POKEMANS vs nutella (2667 views)

ch fumoffu
ca n-plane
de shady
de kitt
fi Wrath
nl Testi
30.11.14 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth gvd DEADMAU5 89 kills
Killing Spree gvd DEADMAU5 13 frags without being killed
Accountant gvd DEADMAU5 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! gvd DEADMAU5 17 gibs
...and stay dead! gvd Wrath 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning gvd DEADMAU5 82 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! gvd Wrath 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer gvd DEADMAU5 195 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dp kitt 229 damage per frag
What objective? pokenplane 614 XP
Red Shirt gvd Wrath 128 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? pokenplane 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore gvd DEADMAU5 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PoKeMaNsshady 4 team kills
Gingerbread man pokenplane 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
dp kitt69532649314023113976148181930/08/853/545/121815946
gvd DEADMAU590566899917021916144163362260/06/782/683/5181165136
gvd Wrath535246912815113313723152362540/04/457/889/519911848
gvd 69162222232046158343843463906730/018/4192/8817/519914777
PoKeMaNsshady725508111214043416678162561810/06/473/705/520614548
PoKeManSxoiiu80486769514023014203138552820/07/868/553/5187146711
pokenplane666147911914014015509137323980/07/771/692/6196115713
poke721650236326420710446390438438610/020/7212/6910/6196135611
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt94871617300925352403180/04/010/82/0KK/KK/DKD/DDKKK/KKDD//KKK/KK//DDK
gvd DEADMAU5192112251340022810237200/00/125/90/1KKKKKKKKKKKKKDKKDDKDKKKKDKK/DKDK/KDDDD
gvd Wrath4710991920052247259300/00/05/144/0DK/DKDDDD//KKDDKDKK/K/DDDDDK
gvd 11130850499001675927368180/04/140/316/1
PoKeMaNsshady551101018301224792759900/00/010/141/2DDTKDKDKKKDKDDDKKDKDDDDDD//KD
PoKeManSxoiiu83741012401021322321280/00/210/81/2KDDTDKKDKKDDKDKDKDDDDKK
pokenplane59143132260002757251200/01/212/190/3DDDDDDXDDDDDDKXDKKDDDKDDDDKKDKKKKKKKD
poke66327335213022736875921180/01/432/412/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt88103892024225617781570/01/16/43/1K/KKKKD//TKDXTK/DKDD
gvd DEADMAU511086111030012136175900/02/09/90/1KDKDDKKDKDD/KDXDKKKDKK
gvd Wrath42818191013165721261680/00/08/161/1DDKDD/KDDDKXD/DTDD/KKKDDKDDKD
gvd 8027027386038604956633250/03/123/294/3
PoKeMaNsshady505281620051867223600/00/07/101/1/DDD/KD/K/KDKDKKD/KDDKDD
PoKeManSxoiiu713610142005162019521000/01/09/80/1DKDKK/DKDDK//KK//DDKDKKD
pokenplane10010612122005217618611540/00/312/40/0KDK/KDKDK//K/D/KKDKKDKDK
poke74194304260015566360492540/01/328/221/2
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt56113132320032633377000/01/412/160/0DDKDKDDDDDKDKK//KDK/DKDDKDKDDDDKKKDD
gvd DEADMAU535761028100323054006180/01/19/230/1K/DDDKDDKDDD/DK/DKDDDKDKDDDDKKDDKDDDDD
gvd Wrath33821133300629163810180/00/110/241/2KDD/DDDDDKDKDD/K//KDDDD/DDKDKKDDKDDKKDDD/DDD
gvd 41271348460012785411586360/02/631/631/3
PoKeMaNsshady13012030236001145462929580/02/125/113/0DKK/KK/KK/KK/KKKDKK//DKDKDKKDK/DKDKD/KKDK/KDKK/KKK/DK
PoKeManSxoiiu1161122118400933472450540/01/020/80/1D/K/KDK/DKKDDDK/KK/KKKKKKK/DKK/DK/K/DKK
pokenplane87962124300113693247500/03/118/120/0K/K/KDDKK/KK/K/DK/KDK/D/KDKDKDKDKDDD/K/KKDKK/
poke11132872651300311158678541120/06/263/313/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt77537910031764155400/00/17/50/0D/KK/D/KKKDKKDDD
gvd DEADMAU5108661312201419301958180/00/214/40/2K/DDKDTKDKKK/KDK/KKK/KDKDD
gvd Wrath100611212400516621337180/02/09/81/0/K/KKDX/DKDKK/KK/DKKDDKKD
gvd 9518032337011253564849360/02/330/171/2
PoKeMaNsshady6162813103218682001330/02/09/110/1XK/DKDDK/DTTDTDDDKDDDKKKK
PoKeManSxoiiu4047615301314931787100/01/35/111/0T//DKDK/KXXDDDDDDDDKDKKD
pokenplane536971310041488156800/01/05/101/0DK/D/K/DK/XDKDKDKDDKD
poke511782141504948495356430/04/319/322/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt55911018400530632840180/00/010/130/0/DKDK/D/KDKKDKDDDK/DKDDKDDK/
gvd DEADMAU5951362021500642623611900/01/217/122/0/DKD/KDDKKDK/DDKDK/KKKK/KKKKDKDDDKK/DKKDD
gvd Wrath901042022100113192297300/02/316/82/0DK/K//////KDKDDDKDKK/DDK/K/KKKKDKKKDKK/KKD
gvd 8033150611000221051794241080/03/543/334/0
PoKeMaNsshady46103122620073206419100/01/110/170/1KKDDK//DD/K/DDK/KKDDDKDKDDDKDDDKDDD/K/
PoKeManSxoiiu521211019000627343111360/02/28/110/1KKDD/K//DKK/DKKK/KDDDD/DDDXDKD
pokenplane6212217272019348432151900/02/015/151/3/D/KKD///DDKDKDKK/KDDDK/DDKDDDKKK/KDKDKKTDDK/
poke533463972401229424105172260/05/333/431/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dp kitt5885101720071725247300/02/28/80/0D//KDD/D//K/DKKKDDK/DKKDKDK
gvd DEADMAU5669010152013270126301000/02/18/111/0DKKDDD//DTDKKD/KDDKKDKDKKD
gvd Wrath3987923410320492397500/00/09/180/2DKD//DSDDKDDKDKDXDKDK/DDDDDDKDKDK
gvd 54262295581113647575001500/04/325/371/2
PoKeMaNsshady81103131600072712214000/01/212/70/0K/DKKKD/DKK/DK/DKK/DKK/KD/KDD
PoKeManSxoiiu111961917100728772234540/02/116/91/0K/DKDKKK/KDK/KKDKK/KDK/KK/KKDDKD/DKD
pokenplane42789210001119112101540/00/19/90/0K/KD/K/KKKDK///DDDD/D//KDDK/D/
poke78277415410025750064751080/03/437/251/0

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Player Chats
[9:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:58]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:48]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[6:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[6:18]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[6:18]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[6:18]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:18]: FIGHT!
[4:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:51]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:41]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[1:38]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:21
gvd DEADMAU5 [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[8:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:26]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:15]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:20 (original: 10:21)
gvd DEADMAU5 [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
gvd DEADMAU5 [10:29]: :D:D:D
gvd DEADMAU5 [10:26]: fuck
[8:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:40]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[8:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:36]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[7:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:02]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[5:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:40]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:52]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
gvd DEADMAU5 [1:32]: THIS MAP
gvd DEADMAU5 [1:30]: its so shit:(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
gvd DEADMAU5 [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[10:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[6:42]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:16]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:15]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:45 (original: 12:00)
gvd DEADMAU5 [Warmup]: gl hf
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:11]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:50]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:37]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
gvd DEADMAU5 [Warmup]: My body is READY!!
[11:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:22]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:51]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
gvd DEADMAU5 [2:44]: wp dudes
dp kitt [2:40]: gg
[2:36]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:24 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: pokenplane disconnected
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsshady disconnected
[Intermission]: dp kitt disconnected
[Intermission]: gvd Wrath disconnected
[Intermission]: PoKeManSxoiiu disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.