bukkake Paradise 69 vs kahlstelle.et (2180 views)

03.06.14 15:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bP^W 69 froxe 49 kills
Killing Spree bP^W 69 froxe 7 frags without being killed
Accountant bP^W 69 froxe 102% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! GLATZEN'HAVOC 10 gibs
...and stay dead! GLATZEN'HAVOC 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bP 69 kasa 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bP^W 69 froxe 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bP 69 kasa 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GLATZEN^O'FR0St 322 damage per frag
What objective? bP^W 69 froxe 283 XP
Red Shirt GLATZEN^O'FR0St 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GLATZEN'HAVOC 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP^W 69 froxe 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GLATZEN^O'FR0St 1 team kills
Gingerbread man GLATZEN^O'FR0St 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bP 69 kasa9427844475001780095993360/02/341/261/118212846
bP^W 69 froxe10228349486001786697293640/04/240/265/317715277
bP 69 98561939511003416678132861000/06/281/266/318014067
GLATZEN^O'FR0St44215306632117718383961130/02/125/444/323912338
GLATZEN'HAVOC532263157101110610382821850/03/529/390/3197143313
GLATZEN'484416112313322713286166782980/05/554/394/3218133311
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP 69 kasa68701116200425051746180/01/19/111/0KK/DDDDKDDDKDKDKKKDKK/D//KD
bP^W 69 froxe536481520001480227200/00/27/111/2DDDDDDDKDDKKDKKDKDDKKDD
bP 69 611341931400439854018180/01/316/222/2
GLATZEN^O'FR0St77621418100723562236180/01/011/102/1KDKK/KKD/K/KKK/DDDDK/DK/DDDK/DKK
GLATZEN'HAVOC130981310300216621749360/02/111/60/1DKKK/KDDKKKDKKDKDDKKK/D
GLATZEN'1041602728400940183985540/03/122/162/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP 69 kasa1508712810031843151700/00/012/50/0KK/DK/K/KDKKDKKKDKKD
bP^W 69 froxe113651715300726111890640/01/014/72/1KDK/KDKKKDKKK/K/KK/DDKK/D/KDKK/D
bP 69 13215229234001044543407640/01/026/122/1
GLATZEN^O'FR0St1141217001312232128410/00/02/141/1DDX/DDKD/DD/KDTDDDDDD
GLATZEN'HAVOC615511184112218423261310/00/112/140/1KD/TDKDDDKDDD/DDKKSDKXKDDKKDDKK
GLATZEN'369613354125340744541720/00/114/281/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP 69 kasa82821417200927852133180/01/113/60/1KKKDKDDKKK//D/KDKDKKDK/K//K///D
bP^W 69 froxe140117211510083770236300/02/017/72/0DK/DKK/KK/KKDKK/K/DD/K//KKKKKKDKKDKK
bP 69 11119935323001765554496180/03/130/132/1
GLATZEN^O'FR0St45851124120628623112360/01/19/141/1DK/KDKDDDDDD/DKK/KSK/SKD/DD/DDKDKDK
GLATZEN'HAVOC185342200031634344300/00/24/160/1DDKDK/DDDK/KDDDDDD/DDDDDDD
GLATZEN'321381546120944966555360/01/313/301/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP 69 kasa1163976000187659700/00/17/40/0KDKDKD/KDKDKK
bP^W 69 froxe1003733000280876800/01/02/10/0KK//DK
bP 69 1087610900031684136500/01/19/50/0
GLATZEN^O'FR0St4227371001742920180/00/03/60/0KDDD/KDKDD
GLATZEN'HAVOC4220373003623764180/01/12/30/0D/KDK/K/DD
GLATZEN'4247614400413651684360/01/15/90/0

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Player Chats
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Warmup]: lets go :o)
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Warmup]: wheres froxe m8
GLATZEN'HAVOC [Countdown]: glhf :)
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Countdown]: HFF :)
bP^W 69 froxe [Countdown]: hf
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
bP^W 69 froxe [10:45]: wow we are number 1 in ladder and cant even fix crane
GLATZEN'HAVOC [10:41]: :o)
[9:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
bP^W 69 froxe [7:57]: goot own
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [7:50]: only lucky :D
GLATZEN'HAVOC [7:47]: :(
bP^W 69 froxe [7:46]: bad map
[7:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:32]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:27
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: like_The_worst_game_evah
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Intermission]: ya :D
GLATZEN'HAVOC [Intermission]: ggwp :D
bP^W 69 froxe [5:44]: cso
bP^W 69 froxe [5:41]: asd
bP^W 69 froxe [5:41]: we suck
[5:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
GLATZEN'HAVOC [2:54]: :D!
[2:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [1:31]: cant hit :(
[1:07]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
GLATZEN'HAVOC [0:03]: :D!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:27)
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: bad map
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: >s
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: rather play erden or tc-base
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Intermission]: bad everything :D
[9:21]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
GLATZEN'HAVOC [9:21]: phone
bP^W 69 froxe [9:21]: >s
[9:21]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [9:21]: sry
bP^W 69 froxe [9:21]: rdy?
[9:21]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
GLATZEN'HAVOC [9:21]: sorry :)
[9:21]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:21]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:21]: FIGHT!
[8:16]: The Doors are opening!!
GLATZEN'HAVOC [7:53]: :D!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [7:52]: :D
GLATZEN'HAVOC [7:52]: hahaa
[6:34]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [3:12]: what a fail :D
[2:55]: Axis have returned the objective!
GLATZEN'HAVOC [1:56]: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [1:55]: .dd
GLATZEN'HAVOC [0:56]: miese krise
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [0:48]: .d
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [0:15]: gg :D
GLATZEN'HAVOC [0:14]: wp
bP^W 69 froxe [0:03]: me won once bofre 3on3 u game
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: me goot ingrish lessan
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: give me 1 second
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: gonna get something to drink
GLATZEN'HAVOC [Intermission]: nice stats
bP^W 69 froxe [Intermission]: u can get 3-1 easy!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Warmup]: not :D
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Warmup]: only guys we can win is cony and hillsong
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [Warmup]: :D
GLATZEN'HAVOC [Warmup]: :D!
[8:29]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:13]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GLATZEN^O'FR0St [6:55]: .d
[6:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:05 (original: 10:00)
GLATZEN'HAVOC [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: GLATZEN'HAVOC disconnected
[Intermission]: bP 69 kasa disconnected
[Intermission]: GLATZEN'FR0St disconnected

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