POKEMANS vs TWOCOOLGUYSFROMEGYPT (2139 views)

ch fumoffu
nl yii
de shady
ee KAMBYTHET
ee TUTANKHAMO
ee IMOTHEP
01.06.14 23:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pokeshady 82 kills
Killing Spree pokeshady 5 frags without being killed
Accountant pokeshady 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pokeshady 22 gibs
...and stay dead! [#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pokeshady 74 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pokex 191 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 249 damage per frag
What objective? pokeshady 500 XP
Red Shirt pokenplane 100 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pokex 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pokeshady 3 team kills
Gingerbread man pokeshady 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pokex83392718411222512768114512190/03/262/433/718013359
pokenplane47315471001002329737121602310/01/537/5310/820712238
pokeshady92500828922033315398126413011/02/474/394/818814255
poke73120720027343279037903362527511/06/4173/3917/819213247
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP74391709422113013428134784130/15/249/5010/919214238
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET7937359731321201128488342370/03/245/5411/619111856
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON4929444907011710113132753600/03/236/643/323014847
[#2CGFE]-671058173257423367348253558710100/011/2130/6424/320413647
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pokex812491100011596173100/00/04/30/0DKKK/KDD
pokenplane232231330026921457400/00/31/31/0/KDDDK/DDD
pokeshady583071220021100142701/00/12/20/0DD//KDKK
poke54761936500533884615401/00/47/81/0
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP1853813770011669119800/12/04/20/0KKDK/DKKKD
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET1112610930011627843950/01/04/20/1KDK/DKDKK
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON4414490001131913471210/01/00/30/0K/DDD
[#2CGFE]-11378272510003461533882160/14/08/70/1
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pokex1411082417310936622008180/02/121/61/1K//KKKK/KKK/KDK/KD/DKD/KKSKKKKXK/DKKKDK/KD
pokenplane5484132410082710276100/01/18/154/1KD/KDKK/K/KDK/DKDDDDKK/XD/DDDKD/KKDDD/
pokeshady11614028246021742472713430/00/027/63/1K/KK//KD/DKD/KKKKK/KD/K/KK//T/K/KK/K/KT/K/KKKDKK/KKDKD
poke1043326565101234106197482610/03/256/278/3
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP38921231400828683999540/01/010/191/4D/DDDDDKDDKKDKD/DKDK///KD/K/K/DKDDDDDDDDKDK
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET502648100287184700/01/26/161/4DKDDDDDDKDDDKK/D/DDDKDDDDDKKDDKD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON40691025100523163457360/00/19/191/0D//KD/DDKDDKDDK/KDDDDDKDDK/DKDDKKDD
[#2CGFE]-4318726646001560558303900/02/325/543/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pokex666981220021724194500/00/07/91/2D/DXK/DKKDKDKDKDDKDKD
pokenplane556711203011019432011290/00/08/84/2DDKDK/KDT/KDK/K/K/DKDD//DD//K/KK
pokeshady6890111630052883277200/01/010/100/1K/DKKD//D/K/KDDDKDKKDDKDKKD
poke6322630488011765506728290/01/025/275/5
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP726213181001126342537580/00/011/52/2DK/DKK//K//DK/KK//KKDDKK/K/D/KD
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET70751217210624411810580/00/010/92/1/KKK/DK//KDKSDDDKK/KKDKDKDDD/
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON4044615100216532203360/00/15/101/2KDDDDDDDKDD/KKDDKK/DD
[#2CGFE]-61181315041019672865501520/00/126/245/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pokex3710211292128286130441830/01/011/161/4//K///DS/DDDTDDDKK/K/DDDDKKDKDDKDDDTDKDKKD
pokenplane347882300052139348400/00/18/170/2/KD//D/KDKDDKXDDDDXKDKDD/DKDDDKDD
pokeshady11014522206013387331052040/01/221/131/3KKDDK/KK/K/KDDKDKKKDKDKKDKDKDTKKKDDKDXDDKDDK
poke60325417281316887396333870/02/340/462/9
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP90841820500728902716900/00/215/93/3DDDK/DKDKDDD/DKK/KDKDKDKKK/KK/KXK/KDKK/
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET1101492220401739293039840/01/016/136/0/KK/K//DKKKDKKDDDKKKKK/KKDDKKDK/DDKTD/DKKDK
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON718115211006281431181060/02/012/151/0DKDDDK/KDKKKDKKKDDK/DDDKDD//K/K/KDKD
[#2CGFE]-903145561100120963388732800/03/243/3710/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pokex126891915400529252723180/00/119/90/0KDKDKK/K/KD/DKKKDDKDK/DKKKDKK/KKDK
pokenplane606412203017225324471620/00/012/101/3DDKD/KKKDKK/DT/K/K/D/DKK/DDDDKDDK
pokeshady82951417500632952624540/00/114/80/3/KKKD//KDX/DKK/KKDK/KDDDKDKDKDKD
poke892484552120118847377942340/00/245/271/6
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP7711514185113336730282110/02/09/154/0KKDKKSDDKXDTDDKK/DK/DKDKKKDDKD/DDK
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET5797111931042416229500/00/09/142/0DKDKDDDDDKK//K/DDKDK/SKKKDDDKD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON4586920401320113150610/00/010/170/1DDDDKDTK/X/DDDDKD/DDKDDKDKKKKDD
[#2CGFE]-602983457122210779484732720/02/028/466/1

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Player Chats
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [3:01]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:31]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:02]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [2:02]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [1:46]: u blind?????
[1:39]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:22]: The side gate has been built!
[1:20]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [0:13]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [0:13]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [0:13]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [0:12]: u mad?????
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:23)
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Countdown]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Countdown]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:44]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [11:44]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:25]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:04]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:04]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [10:25]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:24]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [10:24]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:46]: u blind?????
[9:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:03]: u blind?????
[9:02]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[8:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:56]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [8:08]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [8:03]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [7:55]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [7:45]: u blind?????
[7:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [7:09]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:09]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [7:05]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [6:44]: u nervous?????
[6:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:25]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [6:23]: u nervous?????
[5:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [5:45]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [5:44]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [5:32]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [5:19]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:16]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [4:24]: u nervous?????
[4:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [4:06]: antivirus fucked uo
[4:06]: [#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET disconnected
[4:06]: Axis team locked from spectators by pokenplane
pokeshady [4:06]: :d
[4:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:06]: [#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET connected
[4:06]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
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[4:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:06]: FIGHT!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [4:05]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [3:44]: u blind?????
[2:54]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:07]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:04]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:46]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:24]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [1:22]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [0:43]: u blind?????
[0:11]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Warmup]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Countdown]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:43]: u blind?????
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:13]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [11:13]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:13]: u blind?????
[11:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:09]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[11:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [11:04]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:04]: u blind?????
[10:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:28]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [10:14]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [10:14]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [9:43]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:43]: u blind?????
[9:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:18]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [9:14]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [8:45]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [8:44]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [8:36]: irw
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [8:34]: wtf
[7:46]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [7:44]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [7:14]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [7:13]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [6:44]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [6:43]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [6:17]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [6:17]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:44]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [5:13]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [4:46]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [4:44]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [4:19]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [4:14]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [3:50]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [3:45]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [3:25]: u blind?????
[3:24]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[3:24]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:36 (original: 12:00)
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Warmup]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:37]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:34]: u blind?????
[11:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:04]: u blind?????
[10:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:35]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:34]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [9:33]: u nervous?????
[9:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:08]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:04]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [8:35]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [8:34]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [6:37]: u blind?????
[6:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [6:09]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [6:05]: u nervous?????
[5:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:35]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [5:04]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [4:37]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [4:34]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [4:05]: u blind?????
[3:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:41]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:38]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:34]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:34]: nigga please
[2:27]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:07]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:07]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:05]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [2:04]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:36]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [1:35]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [1:34]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [1:05]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [1:04]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:04]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [0:34]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [0:03]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [0:01]: u nervous?????
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [Warmup]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Warmup]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [Warmup]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Warmup]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Warmup]: u blind?????
pokeshady [Warmup]: u furi?
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Countdown]: nigga please
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Countdown]: twenty years later u still mad
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:35]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [11:11]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:08]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [10:55]: u blind?????
[10:29]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [10:29]: FUCKING SHIT
pokeshady [10:29]: lol
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:28]: wtf _:D
[10:29]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:29]: nice
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:29]: i would have captured the flag
[10:29]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
pokenplane [10:29]: probably in 2s
[10:29]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
pokeshady [10:29]: u got it
[10:29]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
pokeshady [10:28]: :S
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:29]: :O
[10:29]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:29]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:29]: :D
[10:29]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:29]: FIGHT!
[10:26]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [10:15]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [9:27]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [9:11]: u nervous?????
[9:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:09]: u mad?????
[9:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [8:16]: u blind?????
[7:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:43]: u mad?????
[7:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [7:34]: u blind?????
[7:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [7:11]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [6:53]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [6:17]: u nervous?????
[6:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [5:56]: u blind?????
[5:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [5:32]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [5:12]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:12]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [5:11]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [4:36]: u blind?????
[4:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [3:00]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:55]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:32]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [2:31]: u nervous?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [2:17]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [1:34]: u blind?????
[#2CGFE]-IMOTHEP [1:31]: IMEGE SLONGI VÄRDJAD
[1:29]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:30 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pokeshady disconnected
[Intermission]: pokex disconnected
[Intermission]: pokenplane disconnected

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