BaNaNa\'s vs EA gMen (4215 views)

nl lkmai
nl sexside
nl Enigma
nl abort
15.06.14 19:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth abort 41 kills
Killing Spree abort 4 frags without being killed
Accountant abort 124% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! EA|Enigma 10 gibs
...and stay dead! EA|Enigma 36% gibs/kill
Spammity spam spam! abort 8 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! STMF'LkMai 299 damage per frag
What objective? abort 223 XP
Red Shirt BTMF'SexSide 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? STMF'LkMai 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore STMF'LkMai 144 damage per death
Gingerbread man abort 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
STMF'LkMai1938632000521584466680/16/200/00/6360140110
BTMF'SexSide35114174820013365560841000/212/260/05/721512727
TMF'291522380200185813105501680/218/260/05/728813429
STMF'LkMai000700000000/00/50/00/20007
EA|Enigma76202283610101951473367521/020/120/07/41849135
abort12422341339002665302842362/031/60/08/11598642
abort904256976191045116776209883/051/60/015/11145925
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
STMF'LkMai181231600048282097180/03/90/00/3DDDKD/DKD/DDD/DD/DK
BTMF'SexSide286982820072363352400/05/160/03/5D/KD/DDDD/KDDDDK/K/DDK//DDKDDDDDKDDK
TMF'238111442001131915621180/08/250/03/8
STMF'LkMai000700000000/00/50/00/2DDDDDDD
EA|Enigma707317247101527231978340/012/50/05/3/KK/DK///K//DS/K/KKDKDKDK/KK/DK/KKK/KD//D
abort12112723195001640251609360/018/30/05/0//K/KK/KK/K/KKK/KK/KK/KDDKK/K//KK/K/K/KK/D
abort64200405012103167483587700/030/130/010/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
STMF'LkMai1212180000730132500/11/60/00/1DDKDDDDDD
BTMF'SexSide181521100025091406490/11/70/01/1/DDD/DKDKDDDD
TMF'1527319000212392731490/22/130/01/2
EA|Enigma11488872004157672701/06/20/01/1K//KK/DKKDD/KKK
abort11253982008115551201/07/00/01/0/K/K//KK//KKKK/K/
abort1131411715400122731123902/013/20/02/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
STMF'LkMai0605000122050200/00/40/00/0DDD/D
BTMF'SexSide601835000246057400/03/20/00/1K/DKK/DD
TMF'30243100003680107600/03/60/00/1
EA|Enigma502012000025734200/01/20/00/0DDK
abort3003162100181933800/05/10/01/0KK/KKDKK
abort17551741001107668000/06/30/01/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
STMF'LkMai668230000380542500/02/10/00/2DKDKD
BTMF'SexSide10012440002323580510/13/10/01/0K/DDK/KK
TMF'832067000270311221010/15/20/01/2
EA|Enigma6621231000591320180/01/30/01/0KDDKD
abort751234100153138301/01/20/01/1DK/KKDD
abort71335720011122703181/02/50/02/1

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Player Chats
BTMF'SexSide [Countdown]: omg
EA|Enigma [11:58]: GLHF
STMF'LkMai [11:58]: GL & HF
BTMF'SexSide [11:58]: il suck trust me
BTMF'SexSide [11:58]: lol
BTMF'SexSide [10:19]: there good
BTMF'SexSide [9:20]: :LD
BTMF'SexSide [8:53]: really hard with pistol
BTMF'SexSide [8:49]: if this was smg i would have pwnt lol
BTMF'SexSide [8:42]: didnt know it was pistol lol
[8:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: lies
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: wut
[8:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
EA|Enigma [8:06]: his pizza
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: :D
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: damn
STMF'LkMai [8:05]: gg
BTMF'SexSide [8:06]: why is this even a pistol cup?
BTMF'SexSide [8:06]: whats so fun at a pistol lol
[8:06]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
EA|Enigma [8:06]: because its different probably
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: thought it was smg 0.0
[8:06]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: such a gud team
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: lol i thought it smg lkmai lol
[8:06]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[8:05]: STMF'LkMai disconnected
BTMF'SexSide [8:06]: lol
[8:06]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: wtf ?
EA|Enigma [8:05]: unpause?
[8:06]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:05]: [SH]Rehab disconnected
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: hes comming back
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: he lags
EA|Enigma [8:05]: kk
[8:06]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
EA|Enigma [8:05]: can u repause for urself if it expires?
[8:06]: STMF'LkMai connected
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: abort?
[8:06]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
BTMF'SexSide [8:06]: the reall abort?
[8:06]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
STMF'LkMai [8:05]: switch sides
STMF'LkMai [8:06]: you win the first one
[8:06]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
abort [8:05]: haha whatever you call real
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: true
abort [8:05]: but yes :P
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: and true again
[8:06]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
BTMF'SexSide [8:05]: just unpause
[8:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
BTMF'SexSide [8:06]: Enigma :D
[8:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:06]: FIGHT!
BTMF'SexSide [7:40]: wtf
[6:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
BTMF'SexSide [5:40]: gg
BTMF'SexSide [5:30]: wtf
BTMF'SexSide [4:48]: that was a damn fine rape
BTMF'SexSide [4:47]: lol
[4:31]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:01]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
BTMF'SexSide [3:51]: fck
[3:21]: Allies team locked from spectators by BTMF'SexSide
BTMF'SexSide [2:20]: bullshit
BTMF'SexSide [2:14]: :D
BTMF'SexSide [2:05]: how come my nade dont kill
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: funny
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: totaly funny
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: those nades know exactly where we are
EA|Enigma [Warmup]: yeah, its called death cam
EA|Enigma [Warmup]: I can see you if I die and dont spawn yet
BTMF'SexSide [Countdown]: whats with the server too
BTMF'SexSide [Countdown]: why i got such a ping
EA|Enigma [11:58]: GLHF
BTMF'SexSide [11:31]: shit
[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
BTMF'SexSide [10:17]: just die lol
[10:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
BTMF'SexSide [9:12]: why the fuck
BTMF'SexSide [9:10]: is it defusing so slow
[8:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:26]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
BTMF'SexSide [7:42]: just how much hp u got anyway
abort [7:29]: just play the game and accept the way it is thanks
BTMF'SexSide [7:24]: hmmm
BTMF'SexSide [7:18]: thought he would be more of a funny guy
BTMF'SexSide [7:13]: anyway
BTMF'SexSide [7:08]: not used to this pistol cup
BTMF'SexSide [6:45]: lmao
BTMF'SexSide [6:43]: seriously
STMF'LkMai [6:42]: GG
BTMF'SexSide [6:40]: shits funny
BTMF'SexSide [6:33]: i got demo of me killing 5 ea members
[6:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:27 (original: 12:00)
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: at the same time on vahala
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: and i still won
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: 1 vs 5
EA|Enigma [Intermission]: impressive
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: still got the demo lol
EA|Enigma [9:58]: GLHF
[8:44]: The Doors are opening!!
BTMF'SexSide [8:29]: lmao
BTMF'SexSide [8:28]: gg
STMF'LkMai [8:01]: GG
BTMF'SexSide [7:59]: well
[7:59]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:01
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: tcant play
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: where is the server hosted?
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: ?
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: where?
abort [Warmup]: if you had a better ping, smgs and faster defuse times etc
EA|Enigma [Warmup]: no clue
EA|Enigma [Warmup]: its admins server
STMF'LkMai [Warmup]: holland
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: holland?
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: for reall lol
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: so thats why me shooting hitboxes dont work
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: wtf
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: i was totaly sure i aimed head
EA|Enigma [Warmup]: ready?
abort [Countdown]: remember, no ammo cabinets
BTMF'SexSide [Countdown]: wtf
BTMF'SexSide [Countdown]: aimming on head = no hit?
abort [Countdown]: :DDD
EA|Enigma [1:59]: GLHF
STMF'LkMai [0:57]: Xd
BTMF'SexSide [0:53]: gg
EA|Enigma [0:00]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:01)
abort [Intermission]: gg
abort [Intermission]: nice server
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: they won 20 bucks
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: nice server?
[Intermission]: abort disconnected
BTMF'SexSide [Intermission]: lol server = shit lol
[Intermission]: EA|Enigma disconnected
BTMF'SexSide [Warmup]: cant even hit heads

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.