The Lover's nest<3 vs AKASHA ARTS (2466 views)

20.09.14 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth I <3 woott 63 kills
Killing Spree I <3 woott 11 frags without being killed
Accountant I <3 woott 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! AKASHA stm 10 gibs
...and stay dead! AKASHA stm 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning I <3 woott 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! AKASHA nsd 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer AKASHA nsd 192 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! AKASHA stm 438 damage per frag
What objective? I <3 woott 453 XP
Red Shirt AKASHA stm 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? AKASHA stm 22 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore I <3 Swanidius 192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut AKASHA nsd 2 team kills
Gingerbread man AKASHA stm 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
AKASHA nsd813365768922151008111178820/03/246/4910/117716069
AKASHA stm5730143731030219650110872490/03/137/483/3224146322
AKASHA 6863710014119523619731222653310/06/183/4813/3201153516
I <3 woott894536371901181423810721350/03/257/443/7226151114
I <3 Swanidius703444057500108027901000/00/439/381/620115856
I <3 807971031281401282226519731350/03/496/384/621415585
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd853367201110701002340/00/17/50/0DKDKDKK/DDTKDK
AKASHA stm50394820021050130200/00/03/71/0DDDDK/K/KXDDK
AKASHA 68721015401321202304340/00/110/121/0
I <3 woott664769101214591402350/01/06/60/1KDKK/DDDKDDTK/KD
I <3 Swanidius1503564000184571800/00/06/40/0KK/KKDKDKXD
I <3 108821213101323042120350/01/012/100/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd1665510620021352108800/03/05/42/0KKKK/DKDKDK/KDKK
AKASHA stm100416610011183938400/02/03/51/0DKKK/KKDDDDK
AKASHA 133961612300325352026400/05/08/93/0
I <3 woott44364930011185156400/00/24/40/2DDKDDKDK/DKDD
I <3 Swanidius622858100084197100/00/35/40/1KDDDDKDDKKDKD
I <3 536491740012026253500/00/59/80/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd5059816201118012453300/00/09/140/1KTKDKKDDKDDDDDDDDDKDKDK/D
AKASHA stm555410182005195723771120/01/09/130/1/DXDDDDDKDKKKD/KDDK//DDKKD/KK
AKASHA 5311318344016375848301420/01/018/270/2
I <3 woott10586191800082928209500/00/018/101/0DKK/DKKKDK/KK/DKK/K/KK/KKDK/DKDDKD/KD
I <3 Swanidius756691230041902166300/00/18/71/0K/DKDKKKDDDDKK/KK/D/D
I <3 901522830300124830375800/00/126/172/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd80571215200819961919180/00/011/71/0KK/D/KK/KK/KDDK/DKK/DDK/K/D
AKASHA stm150831510310420031833460/00/015/50/0KKKKKKDKKDK/KDK/KK/K/KDDS
AKASHA 11514027255101239993752640/00/026/121/0
I <3 woott437171600022483215600/00/07/140/0DDDDDDKDDKD/KDKDKDDDK/K
I <3 Swanidius334151510021269184300/00/05/120/1/DKDDDDDKDKD/DDDKDDK
I <3 38112123110043752399900/00/012/260/1
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd334851501021498311600/00/04/131/0DDK/KKDDDDSDDDDKDDK/D
AKASHA stm536120020815722731510/00/00/101/2KDD/DSD//DD/D/DD/S/D/DD
AKASHA 19846350301030705847510/00/04/232/2
I <3 woott35015814430003683129200/00/012/22/2KDKDKDKKKKKKKKKKKD
I <3 Swanidius27512011400022164177800/00/011/20/0KKKDKKKKK/DK/KK
I <3 31327825830025847307000/00/023/42/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
AKASHA nsd1778416911012364160000/00/110/66/0DKKKKKKDKKDKDDKSKKDK/KKKD
AKASHA stm634871120011885190600/00/17/80/0DDKDDKKKDKDK/KDDDD
AKASHA 120132232031024249350600/00/217/146/0
I <3 woott8655131520052500221200/02/010/80/2KD/KDDK/KK/DKDK//KDKKKDDDKDK
I <3 Swanidius285441400011006203700/00/04/90/4/KDDDDKDDDDKDDDKDD
I <3 57109172920063506424900/02/014/170/6

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Player Chats
[7:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
I <3 woott [7:39]: lel
AKASHA nsd [7:15]: :d
AKASHA nsd [7:13]: Internetsting!
[6:59]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[5:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
I <3 Swanidius [5:47]: ready?
[5:47]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
AKASHA nsd [5:47]: j
[5:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
AKASHA nsd [5:47]: vittu tätä aimia
[5:48]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:48]: FIGHT!
I <3 woott [5:12]: vittu ootte hitraita:D
I <3 woott [5:00]: :D!
I <3 woott [5:00]: :D!
I <3 woott [5:00]: :D!
I <3 woott [5:00]: :D!
[4:49]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:10
AKASHA nsd [Intermission]: hitaita camppimaan
I <3 woott [Intermission]: nice dmg
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[2:13]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:52]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:26]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:08]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
AKASHA nsd [1:06]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [1:05]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [1:05]: Hail the hitboxes :3~~
[0:53]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
AKASHA nsd [0:06]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [0:06]: Internetsting! 8-)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:10)
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
AKASHA nsd [8:43]: Hail the hitboxes
[5:34]: The Doors are opening!!
AKASHA nsd [5:15]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [5:15]: Hitable n stuff
AKASHA stm [4:36]: joo
AKASHA stm [4:33]: ei lagaa onneks
AKASHA nsd [4:16]: :X:D:X
AKASHA nsd [4:14]: Somewhat netless 8)
AKASHA nsd [3:38]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [3:38]: u sure are unhit
AKASHA nsd [2:33]: Internetsting!
I <3 woott [1:13]: LOL
I <3 woott [1:08]: Luuli että ekakuoliXD
[1:02]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:57
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
I <3 woott [Warmup]: paljo jäi
AKASHA nsd [5:21]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
[5:18]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:28]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:41]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:15 (original: 8:57)
AKASHA nsd [9:42]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [9:41]: Hail the hitboxes :3~~
[6:16]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
AKASHA nsd [6:16]: ei ollu vissii kokemusta
[5:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:10]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:58]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
AKASHA nsd [3:17]: mikse ei et kiinnosta
[3:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:14]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
AKASHA nsd [1:58]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
[1:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
AKASHA nsd [1:47]: Internetsting! 8-)
[0:51]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
AKASHA nsd [Countdown]: erittäin jännää
[9:13]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[7:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
I <3 woott [6:55]: WMNTIUETIETITEISDTIFDSI
I <3 woott [6:47]: bugaa
AKASHA nsd [6:42]: 8DDDD
[6:23]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:30]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:56]: FIGHT!
[2:38]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:21 (original: 10:00)
I <3 woott [Intermission]: tgg
AKASHA nsd [Intermission]: Hail the hitboxes
[Intermission]: I <3 woott disconnected
[Intermission]: I <3 Swanidius disconnected

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