bukkake Paradise 69 vs WINNERMANS (2456 views)

06.06.14 17:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cae /nerdest 61 kills
Killing Spree froxe 4 frags without being killed
Accountant cae /nerdest 80% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! froxe 10 gibs
...and stay dead! froxe 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning w1ns.ndbt 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! froxe 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cae /nerdest 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! froxe 225 damage per frag
What objective? w1ns.ndbt 449 XP
Red Shirt froxe 94 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? froxe 22 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cae /nerdest 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut w1ns.tram 3 team kills
Gingerbread man froxe 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cae /nerdest804436176100201236312663640/04/352/525/1203167314
froxe554185294100037944311019770/04/742/486/2182117422
froxe6686111317011005721806236821410/08/794/4811/2193142418
w1ns.ndbt64449578950027122591132400/02/454/531/821512748
w1ns.tram7444856767032511423104822140/08/448/433/420413847
w1ns.6889711316512035223682218062140/010/4102/434/421013348
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest120486500021026100200/00/06/20/1KK/KKK/DKDD
froxe40254101003719101600/00/13/61/0DKD/DDDDKK/KD/
froxe8073101510051745201800/00/19/81/1
w1ns.ndbt1007355100290380300/01/04/30/0KKDDD/K/KK
w1ns.tram55445910021115942180/00/04/61/1DDKDKK//KDDDDK
w1ns.781171014200420181745180/01/08/91/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest02201400021364216200/00/00/120/0DDDDD/DDDDDDD/
froxe333141210041271169400/00/34/50/0KDDDKD/DD/KD/K/D
froxe175342610062635385600/00/34/170/0
w1ns.ndbt1225711900052125159600/00/011/40/0K/KDKKKDK/K/K/KDKDK/
w1ns.tram1285397000717311039180/03/06/00/0/K/K/K//KK/KK/KK
w1ns.12511020160001238562635180/03/017/40/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest18593137000019942035640/00/010/73/0DKKDKKKDKDKDKKDKKDKK
froxe6610981220031608151800/00/17/81/0/DKKDK/K/KDKDDKKDDDD
froxe1262022119200336023553640/00/117/154/0
w1ns.ndbt536081510021973194700/00/08/110/3/DK/DDDXDKDDKDKDKDDKKDKD
w1ns.tram8060810001215801655380/01/08/70/1K/KDDKDT/KDKDDKDKKD
w1ns.671201625101435533602380/01/016/180/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest705371000021898151200/00/26/61/0/KDK/KDDKDKDDDKDK
froxe12582151210071504146400/01/011/53/0KK/K/KKK/DKKKK/KKDKD//KD/KD
froxe98135222210093402297600/01/217/114/0
w1ns.ndbt365171900031499168400/00/17/130/3DDDDKDDDDKXDKD/DDKDK/K/DKDD
w1ns.tram8510067001114771718550/02/05/50/1/DTKDDDKDKKKKD
w1ns.611511326001429763402550/02/112/180/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest85123172010073082302700/01/016/130/0DDDKK////K/DKDKK/K/DDKKDKKDKDKDKDKKDK
froxe1682530300920682944180/00/14/181/2/DDDK/DDD/DD/DDD/D//DD/DDDKDDK/DKDK
froxe5120522504001651505971180/01/120/311/2
w1ns.ndbt85100172020083243282900/00/116/111/1K/K/K/KXD/KDKKDKD/KDK/KDDK/DDKK/KDDKKD
w1ns.tram1001011717401727282321850/01/015/92/1K/KKD/T/KDK/KDKKDKKDK/K/K/KKKDDKDDD
w1ns.9320134376011559715150850/01/131/203/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cae /nerdest90104182000072999292500/03/114/121/0DKD/KKKKDDD/KK/DK/KK/DKKK/K/DDKKDKDKDD
froxe888916182001122732383590/03/113/60/0K/D/KKKKK/K/KKDDD/KK//KD//KKK/K/DD
froxe8919334382001852725308590/06/227/181/0
w1ns.ndbt4210892110072516246500/01/28/110/1D//DDDDDKKDK//DDDK/D//KKDDKKDK
w1ns.tram4290112620062792280700/01/410/160/0DKKK//DDDDD/K/DKKDDK//DDKDDDDDDDKDDKK
w1ns.421982047300135308527200/02/618/270/1

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Player Chats
froxe [Countdown]: im not in good mood atm
w1ns.tram [Countdown]: have fun
w1ns.ndbt [Countdown]: fruits.Apricot: PIECEO GS HIY FOKC OFF I BAN U OYJERTD
w1ns.tram [Countdown]: and have fun too
froxe [8:46]: :D
froxe [8:45]: :D
[7:42]: Allies capture the factory district!
froxe [7:18]: really..
[7:03]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:55]: The side gate has been built!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[4:58]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:02
w1ns.ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
froxe [3:33]: get hits maybe
froxe [3:31]: really
froxe [1:58]: if you would take hits
froxe [1:57]: u would be shit
froxe [0:54]: you would lose all of ur games without motyl tramp
w1ns.ndbt [0:54]: nice selfkills
froxe [0:50]: most shitty hitboxes in years
froxe [0:09]: REALLY
froxe [0:06]: 30 shots and 3 gives hit
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:02)
froxe [Intermission]: just ridicilous and dont say its movement because u are warping more than xperia does
w1ns.ndbt [11:45]: :XD
froxe [11:41]: u still suck
froxe [11:39]: wont change that fact
w1ns.ndbt [11:38]: fruits.Apricot: PIECEO GS HIY FOKC OFF I BAN U OYJERTD
[11:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:18]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:29]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:26]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:24]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
cae /nerdest [5:29]: >DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[4:43]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:16
w1ns.ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[3:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:20]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[2:27]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cae /nerdest [1:34]: froxe talking to his cat
[1:33]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
cae /nerdest [1:32]: :l
froxe [0:59]: as I said so shit just unhit
w1ns.ndbt [0:55]: :D
froxe [0:39]: applies for 90% of polish community
froxe [0:37]: so dont feel alone
w1ns.tram [0:03]: no ammo :s
w1ns.tram [0:00]: even colt :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:16)
w1ns.tram [Intermission]: very gg we love goldrush
w1ns.tram [Intermission]: our new homemap
froxe [Warmup]: adlernest frostbite et_ice et_beach supply delivery erden base
w1ns.tram [Countdown]: hf
w1ns.ndbt [10:43]: :XD
[9:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
froxe [3:36]: and 2hs
froxe [3:35]: right away
froxe [3:29]: starting to look like upload now
w1ns.ndbt [3:25]: :XD
[2:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
froxe [1:50]: tramp u should give ur internet to jin
froxe [1:45]: this would be more fun
froxe [1:26]: see
[1:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:55
w1ns.ndbt [Warmup]: roll the bones
[10:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
w1ns.ndbt [10:11]: :XD
[9:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
w1ns.tram [7:09]: :D
[6:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
w1ns.tram [0:07]: nice camp
[0:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:02]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:55)
w1ns.tram [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: cae /nerdest disconnected
w1ns.tram [Intermission]: rematch?
froxe [Intermission]: easy
[Intermission]: froxe disconnected

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