Saber vs nutella (2421 views)

us Foreigner
cz BOBiKA
fi Swanidius
de kitt
tr symbol
de funtiik
22.07.14 01:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 78 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 7 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! s|Foreigner 16 gibs
...and stay dead! s|Foreigner 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 66 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! s|DRUNKiKA 255 damage per frag
What objective? TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 452 XP
Red Shirt nuts. Tom Petty 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nuts. funtiik 19 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore s|Foreigner 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut s|Foreigner 3 team kills
Gingerbread man s|DRUNKiKA 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
nuts. Tom Petty5739751881011269526106341240/00/147/535/718711927
nuts. raSiM 8)75420526813101911067105321860/03/446/403/421315355
nuts. funtiik55333468480019854511402360/01/239/546/9186136419
nuts. 62115014924031216429138325683460/04/2132/5414/9195136410
s|Foreigner743845270160313874799983320/03/245/507/616814347
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<311045278701510181277710849400/03/266/428/1016415378
s|DRUNKiKA643224469202281104482913180/01/038/427/025112047
s|83115817420933155932568291386900/07/0149/4222/019413957
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nuts. Tom Petty7610219251001128952723180/00/016/143/0KK/KKDKDDKDKK/DK/K/KDK/K/DDKDDK/K/DK/K/DD/KD
nuts. raSiM 8)100118171730063420309200/00/117/90/1K/DKKKKKDK/D/DKKKD/D/KKKKKDK/DDDKD
nuts. funtiik9511821224001033063062180/00/017/94/2D/KDDK/K/KKKK/KK/KK//KKDKDDD//KKK/KKDKDDKDD
nuts. 9033857648002796218877360/00/150/327/3
s|Foreigner41101102430002360337800/00/09/211/3KDKDDKDDDDDDKDDDKDDDDKDKDDDKDDKDKD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<369113162361053415343200/01/014/130/4DDKKDKDDDDDDDDK/K/KDK/K/KSD/DKDDDKKKKKK
s|DRUNKiKA44851125000931022811180/00/09/162/0DKD/DKK/DKDDKD/DKD//DK//DDDD/KD/KKDK
s|5129937729101488779621180/01/032/503/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nuts. Tom Petty341061029410627513387180/00/010/180/4KDDK/KSKDD//KD/DKDDKDDDDDDKK/DDDDDDKD/D
nuts. raSiM 8)621491524500634683223360/00/215/150/1//KDDKDKKKDDDKDKDDDDDKD/K/DKK/KDDDK/KKD
nuts. funtiik378492410041864343400/01/27/171/1/K/DDDDD/DDDDD/DDDDDDKKDDDKKKDKKK
nuts. 443393477101016808310044540/01/432/501/6
s|Foreigner10511418177028260722532110/03/014/93/1DK/KKDDKTKD/TDK//DKKKK/KKD/KK/KKK/DKXD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<31361182619200640783193400/00/123/113/2/DK/K/DKXKDKKKKKKKDKDKKDKDKKKDKK/K/KKDK/DDKDKD
s|DRUNKiKA8810116180016335926371480/01/014/132/0/DK/XK//KDDKKDK/KK/KKKDDDKKDKKKDDDTD
s|1103336054903201004480833990/04/151/338/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nuts. Tom Petty541431222501524662869880/00/111/152/1DKK/KDDKKDDTDDD/KDKKDD/KD/DDKK/DDKD
nuts. raSiM 8)8811615174104293227461140/03/19/103/1DKKDKDKDK/K/DDK/K/DKDSKDKKKKDDDK
nuts. funtiik4491112530022056302300/00/010/181/6KDDKDDDDKDKK/DDXKDKDDDDDKDKDKD/DDDDDK
nuts. 623503864121111745486382020/03/230/436/8
s|Foreigner7210516225005242427841150/00/213/133/2DKKDKDDKDDKKDKDK/DKKDK//DDD/DKDDKK/KKD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3147142251750063096265000/02/120/73/4KKKX/DKDDDKK/DKKKDKDKDKKKK/K/KK/KK/KDKDKKKD
s|DRUNKiKA618911181018311820201520/00/010/102/0KKDTD/K/KKDKDK/D//KDDK/DDK/K/D
s|933365257110119863874542670/02/343/308/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
nuts. Tom Petty8346101200041414165500/00/010/60/2KDDKDK/KK/DKDKDKKDKD//
nuts. raSiM 8)5037510100312471471360/00/05/60/1KDD/K/KDDDDKKD/
nuts. funtiik3840513000313191883180/00/05/100/0DKDDD/K/DDKDDKDKD/
nuts. 5712320351001039805009540/00/020/220/3
s|Foreigner114648710101356158360/00/09/70/0KDTKDDKKKDDKKDDK
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<310079111120012188157400/00/09/112/0DKDKKXDDDKKDKDKKKKDDDK/
s|DRUNKiKA7547681005146582300/00/05/31/0KKKK/D/KD/DK//
s|96190252640165009398060/00/023/213/0

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Player Chats
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: i love ohurcool
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: not.
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: <Akuku> get back to turkey
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: testis best friend, u need to rup
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: that
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: Who isnt testi|s best friend
s|Foreigner [Warmup]: can kick him
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: again
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: that error
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: lol
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: fuck that
s|Foreigner [Warmup]: why would you nade me
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
nuts. raSiM 8) [Countdown]: <kaZIM> and this symbol starting to mad with his post to blame me
s|Foreigner [Countdown]: shoutout to Tomun
s|Foreigner [Countdown]: #innersense
s|DRUNKiKA [11:44]: rip 5hs
s|DRUNKiKA [11:00]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [10:59]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [10:59]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [10:59]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [10:59]: :{D
[7:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
s|Foreigner [3:32]: .sensitivity 2.40
s|DRUNKiKA [2:35]: nerds trying so hard
s|DRUNKiKA [2:33]: xdddDDDD
[1:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
nuts. Tom Petty [1:21]: medic skillz
[1:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:56]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:56]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:56]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:54]: XD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:52]: LOL
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:05]: TIMEEE
[0:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:55
s|DRUNKiKA [Intermission]: nubs
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: this game is only about who hits better
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: ehehe
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: so sad
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: no
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: its about teamplay
nuts. Tom Petty [Warmup]: rup sebastian
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: wait need to do things
s|Foreigner [Warmup]: he's been afk the first 10 seconds of every spawn :x
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: :D
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: hupsidubsi
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: still set time
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: easy
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: ye crazy HS at end
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: at door maybe?
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: ;:D
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
[9:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:01]: gg
[8:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:02]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
nuts. raSiM 8) [8:01]: <kaZIM> and this symbol starting to mad with his post to blame me
[7:55]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:33]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:33]: FIGHT!
[5:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
s|DRUNKiKA [3:04]: XDDDD waiting for that one kill
s|DRUNKiKA [3:03]: worth it
[2:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:42]: gibs my comrads
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:47]: XD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:39]: KILL IT
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:36]: BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
[1:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:59]: bad spot eu
[0:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:55)
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Intermission]: THX SNEAK U ARE MY NEW HERO
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: Ava
s|DRUNKiKA [Warmup]: XDDDD
nuts. raSiM 8) [Warmup]: swanidius
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [10:45]: KURWA
[10:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:22]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:20]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [9:10]: GG V VOICE COMMANDS FOR THE WIN
s|DRUNKiKA [9:05]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [9:04]: :{D
[8:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [8:28]: when they spawn kurwa cannot play this map without st
[8:03]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
s|Foreigner [7:38]: [19:25] crono: give me vent ts ipp dawg
[7:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
s|Foreigner [7:35]: [19:25] crono: let me play
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [7:35]: GG
[7:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
s|DRUNKiKA [7:28]: :{D
[7:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
s|DRUNKiKA [4:48]: lol hits
s|DRUNKiKA [2:39]: those fuckinhg hits
s|DRUNKiKA [2:38]: lol
s|DRUNKiKA [2:17]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:17]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:17]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:17]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:16]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:16]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [2:16]: :{D
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:10]: XD
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:09]: :D!
[2:09]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:09]: :D!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [2:09]: :D!
s|Foreigner [2:06]: swani bad etplayer
s|Foreigner [2:06]: gg
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [1:38]: O KURWA QUE MALO SOY
[1:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [0:19]: this victory is for my love woott<3
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
s|DRUNKiKA [Intermission]: niggas can we set a time
nuts. raSiM 8) [Intermission]: try it
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: drunk, cant hit hs still beast
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: im like crono
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: <3
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: <3
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: <3
s|DRUNKiKA [Countdown]: <3
[11:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:27]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
s|DRUNKiKA [11:10]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [11:10]: :{D
[11:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
s|DRUNKiKA [10:55]: can i turn off tank sound
s|DRUNKiKA [10:54]: ffs
s|DRUNKiKA [10:53]: my head
[10:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:21]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [8:26]: XD
nuts. Tom Petty [8:05]: ..
TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 [7:43]: uspie
s|DRUNKiKA [7:28]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:28]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:28]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:28]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:27]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:27]: :{D
s|DRUNKiKA [7:26]: fu
[5:55]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:04 (original: 12:00)
s|DRUNKiKA [Intermission]: NIGGA MY SMOKE
s|DRUNKiKA [Intermission]: FU
s|Foreigner [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: nuts. Tom Petty disconnected
nuts. funtiik [Intermission]: gg bb
[Intermission]: nuts. funtiik disconnected
[Intermission]: s|Foreigner disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT woott<3dius<3woott<3<3 disconnected
[Intermission]: nuts. raSiM 8) disconnected

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