bukkake Paradise 69 vs thenerdest (2587 views)

06.06.14 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^WbP^D69 froxe 38 kills
Killing Spree cae /nerdest 4 frags without being killed
Accountant bP69 fluttershy 87% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^WbP^D69 froxe 7 gibs
...and stay dead! ^WbP^D69 froxe 18% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bP69 fluttershy 31 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^WbP^D69 froxe 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^WbP^D69 froxe 226 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bP69 fluttershy 302 damage per frag
What objective? ^WbP^D69 froxe 282 XP
Red Shirt cae /nerdest 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nsd /nerdest 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP69 fluttershy 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bP69 fluttershy 2 team kills
Gingerbread man ^WbP^D69 froxe 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
^WbP^D69 froxe832823846700166535550700/02/130/306/117212035
bP69 fluttershy832813338522983556367300/01/231/263/025315934
bP69 f8356371841222251489011874300/03/261/269/021314035
nsd /nerdest6121827444011148556722710/01/226/271/418015337
cae /nerdest6121831513001370198168180/02/129/330/522616045
/nerdest614365895701241187414890890/03/155/331/520315746
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe282727000246382100/00/02/50/0DDD//KDKD
bP69 fluttershy663023000086973900/00/12/20/0DDDKK
bP69 f475741000021332156000/00/14/70/0
nsd /nerdest7512340012557676170/00/04/20/0K/T/KDKD
cae /nerdest12522540002100365600/01/04/30/0KKKK/XK/DD
/nerdest1003488001415601332170/01/08/50/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe25814000151044200/00/01/30/0DDK/D
bP69 fluttershy1001944000291545400/00/04/20/0K/K/KKDD
bP69 f6327580003142589600/00/05/50/0
nsd /nerdest332813000131470400/00/01/20/0/DDK
cae /nerdest801345000258272100/00/04/30/0DK/KDKDK/
/nerdest5741580003896142500/00/05/50/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe89107171930072883241700/02/014/111/1/KDKKKDDKDDD/KKDDKK/K/K/KK/KK/DDDKKD
bP69 fluttershy751141520300636122925180/00/114/131/0KKK/DDDKDK/DKKDK/KK/KD/D/KDKDKDKDDD
bP69 f8222132396001364955342180/02/128/242/1
nsd /nerdest631021219300420382672180/01/210/131/0DDDKK/K/KKKDDDKDDDK/DD/DDDKKKDK
cae /nerdest56911425100833043823180/00/014/150/2DKDDDKK/KDDK///DKDKDD//KDDKDDK/DKKDK/KD
/nerdest6019326444001253426495360/01/224/281/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe70427102003112188000/00/15/62/0DDKDDKD/K/DKDK/KK
bP69 fluttershy12045651200122178900/00/05/41/0KDKDKKKDKDSS
bP69 f9587131532032342166900/00/110/103/0
nsd /nerdest10023880002887119200/00/08/40/2KKDKK/DDDKK/KKDD
cae /nerdest4216370000782115000/01/02/60/1DKKDKDDDDD
/nerdest7139111500021669234200/01/010/100/3
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe1665553100184148000/00/03/42/0XKKDKX/DKK
bP69 fluttershy166525310201289955120/01/05/31/0KTDDKTDKKK
bP69 f166107106202121301435120/01/08/73/0
nsd /nerdest3332261001604858180/00/02/40/1DKD/KDDD
cae /nerdest6048351000831127200/00/13/20/2DKDKDKDD
/nerdest4780511200114352130180/00/15/60/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
^WbP^D69 froxe2004363100271746700/00/05/11/0K/KKKDKK/
bP69 fluttershy332113000144950500/00/01/20/0K/DD
bP69 f11764761003116697200/00/06/31/0
nsd /nerdest2521140001455620180/00/01/20/1D/KDD
cae /nerdest402825100151754600/00/02/40/0DD/DKKD
/nerdest33493910029721166180/00/03/60/1

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Player Chats
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: lesso
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: go
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: sekka
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: tuli nii nopsaa tää peli
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: jännitys liian korkeella
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: ei uskalla rupata
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: :D
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: syön vielä
bP69 fluttershy [Warmup]: guys, come on
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: heii
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: :(
^WbP^D69 froxe [Warmup]: 2daay
^WbP^D69 froxe [Countdown]: hf
^WbP^D69 froxe [Countdown]: shoutout xictus
nsd /nerdest [Countdown]: HF
^WbP^D69 froxe [Countdown]: and other fans
cae /nerdest [Countdown]: :P
cae /nerdest [Countdown]: :P
^WbP^D69 froxe [Countdown]: and I wanna also thank my sponsors
[9:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
cae /nerdest [9:48]: mitä vittua
[9:48]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
nsd /nerdest [9:48]: kannatti säätää
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: eiköh wh toimi
nsd /nerdest [9:48]: jotain näyttisjuttuja
[9:48]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
nsd /nerdest [9:48]: tai jotain prossu
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: nyt on kyllä nejmilla ja kavereilla puhuttavaa keskenään
nsd /nerdest [9:48]: ku sil kaatuu vielki toi kone välil
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: kiva
[9:48]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cae /nerdest [9:48]: hmmh
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: mitäs se meni vaihtelee niitä :D
cae /nerdest [9:48]: no nyt
[9:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: eläs koske niihi! hyihyi
[9:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
nsd /nerdest [9:48]: ettei kaatuis!
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: paha tapa
[9:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
cae /nerdest [9:48]: koitin selvittää ongelmaa
[9:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
^WbP^D69 froxe [9:48]: samakun tupakan poltto
[9:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:48]: FIGHT!
[9:13]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:54]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:16
[1:31]: The Doors are opening!!
nsd /nerdest [1:24]: en kattonu ruutuu
nsd /nerdest [1:21]: :dd
^WbP^D69 froxe [0:13]: lo
[0:12]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:03 (original: 2:16)
^WbP^D69 froxe [Intermission]: ootteko tosissanne
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: lol hypyt
[9:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
cae /nerdest [7:16]: tankkibugi
[7:14]: The Tank has been damaged!
cae /nerdest [7:13]: ettei sais tappaa
cae /nerdest [7:12]: kiitos
[6:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
cae /nerdest [2:56]: lopetan ET n kyl tän jälkee
nsd /nerdest [2:50]: :d
nsd /nerdest [2:49]: huumori
[1:29]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
^WbP^D69 froxe [1:07]: luultii et menit jo >D
[0:19]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:40
[10:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:47]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
cae /nerdest [10:40]: vittuku vituttaa
[10:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:11]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:50]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
nsd /nerdest [7:30]: gg!
[7:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:26 (original: 11:40)
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: Siinä malliesimerkkiä miten ET:tä ei pelata
^WbP^D69 froxe [Intermission]: supply frostbite ice beach base erdenberg deli b4
cae /nerdest [9:07]: voinko quittia
[8:58]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
cae /nerdest [8:36]: vittuku vituttaa
[5:15]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:44
[3:35]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
^WbP^D69 froxe [1:22]: GGS
^WbP^D69 froxe [1:20]: shit game
cae /nerdest [1:12]: saikse pitkä vai mitä tapahtu
cae /nerdest [1:06]: oisitte kyl ansainnu voittaa
[1:05]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:39 (original: 4:44)
^WbP^D69 froxe [Intermission]: ei oltas
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: oltii nii vitu paskoja et huhhuh
^WbP^D69 froxe [Intermission]: pelattii iha paskasti
[Intermission]: bP69 froxe disconnected
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: Siis vittu mikä matsi
[Intermission]: cae /nerdest disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69 fluttershy disconnected

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