The Lover's nest<3 vs How High (2852 views)

fi Swanidius
nl woott
pl booyah
nl kaufje
01.11.14 19:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth <kaufje#''' SF2 95 kills
Killing Spree I <3 woott 13 frags without being killed
Accountant I <3 Swanidius 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! <kaufje#''' SF2 17 gibs
...and stay dead! I <3 Swanidius 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning <kaufje#''' SF2 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! <kaufje#''' SF2 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer I <3 woott 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! <booyah#''' SF2 239 damage per frag
What objective? I <3 Swanidius 660 XP
Red Shirt <booyah#''' SF2 131 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? I <3 woott 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore I <3 Swanidius 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut <kaufje#''' SF2 3 team kills
Gingerbread man <kaufje#''' SF2 39 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
I <3 woott86604809210101914663150031991/05/377/835/81831611311
I <3 Swanidius91660869216332314806127371110/02/482/575/8172134116
I <3 88126416618426434229469277403101/07/4159/5710/8178148129
<booyah#''' SF2494846513111113813579157083061/05/557/843/4209119310
<kaufje#''' SF2775699512317133916031162172060/22/282/7413/616913166
#''' SF263105316025428247729610319255121/27/2139/7416/618912558
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott10010813020001644934180/00/011/02/0KKKKKKKKKKKKK
I <3 Swanidius71585722011317139400/00/05/60/0DS/KDKDKSDDKDK
I <3 86166187420129612328180/00/016/62/0
<booyah#''' SF2204031501021031162300/00/03/110/1DKDDDDKD/KDD/SDDDD
<kaufje#''' SF237573810021297133800/00/03/50/1/DDD/KDDDKK
#''' SF2299762311042328296100/00/06/160/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott77777910011716210700/00/07/80/0KKDKKKDD/DKDDDKD
I <3 Swanidius22392900011048141000/00/22/60/0DD/DDDKDDDK
I <3 5011691810022764351700/00/29/140/0
<booyah#''' SF27251811100820591330240/02/06/30/0K/K/K/KK/KK/DK/D//D
<kaufje#''' SF2723781120051458143400/00/08/60/0DD/DDDK/KK/KKK/K/DK
#''' SF2728816223001335172764240/02/014/90/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott281107251003199529541500/01/06/210/1D/DKDDK//DDDDKDDKDKKDDDDDDDDDDDK
I <3 Swanidius511081427400725992607360/00/114/170/2/KKDDDK/DK/K/KD/KDD/DKDK/KDKDDDDDDKDDDDKK
I <3 40218215250010459455611860/01/120/380/3
<booyah#''' SF286841922300923972503360/01/116/122/0DDDK/K/DD/KD/K/KDKKKDDKDKKDKK//KKDKK/KKD/
<kaufje#''' SF212110923192001131642091400/00/022/81/0K/K/KK/K/DK/DK/K/K/DK/KD/DKDKKKK/KKKKKKDKD
#''' SF210419342415002055614594760/01/138/203/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott10594201910043506280700/03/016/131/2DDKKKDDKDK/KKDKKK/DK/DKDKD/DDKKKKKDDKKD
I <3 Swanidius128112181430062566157600/01/017/80/0K/DDK/KDDK///KKKKKKKKKKDKK/KDKDD
I <3 1172063833400106072438300/04/033/211/2
<booyah#''' SF2268972620082149294780/00/37/160/0K/KDDKD//KDD///DDD//KXDDDKKDDDDDDD
<kaufje#''' SF2691051623301322343125340/00/115/182/1KDK/DKDKDKKDDDDDK/DDKDKDTDKDDDDDKDKK/KKK
#''' SF24819423495011143836072420/00/422/342/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott9165111230032172209600/01/28/92/0DKDKK/DDKKK/K/DKDDKDKKXXD
I <3 Swanidius1757914800221732139130/00/016/50/1K/KKKKDKKDDDDKKK/KKKTTKD
I <3 133144252030253904348730/01/224/142/1
<booyah#''' SF253647132011169819431081/01/05/121/0/DKDDKDKKDDTDKDKDDDDK
<kaufje#''' SF24449818300517891961180/11/17/100/2KDDDDDKDK/KDD/KKXDD/DK//DKD
#''' SF24911315315016348739041261/12/112/221/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott7255811010217832036310/00/08/70/3DKDK/DDDD/XSDKDDKKKKK
I <3 Swanidius4048615201415431627720/00/16/91/1DD/KK/KD/KDDKDT/DDDDDK
I <3 5610314262116332636631030/00/114/161/4
<booyah#''' SF269439131007157112871300/01/08/60/0K/D/DK/KK/K//KKDK/DDKD
<kaufje#''' SF29162111221042092203900/00/08/83/0K/KKDKDKDDKDK/KS/KKDK/DD
#''' SF280105202531011366333261300/01/016/143/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott200521000315210801/00/111/130/2DDDDDDDDDKDKDDK/KDKKDDK/KKKD/KK
I <3 Swanidius112859821011501144100/00/08/31/4DKDKDKKDDKKKKD/KSD
I <3 1569011921041653154901/00/119/161/6
<booyah#''' SF2575581420031631225000/00/08/110/1KKDKDKKDKD/KDDDDDX//DKXD
<kaufje#''' SF2938115164026178818591140/11/08/87/1KK/KK/K/KKKDKDKDKDKDTK/K//DDDDKTD
#''' SF27513623306029341941091140/11/016/197/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
I <3 woott8090121520031695196100/00/010/120/0KKKKKDDKDKDDDK/KK//DDDKDDKD
I <3 Swanidius45013118430012500129100/01/014/33/0KKKKKKKKKKKDKKKKKD/DKK
I <3 265221301950044195325200/01/024/153/0
<booyah#''' SF2235841700001043182500/00/14/130/2DDDDDDDKDKDKDDDDDDDKD
<kaufje#''' SF26869111600032209237000/00/011/110/1DDDDKK/DKDKDDDDDDK/KKK/KKKD
#''' SF246127153300033252419500/00/115/240/3

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Player Chats
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
<kaufje#''' SF2 [Countdown]: hf
<kaufje#''' SF2 [9:19]: shoutout to roth and nymph
[5:37]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[4:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:16]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[1:03]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:56
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:11]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
I <3 woott [4:23]: this lag :PPPPPPPPp
[0:48]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:08 (original: 8:56)
<booyah#''' SF2 [Intermission]: gg
<kaufje#''' SF2 [Intermission]: that lags
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: yeah all of us
I <3 woott [Intermission]: lies
I <3 woott [Intermission]: u didnt lag
<kaufje#''' SF2 [Countdown]: hf
[9:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:04]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:30]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:51]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
<kaufje#''' SF2 [4:27]: wtf
[4:17]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
I <3 woott [4:03]: XD
[0:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:21]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:08]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
I <3 Swanidius [Warmup]: nice swanidius
I <3 Swanidius [Warmup]: ec master
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:28]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:08]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:07]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:54]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
<booyah#''' SF2 [2:32]: o rly?
I <3 woott [2:25]: booyakaka
<booyah#''' SF2 [2:16]: to jamaica
[1:11]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:48 (original: 12:00)
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: wp
<booyah#''' SF2 [Intermission]: gg
I <3 woott [Intermission]: tails
I <3 woott [7:42]: xD
[7:33]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:16]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:16]: >D
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:16]: :D
I <3 woott [6:11]: wp
I <3 woott [5:33]: dont nade :<
<booyah#''' SF2 [4:21]: omg nice
I <3 woott [4:16]: :--------------)
[3:20]: Main blast door opening!
[3:09]: Main blast door closing!
[2:25]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:34
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[5:11]: The Doors are opening!!
[4:35]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[4:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
I <3 woott [4:06]: :D!
I <3 woott [4:06]: :D!
I <3 woott [4:05]: :D!
I <3 woott [4:05]: :D!
I <3 woott [4:05]: :D!
I <3 woott [4:05]: :D!
I <3 woott [3:18]: :D!
[1:06]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:27 (original: 7:34)
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: 4th?
I <3 woott [Intermission]: BYAAAAAAAAAH
I <3 woott [Intermission]: I LOSST MONEYYY
[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
I <3 woott [8:45]: XD
[8:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
I <3 woott [7:46]: yxD
<booyah#''' SF2 [7:42]: omg
[7:27]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
I <3 woott [7:14]: :D!
[7:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:56]: :D
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:56]: :D
[6:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:49]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:58]: I <3 woott kicked for excess flood
<kaufje#''' SF2 [3:55]: :O
[3:52]: I <3 woott connected
I <3 Swanidius [3:52]: ...
<kaufje#''' SF2 [3:44]: L:D
I <3 woott [3:43]: dat is nice
[3:18]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:41
I <3 woott [Intermission]: nexus floodkick gg
<kaufje#''' SF2 [Intermission]: nice dmg
I <3 woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[6:56]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:56]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:56]: guys
[6:56]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:56]: download skill sf2
[6:56]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
I <3 Swanidius [6:56]: yes?
[6:56]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
<booyah#''' SF2 [6:56]: woman
[6:56]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:56]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
I <3 woott [6:56]: its shit game
[6:56]: FIGHT!
I <3 woott [6:55]: played it
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:54]: :O
I <3 woott [6:51]: raped everyone
I <3 woott [6:47]: (in public)
<kaufje#''' SF2 [6:14]: in team deathmatch i quess
I <3 woott [6:00]: I played it when it was in closed beta or sumthing
[5:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
<booyah#''' SF2 [5:27]: Possible win: 257.7
<booyah#''' SF2 [5:25]: i lost :C
<booyah#''' SF2 [5:18]: You have 15 on eu <#'''
<kaufje#''' SF2 [5:10]: that's why i bet on swani
I <3 woott [5:08]: I had fucjking 50 on u
<kaufje#''' SF2 [4:53]: u drunk or whaty?
[4:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:13]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
<booyah#''' SF2 [1:08]: :C
I <3 woott [0:58]: gg needs buff
I <3 woott [0:53]: needs to be more like awp cs
[0:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
<kaufje#''' SF2 [0:30]: i used to play cs:go 4 months ago
I <3 woott [0:23]: i play everyday
I <3 woott [0:21]: instead of ET
<kaufje#''' SF2 [0:21]: :D
I <3 woott [0:02]: gg wps
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:41)
<booyah#''' SF2 [Intermission]: ty
[Intermission]: I <3 woott disconnected
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: thanks!
I <3 Swanidius [Intermission]: csgo now? :D
<kaufje#''' SF2 [Intermission]: thx

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