Double Dutch Dragons vs Improper Bastards (3345 views)

fi LORDI
nl timbolina
be ViKO
gb Artstar
fi hoffa
fi jassu
14.07.14 15:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ib. tiejyra 78 kills
Killing Spree ib. tiejyra 6 frags without being killed
Accountant lrd 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DRGN SLEEPER 18 gibs
...and stay dead! DRGN SLEEPER 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ib. tiejyra 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! DRGN t1Mbolina 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer DRGN t1Mbolina 180 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ib. jassun potkukelkka 259 damage per frag
What objective? ib. jassun potkukelkka 527 XP
Red Shirt DRGN SLEEPER 96 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ib. hoffan rantatuoli 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore lrd 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ib. jassun potkukelkka 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ib. jassun potkukelkka 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DRGN SLEEPER67489649618022515086126541770/00/553/5813/823613238
DRGN t1Mbolina81396637815022111628124225250/01/248/4414/1218515938
lrd83455718611012115263149573420/06/261/575/1021517447
lrd761340198260440567419774003310440/07/2162/5732/1021215538
ib. jassun potkukelkka75527668812053116233138801860/04/360/477/924615857
ib. hoffan rantatuoli56339498681123942013157460/00/238/5012/10192151411
ib. tiejyra81510789610011714380149402950/05/265/699/1118415666
ib. 71137619327030177140033419775270/09/2163/6928/1120715558
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER441321125301628722637580/00/29/123/5DKDKDDTDDDDDDDDKD/KK//KD/D/DKDK/KDDKK
DRGN t1Mbolina8812515176013348434402090/01/112/113/2DKDKKDKDKDDKDK/KDDD/KDKDKKK/TDKDK
lrd801132025500440244347740/02/116/212/1KDKXDKKK/KKDDKKDKDDKDDKDDDD/KDKDKKDKK/DDDDDK/XK
lrd71370466714021310380104243410/03/437/448/8
ib. jassun potkukelkka901271921201740433289490/02/117/111/3KDKDDKKDDKKK/KK/DK/TDK/KD/XKK/DK/DKKDKDDKD
ib. hoffan rantatuoli7379141910032654324300/00/110/124/3KDKDKKKDKKKDDD/KDKDDK/K/DKDDDDKDD
ib. tiejyra9113121232017372738481410/02/118/152/1KDKKKDDDDK/KDK/KKDDXKDK/K/TD/KDKDKKKK/K/DDKKDD
ib. 8533754635021710424103801900/04/345/387/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER663481200021535172200/00/08/80/2/KKDKK/KDDKDDDDDDKKD
DRGN t1Mbolina87327820011077164300/00/06/61/2DKDKKK/KKXDDDKDD
lrd75469121012191921071240/00/09/81/2KDKK/KDDK/TKKDKKDDDDDD
lrd7611224323015453154721240/00/023/222/6
ib. jassun potkukelkka9082101140032240157700/00/09/91/0DKDKDDDDKDKXKK/KK//KDK
ib. hoffan rantatuoli604761020119971328280/00/03/84/1DDDDDDKDKTKKK/KDD
ib. tiejyra1577511720002235162600/00/011/70/0KKDKKDDDDKDDKKKKKK
ib. 1022042728801454724531280/00/023/245/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER7092121740043020273300/00/011/131/0KKDKKD/KDDDDKDK/K/DKDK/DDDKDK
DRGN t1Mbolina687211162013250024301360/00/17/95/3DTDDDKK/K/DDKDDKDKK/DKDKKKDD
lrd82841417200732482887360/00/014/70/4K/XKK/DDDK///DK/KKDDDKKKK/KDKDDK
lrd73248375080114876880501720/00/132/296/7
ib. jassun potkukelkka82981417102632962970550/01/013/102/1DDKTT/K/K/K/DKK/D/KDKKKDKDDDDKKKD
ib. hoffan rantatuoli3568720100917933114180/00/05/112/1DKDK//KXD/KDK///DDK/DKDD/D/D
ib. tiejyra711161521300629612684280/00/012/123/4K/KDDDKKX/KDKD/DKDD/DK/KKDK/DDKKDKDKD
ib. 63282365850221805087681010/01/030/337/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER66951218501732752045590/00/110/103/0/KDKDD/KDDKD/KD//KDKTKK/KKD/KDD
DRGN t1Mbolina70841217100617322104540/00/09/81/3KK/KD/K/D/DKDKD//KKDDKDDKDKKD
lrd1001021414200324332466360/02/111/101/1DDKDKKK/D/DKDKKKKDKXDDKKKK/DD
lrd79281384980116744066151490/02/230/285/4
ib. jassun potkukelkka4779919100731322791180/00/17/82/3K/KDD/KDKD/DKD/DK/DDDDD/KKK/
ib. hoffan rantatuoli9261131400041502192000/00/113/70/1KKKKDK/K/KKDDKDDKDKDK/KD/DD
ib. tiejyra64751117100119812729180/02/07/142/1DDDDDDKK/KDDKDKDDKDKDDKKDKDK
ib. 6821533502001266157440360/02/227/294/5
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER5861712300115031795600/00/15/92/1DDKDDK/KDKDKDDKDDKD
DRGN t1Mbolina84361113100515581766900/00/09/72/1K/KDKK/KKK/KDKDDDD/D/DKK
lrd614481310042150190100/01/06/81/1K/KDK/KDDDK//DKDDKDKD
lrd68141263850010521154621500/01/120/245/3
ib. jassun potkukelkka1129398202319061613640/00/110/31/1DK/DDK/KK/DKKKTTKKD
ib. hoffan rantatuoli706171011021545171100/00/05/52/2K/KDDKD/DKSKDKDKD
ib. tiejyra8563121410002011188710/01/011/140/2DDKKDDDDDKDDKKKKDKDKXKXDKKDD
ib. 892172832412554625211650/01/126/223/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DRGN SLEEPER11675141230052881172200/00/110/64/0KDKKDD/K/DKKKDKK/DKK/K/KKD
DRGN t1Mbolina1004777300312771039360/00/05/32/1DKKKDK/D/K/DKK
lrd1206665000114891249720/01/05/30/1DDK/KKKKDKD
lrd11218827246009564740101080/01/120/126/2
ib. jassun potkukelkka414851220051616164000/01/04/60/1K/KK//DK/DKDDDD/D
ib. hoffan rantatuoli15232133004929184100/00/02/70/2/KKD/DD/DDDDDD/
ib. tiejyra57508141003146521661070/00/16/72/3DD/KDD/DKK/DKDKKDDDKDK
ib. 38121153960012401056471070/01/112/202/6

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Player Chats
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: brb
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: apparently this waterproof AC suddenly turned off
lrd [Warmup]: WATR
lrd [Warmup]: these boxes even worse than in cs
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: :D
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: why
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: noob cant jump?!
lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
lrd [Warmup]: soz4ownage
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: when im alone i spit beats
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: so i guess you spit beats all the time
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: yup join ts
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: :D
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: later
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: still playing cs?
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: adeto pulling a cupra
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: yes
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: how
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: why
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: :d
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: nerd hard
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: hf
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: gl hf guys and artstar
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: hf
ib. tiejyra [Countdown]: smd fgt
lrd [11:30]: bot
ib. tiejyra [11:28]: :D
lrd [11:17]: how the fuck u give 2 heads with pistol
[9:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:52]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
lrd [9:41]: soz4ownage
lrd [9:41]: soz4ownage
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lrd [9:13]: ?????????
lrd [9:09]: u can wallbamg in eT?
[8:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:16]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:47]: The Tank has been damaged!
lrd [5:42]: fuck
lrd [4:50]: xDDDD
lrd [3:12]: XDDDDDD reported
lrd [2:51]: SURE
[1:53]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
lrd [0:46]: artstar are u on ac
ib. tiejyra [0:41]: :d
ib. tiejyra [0:40]: ye
lrd [0:38]: send demo
[0:36]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:23
DRGN SLEEPER [Intermission]: ignore him
ib. jassun potkukelkka [Intermission]: mikas meian ex koodarille on tullu ku pyytaa demoja
lrd [Intermission]: no
DRGN SLEEPER [Intermission]: he's special
lrd [Intermission]: >ex koodarille
lrd [Intermission]: niimpä niin =D
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: meet me varrock west bank
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:52]: xddd
lrd [8:49]: :D
lrd [8:49]: soz4ownage
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:48]: LORDI
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:43]: he rekt me
[8:19]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:16]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lrd [7:28]: WTF
lrd [7:25]: vittuuko
lrd [7:24]: siell'
DRGN t1Mbolina [7:11]: mikka vittu on sun ongelma
[7:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:38]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
DRGN SLEEPER [6:18]: SHREKT
lrd [5:37]: enjoy ban artsaar
DRGN SLEEPER [5:33]: D
[5:33]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:50 (original: 11:23)
lrd [Warmup]: HAHAH
lrd [Warmup]: LOL
lrd [Warmup]: THAT 3HS
ib. tiejyra [Countdown]: xD
lrd [Countdown]: TO MOVING TARGETR
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: moving?
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: selfbust
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
DRGN SLEEPER [10:25]: we need a pause so lordi can bind syringe again
lrd [10:22]: :D
lrd [10:22]: :D
lrd [10:22]: :D
lrd [10:22]: :D
[10:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
lrd [10:12]: FUCKING HEL
[10:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lrd [10:00]: bug nade :DDDDDD
lrd [9:59]: forfeit
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:56]: gg guys
ib. tiejyra [9:48]: nade over isn't a bug :P
[9:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
ib. tiejyra [9:45]: nade inside is a bug
lrd [9:42]: say that to ohurcool
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:39]: in court
ib. tiejyra [9:38]: et 2k14 still don't know rules
ib. tiejyra [9:38]: XDD
lrd [9:33]: plz m8 i reku
[8:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
lrd [5:40]: HAHAHA
lrd [5:39]: HAHAHHA
lrd [5:37]: ENJOY AVI
[5:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:20]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
lrd [4:04]: soz4ownage
lrd [4:04]: soz4ownage
[2:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:52
[9:48]: ib. hoffan rantatuoli disconnected
[9:44]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:44]: Allies team locked from spectators by DRGN t1Mbolina
[9:44]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:44]: gh cya
[9:44]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:44]: Sander connected
lrd [9:44]: fuck this offi anyways
[9:44]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
lrd [9:44]: ufo as decider when we do 6min time
[9:44]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
DRGN SLEEPER [9:44]: 6min time for flag
[9:44]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
lrd [9:44]: for cp
[9:44]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:44]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:44]: FIGHT!
[8:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lrd [7:41]: ???????!!
lrd [7:33]: nade 7m meter away
DRGN SLEEPER [7:22]: 7 meter meter
DRGN SLEEPER [7:20]: gg game
DRGN SLEEPER [7:18]: n1 one
ib. jassun potkukelkka [7:17]: Ethicc: Vittu mulla oo ollu rahaa ees kumeja hankkia xDd
[7:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
DRGN SLEEPER [7:16]: wp played
ib. tiejyra [7:16]: 7MILLION
[7:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ib. tiejyra [7:14]: ACTUALLY
lrd [6:29]: HAHAHA
lrd [6:29]: AHAHHA
lrd [6:27]: NOT POSSIBLE
lrd [6:26]: U DICK
[6:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:25]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:27 (original: 9:52)
lrd [Intermission]: told u its 6min time
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: close enough
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: !
lrd [Intermission]: :D
lrd [Warmup]: ufo as decider
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: jekku?!
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjeku
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: pewpew
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: wallbanging a bit dunno
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: maybe wallbanging a bit
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: well pwt wat could i do
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: ©Azur
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: wanna pewpew?
lrd [Countdown]: rup got business to take care of with vikos sis
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: hf fun
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: shoutout m1tja's ugly dogface
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:09]: i like dick
DRGN SLEEPER [8:56]: shrekt
lrd [8:39]: soz4ownage
lrd [8:39]: soz4ownage
lrd [8:39]: soz4ownage
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:38]: shrek is life
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:05]: shrek is love
[8:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
lrd [7:41]: xd
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [7:39]: d:D-G-<
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [7:39]: d:D-G-<
lrd [7:33]: soz4ownage
lrd [7:33]: soz4ownage
lrd [7:28]: HAHJA FUCKIN MOUSE
DRGN t1Mbolina [7:10]: swiggity swooty im comin fo dat booty
[5:41]: Main blast door opening!
[5:36]: Main blast door closing!
lrd [4:52]: lowskill
[4:42]: Main blast door opening!
[4:37]: Main blast door closing!
[4:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:51
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: haha
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: i pooped a little :)
lrd [Intermission]: i serously gonna learn to look at the st again
lrd [Intermission]: 10x full in this offi alrdy
lrd [Intermission]: selfin at 18 or so
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: haha he said learn again
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: he never managed to look at it
lrd [Warmup]: lol
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: viko is tickling his fathers farthole
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: 3 mins
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: :l
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: all the unemployment causes too much stress
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: nohomo
lrd [5:17]: lol
lrd [4:40]: KIDDIN
[4:34]: The Doors are opening!!
lrd [4:12]: :D
[3:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:37]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
lrd [1:34]: XD
[0:46]: Main blast door opening!
[0:41]: Main blast door closing!
lrd [0:15]: ofc >D
[0:01]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:50 (original: 5:51)
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: :D
lrd [Intermission]: U KIDDING ME
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: gg
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [Intermission]: '.D
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: did we wonned
[Intermission]: DRGN SLEEPER disconnected

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