Double Dutch Dragons vs Improper Bastards (3345 views)
LORDI
timbolina
ViKO
timbolina
ViKO
Artstar
hoffa
jassu
hoffa
jassu
14.07.14 15:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | ib. tiejyra | 78 kills |
Killing Spree | ib. tiejyra | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | lrd | 83% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | DRGN SLEEPER | 18 gibs |
...and stay dead! | DRGN SLEEPER | 28% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | ib. tiejyra | 65 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | DRGN t1Mbolina | 14 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | DRGN t1Mbolina | 180 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ib. jassun potkukelkka | 259 damage per frag |
What objective? | ib. jassun potkukelkka | 527 XP |
Red Shirt | DRGN SLEEPER | 96 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | ib. hoffan rantatuoli | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | lrd | 181 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ib. jassun potkukelkka | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | ib. jassun potkukelkka | 31 /kills |
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DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: | brb |
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: | apparently this waterproof AC suddenly turned off |
lrd [Warmup]: | WATR |
lrd [Warmup]: | these boxes even worse than in cs |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | :D |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | why |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | noob cant jump?! |
lrd [Warmup]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [Warmup]: | soz4ownage |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | when im alone i spit beats |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | so i guess you spit beats all the time |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | yup join ts |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | :D |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | later |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | still playing cs? |
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: | adeto pulling a cupra |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | yes |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | how |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | why |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | :d |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | nerd hard |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | hf |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: | gl hf guys and artstar |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | hf |
ib. tiejyra [Countdown]: | smd fgt |
lrd [11:30]: | bot |
ib. tiejyra [11:28]: | :D |
lrd [11:17]: | how the fuck u give 2 heads with pistol |
[9:55]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:52]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
lrd [9:41]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [9:41]: | soz4ownage |
[9:27]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
lrd [9:13]: | ????????? |
lrd [9:09]: | u can wallbamg in eT? |
[8:27]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:16]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[8:03]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:59]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[7:31]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:05]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:03]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[5:47]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
lrd [5:42]: | fuck |
lrd [4:50]: | xDDDD |
lrd [3:12]: | XDDDDDD reported |
lrd [2:51]: | SURE |
[1:53]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
lrd [0:46]: | artstar are u on ac |
ib. tiejyra [0:41]: | :d |
ib. tiejyra [0:40]: | ye |
lrd [0:38]: | send demo |
[0:36]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:23 |
DRGN SLEEPER [Intermission]: | ignore him |
ib. jassun potkukelkka [Intermission]: | mikas meian ex koodarille on tullu ku pyytaa demoja |
lrd [Intermission]: | no |
DRGN SLEEPER [Intermission]: | he's special |
lrd [Intermission]: | >ex koodarille |
lrd [Intermission]: | niimpä niin =D |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | meet me varrock west bank |
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:52]: | xddd |
lrd [8:49]: | :D |
lrd [8:49]: | soz4ownage |
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:48]: | LORDI |
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:43]: | he rekt me |
[8:19]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:16]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[7:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
lrd [7:28]: | WTF |
lrd [7:25]: | vittuuko |
lrd [7:24]: | siell' |
DRGN t1Mbolina [7:11]: | mikka vittu on sun ongelma |
[7:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:38]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
DRGN SLEEPER [6:18]: | SHREKT |
lrd [5:37]: | enjoy ban artsaar |
DRGN SLEEPER [5:33]: | D |
[5:33]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:50 (original: 11:23) |
lrd [Warmup]: | HAHAH |
lrd [Warmup]: | LOL |
lrd [Warmup]: | THAT 3HS |
ib. tiejyra [Countdown]: | xD |
lrd [Countdown]: | TO MOVING TARGETR |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | moving? |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | selfbust |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:37]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
DRGN SLEEPER [10:25]: | we need a pause so lordi can bind syringe again |
lrd [10:22]: | :D |
lrd [10:22]: | :D |
lrd [10:22]: | :D |
lrd [10:22]: | :D |
[10:20]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
lrd [10:12]: | FUCKING HEL |
[10:08]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
lrd [10:00]: | bug nade :DDDDDD |
lrd [9:59]: | forfeit |
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:56]: | gg guys |
ib. tiejyra [9:48]: | nade over isn't a bug :P |
[9:47]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
ib. tiejyra [9:45]: | nade inside is a bug |
lrd [9:42]: | say that to ohurcool |
[9:42]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:39]: | in court |
ib. tiejyra [9:38]: | et 2k14 still don't know rules |
ib. tiejyra [9:38]: | XDD |
lrd [9:33]: | plz m8 i reku |
[8:51]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:47]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:19]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:47]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
lrd [5:40]: | HAHAHA |
lrd [5:39]: | HAHAHHA |
lrd [5:37]: | ENJOY AVI |
[5:20]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:20]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:06]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
lrd [4:04]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [4:04]: | soz4ownage |
[2:07]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:52 |
[9:48]: | ib. hoffan rantatuoli disconnected |
[9:44]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[9:44]: | Allies team locked from spectators by DRGN t1Mbolina |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:44]: | gh cya |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Sander connected |
lrd [9:44]: | fuck this offi anyways |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
lrd [9:44]: | ufo as decider when we do 6min time |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
DRGN SLEEPER [9:44]: | 6min time for flag |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
lrd [9:44]: | for cp |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:44]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:44]: | FIGHT! |
[8:59]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:58]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:06]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:49]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
lrd [7:41]: | ???????!! |
lrd [7:33]: | nade 7m meter away |
DRGN SLEEPER [7:22]: | 7 meter meter |
DRGN SLEEPER [7:20]: | gg game |
DRGN SLEEPER [7:18]: | n1 one |
ib. jassun potkukelkka [7:17]: | Ethicc: Vittu mulla oo ollu rahaa ees kumeja hankkia xDd |
[7:17]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
DRGN SLEEPER [7:16]: | wp played |
ib. tiejyra [7:16]: | 7MILLION |
[7:15]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
ib. tiejyra [7:14]: | ACTUALLY |
lrd [6:29]: | HAHAHA |
lrd [6:29]: | AHAHHA |
lrd [6:27]: | NOT POSSIBLE |
lrd [6:26]: | U DICK |
[6:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:15]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:29]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:00]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:59]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:45]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[1:25]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:27 (original: 9:52) |
lrd [Intermission]: | told u its 6min time |
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: | close enough |
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: | ! |
lrd [Intermission]: | :D |
lrd [Warmup]: | ufo as decider |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | jekku?! |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | jjjjjjjjjjjjjjeku |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | pewpew |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | wallbanging a bit dunno |
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: | maybe wallbanging a bit |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | well pwt wat could i do |
DRGN SLEEPER [Warmup]: | ©Azur |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | wanna pewpew? |
lrd [Countdown]: | rup got business to take care of with vikos sis |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | hf fun |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: | shoutout m1tja's ugly dogface |
DRGN t1Mbolina [9:09]: | i like dick |
DRGN SLEEPER [8:56]: | shrekt |
lrd [8:39]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [8:39]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [8:39]: | soz4ownage |
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:38]: | shrek is life |
DRGN t1Mbolina [8:05]: | shrek is love |
[8:04]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:49]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
lrd [7:41]: | xd |
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [7:39]: | d:D-G-< |
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [7:39]: | d:D-G-< |
lrd [7:33]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [7:33]: | soz4ownage |
lrd [7:28]: | HAHJA FUCKIN MOUSE |
DRGN t1Mbolina [7:10]: | swiggity swooty im comin fo dat booty |
[5:41]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:36]: | Main blast door closing! |
lrd [4:52]: | lowskill |
[4:42]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:37]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:08]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:51 |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: | haha |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: | i pooped a little :) |
lrd [Intermission]: | i serously gonna learn to look at the st again |
lrd [Intermission]: | 10x full in this offi alrdy |
lrd [Intermission]: | selfin at 18 or so |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | haha he said learn again |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | he never managed to look at it |
lrd [Warmup]: | lol |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | viko is tickling his fathers farthole |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Warmup]: | 3 mins |
ib. tiejyra [Warmup]: | :l |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Countdown]: | all the unemployment causes too much stress |
DRGN SLEEPER [Countdown]: | nohomo |
lrd [5:17]: | lol |
lrd [4:40]: | KIDDIN |
[4:34]: | The Doors are opening!! |
lrd [4:12]: | :D |
[3:37]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:37]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
lrd [1:34]: | XD |
[0:46]: | Main blast door opening! |
[0:41]: | Main blast door closing! |
lrd [0:15]: | ofc >D |
[0:01]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:50 (original: 5:51) |
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: | :D |
lrd [Intermission]: | U KIDDING ME |
ib. tiejyra [Intermission]: | gg |
ib. hoffan rantatuoli [Intermission]: | '.D |
DRGN t1Mbolina [Intermission]: | did we wonned |
[Intermission]: | DRGN SLEEPER disconnected |
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