Alpha Males vs Zut-Ennemi-Derri (2432 views)

fi naku
fi Mirqli
fi antzi
fr lApinOu
fr pater
fr ice
06.07.14 18:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ZeD'pater 50 kills
Killing Spree ZeD'Ice2gun 5 frags without being killed
Accountant ZeD'pater 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ZeD'lApinOu 14 gibs
...and stay dead! ZeD'Ice2gun 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ZeD'pater 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ALPHAMALE-nAku 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ALPHAMALE-nAku 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD 298 damage per frag
What objective? ZeD'lApinOu 310 XP
Red Shirt ALPHAMALE-nAku 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ZeD'pater 1 team kills
Gingerbread man ZeD'pater 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ALPHAMALE-nAku6821445658102289998697720/01/339/375/220013235
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI351491954310550258465180/00/217/422/4264154414
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD53194264970010656876671800/02/119/383/025315636
ALPHAMALE-535579016818203720592248292700/03/175/3810/023914738
ZeD'Ice2gun672553349100019705565822060/01/232/230/421413458
ZeD'lApinOu90310465014101887836915650/01/042/283/319113644
ZeD'pater93286505460125979578791510/04/144/253/319614646
ZeD'8485112915330116225633213764220/06/1118/256/320013946
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALPHAMALE-nAku92551314500520431876180/00/111/82/0D/KKK/K/KKKDK/DK/KDKDKDDDKD
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI66406901001098166700/00/05/71/1KSKKKDDDDKDDDKD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD4540511100213361546180/00/03/92/0DDKD/DD/KDDDKKDK
ALPHAMALE-681352434610744775089360/00/119/245/1
ZeD'Ice2gun819291160042233157400/00/09/60/1KK/DDKDKD///KKDKKKDD
ZeD'lApinOu9189111210041596126500/00/010/61/2K/DDK/DD/KDKDKKKK/KDKKD
ZeD'pater464261310041260163800/01/05/70/2D/DDDDK/KK//DKDDKDK
ZeD'732232636800125089447700/01/024/191/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALPHAMALE-nAku5056918200826002550180/01/17/91/0/DK/D/KDD/KKD/DKDD//K/KDKKD
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI233141700031418271300/00/14/110/2/KDDDDK/DDD/DDKDDDKDD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD162821200029191811360/00/12/90/0D/DDK/DDDDDKDD
ALPHAMALE-3011515472001349377074540/01/313/291/2
ZeD'Ice2gun50526120007196014141080/00/16/40/0/KKKK/D/KK/D//DDD/
ZeD'lApinOu118691311500525071765290/00/013/70/0KKKDK/DDKK//K/KKDKXD/KDKK
ZeD'pater125751512001826071758930/03/011/32/1KD/KDKDKKK/K//KK/KT/KK/KDKK/
ZeD'98196343550120707449372300/03/130/142/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALPHAMALE-nAku691031826110743564271360/00/116/162/1KD/DDDK/KKKDDK/DKDK/K/KDDDSKKDKDK/KDKDD/KDKD
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI1657424200216203389180/00/14/200/1DDDDKDDDDDDDDDDDDD/K/DDKDKDD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD659115236006334335641260/01/011/171/0KK/K/K/KDD/KDDD/DDKKKDDKDK/KDDKKDKDDDD
ALPHAMALE-502513773910159319112241800/01/231/533/2
ZeD'Ice2gun84801619400625912918580/01/115/90/2DKDK/DKDDDKKKKK/KK/K/DDDK/KDKDDDKK/
ZeD'lApinOu811161822510838723037360/01/015/112/1DKK/KDKSK/DK/KDKDDKD/KKDK/DDK/K/KDK/DKKD
ZeD'pater10914423213001047613364580/00/023/110/0KD/DKKK/KKD/D//KKKKDKK/KKK/DDK/DKDDKKDKKK/K/
ZeD'9134057621210241122493191520/02/153/312/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ALPHAMALE-nAku7105700020000/00/05/40/1DKDKDK/D/KKD
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI1252154100088969600/00/04/41/0DKKDKKKDD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD1333543000097074600/01/03/30/0KDKDDKK
ALPHAMALE-11056141410021859144200/01/012/111/1
ZeD'Ice2gun2831270002271676400/00/02/40/1DDDK/D/DK
ZeD'lApinOu803645300180884800/00/04/40/0/DKKDKDKD
ZeD'pater75256820031167111900/00/15/41/0KK/K/K/DDKDKDD
ZeD'61921220500622462643400/00/111/121/1

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Player Chats
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [Warmup]: can we play without it since it's just not working atm?
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: ye
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: let's play
ZeD'Ice2gun [Warmup]: we are on it
ZeD'Ice2gun [Warmup]: i think
ZeD'pater [Warmup]: its ok
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: u can play without
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: let's go
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [Warmup]: oke thx guys
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: xd
ZeD'pater [Warmup]: XDXDXD
ZeD'pater [Countdown]: cask
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [Countdown]: glhf
[11:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ZeD'Ice2gun [11:04]: i have problem in my mouth
ZeD'Ice2gun [11:02]: it hurts
[10:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:24]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:47]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:12
ZeD'pater [Intermission]: gg
ALPHAMALE-nAku [Warmup]: kAAApot:): Brainless cunt
ALPHAMALE-nAku [Warmup]: ":d"
ZeD'Ice2gun [Warmup]: why
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [4:29]: xD
ALPHAMALE-nAku [4:19]: legit gaming co
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [3:47]: xD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [1:58]: xd
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [0:30]: you planning to play long after this?
ZeD'Ice2gun [0:17]: lapin
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:12)
ZeD'lApinOu [Intermission]: gg
ZeD'Ice2gun [Intermission]: what is long
ZeD'pater [Intermission]: what is love
ZeD'Ice2gun [Intermission]: i know long on Inferno map from cs go
ZeD'Ice2gun [Countdown]: u come from 2.55 or what
[11:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:47]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [10:08]: xD
ZeD'lApinOu [10:07]: XD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [10:05]: nejm: I will call you when we have ac here
ZeD'Ice2gun [10:03]: xDDDDDD
[9:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [8:16]: nice pre :D
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI [7:45]: sure >D
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [7:03]: xD
ZeD'Ice2gun [7:01]: :)
[6:36]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
ZeD'lApinOu [6:22]: xd
[6:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
ZeD'Ice2gun [6:15]: NO OBJ
ZeD'Ice2gun [6:14]: BRAVO
ZeD'Ice2gun [6:11]: LOL
ZeD'pater [6:08]: con de té mor
[5:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:14]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [4:00]: xd
[3:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
ZeD'pater [3:17]: gg
[3:15]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [1:28]: XD
[1:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ZeD'Ice2gun [0:27]: RENTRE
ZeD'Ice2gun [0:26]: CHEZ
ZeD'Ice2gun [0:25]: TOI
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
ZeD'pater [Warmup]: GG
ALPHAMALE-nAku [Warmup]: well cheated
ZeD'lApinOu [Warmup]: who
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [Warmup]: xD
ZeD'Ice2gun [Warmup]: I'm new on ET
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [11:57]: xD
[11:12]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [10:52]: xD
[10:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [9:04]: xD
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [8:59]: dmg feedback?
[8:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:43]: ALPHAMALE-nAku disconnected
[8:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[8:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:29 (original: 12:00)
ZeD'pater [Intermission]: gg
ZeD'lApinOu [Intermission]: gg
ZeD'Ice2gun [Intermission]: ggizi
[Intermission]: ZeD'lApinOu disconnected
ALPHAMALE-ANTZORI8DD [Intermission]: gg
ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI [Intermission]: not rili
[Intermission]: ZeD'pater disconnected
[Intermission]: ALPHAMALE-mIRQLI disconnected
ZeD'Ice2gun [Intermission]: EASY
[Intermission]: ZeD'Ice2gun disconnected

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