Malibu vs SWIAT WEDLUG KIEPSKICH (2740 views)

12.06.14 21:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth swk'akuku 43 kills
Killing Spree [M] th3 fuck 5 frags without being killed
Accountant swk'akuku 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! swk'aph 12 gibs
...and stay dead! swk'aph 40% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning swk'akuku 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [M] LierOj 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer swk'akuku 185 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! swk'aph 265 damage per frag
What objective? swk'akuku 328 XP
Red Shirt swk'aph 53 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [M] th3 fuck 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [M] LierOj 182 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut swk'akuku 1 team kills
Gingerbread man swk'akuku 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[M] LierOj622832337400657636542180/03/324/314/125117745
[M] th3 fuck7225636495111075797660200/02/232/331/321115357
[M] 685395986911161334214202380/05/256/335/323116556
swk'akuku100328434023113764069931650/01/239/223/217816344
swk'aph572283053120111741376241540/03/226/352/424714436
swk'a76556739314322415053146173190/04/265/355/421315445
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[M] LierOj801044500031026106200/02/19/51/0DKKKK/DKKDKKD/DKK/KKD
[M] th3 fuck759291210032232180800/00/19/80/0DDK/KDKDD/KKKD/KDKKDD
[M] 78196131710063258287000/02/218/131/0
swk'akuku7575912011315062037750/01/18/71/1TK//D/KSDDKKDKDKKDDDKDK
swk'aph4660613300022152496180/01/15/110/1KXKDDDDDKDKDDDDKDDK
swk'a611351525311337214533930/02/213/181/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[M] LierOj576981420002286246100/01/15/142/0DXDKKDKKDDDKDDKDDKDDDDK
[M] th3 fuck333551500121338232020/01/05/110/2DKT/DDDDDDKD/DDKDDKKD
[M] 45104132920123624478120/02/110/252/2
swk'akuku190126191011063008178100/00/017/52/0KXK/K/DKSKK/KKK/K/KKDK/KKDKKKDK
swk'aph5767814501517731843640/00/19/60/2TKDDKDKDK/DK/DK/DK//KDD
swk'a12419327246111147813624640/00/126/112/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[M] LierOj87567810001285163800/00/16/61/0DKKDDKKDDDKDKKD
[M] th3 fuck20084147110120231648180/00/113/41/0KKKDKDKKKKKK/KKKKDDSD
[M] 1441402115210133083286180/00/219/102/0
swk'akuku77507910011340155200/00/06/70/1KDDKKDKDDDK/DKKD
swk'aph4054615100219461756720/02/04/120/1DDKDDDDDD/DKDDK/KKDDK
swk'a591041324200332863308720/02/010/190/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[M] LierOj4054410100311661381180/00/04/60/1DD//DKDD/DDKKK
[M] th3 fuck534581530041986188400/01/05/100/1KKD/DK/DKDD/DDDKK/KDKDD
[M] 47991225400731523265180/01/09/160/2
swk'akuku887789010317861623900/00/18/30/0DK//DKKKK/DKSKDKD
swk'aph9047101130041479152900/00/08/62/0DKKK/D/KKK/DK/KKDKDDD
swk'a891241820310732653152900/00/116/92/0

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Player Chats
[9:18]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:26]: The Axis have blown the Side Wall!
[5:44]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:19]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
swk'akuku [4:19]: kapot ac?
[M] LierOj [4:19]: ?
swk'akuku [4:19]: RUN AC
[4:19]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
swk'akuku [4:19]: BITCH
swk'akuku [4:19]: but we play vs aie
swk'akuku [4:19]: :XD
[4:19]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:19]: NO
[M] LierOj [4:19]: INASNE
swk'akuku [4:19]: so run ac
[4:19]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:19]: oh
[M] LierOj [4:19]: ok
[M] LierOj [4:19]: soz i have error
swk'akuku [4:19]: ok
[M] LierOj [4:19]: on the background
[M] LierOj [4:19]: brb
swk'akuku [4:19]: and u shot me hs
[4:19]: [M] LierOj disconnected
[4:19]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[4:19]: (x-D) connected
[4:19]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:19]: ok leggo?
[M] th3 fuck [4:19]: sryhe got error
[4:19]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:19]: but if u think i cheat pm admins :D!
[4:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[4:19]: FIGHT!
swk'akuku [4:13]: im sure u are better than insane
swk'akuku [4:13]: :XD
[M] LierOj [4:03]: PauSe.
[4:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
swk'akuku [4:02]: wtf man
[4:02]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:02]: PauSe.
[4:02]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:02]: uNPauSe.
[4:02]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:02]: soz
[4:02]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:02]: cfg
[4:02]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:02]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[4:02]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:02]: FIGHT!
[4:01]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[M] LierOj [4:00]: btw insane is much better
swk'akuku [3:50]: i see dmg
swk'akuku [3:50]: :XD
[M] LierOj [3:01]: :D
[0:08]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:51
[M] LierOj [Intermission]: gg
[M] LierOj [Intermission]: got xp no dmg
[M] LierOj [Intermission]: gg
swk'akuku [Warmup]: u have better dmg than insane
swk'akuku [Warmup]: hmm
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: ReAdy.
[M] LierOj [Countdown]: not really
[M] LierOj [Countdown]: i got 1k
[M] LierOj [9:49]: he 2
[M] LierOj [9:49]: gg
[8:22]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:12]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[M] LierOj [7:09]: :D
[M] LierOj [7:01]: :D
[M] LierOj [7:01]: :D
[4:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
swk'akuku [3:59]: vid_Restart hmm
[3:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[M] LierOj [4:00]: His settings are wrong
[M] LierOj [4:00]: so wait a bit
[3:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[3:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[M] th3 fuck [3:59]: lets try
[4:00]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[M] th3 fuck [3:59]: this iss shit
[4:00]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
swk'akuku [4:00]: :D!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[4:00]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:00]: FIGHT!
[3:48]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:25]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[M] LierOj [0:48]: YOO
[M] LierOj [0:46]: 100 MEDIC PAKS
[M] LierOj [0:45]: xd
swk'akuku [0:42]: :D!
[0:00]: [M] th3 fuckcalled a vote.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:51)
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: can we start attack now?
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: nvm
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: ReAdy.
[M] LierOj [11:26]: ja
[10:27]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:39]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:39]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:13]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:08]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[M] LierOj [6:19]: ja toch
[6:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[M] th3 fuck [6:04]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [6:04]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [6:04]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [6:04]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [6:03]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [6:03]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [5:54]: am i suppose to believe this
swk'akuku [5:43]: i can send u my demo LD
[5:43]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:43]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:16
[M] th3 fuck [Intermission]: i can send you my dick
swk'akuku [Intermission]: 27acc vs 37
swk'akuku [Intermission]: no thanks
[M] LierOj [Intermission]: the fuck
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: ReAdy.
swk'akuku [Warmup]: kapot without ac med- med
swk'akuku [Warmup]: kapot with ac low+
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: :))
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: send me timestamps of my cheats then
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: will be great
[M] LierOj [Warmup]: nothing to watch atm
swk'akuku [6:02]: ja
[5:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:32]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:25]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:27]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[M] LierOj [3:06]: JA
[2:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:38]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[M] LierOj [2:37]: k
[M] LierOj [2:36]: geege
[M] th3 fuck [2:24]: losing from lows
[1:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[M] LierOj [0:55]: still need a pause for this
[M] th3 fuck [0:55]: 50 seconds?
[0:55]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[M] th3 fuck [0:55]: dez kanker mensen
[0:55]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[0:55]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:55]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:55]: FIGHT!
[M] th3 fuck [0:42]: rematch?
swk'akuku [0:35]: not today
[M] th3 fuck [0:33]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [0:33]: :D
[M] th3 fuck [0:33]: :D
[M] LierOj [0:28]: sure
[M] LierOj [0:25]: scared
swk'akuku [0:25]: in next week
swk'akuku [0:16]: scared?
[M] th3 fuck [0:12]: today.
swk'akuku [0:07]: dont have time
[M] th3 fuck [0:05]: you have
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:16)
[M] LierOj [Intermission]: ik dans op je kanker moeder
[Intermission]: [M] LierOj disconnected
swk'akuku [Intermission]: thanks for game
[Intermission]: swk'aph disconnected
swk'akuku [Intermission]: bye
[Intermission]: [M] th3 fuck disconnected

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