Lifestyle vs meet your masters (2459 views)

pl SkyLine
pl Baczo
pl Cisy
fr kAZIM
tr rEINA
fi metsuri
12.07.14 19:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth LF|Chisora 29 kills
Killing Spree LF|Chisora 4 frags without being killed
Accountant LF|Chisora 132% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LF|Baczo 6 gibs
...and stay dead! LF|Baczo 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LF|Chisora 27 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI 2 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! mYm 'KAZIM 371 damage per frag
What objective? LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI 120 XP
Red Shirt mYm 'KAZIM 30 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYm REINA 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI 1 team kills
Gingerbread man LF|Chisora 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI105120222001110437132841910/03/018/92/019915634
LF|Chisora13210929224001733862027960/01/027/51/11179243
mym/metsu15032000000000/00/13/180/10019
LF|Baczo7810218236001239373534360/02/015/101/121915433
LF|8433172851011391169488453230/06/063/104/113410135
mYm 'KAZIM371091130100540884412180/00/310/211/137214727
mYm REINA3774113030063704446500/00/211/210/133714929
mYm 3718322604001177928877180/00/221/211/135514828
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI110120222001110437132841910/03/018/92/0KK/K/KKS/DK/KKDKDKK/KKK/KKDK//KKKD/DDKDDKT/
LF|Chisora13110929224001733862027960/01/027/51/1DK/K/DKKK/DK/KKK/K/KDK/KK/KK///K/K/K/KDKK/KK/K/KKKKX
mym/metsu15032000000000/00/13/180/1KDDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDD
LF|Baczo7810218236001239373534360/02/015/101/1DKD/KK/DKKK//KDK/K/KD/K/KDK/KD/DK/KDKDK/D
LF|8433172851011391169488453230/06/163/424/3
mYm 'KAZIM361091130100540884412180/00/310/211/1DK/DDKDDDD/DDKDDK/D//DDKDDKDKDDDKKDKDDKDD
mYm REINA3674113030063704446500/00/211/210/1KDDDKDDDDK/DK/K/D/DD/DDDK/DDDKKDKDDKDDDDK
mYm 3618322604001177928877180/00/521/421/2

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Player Chats
mym/metsu [Warmup]: you order kebab?
mYm 'KAZIM [Warmup]: brb
mYm 'KAZIM [Warmup]: eat kebab
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: i dont eat so shit stuff
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: ; )
mym/metsu [Warmup]: you eat only beef?
mym/metsu [Warmup]: and steaks
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: ye !
mym/metsu [Warmup]: stake
mym/metsu [Warmup]: gg
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [Warmup]: metsu voice
mym/metsu [Warmup]: i eat shit
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [Countdown]: :D
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [Countdown]: fun
mym/metsu [Countdown]: and drink own cum
mym/metsu [Countdown]: much protein
mYm 'KAZIM [11:57]: never eat somth they just drink some vodka
mym/metsu [9:18]: anus
mym/metsu [9:16]: sor
mym/metsu [9:14]: ry
mym/metsu [9:13]: i suck
mym/metsu [9:11]: anus
[9:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:29]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
mym/metsu [8:07]: do you guys like to suck anus
[7:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [7:03]: get hit
mYm 'KAZIM [7:00]: u too
mym/metsu [6:51]: get anus
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
mYm REINA [6:32]: :DD
[6:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
LF|Chisora [6:27]: *PAUSE*
mYm REINA [6:26]: i tell u
mym/metsu [6:26]: my anus is so wide
mym/metsu [6:26]: for
mym/metsu [6:26]: anus
mYm REINA [6:26]: i dont have time
mym/metsu [6:26]: i have naus
mym/metsu [6:26]: maus
[6:26]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
mym/metsu [6:26]: in my bedroom
mym/metsu [6:26]: i fuck him
[6:26]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
LF|Chisora [6:26]: *UNPAUSE*
[6:26]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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mym/metsu [6:26]: real TRL|MAUS in my bed
[6:26]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[6:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:26]: FIGHT!
mym/metsu [6:26]: i fuckw
[5:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mym/metsu [5:29]: do you guys like to put anus in other men's mouth
LF|Chisora [5:26]: no
[4:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[3:50]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[3:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:50]: FIGHT!
mym/metsu [3:23]: gg
mym/metsu [3:22]: i go
mym/metsu [3:21]: fuck this
[3:20]: mym/metsu disconnected
mYm REINA [3:16]: XDXDXD
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [3:15]: ?
mYm 'KAZIM [3:12]: i kbnow this hsit fintard
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [3:09]: get 3
LF|Chisora [3:04]: ahaha
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [2:45]: get 3?
[2:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
mYm 'KAZIM [2:11]: i know this drunk retarded will mad and leave
mYm 'KAZIM [0:22]: gg
mYm REINA [0:01]: ?DDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mYm REINA [Intermission]: why th's server XD
mYm REINA [Warmup]: we dnt hve 3rd
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: gg wp
mYm REINA [Warmup]: 1 go spec
mYm REINA [Warmup]: _?
LF|SkyLine'POWER TDI [Warmup]: take someone
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: go fuck yourself? : )
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: :D
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: :D
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: :D
mYm 'KAZIM [Warmup]: go fuck metsushit
LF|Chisora [Warmup]: ok i will
mYm REINA [Warmup]: gg
mYm REINA [Warmup]: sry for this ...

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