CitiZen vs Automatic (2888 views)

fi froxe
se alexL
cz FAPGOD
us ipod
co t0rM
ca bN
05.12.14 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DEMIlowasfuck 83 kills
Killing Spree alexLowasfuck 7 frags without being killed
Accountant alexLowasfuck 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! froxePokeasfuck 18 gibs
...and stay dead! froxePokeasfuck 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning DEMIlowasfuck 78 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! froxePokeasfuck 19 SPAM kills
Fragstealer froxePokeasfuck 160 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! automatic.ipod >:[ 279 damage per frag
What objective? DEMIlowasfuck 512 XP
Red Shirt torMblid:O)) 102 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? automatic.ipod >:[ 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore automatic.lolplayer 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut automatic.ipod >:[ 5 team kills
Gingerbread man DEMIlowasfuck 38 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
automatic.ipod >:[59380589910052514219151996970/02/151/6810/8245154311
torMblid:O))493655010212132510975128502000/02/539/6412/922012537
automatic.lolplayer7142960858012113103143191420/07/357/571/1321816858
to591174168286301971382974236810390/011/3147/5723/1322814949
alexLowasfuck9845779819022114896132081310/06/771/464/718916374
DEMIlowasfuck9351283881510381643713040180/00/278/435/819814765
froxePokeasfuck66383517618142310277109373860/02/134/5219/620214238
asfuck86135221324542268241610371855350/08/1183/5228/619615156
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[25908311035363743223460/00/09/222/6/KDDDDKT/TDXD/DTD/DKDDKDDDDDKDDDDDDXDDDKK/KD
torMblid:O))2697830002420393724700/01/29/210/5DTDKDDKKD/XDKDTDDDDX/DK/DDDDDKD/DKDDDDDKDD
automatic.lolplayer40991127101333873899560/02/110/220/3/XDDKDXDDDKDKKDK/KKDDDDDDDDKDDDTK/DKKDDDD
to302862788206129063119454720/03/328/652/14
alexLowasfuck15013924164018370828071000/03/119/73/0K/TKD/KKK/KKDDDK/KK/KK/KKKD/K/KDKKKKDKDKK
DEMIlowasfuck1771543218600104493295700/00/230/62/2/KKKKKKDX/KKDKKK/KDKK/KKDKK/KKKKK/KDK/DKK/KK//DKXDKK
froxePokeasfuck105102201910117374432991440/00/012/119/0KDKDKDKDK/KDKSKD//DDK/K/K/KK/KKDKKKDTKKD
asfuck14439576532012251194590632440/03/361/2414/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[75871520100629773498360/02/113/130/0//KDDK/KKDDDDK/DDDKKDDKK/KDKKKKDK/D
torMblid:O))64901625301830612870290/01/115/151/1KTDK/D/KK/K/DKKKDDKDDDKDKDDKD/KDD//DK/KDKD
automatic.lolplayer93971415200726532657500/03/215/100/1XK/K/DKK//DKDKDKDDKK/KDKKKD/KDKDKK/DDK
to77274456060121869190251150/06/443/381/2
alexLowasfuck78105182320034030366200/03/515/140/1DDKKDKDDKDKDKK/KDD/DKKDKDK/KDKDDKDDKKDKDD
DEMIlowasfuck571121526300113857342700/00/015/150/1K/X/KDDKK//DDK/KDK/K/KK//DDDKDDDD/KD/DKKKD
froxePokeasfuck5210110194015190023421100/01/17/133/0DDTDDD//DKK/KDDKKDKDK/KDK/DDDK
asfuck62318436890119978794311100/04/637/423/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[60296100000139216031120/00/06/100/1XDDDKDKKDKDDKDDDK
torMblid:O))1333386100312268051010/00/02/36/0DKK//KKDKK/KKD
automatic.lolplayer5727471001859124500/00/04/20/4KDD/DDKDDKK
to838918232004347736532130/00/012/156/5
alexLowasfuck14040752002136179700/00/07/30/0/KKKKKD/KDKD
DEMIlowasfuck7130572003101399900/00/04/41/0/KK/K/DDKDKD
froxePokeasfuck03606001235075280/00/01/20/2TDDDD//
asfuck70106121840172724254880/00/012/91/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[75303400011039673180/00/03/30/0DKK/DKD
torMblid:O))501236010061377100/00/03/40/1SDDKDKDDK
automatic.lolplayer802545000162278400/00/04/40/0DKK/DKKDD
to68671015010222742228180/00/010/110/1
alexLowasfuck1002344000260269900/00/04/20/0KD/D/KKK
DEMIlowasfuck1663053100192479600/00/05/20/0KKDK/DKK
froxePokeasfuck200222100022550100/00/01/51/0KD/KDD/DD
asfuck15575118100517811495100/00/010/91/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[91117222460112415134581000/00/017/126/0/DKKT/KDKD/KDKKDKDKKKD/DDKK/KKKD//KDDK/KK//K/K/
torMblid:O))4189102470062640322900/00/17/153/2/KKDD/DDDDK/DK/DKDDDD//KDDKDKDDKKD
automatic.lolplayer701181724100837654182360/01/015/141/3/K/DXKDKD/KKDKKDDKDDKK/KD/K/K/KDDDKK/KDDDD
to67324497214012610556108691360/01/139/4110/5
alexLowasfuck72110162210043700368910/00/115/131/4/K/KDKKDKDKDDKDDDK/DKDKDKDDKKDDDDKD/KK
DEMIlowasfuck5512415272001043663694180/00/015/120/5///DK/KK/KKDDK/K/KDDKDDKDDK/DDKDDK/DK/DKDD
froxePokeasfuck77741418300526963066180/01/09/124/1DDDDDKDDKK/KK/KD/KKDDK/KK/KDKDDK
asfuck683084567600191076210449370/01/139/375/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
automatic.ipod >:[4027410201110231645850/00/03/82/1KD/KDDDDKDDDKDT
torMblid:O))454451110041396145100/00/13/62/0//KD/DKDDDKKK/DD
automatic.lolplayer1426310730011817155200/01/09/50/2DXKDDKDKKDKD/KKKKK
to761341928601642364648850/01/115/194/3
alexLowasfuck90401011001214951554300/00/011/70/2DDKDTKK/KKKDKK/KDDDKDD
DEMIlowasfuck1576211711031784116700/00/09/42/0KK//XKKKKK/KSKKDKDD
froxePokeasfuck3848513101213321478960/00/04/92/3KT/DDDDDDDK/KDDDKDKX
asfuck9515026312127461141991260/00/024/204/5

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Player Chats
froxePokeasfuck [Countdown]: ipod, dawg
froxePokeasfuck [Countdown]: lets go
froxePokeasfuck [Countdown]: hf
alexLowasfuck [11:58]: happy 23 acc alex
[10:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:52]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
alexLowasfuck [7:28]: :DDD
alexLowasfuck [7:22]: man i should quit
froxePokeasfuck [7:14]: too old for this shit
alexLowasfuck [7:11]: :D
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:43]: The Allied Truck is in position!
froxePokeasfuck [4:29]: 26 acc good own
[0:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
DEMIlowasfuck [0:54]: EC FROXE NADE
[0:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
DEMIlowasfuck [11:36]: bad buttonm
DEMIlowasfuck [11:36]: gg
DEMIlowasfuck [11:02]: this
DEMIlowasfuck [10:59]: is unreal
DEMIlowasfuck [10:54]: everz game
[10:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
DEMIlowasfuck [10:50]: shoutout ginger Joker
[10:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[10:50]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
froxePokeasfuck [10:50]: shoutout demi boy
[10:50]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[10:50]: FIGHT!
DEMIlowasfuck [10:49]: mikko <3
froxePokeasfuck [9:36]: dont like this at all
[9:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer client communication failure
[9:35]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer connected
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer disconnected
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer connected
[9:35]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
DEMIlowasfuck [9:35]: gtv'ettv 40max packets
[9:35]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
DEMIlowasfuck [9:35]: nice cheats
[9:35]: automatic.lolplayer connected
[9:35]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
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[9:35]: FIGHT!
[9:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:39]: can u pause
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:38]: lol..
[8:37]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:36]: wat the fuck is going on man
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:36]: they are bothf uckign lagging
[8:36]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
DEMIlowasfuck [8:36]: crono ddosing
torMblid:O)) [8:36]: wtf
[8:36]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
DEMIlowasfuck [8:36]: cronoooooo<3
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:36]: unpause
DEMIlowasfuck [8:36]: u sure?
[8:36]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:36]: lol
DEMIlowasfuck [8:36]: Just say
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:36]: unpause
[8:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:36]: FIGHT!
[8:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:25]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:24]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:11]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
froxePokeasfuck [0:19]: shit
froxePokeasfuck [0:18]: gaming
alexLowasfuck [Intermission]: ygg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: blame froxe
torMblid:O)) [Warmup]: reboot
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: k
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: gonna go pee
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: brb
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: sec
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: am mad
alexLowasfuck [Warmup]: sup
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: reebot
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: ET = waiting session
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: lol
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: its easy to say that with 48 ping
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: eh?
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: hes not s
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ts
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: hes on ts*
torMblid:O)) [Warmup]: cool
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: that
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: is awesome typo
torMblid:O)) [Warmup]: wbv
[Countdown]: torMblid:O)) connected
DEMIlowasfuck [Countdown]: gg
torMblid:O)) [Countdown]: gg
DEMIlowasfuck [Countdown]: hes not there
DEMIlowasfuck [Countdown]: >D
[Countdown]: automatic.ipod >:[called a vote.
[9:56]: automatic.ipod >:[called a vote.
automatic.ipod >:[ [9:55]: xD
[9:55]: *** Match Reset! ***
[9:55]: Vote passed!
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
[8:03]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:18]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:13]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:46
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: playing with this fucking noob
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: seriously
automatic.ipod >:[ [Intermission]: who
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: froxe
torMblid:O)) [Warmup]: he is mad
torMblid:O)) [Warmup]: cuz playing like zhit
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: wat did he do
torMblid:O)) [Countdown]: I cant kill anyone >*
torMblid:O)) [Countdown]: :(
automatic.ipod >:[ [Countdown]: and how does that make u feel
DEMIlowasfuck [2:51]: gege
DEMIlowasfuck [2:47]: can we play 3rd
[1:09]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:37 (original: 3:46)
torMblid:O)) [Intermission]: ggs
automatic.ipod >:[ [Intermission]: LOL
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: thank fuck for alexl
alexLowasfuck [Intermission]: x
alexLowasfuck [Intermission]: :x
torMblid:O)) [Intermission]: :D
torMblid:O)) [Intermission]: ninja-attack
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:00]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:00]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
torMblid:O)) [7:32]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
torMblid:O)) [7:32]: be right back - going to refill my care bucket!
DEMIlowasfuck [7:05]: :xDDDDD
[6:55]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
alexLowasfuck [2:06]: so boring
[2:03]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:59]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:55]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
torMblid:O)) [Intermission]: best map :S
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: Why didnt we play grush
DEMIlowasfuck [Intermission]: Why didnt we play grush
automatic.ipod >:[ [Warmup]: CAUSE GOLDRUSH IS LOTTO
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: Even the second round would be over
alexLowasfuck [Warmup]: lol and this?
DEMIlowasfuck [Warmup]: if we attacked first
automatic.ipod >:[ [Countdown]: this requires skill
alexLowasfuck [Countdown]: are you joking?
DEMIlowasfuck [11:58]: Does it mean
DEMIlowasfuck [11:54]: base is the best et player ever?
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
torMblid:O)) [10:23]: thank god this map wasnt in offi
[10:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
DEMIlowasfuck [10:03]: :xDDDDD
DEMIlowasfuck [10:03]: :xDDDDD
[9:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:29]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
DEMIlowasfuck [8:41]: WTF
[8:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:20]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
automatic.ipod >:[ [8:15]: THIS MAP REQUIRES SKILL
DEMIlowasfuck [8:14]: lets do grush
torMblid:O)) [8:14]: you should have played this map in offi to win
torMblid:O)) [8:13]: gg
[8:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
DEMIlowasfuck [7:34]: you joking with those lags
DEMIlowasfuck [7:33]: :D
[7:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
alexLowasfuck [6:22]: gg
[6:20]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:20]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:39 (original: 12:00)
alexLowasfuck [Intermission]: gtg sleep
[Intermission]: alexLowasfuck disconnected
automatic.ipod >:[ [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: automatic.ipod >:[ disconnected
torMblid:O)) [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: froxePokeasfuck disconnected
[Intermission]: torMblid:O)) disconnected
[Intermission]: DEMIlowasfuck disconnected

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