lagz504891830071743220700/00/18/91/1K/K/K/DKDKDDD/DKD/KD/KDDKD/
/pD/521331631500833824389180/01/214/171/4
puFe pantti6163813210519071474180/01/05/62/1DKDDK/KDKD/SK/DK/K/KD
PuFe kasa100811515400624821908540/01/112/82/0K/DK/K/DK/K/KKKKDK/KDKDKDKDKDD
PuFe 8114423286101143893382720/02/117/144/1

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Player Chats
puFe pantti [Countdown]: hf
/pD/Joka [Countdown]: hf
/pD/Lagz [Countdown]: gl hf
[9:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:23]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:49]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
puFe pantti [1:49]: nice knowing
[1:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:15 (original: 12:00)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: I call it ears
/pD/Joka [Warmup]: hf
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:36]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:36]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
PuFe kasa [5:48]: Vihutus lehel : rankha
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:09]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:36]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:36]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:23
[6:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:38]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:19]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:47]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:18]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:23)
puFe pantti [Intermission]: gg
/pD/Lagz [Intermission]: wtf
puFe pantti [Intermission]: :D
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gg
/pD/Lagz [Intermission]: that luck
[Intermission]: /pD/Joka disconnected
[Intermission]: PuFe kasa disconnected
[Intermission]: puFe pantti disconnected

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