The Lover's nest<3 vs Pornoduo (2981 views)

02.09.14 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth I <3 woott 51 kills
Killing Spree I <3 woott 12 frags without being killed
Accountant I <3 woott 113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! I <3 Swanidius 12 gibs
...and stay dead! Pornoduo#Lagz 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning I <3 woott 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Pornoduo#Joka 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer I <3 Swanidius 214 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Pornoduo#Joka 337 damage per frag
What objective? I <3 woott 467 XP
Red Shirt Pornoduo#Joka 60 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Pornoduo#Joka 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore I <3 woott 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Pornoduo#Lagz 3 team kills
Gingerbread man I <3 Swanidius 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
I <3 woott113467514580015107487911541/01/047/282/2211176126
I <3 Swanidius90427465112001769698173360/02/240/274/5152160106
I <3 10189497962000321771716084901/03/287/276/5182168116
Pornoduo#Lagz472622859111311722585281300/01/126/454/2258142410
Pornoduo#Joka6033336607001188599189860/11/231/444/5246153415
Pornoduo#535956411918132216084177172160/12/257/448/5252148413
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott140337500031026800180/00/07/20/0KKDK/KKK/K/D
I <3 Swanidius12536542002101269100/00/05/20/0DKKDK/K/K
I <3 13369129200520381491180/00/012/40/0
Pornoduo#Lagz12181810018611049180/00/01/70/0D/DKDDDDD
Pornoduo#Joka604835000063098900/00/03/50/0DKKDDDDK
Pornoduo#3666413100114912038180/00/04/120/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott50384820001063141700/01/03/60/2KKDDDKDDDDDK
I <3 Swanidius10311100003474105800/00/01/50/2D/DDDKDD/D/
I <3 306951820031537247500/01/04/110/4
Pornoduo#Lagz18035954003133766900/00/07/22/0DK/KKKKDK/KK/K
Pornoduo#Joka15035643001113886800/00/14/22/0KDKKDKKK/D
Pornoduo#1657015970042475153700/00/111/44/0
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott8054450000993133900/00/04/50/0DKDKKDDDK
I <3 Swanidius4565511200210641389180/00/05/90/0DDKK//DDDDKDDKKD
I <3 63119916200220572728180/00/09/140/0
Pornoduo#Lagz11450873002104286000/00/08/50/0K/KDDK/KDKKKKDD
Pornoduo#Joka855267000316861197180/00/06/40/0K/D/KKDKKD/DK
Pornoduo#1001021414300527282057180/00/014/90/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott142851073006250355300/00/09/11/0KK/DKK/K/KK/KK/K/
I <3 Swanidius10093100000089387400/01/09/00/0KKKKKKKKKK
I <3 12117820730063396142700/01/018/11/0
Pornoduo#Lagz02101000005761687180/00/00/100/0DDDDDDDDDD
Pornoduo#Joka10271100000851170900/00/11/80/1DKDDDDDDDDD
Pornoduo#548120000014273396180/00/11/180/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott23317021930033646245700/00/020/61/0KDDKK/DKKK/K/KKKKKKKKKKKKDDKKD
I <3 Swanidius1121471816700822692453180/00/016/52/3K/KDKDK/KDD/D/KD/K/K/KKDKK/KKKKKDK
I <3 173317392510001159154910180/00/036/113/3
Pornoduo#Lagz3074620212122402994140/00/07/181/1/KDSDKTKDKDDKDTDDDDKDDDDDDDDD
Pornoduo#Joka3397824200426702921500/00/06/202/2DDKD/KKDDDKXDDD/DDDXDDDDDDK/KD/KDK
Pornoduo#321711444412549105915640/00/013/383/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott4587511000315171345361/00/04/80/0DD/KDKKK//DDDDKD
I <3 Swanidius705571010021257170800/01/24/62/0DDKDK/DKKKDKK/DDD
I <3 581421221100527743053361/01/28/142/0
Pornoduo#Lagz446449101411691269800/01/13/31/1T/DDD//D/KDKKK
Pornoduo#Joka120741210200318841505180/11/011/50/2KXKKK/DKKDD/K/DDKDKKKKD
Pornoduo#821381619301730532774980/12/114/81/3

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Player Chats
[8:48]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:03]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:56
I <3 woott [Intermission]: av51
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
[0:58]: The Doors are opening!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:56)
I <3 woott [Intermission]: :DDD
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: puh :D
Pornoduo#Lagz [Intermission]: :D
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: close
[9:11]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
Pornoduo#Joka [9:01]: :D
I <3 woott [8:41]: :D!
I <3 woott [8:41]: :D!
[8:21]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
I <3 woott [6:25]: XDDD
Pornoduo#Joka [4:29]: :D
[3:45]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:14
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
[5:26]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:14)
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg
I <3 woott [Intermission]: gg
I <3 woott [Intermission]: tails
I <3 woott [10:57]: XDDDddd
[10:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:12]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:20]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
I <3 woott [3:23]: :D!
I <3 woott [2:57]: xD!
[2:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:28]: Axis have returned the objective!
Pornoduo#Joka [0:10]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Catwoman
[11:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:01]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:54]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:00]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[8:00]: FIGHT!
[7:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:12]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
I <3 woott [6:31]: good aim EU
I <3 woott [5:57]: xD
Pornoduo#Joka [5:44]: well, wp
Pornoduo#Joka [5:43]: :D
[4:57]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:02 (original: 12:00)
I <3 woott [Intermission]: gege
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: gg
Pornoduo#Joka [Intermission]: good night guys :D
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: nn
[Intermission]: Pornoduo#Lagz disconnected
[Intermission]: Pornoduo#Joka disconnected

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