bukkake Paradise 69 vs SSTAT (2564 views)

01.06.14 15:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cae 40 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT trmp 4 frags without being killed
Accountant cae 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! froxe 3 gibs
...and stay dead! froxe 9% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cae 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! froxe 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cae 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! froxe 271 damage per frag
What objective? froxe 290 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT trmp 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SSTAT trmp 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cae 154 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut cae 3 team kills
Gingerbread man SSTAT late 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT late6025531522012459835390900/03/226/233/319310446
SSTAT trmp59266355811011738679192370/03/131/381/821113449
SSTAT 59521661103113513369133093270/06/157/384/820211948
cae89225404530312637067761970/03/435/295/115915134
froxe65290345230118678367331770/00/226/289/620012935
froxe7651574976043013153135093740/03/261/2814/618014035
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late71711014100918721372180/00/08/52/0KKK//KDD/K//DDK//KK/K/KD
SSTAT trmp6066915000320062015360/02/17/100/1DDKDDKDKDK/KDDKKK//DDDKD
SSTAT 6613719291001238783387540/02/115/152/1
cae11166109001219931973520/01/09/71/0DKK/KDKDDKTK/KDDKDKK
froxe464271500021394190500/00/27/90/2KDDDKDK/KDD/XKDDDDKDKD
froxe791081724001433873878520/01/216/161/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late5035360004114789600/01/01/21/0K//DK//DK
SSTAT trmp8340561003900630930/00/04/31/0//DKD/KDKKK
SSTAT 6775812100720471526930/01/05/52/0
cae6635460001868105700/00/14/40/0DKDKDK/DKD
froxe1616160003658990180/00/01/10/2//K/DDD
froxe4151512000415262047180/00/15/50/2
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late125615410111150781540/01/05/30/0KTDKD/KKKD
SSTAT trmp55255901021001983540/00/05/60/1XKSDDK/KKD/DKDD
SSTAT 908610131113215117641080/01/010/90/1
cae6237580013100812721110/00/15/41/0D/DKKK//KDDDKT
froxe574647200275687900/00/03/51/1DK//DDDKKDKX
froxe60839152015176421511110/00/18/92/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late11281900046281065180/00/01/40/1D//D/DKDD/
SSTAT trmp6643460000896117800/01/03/50/1DKKKKDDDDD
SSTAT 3971515000415242243180/01/04/90/2
cae10034552012956790340/00/14/22/1KTXDDKD/KK/K
froxe1004766101412877341410/00/05/22/1XTK/DKDK/K//KK
froxe1008111113026224315241750/00/19/44/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late536071300051186127600/00/07/60/2D/DK/DKDDK/KK/K/DDDK
SSTAT trmp5044510000115541531540/00/05/60/3KDDDKKDK/DDDDKD
SSTAT 521041223000627402807540/00/012/120/5
cae87537810011545168400/00/06/71/0K/KDKDKDDKDDKKD
froxe11176109000412621056180/00/06/54/0DKK/KDKKDDK/K/KKK/D
froxe991291717100528072740180/00/012/125/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT late8305600010000/01/24/30/0DKKKDDKD/KD
SSTAT trmp584871200021029158200/00/07/80/2KKDKDDDD/DDD/DKKDKK
SSTAT 7148121800031029158200/01/211/110/2
cae10009900030000/02/17/50/0KDKKDDDK//KK/KKDKD
froxe66636900031426116900/00/04/62/0DDKKK/K/KKD/DDD
froxe8363151800061426116900/02/111/112/0

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Player Chats
froxe [9:58]: shoutout tramp
cae [7:40]: nice hitboxes woho
[6:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
SSTAT late [6:32]: vitun servu
SSTAT late [6:32]: ei vittu
SSTAT late [6:32]: äsken sama ohmma
SSTAT late [6:32]: homma
SSTAT trmp [6:32]: same shit last war
SSTAT trmp [6:32]: vs frenchies
cae [6:32]: vois quittaa
[6:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SSTAT late [6:32]: :D
froxe [6:32]: no kaikki servut ihan samoja
froxe [6:32]: nii eipa sille mitaa voi
[6:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
cae [6:32]: kiinnostus sata
[6:32]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[6:32]: FIGHT!
SSTAT trmp [6:19]: gg
[6:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SSTAT late [6:10]: XD
SSTAT late [6:11]: hauskaa
SSTAT trmp [6:11]: vittu
froxe [6:11]: joku stary ddossaa taas
cae [6:11]: Joo vois mennä
SSTAT late [6:11]: jep
[6:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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froxe [6:11]: turhaa pausetella
[6:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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froxe [6:10]: ku lagii silti
[6:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[6:11]: FIGHT!
[5:39]: The Doors are opening!!
froxe [3:53]: vitu nlagit
SSTAT trmp [3:51]: pfff
SSTAT trmp [3:17]: SO FUNNY
[2:34]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:25
SSTAT trmp [Intermission]: damn lags
froxe [Warmup]: oisin paassy jo 1.5min sitte karkuu jos ei ois tullu tota 300 lagipiikkia
cae [Warmup]: yea blame the lags
froxe [Warmup]: yhtakkii oonki kuollu sillan etee
froxe [Countdown]: both laggin equally
[5:24]: The Doors are opening!!
cae [5:17]: :D
SSTAT trmp [5:01]: funny
cae [4:53]: quit jabbing
[3:24]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:01 (original: 7:25)
cae [Warmup]: damn lags
SSTAT late [Warmup]: :D
SSTAT late [Warmup]: tän kerra
cae [Warmup]: ja jaksa katella sitä ilman itkemistä mainchattii joka tilanteesta
SSTAT trmp [Countdown]: hf, inb4 lags
[9:01]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
SSTAT trmp [9:00]: dafaq
SSTAT late [8:11]: TOO GOOD
SSTAT trmp [7:52]: :,D
[7:48]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[5:14]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:45
cae [4:12]: :D
[3:47]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:03]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[3:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
cae [3:03]: lähen pois
cae [3:03]: hei
[3:03]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SSTAT late [3:03]: miksi
cae [3:03]: jaksa tämmösiä pauseiluja
[3:03]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
SSTAT late [3:03]: :(
[3:03]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
froxe [3:03]: yleensä ystävällisyys palkitaan!
[3:03]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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[3:03]: FIGHT!
SSTAT late [0:57]: wtf
SSTAT late [0:56]: mitö vuitttuuuu
SSTAT late [0:54]: saatnaap erlkelke
SSTAT late [0:52]: omgomg
SSTAT late [0:20]: sio miad
[0:06]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:45)
SSTAT late [Warmup]: voidaako hyökkää
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: I wanted base :D
froxe [Countdown]: for longer offi
SSTAT trmp [Countdown]: :)
SSTAT trmp [Countdown]: hf
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:40]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:44]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
SSTAT late [7:20]: gg
[7:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:45
[5:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:13]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
cae [4:26]: mitä vittua teette
cae [4:02]: ootte kyllä kaks maailman idiooteinta :D
[4:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
SSTAT late [0:50]: gg meen syömää
[0:48]: SSTAT late disconnected
[Intermission]: cae disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:45)
SSTAT trmp [Intermission]: ggbb
[Intermission]: froxe disconnected

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